I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE... AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!

"I AM!.. A back door man. Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand." HOWL'N WOLF, 1965.
Talk about from the mouths of underaged virgin babes who like to suck on daddy's cock.
So how about everybody stand up and make some noise for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY already! And his righteous virgin mother too.
Guess what guys, you don't believe in the Bible, the Bible doesn't believe in you either. Not to mention the BM.
A tooth ferry for a tooth ferry...
"Sorry about your teeth..." CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND.

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PS JERRY SEIGNFELD: You were inspired by Jesus to build a full regulation baseball field in your own private backyard for a reason.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Last night at 1:02 AM, I had a potent flash vision of me taking off my sweaty T-shirt and tossing it down into my dirty laundry drawer.
PS GEORGE CLOONEY: No worries mate. When the time is right, me and the boys will be buying out your PLAYBOY MANSION shag pad on the shores of Lake Como, Italy.
Whatever, flyfishing on still waters for rising trout with my black Irish/Scotish buddy Ken McLeod is one of the things that I miss the most in this mortal life.

AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

I dreamed last night that Mike Myers himself invited me to a private screening of a rough cut for his fourth AUSTIN POWERS sequel. Wherein Seattle's Dr Evil character is planning to monopolize the world's gold reserves by causing them to become radioactive for the next 1000 years.
However this time around, he discovers a secret alchemy formula that turns common gold into mountains of condensed canned milk in metal cans. Which are packed into recycled cardboard boxes that are stored somewhere inside of secret giant underground warehouses. Ready to be delivered to your house at an instant's notice.
And then all of Mike's various assistant ass kissers and back stabbing Jewish agents started to laugh hysterically at the ending; but not in a good way.
For example, God sicked the dogs of hell on President Blofeld's new Greek court judge; because he is your typical white Christian mormon Republican. Who does not legally support the Biblical principle of underaged polygamy.
"Try the HOT POCKETS, they're breathtaking." Dr. Evil 2.

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HALF AWAKE AND FUCKING YOU SIDEWAYS IN FROG PAJAMAS

Now that I think about it. All of my erotic dreams about fucking Sandy and Charlie at the same time, while my pal Gwyny is watching us in the shadowy background; have been about her enjoying watching me fucking her mini me daughter and you know who in my two LAST TANGO IN PARIS fuck films.
Damn skinny. What bored middleaging rich mother in MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets TAXI DRIVER would not pay me to look like that?

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PS COUSIN JULIE: The other night I dreamed that we went out for an early morning buttermilk pancake breakfast somewhere in Kirkland, Washington. After a night of hot sex with you and Renee Zellwegger in the back seat of my white 3-stick 57 CHEVY.

WAKING UP AND FINDING A 33ISH JESUS LYING NEXT TO YOU

I barely cracked open my copy of GREAT BALLS OF FIRE before the signs and wonders started to pour in from Mississippi and Louisiana. Kicking off with some older Michael Moore look alike red neck. Who just found the governor's original gold wedding ring in an old sofa bed that was sitting by the side of the road.
It happening in the same state where Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year-old kiss'n cousin bride in some little white [Elvis] chaple endowment house run by the SCHOOL OF PROPHETS at 2bc.info.
Then in the third [WW:III] act in London, we realize that the blond "killer" tv celebrity is actually a dry run mormon forerunner to today's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
 Complete with Jimmy Kimmel a hoppin and a bobbin on the front row in the last scenes. Shortly after the Holy Spirit himself had fallen upon Miley Cyrus and caused her to start shaking and groving to the new sound of things.
"The times, they are a changing..." Bob Dylan, 1966.

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INSIDER DEAL NOTES: President Trump is hummoring the Senate right now because that is what one is supposed to do in order to triumph over your enemies; per THE ART OF WAR meets THE ART OF THE DEAL meets THE PRINCE.
Need I mention? Machiavelli was that backstabbing Jewish figure in HANNIBAL:2.
PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Insider trading deals on WALL STREET are the only stock deals that interest me anymore.
My mommy had no dummy.

CHLOE BEAVER IS MY KIND OF BLOND GIRLFRIEND

Yeah yeah I know already.
 According to the Bible, you can't fuck em, much less even touch em, or ask them to suck on daddy's cock until after puberty.
Which for the girls is around 10-14.
Since these same age range daughters of Israel are supposed to get married no later than ten years after their hormones start to kick in.
Otherwise, they start to become a menace to society's older married white men with families and wives. Many of whom don't care that much about them anymore anyway for whatever reason imaginable.
Think that this is crazy mormon Republican sex cult vampire templers stuff?
Grow up and be a man for Christ's sake! Wherein my 1970s protagonist in LAST TANGO IN PARIS starts to get over his room temporature X wife cunt by fucking two underaged virgin teenagers at a time at $4,000,000 Canadian a pop; tax free naturally.
Whereas over half of today's apostate christian girly men, with Nazi boyscout type haircuts in 1 NEPHI 14, etc. believe that there is nothing wrong with homosexuals and lesbians teaching what is right and wrong to our innocent young virgin children in public schools that are run by the government.

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PS NEVE: Last night at 1:03 am, the VIRGIN MARY MOTHER OF JESUS said to me, "707".
PS MEL: Last night after midnight, MOTHER MARY quietly whispered into my ear "707".

JESUS LOVES FUCKING YOU AFTER DINNER AND A COUPLE OF TALL DRINKS; AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND TOO.

That typical low budget French FALCON 50 rock band jet crashed in Greenville, South Carolina on the birthday of GREENDAY's former groupie girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow. Think BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR meets DEEP THROAT.
As just confirmed by the latest annonomous gossip about her being in love with some guy named Falchuck. Supposedly happening right down the street from where they shot DEATHTRAP meets WEDDING CRASHERS meets WAYNE'S WORLD.
This one could very well be true; close enough anyway.

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PS GWYNETH PALTROW: I have just looked over and seriously pondered the various new pix of your freakishly sexy 14 year-old virgin daughter. And then after spending at least 40 seconds down on my knees begging Jesus if she represents one of the two high school teenagers who live up the street from David Lynch, the answer became rather obvious to me. And then I felt like a complete idiot for even asking him about it.

THE SATANIC CIVIL RIGHTS OF DRACULA

This is the 1974  HAMMER film where the secretive 008 Jewish clown agent gets stabbed in the back at the NYT/CIA/FBI, and then barely escapes and crawls his way to that English countryside PLAYBOY MANSION.  Where he spills the beans about the two witnesses prophecy in REVELATION 11.

See every secret agent movie that takes place at some look alike PLAYBOY MANSION in England. Most of which stood for all of today's restored and renovated lost tribes of Israel stonewall hotel castles in TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 meets DEAD AND LOVING IT [politically speaking] etc.

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PS SHIT HEAD: More independent and original thinking art, less regurgitated rip off politics from the 1940s and 1950s.
People are looking for something better than that these days. Something that is more fresh and original. Think BUCKETS OF BLOOD meets THE BLOB.

THE LADY GAGA VAMPIRE HAPPENING EFFECT

It certainly does appear that Lady Gaga is now undergoing some strange and unexpected kind of a born again blood cleansing career in low budget vampire movie allegories.
 In confirmation of the upcoming physical transfiguration in MOONSTRUCK meets MIDNIGHT MADNESS meets THE INVISIBLE WOMAN.
I kid you not. The star of SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE just gave me the ok look to bring her look alike virgin daughter to my grand opening PLAYBOY MANSION feast in DC 58.
That is if the $4,000,000 Canadian check is good of course. Plus her divorced Daddy in Heaven says that she gets to co-star with my own co-star virgin in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets STEALING BEAUTY.
Whereas I would never spread a billion dollars around in my next two SAILOR DOG fuck film fantasies without casting a few underaged girls in it who have a bankable track record.

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: This fall we will be looking at various video clips of TOUCH OF EVIL and THE STRANGER in my Internet college degree courses at GSRU.
Naturally, I'll be looking around the classroom for any special college age girls with standout talent; who have it.

SPEAKING OF JIMMY KIMMEL

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE becomes a prophecy about the suicidal Jimmy Kimmel when we see his REVELATION 17 mystery woman getting sexually assaulted by a gang of Republican party frat boys.
Then throughout the second and final acts, we see the 666 establishment trying to force their insane Jewish marxist dialectic materialism theories upon his ilk.
Who represent the same bad heart problems that his own little daughter is still suffering from every day and night.
For when in the ending, the very polite and soft spoken 666 establishment [universal healthcare] figure promises him a great late night job if he would agree to be their friend and help them out politically.

