I dreamed last night that Mike Myers himself invited me to a private screening of a rough cut for his fourth AUSTIN POWERS sequel. Wherein Seattle's Dr Evil character is planning to monopolize the world's gold reserves by causing them to become radioactive for the next 1000 years.
However this time around, he discovers a secret alchemy formula that turns common gold into mountains of condensed canned milk in metal cans. Which are packed into recycled cardboard boxes that are stored somewhere inside of secret giant underground warehouses. Ready to be delivered to your house at an instant's notice.
And then all of Mike's various assistant ass kissers and back stabbing Jewish agents started to laugh hysterically at the ending; but not in a good way.
For example, God sicked the dogs of hell on President Blofeld's new Greek court judge; because he is your typical white Christian mormon Republican. Who does not legally support the Biblical principle of underaged polygamy.
"Try the HOT POCKETS, they're breathtaking." Dr. Evil 2.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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