I found an amazing new red, white and blue tooth brush at THE DOLLAR STORE Wednesday, located nextdoor to the no.129 TRADER JOES in Lynwood.
The same day that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP revealed the new patriotic look for his top secret communications AIRFORCE ONE tourist jet.
Most of BOEING's 747s are manufactured right here at Paine Field of course, especially the older ones.
So right there we got enough material for Jim Carrey to brush out his first dozen DESERVING FATHERS airplane paintings at the Edmonds art fair.
So what, a lot of PICASSOs also look like they were painted by a 7 year-old girl.
Just imagine the billion dollars in free publicity for Carrey's upcoming art exhibit in Toronto on June 20.
When all of high society shows up too late for that one.
Only to discover that the better half of his shit had already been sold out, on the down low, to a small group of wheeling and dealing Russian oligarch art collecters; most of whom are as Jewish as Donald Trump.
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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Since your father was Catholic Irish English military, I'm just assuming that you can do a pretty good middle class Brooklyn immigrant accent for my ingenious MOONSTRUCK rip off remake that takes place in Queens, NY.
Oddly enough, Sienna Miller's exhusband might just be perfect for the part.
Wherein the first film's high society opera house scenes will be replaced by some off Broadway play directed by the rather heavy handed Niel LaBute.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: In episode 15 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, Mr & Mrs Willis give the cool cat named Max his mother's rightfully deserved inheritance money.
So then he can retire like a king at some luxuray boarding house with full boating privileges.
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