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PSA: September 27 is the physically transfigured goop.com birthday of the look alike movie star in CARNIVAL OF SOULS in SLC, UT meets SLIDING DOORS in the London Underground.
Think KING OF NEW YORK meets THE KING OF ENGLAND in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.
Is SCOTISH MORMON TEMPLE RITES MASONRY SATANISM? You tell me. When much is given, much is expected.
That said. I AM is now the richest man in Babylon.

SPEAKING IN TONGUES

Reportedly, Jimmy Kimmel spoke about cutting off Kavanaugh's penis when I was planning my new posting about Michael once telling me that "May 9 is the cutting time."
Which immediately struck a cord with me. And so I goggle-imaged his Hollywood talk show venue and saw various pix of his Greek president temple happening.
Now all I have to do is find out what other local tourist landmarks are surrounding PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's sidewalk star.
JESUS, sometimes this shit just pays for itself.
For example, every time some Democrat Party activist Jack hammers, sledge hammers, or sets himself on fire upon the DONALD TRUMP walk of fame star. Our beloved and almost infallible leader gets another free 10% skim of a "... gazillion bazillion dollars " in tax free publicity cash.
No wonder I got started in show biz by writing monolog jokes for Joan Rivers back in my born again 1980s days.
At $110,000 a dozen, it sure beat selling bootleg tv satellite dishes in Tacoma for STARTRON.

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PS JIMMY KIMMEL: Lawless mob rule is democratic fascism. Law and order is democratic republicanism. Read a serious book once in awhile for Christ's sake. Preferably one that is not recommended by that fat nigger church lady bitch Oprah Winfrey, or those creepy looking Jews at the NYT. Not to mention Emma Watson er all.
Pardon my French.
FULL DISCLOSURE NOTES: Ok, so you fucking idiots found out about my secret look alike lodge retreat out in Hanna Montana. Which was inspired by MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES meets THE SHINING.
"I dare you to ask me to go over and talk to her." NAPOLEAN DYNOMITE, Preston, Idaho, 2004.
PS JIM CARREY: Most of the Jew fucks in Hollywood don't know shit from shineolla when it comes to believing that Jesus Christ is their messiah in 3 NEPHI.
I'm thinking we do a two week quickie pick up shoot about an old guy who still has it. And wants to go back and get his high school substitute teacher certification diploma in Salmon, Idaho. However, he ends up fucking a butt load of underaged virgin teenagers there; once they discover that their teacher was once a major Hollywood movie star.

5.9 2020 IS THE FINAL CUT OFF TIME

The 42 months warning in REVELATION 11.2 comes right after the measuring and building plans of President Trump for the new court temple wall that will separate the more civilized Israelites from the more lawless gentile darkiess. Never forget, Nixon himself was elected again on a law and order platform. Whom I also voted for at the US Consolate in Palermo.
Sadly, tricky Dick ultimately surrendered to the evil Jewish establishment who believed that one could talk himself out of almost anything.
Ergo, the fear and loathing of the prince's people in DANIEL 9. Who have been stomping on the more rightious among us for the past 22 months.
Ever since the abomination of desolation fell from grace after the previous 42 months  "time, and times, and half a time" of fake birth certificates, fake Russian dossiers, and fake news for three and one half years in particular. Think ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND meets Jim Carrey doing a remake to THE UNBEARIBLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING.

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PS JIM CARREY: I know your getting pretty itchy these days. But like everyone else, you just half to have a few months more patience. All is well that ends well. Read every book that was ever written about screenwriting and scriptwriting.
UNITED ORDER NOTES: Michael let me know that Sandy would be willing to give me half up front now, and half of it later on the backside; depending on actual results. I can live with that for now. Think 2+2+2+2... starts to add up to a pretty descent off shore tax free bank account in places like Yalta and Cyprus; not to mention my own privately owned sex cult sperm bank paradise island in Vanuatu.
PS MR. PRESIDENT: After Paul Allen and I buy out the rights to the complete JAMES BOND 007 franchise, we will probably make you President For Life on one of them.
Just for the shits and giggles.

A TIGER IS ON THE LOOSE!!

Tiger Wood's sudden NIKE type comeback victory on a symbolic TRUMP INC. golf course represents the 666 beast who suddenly comes back to life in REVELATION 13.
Brought to us by today's Jews who still worship the 666 beast. Even though the first 666 beast had caused the death of 6,666,666 Jews during WW:II in the first place.
Hello WW:III.
Third time's a charm; and all that jazz.

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Circa December, 1993

UNFINISHED BUSINESS NOTES: The mentally deficient retard in this German G7 WHORE OF BABYLON financial fornication allegory sports a last name that represents the innocent unbaptised children who are victims of their parents' white flour pancake diets.
See every news clip archive from the past ten years where the crazy after midnight customer goes ape shit at some WAFFLE HOUSE franchise.
For example. The star of ERASERHEAD died in some after midnight coffee and donuts shop after he gave some crazy jive ass nigger pimp a dirty look.
And all it took was one punch to the head; and it was lights out.
PS MS SIRE US: Here's the deal. I get 10%; you get to keep the house and your healthy kids who were not born deaf, dumb, or blind. You should be so lucky.
PS JIM CARREY: My bad. I forgot to mention that Jesus also told me in a recent lucid dream that he wants you to role play the Scotish tartan James Bond hero in ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE meets ROD STEELE OO14.

THE JEWISH VAMPIRE HAPPENING

It was the dirty politics Jews who insisted that Kavanah's inevitable confirmation happen during the crazy 8 days of SUKKOT.
 Rhymes with suck on it.
Obviously, most of those old white simple minded mormon men in the Republican Party Senate don't know squat about why the Jews do that voodoo that they do in THUNDERBALL meets GOLDFINGER.
Which is probably why there are still no Jewish professors of Old Testament studies at BYU.

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[Circa 1993 to 1996]

PS CHRISTOPHER WRIGHT: I knew that something serious was happening when President Blofeld nominated a judge for his highest Olympian Greek court who looked exactly like a physically transfigured you, circa 1982.
You may recall; the last time that we met was at that prescription medications PAY N SAVE drug store on N.E. 35th in Seattle. Which at the time was still owned and operated by the mormon Bean family.
GREG'S FAT BURGERS: Mash together two of WALMART'S ground prime rib patties. Then almost burn em to death on the outside, but keep em alive and well and juicy pink on the inside. Cover them over with caramelized sweet onions on top of two slices of TILLAMOOK smoked provolone.
Goes well on two slices of whole wheat bread that are starting to get a little stale. Since the above tougher and older bread slices tend to hold up better even after the meat's juices have drained down into the bun.
Hey, who wants to chow down on a juicy double cheeseburger that just falls apart in your hand after the second bite?
"You be the bun, I'll be the burger." Mini Me, circa 2001.

THE TWO WITNESSES

Miss Montana has a "KATZ" tattoo under her left wing arm of flesh. So I google-imaged around for a better look at her new REVELATION 12 spread eagle tatty on her fine looking liley white ass. Which depicts the two wings of the USA eagle right above my choice of annal or vagina..
Hey, you don't fuck the face if you have an ass like that. If you know what I mean.
Naturally, the best one I found was at EL DIABLO'S CELEBRITY NEWS; go figure.
So shoot me. Some like em young and two at a time: with a nice choice of hard 27ish fun holes.
In other words, some girls like to fuck. Other girls just like to think about it.

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PS MILEY: As a fellow shaker, we know why the Holy Toast is causing the Pentacostal Beaver to shake and tremble these days every time that one of his fans even touches him.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Apparently there is still much consternation, confusion and misunderstanding out there about what I mean about you holding the honorary title of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Or like they say every signal night, morning and day at that little white Elvis Presley [ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW] wedding chaple in LEAVING LAS VEGAS, "ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!" But of course he is still alive and well and having a great time at the gentleman's PLAYBOY CLUB in London.

