We're gonna need an authentic certificate of origin for every Jim Carrey oil painting that we sell for cash money to our private Russian collector connections at the Edmonds art fair this Fathers Day.
I know it's late. But with today's computer mobility, we can knock out a personally signed "birth certificate" for every deal.
Either that, or we'll need to have the actor show up in person; while preferably working on his latest signed and autographed oil painting right there in the tent.
For at least two big ones a pop naturally.
Whereas, Carrey is well known for knocking out an original full size oil on canvas in under 30 minutes.
Let's see; two big ones every hour over the course of the three day art festival's 30 hours comes to 60 big ones.
Not bad, you might as well be making a little sweet mullah while you're doing nothing anyway.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES INVESTMENT LETTER
PS LETTERMAN: What happened to Donald Trump was you.
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