After reading about that deadly STATUE OF LIBERTY roof top tourist helicopter accident at 787 and 7th in the NYT city, I decided to see if STEVES EUROPE had a DVD of THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST, circa 1988.
But when I walked in the door, some panicked gal pushed me aside.
Who was being attacked by a big black crow outside.
Pretty scary stuff actually.
When one thinks that Hitchcock's THE BIRDS prophecy was about the EZEKIEL 38 invasion of California by today's illegal aliens who vote 85% Jewish Democrat.
Yours truly probably being the biggest accidental tourist in all of Edmonds.
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!" Dr. Frankenfurter in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO TOURISTS NEWSLETTER
SIGHT SEEING NOTES: Shitting on the dumper at STARBUCKS today, I heard an older gal outside the door say, "Edmonds has a [cloud] bubble over it... That seems to protect it from everywhere else. It's like a little [seaside] village."
As God is my witness.
My right arm to the square.
Hand on the Bible.
My other hand wiping my butt...
"Ok, that's enough." AP:II.
PS KEN KEISLER: Since you and I were fellow tourist in Florence back around 1988, I will be looking very carefully to see if any of the inspired art works at the Edmonds' Fathers Day art fair might have Russian imported metal framings.
Ergo, "I'm now selling my collection of paintings just to make my child support payments." Mel Gibson.
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