AND THE WALL CAME TUMBLING DOWN

The stone wall that fell down upon the dark skinned enemies of the white Israelite in KINGS 20:30, killing 27,000 of them assholes, was a last days prophecy about President Trump's wall and President Trump's street becoming built again in DANIEL 9.
Like most of you folks, I have seen the various color shaded border wall prototypes put forward in the usual bidding war process.
That said, I don't claim to be some kind of a construction engineer expert with a college degree from BYU or MIT, etc.
 Therefore my always very candid advice to America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is just go with the one that looks the whitest.
Since there are nine members inside of today's Greek President Supreme Court temple in Washington, DC.
And before it's all over, all nine of them will be conservatives; even the women.
I AM is serious. Michael told me earlier this year that President Pence will be President Trump's relief pitcher sometime during the 2023 WORLD SERIES.

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PS JUSTIN BEIBER: The Father is no.1; the Son is no.2; the Holy Ghost is no.3. All three of whom are the same number one to you and me; all things considered.

MIRROR WATCHING

Apparently some movie about extremely narcissistic and ordinary everyday evil people seeing things in their bathroom vanity mirrors is the big surprise box office hit this weekend.
Whatever. It does co-star Jack Black and take place up in Michael Moore's home state of Mitt Romney.
Oh well. I'll wait till it comes out on a used DVD at GOODWILL.
More than one critic has suggested over the past ten years that crazy Black is the new face of crazy Jack. So what's one year or two in the scheme of things?
Meanwhile, that accuser from the west coast, who is being represented by a Jewish lesbian leftist, is a creepy stand in BIBLE lesson about the accuser in REVELATION 12. Who appears from out of nowhere, like a thief in the night, at the same time as the Biblical flood in the Republican two headed Carolinas; code named Florence.
Of course, the royal Jewish surname Medici means medicines in Florence, Italy.
In confirmation of Dante's two faced characters in THE DIVINE COMEDY prophecy. Followed up by that horrific SUV crash full of illegals just south of Florence, Arizona on Wed/nes/day.

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PS JIM CARREY: Ever since I had a flash vision of a day calender page '23' stapled to somebody's rear deck post, I can't stop thinking about your fascinating movie called 23.
Obviously, "You got it... And there ain't nothing that you can do about it." Jerry Lewis, THE KING OF COMEDY. Who of course was refering to your God given comedy talents; and not your two herpes problem with the two issues of Judah and Ephraim.
PS DAILY MAIL: Whenever I tap on some breaking news link about President Trump, which features some enclosed photo of him looking crazy; I think OK I get it. And then I then move on to the next big Internet thing on my screen; without even reading it.
The timer on the clock is running out.

STONEWALLING THE WALL

The temple court wall that symbolically separates the white people from the Gov. Brown people in REV.11:1 means that diversity of morality and purpose is our weakness; and not our strength.
Ergo, in the upcoming 1000 years, most women in Mount Zion will not be allowed to vote unless they hold title to real estate property or private business property.
Fuck it. What real man out there wants his life and limb to be placed into the hands of a bunch of 17 year-old girls who are constantly changing their minds from day to day?
 Been there done that.
"Ohhh Jesus... I could easily change my mind about you." Carly Simone.

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PS WARREN BEAUTY: Dude. You are a rather tall and handsome Jew. So it is high time to invite Madonna and Ms Simone er all back to the multi family birthday party happening at THE PLAYBOY MANSION.
You know me. When I throw some big time DC 58 feast with open bar for the little girls; I like to invite a crowd of rich celebrities and their sexy and gorgeous underaged teenager daughters.
PS JIM CARREY: Last night at 3:55 am, God told me on a visceral level VANILLA SKY dream that you are to replay 007 in MOONRAKER; did't see that one coming.
Whatever, if you do a good job on this one, you get to remake every James Bond movie that ever starred the older Roger Moore in his mid 50s.
 Paul Nestor directing of course; no need to throw good money after bad money.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The Jewish Bible's old Jerusalem, where our Lord was crucified, is exactly like today's occupied new Jeruslem in the Josephite written BM. Where the two witnesses of Judah and Joseph Smith will be lying in the street for 3+ days. 🤔

KNOWING HOW TO PARTY IN 2020 TOWN.

FEAR this little movie that is based upon a certain little small minded book title; you east coast Jewish backstabbing mother fucks.
Because you will know that the end is near when you see Adam Sanders and Jennifer Aniston role playing a couple of Jack Mormon swingers from 2020 Nevada hanging out at George Clooney's lakeside PLAYBOY MANSION set in the seven hills of Lake Como, Italy.
Wish I had thought up this one myself.
Oh well. My plate is already pretty full anyway.
Sometimes one has to settle down and understand that there are a lot of people out there who are just as inspired and smart as me; who also think exactly like me.

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007 NOTES: Better get ready my little underaged virgin CAMPFIRE GIRL BROWNIES. Because in the YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE prophecy, it is a requirement that a bride must be a virgin. Or at least a born again and baptised hottie who has a new clean 17ish virgin pussy down there during the upcoming blood cleansing physical transfiguration vampire happening.
Nothing personal mind you.

YUUGE BLOWOUT SALE PROMOTION!!

"UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!.. EVERYTHING MARKED DOWN BELOW WHOLESALE!"
Usually not. But once in awhile it's actually true; buyer beware.
For example, Quentin Tarantino said that the long line ran down and around the block when he went to see DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER at THE CHINESE in Hollywood.
 As just confirmed by the same long line of white folks waiting to see America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP meets VIVA LAS VEGAS in person.
Happening right after I found the furry remains of President Blofeld's white Pursian pussy cat in our own driveway in Bonney Lake, Washington.
It was almost enough to get me to watch Tarantino's WW:III prophecy about today's American Jews with short haircuts cutting the throats of their kindred Jews in Europe with similar short haircuts in INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS.

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NOT YET NOTES: I'm probably going to have to match this one up with THERE WILL BE BLOOD, and the alternative second ending to THE BREAKUP. Timing is everything.
MEANWHILE NOTES: I will be doing a couple of low budget remake versions of BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR meets ROD STEELE 0014 just to pay the bills; co-starring Miley Cyrus and maybe Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart on my vintage Hollywood 91' sail boat.
 Plus those two 16 year-old virgin hotties who just moved into David Lynch's neighborhood because their mothers were hoping that their girls could be the stars of his next Internet tv show series.
PS DAVID LYNCH: Never doubt a crazy mother's intuition. Sometimes they are wrong. But most of the time they are right on the money.
PS KEN KEISLER: 1991's THE RAPTURE was God's special look alike thank you film for taking me in during that freezing INVISIBLE MAN snow storm of 1991.

CALLING DR. EVIL!

Reportedly, Gov. Moonbeam became so exasperated the other day out in Sacramento that he actually implored some brown person out there to please do something about America's white man PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
 Oh yeah, Christopher Columbus was a rather tall blond blue eyed Jew.
Hence that new Greek tragedy comedy co-starring Adam Sanders and Jennifer Aniston that was just shot outside of Genoa, Italy on a boat. Which is supposed to represent my two sailboat movie sequels in SON OF LEBOWSKI and THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
In confirmation of my three dreams last night about my own brown eyed girl who co-starred with my Jewish forerunner in the NOTTING HILL London prophecy.
The last one taking place on an old passenger ferry boat on Lake Victoria.
Wherein she liked me, but was still not ready to fuck.

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SISSY CAT NOTES: All that was left of Blofeld's white Iranian Persian cat in our driveway last night was a bunch of white fur clumps; probably a large red night owl, maybe a nocturnal coyote.
 Six one half dozen the other.

JUST PULL IT OFF!

Don't be a sissy.
Slowly and gently pulling off an old dirty bandage just prolongs the pain and suffering. Just do it and get it over with in one quick take.
For example. Orson Welles became the master of the one quick take and then let's move on, during his super 16mm French camera period in the late 50s and early 60s.
Hey, sometimes you have to do what you have do to get the job done.
Especially when all of the backstabbing Jews in Hollywood have cut off your motion picture studio founding.

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GREG'S HOT DOGS: This is probably one of the most difficult recipes that I have yet to post.
Find yourself a pack of traditional all beef Chicago style hot dogs with no nitrites or nitrates.
Talk about an extremely difficult and almost impossible mission to accomplish.
Oh well, boil em, microwave em, grill em, whatever; good luck with this one.
You might try the freezer section at WHOLE FOODS.
Goes well with French deli mustard and Dutch beer on a whole wheat 90/10 bun.
CRY BABY NOTES: This inspired John Waters prophecy was about the time when the Democrat Drapes and the Republican squares would be playing a game of chicken shit with each other in the end. Think AMERICAN GRAFFITI meets STAND BY ME.

