Reportedly, Jimmy Kimmel spoke about cutting off Kavanaugh's penis when I was planning my new posting about Michael once telling me that "May 9 is the cutting time."
Which immediately struck a cord with me. And so I goggle-imaged his Hollywood talk show venue and saw various pix of his Greek president temple happening.
Now all I have to do is find out what other local tourist landmarks are surrounding PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's sidewalk star.
JESUS, sometimes this shit just pays for itself.
For example, every time some Democrat Party activist Jack hammers, sledge hammers, or sets himself on fire upon the DONALD TRUMP walk of fame star. Our beloved and almost infallible leader gets another free 10% skim of a "... gazillion bazillion dollars " in tax free publicity cash.
No wonder I got started in show biz by writing monolog jokes for Joan Rivers back in my born again 1980s days.
At $110,000 a dozen, it sure beat selling bootleg tv satellite dishes in Tacoma for STARTRON.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JIMMY KIMMEL: Lawless mob rule is democratic fascism. Law and order is democratic republicanism. Read a serious book once in awhile for Christ's sake. Preferably one that is not recommended by that fat nigger church lady bitch Oprah Winfrey, or those creepy looking Jews at the NYT. Not to mention Emma Watson er all.
Pardon my French.
FULL DISCLOSURE NOTES: Ok, so you fucking idiots found out about my secret look alike lodge retreat out in Hanna Montana. Which was inspired by MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES meets THE SHINING.
"I dare you to ask me to go over and talk to her." NAPOLEAN DYNOMITE, Preston, Idaho, 2004.
PS JIM CARREY: Most of the Jew fucks in Hollywood don't know shit from shineolla when it comes to believing that Jesus Christ is their messiah in 3 NEPHI.
I'm thinking we do a two week quickie pick up shoot about an old guy who still has it. And wants to go back and get his high school substitute teacher certification diploma in Salmon, Idaho. However, he ends up fucking a butt load of underaged virgin teenagers there; once they discover that their teacher was once a major Hollywood movie star.
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