Tuesday, June 25, 2019

MY SECRET OTHER WIVES

I found a shiny new fake silver key ring lying on the sidewalk at the 101 bus stop ride up to TED'S, which almost fit perfectly on my middle left hand finger.
Located across from Hwy.99's James Square.
Back at the house about two hours later, I saw those new JAMES ALLEN wedding ring ads.
Then this morning the news just rolled out about that [Chicago 7] fisherman catching one of those tastless mushy white flesh steelhead with a silver wedding ring strapped to it's tail.
No word yet if he caught the fish using a SKYKOMISH SUNRISE wet fly pattern by Ken McLeod Sr.
Whatever floats your boat.
There was a STEVES PLUMBING shit storm outside Boston on Nicole Kidman's birthday.
That did confirm that broken toilet full of shitty looking fudge chocolate in Everett.
Nicole Kidman being one of the stars of that tv show about everybody fudging everything about their Israelitish family history story.

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PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Please let my guys know how much you'll need for the co-lead in my upcoming DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS live theater production.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: The original boneless spine idea for THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST is one of those rare low budget indie film successes that could actually be made again today for even a lower budget; adjusting for inflation of course.
Using the same name actors, in fact.
Who nowadays look much like your typical rich white upperclass liberals living in Edmonds.
And would probably be willing to do it for double union scale plus expenses.
You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.
I'm thinking a much older William Hurt is now the successful travel agency owner of STEVES EUROPE.
Who is so bored out of his mind by now that he is starting to fantasize about making a YOUTUBE horror movie tourist video at that little white no.404 church nextdoor.
LOCAL TOURIST NOTES: I recommend the crispy deep fried and deboned 10" trout in a spicy no.5 garlic sauce at that Thigh joint next to QFC, off of 76 in Lynnwood, Washington.
Didn't see that one coming either when I walked into there yesterday evening.

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