JUST DOING IT LIKE NIKE

NIKE's new slogan is about when America would have a Greek President during WW:III who knows how to just do it, MAMA MIA 2 style.
Only wish we had a few more 1980s style macho shit heads like him in the Senate. In order to reign in that Republican 1970s feminist bitch from Maine.
Who needs political enemies when you have political party friends and wives like her?
See every bikini beach party movie that was ever made in the 60s.
Where the girl flirts with the GREASE 2 bad boy but won't let him go all the way.
 So then in his most frustrated SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER voice, he demands to know, "Are we gonna do it, or what?"

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TOP TEN DRIVE IN MOVIES: No.1, PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE; wherein those white man PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP supporters on BRANCH DAVIDIAN motorcycles in Sturges, SD force the little Jew boy homo to "make mirth" for them, Biblically speaking. Usually shown with some after midnight double feature like THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW or AMERICAN GRAFFITI.
PS ROB RELF: Hope to hell that you finally decided to man up and buy that HONDA GOLD WING; against your boring old church lady's wishes.
PS JIM CARREY: Still too embarrassed to make a sexy movie because you think that you look too old. Check out ANDY WARHOL'S VAMPIRE. Talk about type casting.

DEAD CAT WALKING

The latest rash of dead cats with surgically removed brains and sex organs in the metro Olympia, Washington area is definitely related to America's Greek President in George Albert Smith's WW:III temple vision in Washington County, Utah.
"You can bet that it was no picnic." prophetically paraphrasing President Blowfeld in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER; back when I was still married to MS CARDIN, circa 1976 to 1981.
Of course, we all know who is behind this. According to that recent opinion piece by Eva Wiseman in the NYT. That was just confirmed by Ms Ford's new bought and paid for lesbian Jewish backstabbing lawyer named Katz. The name Eva being a variation on Adam's original crazy Jewish wife named Eve.

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MAP NOTES: There are five mountains in the latter-days ten virgin 50/50 states with a prophetic number of '144.. feet tall' measurement.
WHITE RIVER FLY FISHING: This summer's drought has caused the melting glacier fed waters of the White River to be a good bet for young and thin cutthroat. Who you can easily catch with a no.10 ROYAL COATCHMAN fly in the crystal clear cold waters in the shadow of 14,410' Mount Rainier.
Check with your local Enumclaw Hwy.410 guide for the area's amazing selection of river side A-frame cabins with fire place and wood stove that rent for only $100 a night. And if those deals are all sold out; check out the even better fly fishing time share condo situations that are available upstream of Morton, Washington and 1,444' Storm King Mountain above Rt.7.
That is if you can stand staying in some rundown roadside motel that was built in the 40s and 50s. But now has been bought out, and all dolled up, by some dime millionaire Chinese real estate investor. And then converted into the best honeymoon holliday kitchen suites this side of Niagra Falls, Canada. When you can take advantage of the local mushroom hunting and fried trout bed and breakfast afternoon delights?
PS EVANGELINE LILLY: Why look like 37 when you could look like 27?
BUDGET VACATION SUGGESTIONS: You don't have a few extra hundred in your wallet for some kind of a Hwy.666 road trip motel fantasy? Fuck that.
All that you have to do is give me 10% of your after tax money travel agent commission money. No questions asked.
Just throw an 18" cast iron pan into the back of your vintage Seattle, Washington  1970s era 240 VOLVO and go for it.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: September and October are the best months ever for fly fishing and bareback fucking up and down the Foss River valley creeks below Rt.2's Steven's Pass. Just over from the early Octoberfest happenings in Leavenworth.
You like to eat a little pussy and chow down on a big campfire sausage every now and then? Wait untill you get a taste of the local handpicked wild mushroom delicacies.

AMERICA'S SHINING MOMENT

Do recall, THE SHINING prophecy starts out in September. When the secret society lodge managers were interviewing Jack for the new job.
For when I was cat napping on 9.17 at 1:17 pm and I experienced a flash vision of myself in the mirror; crazy smile, eyes rolled up, shaggy hair and unsaved face, the whole 9 yards.
Also Remember, my new 27 year-old girlfriend's name is Neve; which means 'snow' in Florence, Italy. For all of those restaurant size CAMPBELL soup cans in
the movie's 1979-80 kitchen scenes.

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CLIFF NOTES: They shot the above film's mount zion lodge locations at Government Camp, Oregon; right above Rt.35, next to Lookout Mtn.
Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill during the ten days of awe, circa 2018.
PS SEAN PENN: Thanks for the support brother. Coming from one ham actor to another it means something.
And if you don't mind me asking. Just between me and you, what was Charlize like in the sack?
And do let my people know if you have any inspired crazy ideas for a remake.
NEW YORK POST NOTES: Putting a Dustin Hoffman look alike on their front page deserves a PULITZER for sure.

SHE WAS JUST 17, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

By the Almighty Hand of God, some crazy wanna be President Ford hit girl has come forward in confirmation of Judge Kavananah laying bear the naked sins of the daughters of Zion in ISAIAH 4 and 2 NEPHI 8, etc.
See every suggestive 1960s movie where the SOME LIKE IT HOT meets VIVA LAS VEGAS babe is wearing a shear one piece bathing suit beside the pool.
Gonna have to go with a huuge YES PLEASE! boner on this one.
And just when I was beginning to wonder if President Blowfeld was nominating yet another polite society jack ass with a haircut; who is all work and no play.

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PS STEPHEN KING: Experiencing any sudden midnight inspirations these days for a great "little book" short story? How about THINNER meets YOUNGER?
How about some older fucker who looks a lot like a 57ish
 Orson Welles. Who is now living out his life in style on his restored vintage 51' sailboat docked up in Marin County. Who had wasted all of his life researching and researching for the fountain of youth in the tropics? Ergo, his religious passion for fucking teenagers and making movies about him being the reincarnation of THE BIG LEBOWSKI. Full union scale with generious per diem of course for their agent manager mothers. Who wish to be on set just to make sure that things don't go too far.
PS JIM CARREY: Back in 16, I dreamed that the greens were rioting all up and down the Ave in Seattle's U-district during the 2018 November Thanksgiving holiday.
 Not looking like the midterms are going to work out all that well for them does it.

KEEPING IT CLASSY... NOT!

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP just declassified a shit load of high class Jewish insider secrets for a climatic ten days of awe finale.
 Oh yeah, big time back stabbing Jew motherfucker.
"President Trump just stabbed America in the back at the Putin summit in Helsinki!" Rob Rheiner; Hollywood, California.
"SO WHAT!!" Woody Norris, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Like every Democrat politician in Seattle, Washington and Washington, DC has not been praying night and day for the past two years that somebody, anybody, would literally stab President Trump in the back.

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PS TOM ARNOLD: Please do hurry up with your October surprise video of Donald Trump role playing me fucking two under aged teenagers at the same time at the HILTON.
I don't know about you. But as I get a bit older. And my patients with such pop culture spastics like you and Stephen King and Michael Moore starts to wear out and become thinner and thinner; I've also noticed that my attention span with the likes of you guys has started to get shorter and shorter.
Ergo, "I go crazy anymore if I even half to waite for one minute to mail a letter at the Post." Hugh Grant, circa 2005.
Or for another axample; I want my juicy pink prime rib with two jumbo pink shrimp deal for 3.99 now, not later; circa AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY meets KING RALPH.
GREG'S SHRIMP PASTA: All you do on this one is sautee your prawns for three minutes tops in a basic basil garlic butter with a splash of sherry. Then pour them sexy little babbies over a cooked plate of spaghetti pasta a dente. Heavily sprinkled with grated Romano naturally.

LOOKING LIKE THE REAL DEAL

Google-image both of those Jewish backstabbers John Kerry and Robert Mueller to see an amazingly prophetic pair of look alikes. Talk about the ten days of awe during 2018.
Then see DEAD RINGER meets every space invasion fiction movie that was ever made. Wherein all of the tall bald aliens look the same.
No wonder that the faint hearted Republicans will still hold the House after the upcoming September, October, and November surprises.

