David Letterman should do a new tourist talk show on the down low called MY NEXT GUEST NEEDS MORE INTRODUCTION.
Wherein he might talk to such well known colorful figures as a Mark Levin or a Clyde Lewis.
Who are always out there somewhere, but are never really heard of, or seen by, Letterman's usual polite society audiences.
Most of whom never get off of their talk show sofas at home, or the office, and go visit other more exotic and unusual places full of strange looking people.
For example.
In THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST trailer, that guy sitting next to William Hurt on the airplane is Rush Limbaugh, circa 1988.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: My flash vision of you painting a picture on the beach in Edmonds now looks like a Fathers Day art festival happening.
PS JIM CARREY: Edmonds is chock full of rich white polite society MICROSOFT widower never Trumpers.
So how about we go 50/50 on a 12x12 tent exhibit of your past 42 months of oil painting works at the Edmonds Art Fair?
I don't know about you. But yours truly could always use another fast couple two three big ones, cash money on the barrel.
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