THE JEWISH VAMPIRE HAPPENING

It was the dirty politics Jews who insisted that Kavanah's inevitable confirmation happen during the crazy 8 days of SUKKOT.
 Rhymes with suck on it.
Obviously, most of those old white simple minded mormon men in the Republican Party Senate don't know squat about why the Jews do that voodoo that they do in THUNDERBALL meets GOLDFINGER.
Which is probably why there are still no Jewish professors of Old Testament studies at BYU.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
[Circa 1993 to 1996]

PS CHRISTOPHER WRIGHT: I knew that something serious was happening when President Blofeld nominated a judge for his highest Olympian Greek court who looked exactly like a physically transfigured you, circa 1982.
You may recall; the last time that we met was at that prescription medications PAY N SAVE drug store on N.E. 35th in Seattle. Which at the time was still owned and operated by the mormon Bean family.
GREG'S FAT BURGERS: Mash together two of WALMART'S ground prime rib patties. Then almost burn em to death on the outside, but keep em alive and well and juicy pink on the inside. Cover them over with caramelized sweet onions on top of two slices of TILLAMOOK smoked provolone.
Goes well on two slices of whole wheat bread that are starting to get a little stale. Since the above tougher and older bread slices tend to hold up better even after the meat's juices have drained down into the bun.
Hey, who wants to chow down on a juicy double cheeseburger that just falls apart in your hand after the second bite?
"You be the bun, I'll be the burger." Mini Me, circa 2001.