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GOING NATIVE IN DC

1 NEPHI 13:14 explains that the dark native Anericans were scattered by the white Europeans because of God's wrath.
Which is basically what happened to the Democrats back in 2016. Due to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's white and fair supporters in verse 15.
Who are being accused night and day by the people's of the MARK 13:14 prince; particularly after the great [swamp] flood in REVELATION 12 is starting to be absorbed. Even the Biblical flood that is threatening the two Carolinas of today; which are mostly white and Republican.

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SPYING ON THE SYNAGOG OF SATAN

Turns out that foreign aid college student who was killed by a REV.13:1 shark on Cape Cod was a Brazilian immigrant descendent of the European Medici family of Florence.
Which would be that same JAWS shark hanging on the wall at Dr. Evil's Seattle, Washington [POST] headquarters in AP:II The Spy Who Fucked Me.
Wherein I end up owning the bald one's ass. Because I AM is the one who will show him how to get back from his moon base; where currently he owns and operates some kind of a deadly laser beam unit that is focused directly on the Trump White House.

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CLIFF HISTORY NOTES: Back when the royal Jewish Medici family ruled the kingdom of Florence, Machiavellian type back stabbing was the order of the day. Or like the Word says at 2bc.info... "Then it will be city against city, county against county, state against state."
PS JIM CARREY: Socialism is for simple minded squares and losers who had no money when they were growing up in Toronto or Mexico City, etc. Fascism is for filthy rich swingers and sophisticated winners who grew up as aitheist Jews in places like New York City and Los Angeles.
Just ask any billionaire out there who ever got his start in Silicon Valley.
Think BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR ecology meets A VIEW TO A KILLING in the high tech world.

DYING AND BECOMING BORN AGAIN JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER

Someone is going to have to die for their sins on Neve Campbell's upcoming Octoberfest birthday party of five. Yeah yeah, these things usually do come in twos and threes.
All I know right now is that I want my 27 year-old baby back. And not so much that older looking woman from Toronto, Canada with the same stage name.
"DADDY'S ALL PENT UP!!" APP 3.

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GREG'S CORN ON THE COBB: Lightly sizzle them on top of a very hot and heavy cast iron pan for two minutes only on all three sides. Serve a dente with a rather salty chopped parsley garlic butter. Goes surprisingly well with trout almondine and gamey tasting wild mushrooms - that have been tamed with a splash of sherry.
Either that or fried Polish sausages and fried sweat onions.

NOT SUPPOSING OR SUPPORTING ANYTHING

Turned out Manafort pleaded guilty of not being a registered foreign agent on the same day it was revealed that your typical Jewish back stabber, John Kerry, was doing the same damn thing behind America's back times ten.
Therefore, the two parties will half to be replaced by THE INDEPENDENT AMERICA PARTY on page 66 in that little book publication called THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Since we all know by know that all of those elderly Republican Mormons are just too old and weak to do a god damn thing about it.
Now that it is the women who are wearing the cowboy pants back on the ranch these days.

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CLIFF NOTES: In the prophetic WW:III [7 hills or mountains] movie entitled THE ENGLISMAN, the only character who is all that interesting is the red headed bitter sweet Levite polygamist pub owner. [Bitter ale is what we call "wheat ale" in Seattle.] Therefore all of those happy and smiling chubby babies in the 1995 movie look so mentally healthy and physically strong.
Ergo, Mt. Zion must have the millennium number of at least '1000' to be included in THE KINGDOM OF GOD for a thousand years.
PS BOB: The prophetic curse that has been put upon your head in LIVE AND LET DIE will be happening on Neve Campell's Octoberfest birthday in 2018.

MYSTIC VALLEY PARKWAY

The WASHINGTIN POST MYSTICS lost it to the Seattle, Washington, King County STORM in three straight games. Because the above Rt 3 highway to hell town forms the western city limits of Somerville, Mass; east of Spy Pond.
In confirmation of crazy Bob's fake legal arts investigation into the Russians spying on the American election in 2016.
Think GOODWILL HUNTING meets LOVE STORY.
All of this happening just over from Fresh Pond actually. In confirmation of my dream about Ornella Fresh giving me the blow job of the century two nights ago.

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PS KEN MCLEOD AND CHRISTOPHER WRIGHT: The North Stilly represents the northern Kingdom of Israel. The South Stilly represents the southern Kingdom of Judah.
PS CHRISTOPHER ALEXANDER WINN: The Holy Toast keeps telling me that your property off of Cherry Creek Road and Rt.23 has some of the finest chantrelle mushroom hunting in the Pacific Northwest.
PS HARRISON FORD: Science is a lot like religion. Much of it is true. But too much of it is only half true. The rest of it is just complete religious cult bullshit.
PS HUGH GRANT: Right after your 9.9 birthday, Jesus revealed unto me in a fantastic flash vision that THE ENGLISMAN is a 29ish looking WW:III prophecy.
Whereas today crazy Bob and the boys are always trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill. And therefore another 6,666,666 Jews have to die at the hand of the born again beast in REVELATION 13.

AND IT'S ALL OVER

They cancelled Columbus Day in Somerville, Mass on the same day that the white man's COLUMBIA GAS pipelines started exploding in and around the illegal alien sanctuary towns of Lawerence, Andover, and North Andover.
Because in the BOOK OF MORMON it explains that the Holy Ghost inspired Columbus to rediscover America. Which was at the time a vast wasteland overrun by dark skinned savages running around half naked in modern day Euro style man bikinis.
Needless to say, none of the local LAmans back then had a birth certificate; mush less some kind of civilized nation border laws in writing.

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Est. October Conference, 1994, SLC, Utah, KALL RADIO

FURTHERMORE NOTES: Dr. Evil said that there is nothing suspicious or fake about his Washington, DC newspaper poison pen pieces on Thursday.
 Or in other words, Barack Obama's birth certificate is not some [Machiavellian] political warfare art form forgery and so forth.
Think MAN ON THE MOON meets MOONWALKERS.
GREG'S HOMEMADE BREAD: Let your fresh ground 90/10 whole wheat and white flour dough rise two times. Before you beat it back down with your two angry fists and slap it in the greased pans. And if you are going for that more crusty Italian country bread taste, make the dough a little more moist and sticky.
Should smell like cum. Otherwise you are probably doing something wrong. Such as using a 5lb sack of degerminated whole wheat flour, God forbid.
FINAL WARNING: Last night my late brother Willy warned me that if I do not post my favorite 90/10 deal whole wheat bread recipes on this blog this very day, I will be getting a weeping willow branch switching out behind the horse barn, like yesterday.
I'm talking about that old run down barn on Church Lake Road in Bonney Lake of course; where else.

THE GREAT FLOOD OF FLORENCE

Right after Italy allowed in a few mormon missionaries from Switzerland, the great Biblical flood of 1966.6 happened in Florence. So then most of the bravi Americani mormoni spent the rest of their mission time cleaning up the aftermath.
Who were later known as the "mud angles" of God.
You can look it up if you don't believe it. I actually met one of them who were still coming in from the Como Lake, Switerland side, just before it was ok for the rest of us to fly into Milano with no more hassles.

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PS ANZIANO BOYTON: I'm gonna need to hire a private tutor to help me bone up on my LDS missionary Italiano. All expenses paid of course.
That said, I AM is still freakishly fluent in the language. But I will need a little coaching on my accent and pronounciation after all these years.
PS SIENA: I will be living in style somewhere in Toscana during some wintery Christmass Season when I AM is waiting for my Princess in London to come rescue her.
Think ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA meets every other inspired Dr. Frankenstein horror movie that was ever made by HAMMER FILMS about the upcoming physical transfiguration blood letting process.
For example, Debra Messing looks exactly like the BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN in that classic pre WW:III era movie.

SCORING!!

Seattle's STORM is on the front page of the SEATTLE TIMES on the same day that the REVELATION 12 flood storm starts backing up the swamps and sewers of the two headed Carolinas.
In Divine confirmation of Dr. Evil's secret workings at the other Washington in CITIZEN KANE. Who is completey bald by the end of his tabloid newspaper fantasy. Which was guilty of publishing all of those annonomously and mysteriously sourced [WASHINGTON MYSTICS] scandal reports. And his faithful long suffering associate Bob Woodward was with him until the end.
"The Jews love a secret [combination]." So said the Jewish poet Dante Alighieri of Florence, Italy; who himself died at the age of 56 on September 14/15, 1321 AD.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: That spring fed trout pond villa in Tuscany called LA VILLA LUNA is the kind of place that I AM is looking for to establish my first stake in Italy.
PS JIM CARREY: The reason why I think that you would be great in any JAMES BOND movie remake that originally starred Roger Moore is because you both are in the same age range.
How about THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN?
Don't forget, during WW:II people flocked to the movie theaters just to get out of the house and forget their troubles for a few hours.

