Thursday, September 13, 2018

THE GREAT FLOOD OF FLORENCE

Right after Italy allowed in a few mormon missionaries from Switzerland, the great Biblical flood of 1966.6 happened in Florence. So then most of the bravi Americani mormoni spent the rest of their mission time cleaning up the aftermath.
Who were later known as the "mud angles" of God.
You can look it up if you don't believe it. I actually met one of them who were still coming in from the Como Lake, Switerland side, just before it was ok for the rest of us to fly into Milano with no more hassles.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS ANZIANO BOYTON: I'm gonna need to hire a private tutor to help me bone up on my LDS missionary Italiano. All expenses paid of course.
That said, I AM is still freakishly fluent in the language. But I will need a little coaching on my accent and pronounciation after all these years.
PS SIENA: I will be living in style somewhere in Toscana during some wintery Christmass Season when I AM is waiting for my Princess in London to come rescue her.
Think ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA meets every other inspired Dr. Frankenstein horror movie that was ever made by HAMMER FILMS about the upcoming physical transfiguration blood letting process.
For example, Debra Messing looks exactly like the BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN in that classic pre WW:III era movie.

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