Monday, June 3, 2019

MY SECRET CUT

They found a cat cut in half, code named Blue, in a public school yard in Sacramento on the same day I tried the smoked half cut chichen last week at HERO ACE HARDWARE in Edmonds.
In confirmation of the final two cuts in DANUEL 9; as represented by the cut scare on the marred servant's forehead in 3NEPHI 20/21.
Which was about last night's visionary dream about George Clooney getting arrested for secretly taping my father's desk phone at BOEING, circa 1965.
Back when he was working on their top secret patriotic IBM MINUTEMAN missile project.
And as they dragged him away I saw something fall out of his back pocket.
Which I picked up and found it to be a really nice 5" CASE pocketknife.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS MILEY CYRUS: The same day I saw you hanging on the arms of that nude Michelangelo in a 1984 SPEEDO down in Edmonds, I also saw the other Ms Cyrus walking her big white dog along a sidewalk; as a mint black 1963ish hardtop SPEEDSTER made the corner without even slowing down.
PS ERIC: Out of the blue, I called up the lengendary Port Townsend fishing guide Bob Triggs yesterday, looking for an old 1930s era fishing shack rental with kitchenette for under $100 a night.
But when I told him that I'm only intersted in flyfishing small creeks for 8-10" native cutthroat keepers, which are good to go in the castiron wood stove frying pan, he kind of freaked out on me.
As if he had never heard about such a thing.
"And he shall tell the kings about things that they never thought about..." 2bc.info
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The beefy security guard, slash receptionist, at Edmonds' PARKS & RECREATION, informed me today that this summer's two outdoor theater showings will be held on July, 26 and August, 2.
PS ELTON JOHN: I do plan on seeing ROCKETMAN in full DOLBY stereo at the Lynnwood AMC 16 this week.
And that's a very very very bad thing.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Me now living in a low rent boarding house in [STEVES EUROPE] Edmonds is Divine publicity for my upcoming two age appropriate remakes of the LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS.
PS KEN KEISLER: Our brief little tourist stop in Florence, Italy was a prelude to you and I remaking HANNIBAL LECTURER 7 in Sienna, Italy during next summer's 2020 election season.
Heck, we both might as well be doing something, while we both are doing nothing, at that particular point in time.

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