F FOR FUCKING ASSHOLE

Average out the numbers 27 and 67 and you get 47.
Think No.10 met the love of her life time around that same average number; give or take a few years.
Hey, girls who have a pair of one in a million tits like rich older fuckers who still got it down there in the FUCK ME JESUS! department.
Read every monthly PLAYBOY PHILOSOPHY piece that was ever published in 1964. Usually ghost written by some regular annonomous Jewish NEW YORKER writer using a fake name.

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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The flooding from Florence is the Biblical flood in REVELATION 12. Where the peoples of the dark skinned antichrist prince start to rally around the family in every song made by RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. Often starring some guy who looks like that gun control high school idiot from Florida.

FINISHING AMERICA'S UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Turns out that UNFINISHED BUSINESS is a good little allegory about what has to happen during PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's two term administration. In order to make everything completely right again in today's [THE APPRENTISHIP] tv reality business world.
Which incorporates the long awaited G7 years of tribulation movie plot that America's more prophecy minded christians have been anticipating for decades.
When the rightious are suddenly rapturing into thin air from California etc. Then showing up oh so unexpectedly in places like Nevada, Idaho and Utah.
Talk about the first fruits of the first resurrection in EZE.37.
Where it is still safe to be a white person and act and talk like one to boot.
And back at the PLAYBOY MANSION in LA, nobody gives a shit anymore if me and the boys are fucking two underaged teenagers at a time.

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GREG'S SWEDISH MEATBALLS: Make your meatballs the same way that I make my Italian meatballs. Only using less granulated garlic and Italian spices. That said, I do use a basil cream sauce instead of a black pepper cream based sauce.
You can take the boy out of Italy, but you can't take the Italy out of the boy.
SIDEDISH NOTES: Most of the Italian pasta dishes served in America do not taste exactly like the real thing in STEALING BEAUTY etc. because they don't use fresh uncanned heirloom tomatoes.
ANSWERED PRAYERS: The sudden rains in the Pacific northwest are an answer to my prayers for a great mushroom season harvest explosion this fall.
Better stock up on the dry sherry and organic Canadian bacon now before supplies run out.

F FOR FEAR

In my prophetic F FOR FAKE film student reel, all of today's fakers like Bob Woodward, Bob Meuller, Bobby D and Bob Redford, end up having their artistic forgeries tossed into the fires of REVELATION 17.
Exactly like at the end of the CITIZEN KANE prophecy. Illustrating that a great screenplay usually ends where it started. What goes around comes around.
I.e. CITIZEN KANE was Welles' first movie, and F FOR FAKE was his last movie.
Or to put it another way, the 707 was BOEING's first jet airliner. And the rest is history.
"My mother is the highest paid female executive at BOEING." Kit Winn, circa 1968.

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SPORTS NOTES: America's super patriot quarterback is married to a beautiful woman with a strong European accent, who originally comes from Brazil. And who also just happens to look like today's First Lady in waiting.
GREG'S SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS: What I usually do is just spend two bucks more on a 4-pack of WALMART's prime rib hamburger patties. Then I cut each one in half and press them into little round handmade meatballs.

MY F FOR FAKE REEL

We know that the beautiful woman with an eastern European accent is America's future First Lady in F FOR FAKE when she drapes her USA flag outfit over her soft shoulder. And then yours truly gives the camera man that knowing look.
Remember this was the last movie that Orson Welles made. Before he finished off his career as a professional tv show guest and highly paid commercial sponsor of cheap jug wine from California.
In other words, "We will sell no wine before IT'S time..."

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GREG'S FOCACCIA BREAD: Needless to say, it is neigh unto impossible to find genuine pane completo in America. Even in Italy it's a rather hard thing to find outside of places like Padova, Venezia, and Siena.
So here is what you can do in the meantime if you wish to avoid spawning the seeds of satan.
Grill your genuine whole wheat bread slices using a light mixture of olive oil and garlicky Italian spices; instead of the usual bland buttering on your typical American cheese grilled sandwich.
Seriously, if PAPPA JOHN'S PIZZA had taken my humble advice on this five years ago, they would not be in the mess that they are now in today.
 "Better pizza using better ingredients..." costs just a little bit more; and all that jazz.
"Because I'm worth it..." Uma Therman, circa 1993 to 1996.
Who actually gave me a big loud and clear "Hello" last night at 2:58 am.
 Damn skinny, she knows who will be buttering her bread after 2020.
So what. She's twenty years younger than me.
Duh, half of my SAILOR DOG fuck buddy actresses in SON OF LEBOWSKI and THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI will be in that same age range.
Hey, if we're gonna pump 100 big ones into some kind of a double whammy THE WEIGHT OF WATER meets KILL CRUISE sailboat fuck film, the bare naked sex scenes half to appeal to a wide age range audience today.

STORM WARNINGS

Florence is fast approaching Cape Fear in confirmation of crazy Bob's new paranoid Jew book entitled FEAR; not to mention HANNIBAL: II meets SON OF THE DUDE, reset in Florence, Italy.
PS COEN NO.2: Once I understood that you are the wiser younger brother of you two. I changed the above working title just to give you a backdoor.
Remember, these are the same neocon Republican fucks who crucified their own tall blond Jewish savior back in the day. Simply because he was causing the blind to see, and the lame to stand up and dance like a man on any given SNL Saturday.
TMZ NOTES: Whatever happened to that tall blond 29ish Jesus dude who was always sitting on the front row of your reality tv show?

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PS DR. EVIL: One can tell a lot about a man by observing who his enemies are.
For example, is my first born son, who is presently working for you under a fake alias surname, a friend or an enemy?
PS JIM CARREY: Close but no Cuban cigar. Today's wealthy REV.18 type Democrats need to confess their support for new school fascism, not old school socialism. "I believe in whatever works." Barack Obama, Havanah, Cuba.
At least he got that much right.

BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO IT IN BEAVERTOWN

Beaverton, Oregon is where Washington County's Sunset Hwy begins. Which ends out on the Hwy.101 coast at Cannon Beach and End of the Trail Park.
For a prophetic WW:III landmark warning to the REV.13:1 beast of the 7 hills of Hillsboro. Before crossing over the Nehalem River. West of where they manufacture all of those 666 INTEL computer chips made out of sand.
Ergo, the horn of warning that starts Rosh Hashana. When there would be a BRANCH DAVIDIAN Messianic Jew in the Casa Blanca, Africa movie prophecy named Mr. Trump.
Whereas, today's New Jerusalem is being overrun by all of those filthy dirty apes in the original 1969 PLANET OF THE APES prophecy.
Where they are currently shooting HAPPY WORKERS down in Utah's red rock country; David Lynch exectutive producing, Reed Smoot on camera.
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GREG'S HONEY DIP: Cut NEWMAN'S OWN honey mustard salad dressing with one half [50/50] mayo. Goes well with everything from fish and chips to grilled hamburgers, hot dogs and Jewish deli cold cuts on whole wheat.
PS JIM CARREY: Considering your amazing serious clown circus side show talents; personally I would go with OCTOPUSSY. Given your deep state feelings for the eastern religions, yada yada.
 That said, if you feel more inspired to emphazise your sophisticated and crazy insane Jerry Lewis clone side; how about that Russian collusion implant crossover in A VIEW TO A KILL? Less is more? More is better than less?
Whatever, just do it and then get back to me if you would like a few suggestions on how to market the thing.
Kind of busy with other things right now.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S DREAMS: Last night at 1:23 am, my own private driver chose UNFINISHED BUSINESS as the next low rated DVD in my stack that she wanted me to see for some crazy reason.
Yeah, okay, whatever it takes to get the job done.

NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME

CBS's Moonves got struck down on the dark moonless eve of Rosh Havanah. As Providential publicity for crazy Bob's new hardback cover-up book entitled FEAR.
That is now coming out during this late vacation season context in WHAT ABOUT BOB meets CADDYSHACK; all things considered.
"I hated Bill Murry." said Richard Dreyfess. Simply known later as his nemises in DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS. "Plus he was a better golfer than me."
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CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND: Moonves does look like Presideny Trump meets President Blowfeld from various flattering camera certain angles.
BFD, people often say that I look like Orson Welles in F FOR FAKE. Not to mention my look alike filmmaker's prophecy about crazy Bob's traditional uptight Jewish witch hunt ordeal in THE TRIAL.
PS JIM CARREY: I have already informed my billionaire socialist sugar daddies up in Seattle that I AM is not interested in doing any 007 remakes if you are not cast in the role of James Bond.

DEATH IN VENICE

The Coens' new 1960ish cowboy tv series feature film just won best screenplay at VENICE. In confirmation of that discarded film reel of me shagging one of my beautiful cold war spies at the end of FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE.
 Ergo, their timely title THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS. Which kicks off the NETFLIX series with a spoof of THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECIES on today's dark web GSR/TWN blog about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim. [Their next film is called DARK WEB.]
Wherein the temple walls that separate the Jews from the gentiles will be measured out and built again in REVELATION 11:1 and DANIEL 9.
 In order to protect Israel from the prophetic fake news alien invasion scenes in F FOR FAKE. Which show America's Capitol being attacked from within by today's anti Christ Jews, queers, and niggers in EZE.38, etc.
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NIKE NOTES: The word 'nike' means victory in Greek. For when the time would come that there will be a Greek Jew President in the White House. Who has a haircut that looks like the one on Robert Redford in THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR and THE WAY WE WERE, etc.

JUST DOING IT

Small town Beaverton, Oregon's new NIKE ad campaign for red fascism was not something that they just jumped into willy nilly overnight.
Trust me. They decided on their new born again revolutionary theme and the look of it after months of rereading my blogs about Sean Penn's little book called BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Think WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN meets TIE ME UP AND TIE ME DOWN.
Casting call time; actresses must be able to play the role of a 27ish woman in the remake.
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PS BARRY: You go guy! I knew that you had one last hauargh in you. Remmember, if there was no you, there could never have been a me. Much less a PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the White House who likes to have a good time now and then.
JEWS FOR JESUS NOTES: The Jews are trying to crucify today's BRANCH DAVIDIAN in the New Jerusalem in the same spirit that they crucified their own Messianic savior in the Jerusalem of old in DANIEL 12 meets ALMA 12. Ergo, the two witnesses must lie in the street for three and a half days in the new Holy City.

GOING FULL STEAM AHEAD

The Pentagon building the wall in DANIEL 9 is confirmation of all of those resisters on the floor declaring that "It's war!"
Or like the Greeks in Athens, Georgia, USA always say, "You only go to war when the alternative is worse."
Live free or die.
Speaking of which, Orson Welles died on a 10.10 date in 8.2 for a ten virgins 50/50 sign from God. Still owing the IRS almost everything that he had left in the bank.
Having been a big time life long supporter of the WW:II President, with the Jewish cabinet, who gave America a 90% income tax rate.
Oh yeah, big time Jew.
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AND ALL THAT CRAZY JAZZ...

That physically transfigured Israelitish blond dude who drives the aging Jewish Picasso crazy every morning with his jazz horn blowing in F FOR FAKE is nonother than the future trumpster himself.
Who is prophetically corroborated every day by that eastern European beauty with an accent who now has become the First Lady in the Casa Blanca.
And who by that time had become one of Orson Welles' plural wives out in LA during the 1960s swinging scene at the PLAYBOY MANSION.
"Oja was a gift from God at that rather dark period in my life." Orson Welles, the MERV GRIFFIN SHOW, circa 1982. [He was 46, she was 20, when they first met in 1961 on the set of THE TRIAL]
Great minds think alike.
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PS ROB REINER: Be carefull for what you pray for...

GETTING READY FOR THE FINAL FLOOR SHOW

Cat napping in the 5:00 hour this afternoon, a 27ish Catherine Douglas appeared to me in a very sexy floor show outfit. Revealing that the current show playing out on the floor in Congress represents the end of summer time floor show prophecy in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW finale.
Wherein Art Bell has a Scotish tartan throw on his crippled FDR era wheelchair legs. Which now is representative of Robert Redford's very own polio leg issues in Woodward's latest book called FEAR.
Think THREE DAYS OF THE JACKAL. Or is it THE CONDOR ALWAYS RINGS TWICE?
Whatever.
Now everyone who is over 60 and can't sleep at night is waiting with fainted breath to barely hear who will be the next guest on midnight madness AM talk radio.
Whoever, think SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets that handsome and tall blond Donald Trump lone ranger on a white horse [named bullit] who looks like the anti hero in MIDNIGHT COWBOY. Wherein the little sick Jew boy dies at the end of their magic bus ride down to the Miami area.
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PS JIM CARREY: Still not feeling it! How about CLAM BAKE: THE REMAKE; starring you with a guitar and your daughter doing the score. Seriously, we're gonna half to appeal to the younger music scene movie goers.
I don't know about you. But I don't even want to know with the deal is with all of those millennial rock'n roll kids who have tattoos on their penises, vaginas, and lips.

GOODWILL FUCKING

Dr. Jerome Corsi has a PhD from Harvard. Where for the past ten years they have been stonewalling Barack Obama's foreign student aid scholarship records. Kind of like in that high society prophecy entitled GOODWILL HUNTING. Wherein poetry and good vibes are way more important than solid scholarly research.
Think LOVE STORY meets EDUCATING RITA.
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PRIVATE BANK NOTES: That big one in Fiji was about Mel Gibson's private off shore tax free bank in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.
 What? You don't believe that me and the boys in Seattle have enough off shore tax free money to buy out the entire country and make up our own private Idaho secret banking rules and regulations? Imagine GOLDFINGER meets THUNDERBALL; wherein the end, the antichrist antihero wins the day and gets the Bond Girl.
Don't kid yourself. That is basically the same beach resorts development deal that TRUMP INC. offered to the North Koreans. Now the ball is in their court.

IT'S ALL NOT TRUE ALL OF THE TIME

That fake biographical piece at the NYT had to be ghost written by some 'expert' journalist school graduate Jew.
Who probably was so impressed by my own half Jewish F FOR FAKE film student reel that he got a bit too carried away with it himself.
Wherein his ingenious fakery becomes as clear as a church bell in the final 18 minutes; complete with annonomous sources and very realistic looking signatures. Maybe even followed up by a few close up confessions in person and on camera.
Hey, if NBC can get away with painting Dr. Jerome Corsi as some midnight talk radio conspiracy nut. Why not also have us believing in the slippery slope UFO theory of Barack Obama being an illegal alien who was born in Hawaii? Or that the DNC emails were leaked by Seth Rich, and not the Russians.
Butever, never forget my very timely motto in THE ZERO EFFECT prophecy, "Passion is the enemy of precision."
Works every time you try it. Crazy is as crazy does.
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PS SANDY: The older you get, the less real estate money you have in the bank. So you might as well spend 10% of it on me now.
Let me know if $33,000,000 Canadian, off shore and tax free, is too much.
I'm only going with the latest hyped up rich celebrity reports at FORBES etc.

DULL AND DULLER

Today's crazyiness kicks off in THE SHINING when the wife sees her husband's endless pages of writings that say, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
For when the time comes in JACOB 5 that the fruits of the mormon Republican orchards will have become as bland and tasteless as that Bland enchilada in EATING RAOUL.
As demonstrated by today's crazy church lady reactions to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. Who is the most interesting and fascinating man to occupy the Oval Office since Teddy Roosevelt. And yet all of those old men and women in the DC country club class still can't stand him.
So what happens next? Think the CHAINSAW MASSACRE of the trees meets SCREAM:5.
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CITIZEN KANE NOTES: The monumental inspiration behind the greatest movie that was ever made is about the wealthy citizen Trump dying and becoming born again and re-elected again in 2018 and 2020. According to the movie's winter time snow globe and snow sled end of the beginning.
Whereas, slightly over 50% of America is not that crazy by half.
"Having a TWITTER account is like owning a major [tabloid] newspaper." Donald Trump, early 2018.
Take it from me. Who died and became born again too at the end of the winter time SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL in Park City, Utah, circa January 1985.
So then I got the crazy idea to enroll in a few film classes at BYU. Where I met the look alike Tad Danielesky in F FOR FAKE. And his hot blond 39ish actress fuck buddy from Sandy, Utah, via sandy South Africa. Who was actually the very talented forerunner to me fucking Charlize Theron on the down low too, like ten minutes from now. [Joseph Smith style polygamy is verboten at BYU. Not to mention Brigham Young style beards.]

