Tuesday, September 11, 2018

MY F FOR FAKE REEL

We know that the beautiful woman with an eastern European accent is America's future First Lady in F FOR FAKE when she drapes her USA flag outfit over her soft shoulder. And then yours truly gives the camera man that knowing look.
Remember this was the last movie that Orson Welles made. Before he finished off his career as a professional tv show guest and highly paid commercial sponsor of cheap jug wine from California.
In other words, "We will sell no wine before IT'S time..."

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

GREG'S FOCACCIA BREAD: Needless to say, it is neigh unto impossible to find genuine pane completo in America. Even in Italy it's a rather hard thing to find outside of places like Padova, Venezia, and Siena.
So here is what you can do in the meantime if you wish to avoid spawning the seeds of satan.
Grill your genuine whole wheat bread slices using a light mixture of olive oil and garlicky Italian spices; instead of the usual bland buttering on your typical American cheese grilled sandwich.
Seriously, if PAPPA JOHN'S PIZZA had taken my humble advice on this five years ago, they would not be in the mess that they are now in today.
 "Better pizza using better ingredients..." costs just a little bit more; and all that jazz.
"Because I'm worth it..." Uma Therman, circa 1993 to 1996.
Who actually gave me a big loud and clear "Hello" last night at 2:58 am.
 Damn skinny, she knows who will be buttering her bread after 2020.
So what. She's twenty years younger than me.
Duh, half of my SAILOR DOG fuck buddy actresses in SON OF LEBOWSKI and THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI will be in that same age range.
Hey, if we're gonna pump 100 big ones into some kind of a double whammy THE WEIGHT OF WATER meets KILL CRUISE sailboat fuck film, the bare naked sex scenes half to appeal to a wide age range audience today.

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