Monday, September 17, 2018

KEEPING IT CLASSY... NOT!

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP just declassified a shit load of high class Jewish insider secrets for a climatic ten days of awe finale.
 Oh yeah, big time back stabbing Jew motherfucker.
"President Trump just stabbed America in the back at the Putin summit in Helsinki!" Rob Rheiner; Hollywood, California.
"SO WHAT!!" Woody Norris, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Like every Democrat politician in Seattle, Washington and Washington, DC has not been praying night and day for the past two years that somebody, anybody, would literally stab President Trump in the back.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS TOM ARNOLD: Please do hurry up with your October surprise video of Donald Trump role playing me fucking two under aged teenagers at the same time at the HILTON.
I don't know about you. But as I get a bit older. And my patients with such pop culture spastics like you and Stephen King and Michael Moore starts to wear out and become thinner and thinner; I've also noticed that my attention span with the likes of you guys has started to get shorter and shorter.
Ergo, "I go crazy anymore if I even half to waite for one minute to mail a letter at the Post." Hugh Grant, circa 2005.
Or for another axample; I want my juicy pink prime rib with two jumbo pink shrimp deal for 3.99 now, not later; circa AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY meets KING RALPH.
GREG'S SHRIMP PASTA: All you do on this one is sautee your prawns for three minutes tops in a basic basil garlic butter with a splash of sherry. Then pour them sexy little babbies over a cooked plate of spaghetti pasta a dente. Heavily sprinkled with grated Romano naturally.

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