That typical low budget French FALCON 50 rock band jet crashed in Greenville, South Carolina on the birthday of GREENDAY's former groupie girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow. Think BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR meets DEEP THROAT.
As just confirmed by the latest annonomous gossip about her being in love with some guy named Falchuck. Supposedly happening right down the street from where they shot DEATHTRAP meets WEDDING CRASHERS meets WAYNE'S WORLD.
This one could very well be true; close enough anyway.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS GWYNETH PALTROW: I have just looked over and seriously pondered the various new pix of your freakishly sexy 14 year-old virgin daughter. And then after spending at least 40 seconds down on my knees begging Jesus if she represents one of the two high school teenagers who live up the street from David Lynch, the answer became rather obvious to me. And then I felt like a complete idiot for even asking him about it.
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