A semi load of black label AXE shampoo and greasy hair spray cans exploded on I-35 next to south Temple, Texas; west of Rosebud and Cameron. On the very same day of Aretha Franklin's Queen of Soul funeral party in Detroit, Michigan.
Hence, so many of my prophetic Jerry Lewis movies feature yours truly with sleeked back brunet hair stylings by the chicks who dig me in GREASE and GREASE:2.
Think HAIRSPRAY meets CRY BABY.
Take it easy girls. I plan on getting around to THE BIG MOUTH right after I finish F FOR FAKE.
All in the spirit of role-playing the way that the less initiated and simple minded folk look at me in BRIDES OF DRACULA and THE LADIES MAN of course, yada yada.
Hey, if you can't beat'em, join'em. Then pull out the ACES when the time is right starting in 2018.
GSR|TWN
PS JIM CARREY: Are you just trying to fuck with us? Seriously. You're worried that the second coming of Bruce Almighty [of Bonney Lake, Washington] is going to cause 'civil unrest' and serious relationship problems at the end of REVELATION 12 and ALMA 12?
Maybe it's time for you to go back to Bible school my friend.
Take it from me. I went back to BYU film school too in the mid 80s.
And look how that worked out me.
Now I'm shagging all of my best friends' exwives and getting paid for it.
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