DEAD CAT WALKING

The latest rash of dead cats with surgically removed brains and sex organs in the metro Olympia, Washington area is definitely related to America's Greek President in George Albert Smith's WW:III temple vision in Washington County, Utah.
"You can bet that it was no picnic." prophetically paraphrasing President Blowfeld in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER; back when I was still married to MS CARDIN, circa 1976 to 1981.
Of course, we all know who is behind this. According to that recent opinion piece by Eva Wiseman in the NYT. That was just confirmed by Ms Ford's new bought and paid for lesbian Jewish backstabbing lawyer named Katz. The name Eva being a variation on Adam's original crazy Jewish wife named Eve.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

MAP NOTES: There are five mountains in the latter-days ten virgin 50/50 states with a prophetic number of '144.. feet tall' measurement.
WHITE RIVER FLY FISHING: This summer's drought has caused the melting glacier fed waters of the White River to be a good bet for young and thin cutthroat. Who you can easily catch with a no.10 ROYAL COATCHMAN fly in the crystal clear cold waters in the shadow of 14,410' Mount Rainier.
Check with your local Enumclaw Hwy.410 guide for the area's amazing selection of river side A-frame cabins with fire place and wood stove that rent for only $100 a night. And if those deals are all sold out; check out the even better fly fishing time share condo situations that are available upstream of Morton, Washington and 1,444' Storm King Mountain above Rt.7.
That is if you can stand staying in some rundown roadside motel that was built in the 40s and 50s. But now has been bought out, and all dolled up, by some dime millionaire Chinese real estate investor. And then converted into the best honeymoon holliday kitchen suites this side of Niagra Falls, Canada. When you can take advantage of the local mushroom hunting and fried trout bed and breakfast afternoon delights?
PS EVANGELINE LILLY: Why look like 37 when you could look like 27?
BUDGET VACATION SUGGESTIONS: You don't have a few extra hundred in your wallet for some kind of a Hwy.666 road trip motel fantasy? Fuck that.
All that you have to do is give me 10% of your after tax money travel agent commission money. No questions asked.
Just throw an 18" cast iron pan into the back of your vintage Seattle, Washington  1970s era 240 VOLVO and go for it.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: September and October are the best months ever for fly fishing and bareback fucking up and down the Foss River valley creeks below Rt.2's Steven's Pass. Just over from the early Octoberfest happenings in Leavenworth.
You like to eat a little pussy and chow down on a big campfire sausage every now and then? Wait untill you get a taste of the local handpicked wild mushroom delicacies.