TWO DOWN, THREE TO GO

Now that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's second Supreme Court pick is a done deal. All eyes are on who will be his third choice when that old Jewish bitch kicks the bucket in IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
Oh yeah. California knows how to party out at the west coast White House.
Where the hotest chicks in bikinis always pick the badest guy in the [wolf] pack in every 1960s beach party movie that was ever made. Including that one where the PLAYBOY magazine photographer Elivs Presley gets to fuck Jennifer Anistion in the end.
That is after he beats the shit out of his local fake news paper bullies in the basement of their own house.
NEWS FLASH: Most of the ladies want a real rich man who knows how to protect them. If the money envolved in the deal is tempting enough of course.
Besides, you should know my long standing motto by now; "If you don't want to fuck me right now. I know that your poorer relations half sister will do it for half the price."
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EDUCATION NOTES: My own father in law in AN EDUCATION tells my French ex wife Laurence Pierson that their family's money does not grow on trees.

F FOR FAKE IS THE REAL DEAL

After yours truly gets out of 666 jail for free in F FOR FAKE, I hold a huuge D&C 58 feast for all of my friends who stood by me for all those years while I was kicking around town in DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS meets STAR MAPS.
So now you need a little seed money to open a 1970s style health food restaurant chain? Or mabey you want to buy a few semi trucks at a quarter million a pop? Just call my family accountant. Who also just happens to be presently employed by amazon.com.
They don't call it LA COSA NOSTRA for nothing.
Naturally, big daddy gets his usual tax free off-shore island 10% skim off the top.
Otherwise, there could be no double whammy sequels to THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull [christian monogomist] boy." THE SHINING
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THE BLACK AXE FACTOR

A semi load of black label AXE shampoo and greasy hair spray cans exploded on I-35 next to south Temple, Texas; west of Rosebud and Cameron. On the very same day of Aretha Franklin's Queen of Soul funeral party in Detroit, Michigan.
 Hence, so many of my prophetic Jerry Lewis movies feature yours truly with sleeked back brunet hair stylings by the chicks who dig me in GREASE and GREASE:2.
Think HAIRSPRAY meets CRY BABY.
Take it easy girls. I plan on getting around to THE BIG MOUTH right after I finish F FOR FAKE.
 All in the spirit of role-playing the way that the less initiated and simple minded folk look at me in BRIDES OF DRACULA and THE LADIES MAN of course, yada yada.
Hey, if you can't beat'em, join'em. Then pull out the ACES when the time is right starting in 2018.
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PS JIM CARREY: Are you just trying to fuck with us? Seriously. You're worried that the second coming of Bruce Almighty [of Bonney Lake, Washington] is going to cause 'civil unrest' and serious relationship problems at the end of REVELATION 12 and ALMA 12?
 Maybe it's time for you to go back to Bible school my friend.
Take it from me. I went back to BYU film school too in the mid 80s.
And look how that worked out me.
 Now I'm shagging all of my best friends' exwives and getting paid for it.

LOSING ONE'S BONER AT THE WRONG TIME

That devout Irish Catholic and long time friend of George Bush went dumb in Berlin at the same time that Pope Francis was playing dumb about the church of the whore in NEPHI 14. While saying nothing about the seven hills beast in ROMA.
 In confirmation of U2's new flag waving tour for international EU fascism; which is nothing less than the new and improved old school national fascism of WW:II in INGLOURIOUS BASTARDS meets THE DIRTY DOZEN [lost tribes of Israel].
All this rolling out right before the band was set to sing IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. And THE POPE OF GREENWHICH VILLAGE could only speak in his very effeminate voice about how polluted the seven seas are these days with plastic trash.
"The future is in plastics." Paraphrasing THE GRADUATE meets RUMOR HAS IT.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: More men, less boys.

F FOR FAKE IS ALL TRUE

Brazil's famous national museum of Sodom and Egypt burned down on the same day they buried McCain next to all of those very honorable national museums in Annapolis, Greece, America.
 In confirmation of all those forgeries hanging in prestigious museums in F FOR FAKE. That was ultimately about Barack Obama's fake birth certificate forgery also hanging on a very official looking government web site. Which now stands as a huuge metaphorical monument to today's top polite society fakers who spoke at his government funeral in Wash. DC.
Ergo, the only movie poster that I have hanging on my wall is IT'S ALL TRUE; depicting Orson Welles standing on the REV.13:1 beach in Rio.
Think BLAME IT ON RIO meets WILD ORCHID. The latter being the one about a maveric American real estate resort developer who likes the ladies and a good wedding crash now and then.
"I still do a few weddings now and then, but funerals are where the real action is at." Paraphrasing yours truly in WEDDING CRASHERS meets THE BREAKUP.
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JOHN MCCAIN WAS A FAKE AND A FORGERY.

Talk about writing small checks at RALPHS that one could never hope to cash in a thousand years in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, circa 1997.
I'm only half way through the promotional tour of my BYU film school reel entitled F FOR FAKE; and it is already being described as the future inspiration behind Jim Carrey's fake SNL news 2 minute sketches and weekly oil canvas painting forgeries.
See every blood sucking vampire monster horror movie that Andy Warhol ever made; starring a physically transfigured yours truly at some swinging PLAYBOY MANSION low budget location.
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PARTY OF FIVE NOTES: Everybody make sure to mark down October 3rd, 2018 on your [October surprise] Gregorian calender.
Oh yeah, the Canadian bitch is back; and looking better than ever.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

America's crazy special purpose Senator from Arizona, who did have that special X FACTOR, will be buried on Sunday with full politically correct military honors. Because that will be the day when America's fake birth certificate culture of the 1964 civil rights negro act will also be buried for all intents and purposes.
You Jew me in the ass, I Jew you in the vagina. "Fuck you very much..." THE KING OF NEW YORK.
Talk about breaking fake news deadlines on MSNBC er all; i.e. "Buy now, pay later! Prices like these won't last forever!!" paraphrasing the phony boloney dude's pick up lines at the bar in SIDEWAYS.
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SEINFELD NOTES: Another one of this series' top ten is the one where the shortish Korean War vet in Queens goes crazy after he finds out that you know who has been messing with his precious collection of liberal TV GUIDE magazines.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: What's new pussy cat?

JOHN MCCAIN WAS A VERY STRANGE MAN

"You're a funny guy..." David Lynch to the John McCain look alike Republican party man Jay Leno.
Wherefore, apostate christian monogomy is largely to blame for the single sons and daughters of Israel having to go out and seek after strange flesh at 2bc.info.
For example, citizen McCain was nothing, if he was not your typical Tempe, Arizona type Jack mormon Republican. I.e. clean looking with LDS temple recommend on the outside; total asshole motherfucker on the inside.
Remember, President Kimball was from the same area. And he too was too short by half. Who no longer could speak up for the white man in ALMA 9 because of his DEEP THROAT cancer condition.
In confirmation of the infamous porno film that came out at the same time that he gave the down low negro the higher priesthood.
Forget about the Catholic priesthood's moral ambivolancy problems. What about the mormon priesthood's more serious man problems? Which is even a bigger deal because the LDS church is the real deal.
Meanwhile THE CLASH was everywhere on radio. Warning the kids in LONDON CALLING to wake up and smell the coffee in EZEKEIL 38 meets ALMA 38.
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INSIDE BASEBALL NOTES: Crazy Bob is A SERIOUS MAN meets AN IRRATIONAL MAN. Which I guess is supposed to play out this winter in FARGO meets THE INVISIBLE MAN.
Since every other prophetic dream that I have had for the past ten years occurrs during winter time; circa MARK 14.
PS JIM CARREY: Still not feeling It? How about a talk show to end all talk shows on YouTube?
You do look kind of like a very serious Canadian man sometimes who has a really crazy side to him. Timing is everything. Plus, if some exceptional acting job offer comes along, you could just get a guest host to fill in for a couple weeks.
People are looking for something different and extra special nowadays.