Thursday, June 20, 2019

MY SECRET MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S NIGHTMARE

MIDSOMMAR was made when I was still living at a Sumner address in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Well before they knew that I would be spending my next summer up in Scandinavian Edmonds, Washington.
Looking to recruit young blond blue eyed virgin girls to be in my next middleaged sex cult sailboat movie.
Hey, if you only have so much money to make your next movie, you're gonna need the kind of publicity that only God himself can provide.
Whereas the above horror film's Uma Thurman blond is supposed to be one of my 100 pairs of wives in the Celestial kingdom.
The big surprise here being the massive amount of publicity that I'm already getting from the blond haired PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP rally in Florida.
Pretty scary stuff actually.
See every accidental tourist fantasy video ever made about Scandinavia by STEVES EUROPE.

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PS MISS MONTANA: The above Swedish fuck film is what I meant about seeing some of Woody Allen's favorite movies this summer.
Since you will barely have enough time for that after November.
Hope you took note of those two shakers west of Manhattan, Montana the other day.
In confirmation of Fonzy catching that nice fat German brown trout on the same day that Mrs Germany got the shakes.
"There is no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY.
For example, watch the midsummer 1982 movie trailer for A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S SEX COMEDY.

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