The brand name 'ORVIS' means something that is of gold, or is golden, yada yada.
Therefore, my fly Miss Montana wife pressed her symbolic golden EIB microphone up to her wet black leather vagina at GLASCOW.
Hey, you want to have Jesus' baby?
You gonna have to fuck THE KING OF KINGS, and like it.
"Ohhh... He's chasing me!" Barbara Hershey in SPLITTING HEIRS.
Who obviously just did the MONTY PYTHON movie because she so desparately needed the money at the time.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Gregory Scott Relf's
THE TWO KINGS NEWSLETTER
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: A little less talking, and a little more singing.
PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: I had another one of those friendly fuck buddy dreams about you last night.
You're the best girlfriend that a guy could ever have.
Not to mention Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend.
PS SANDY: Last night I dreamed that you had suddenly died from cancer the day before, according to braking news reports, symbolically speaking.
Whatever.
Who cares anymore.
I was inconsolable for like about ten minutes.
Then I moved on to my next bitch.
Sunday, June 30, 2019
Saturday, June 29, 2019
THE SECRET TOURIST
I had a flash vision of the CHURCH KEY PUB on 4th down in the Edmonds Village at 5:48 am Saturday.
So I snuck by there Saturday afternoon; right when a restored, queer as orange, 1969 SS convertible pulled up to the curb with two blonds in the front seat.
Then I walked into the joint to check out their traditional English pub menue for any tempting bangers and [M.A.S.H.] with peas plates.
Later, like clockwork, I saw the new report about that old school mason brick church of the 1NEPHI 14 whore in the twin cities of the two witnesses.
Which was just shunned by Paul Garrison's former Scandinavian missionary man church.
Last time I saw him, we were up at that Green Water gravel pit in a hot July, located off of Hwy.410, trying out his new Swiss made AR.
Where some Arab speaking dude in a snow ski mask was doing the same with his new AK 47.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO MISSIONARIES NEWSLETTER
TOURIST NOTES: The lost tribes of Israel's I-35 [LOST HIGHWAY] runs from Casa Blanca Lake's new border wall in DANIEL 9 up to the Mississippi River in DANIEL 12.
Check your RAND MCNALLY map book of Judah and Ephraim if you don't believe it.
Casa blanca means white house in Americano.
MAP NOTES: Sitting at my usual cafe table Saturday, an old grey lady in a wheel chair told her adult aged grandchildren that she agreed with everything that the peanut farmer from Plains, Georgia said about God's latter day BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant in the Greek WHITEHOUSE.
Just wait to hear what her kind will be bitching about next, after no.45's 4th of July speach at the Greek temple LINCOLN MEMORIAL, located just over from the pink granite mountain Black Hills memmorial to MLK.
So I snuck by there Saturday afternoon; right when a restored, queer as orange, 1969 SS convertible pulled up to the curb with two blonds in the front seat.
Then I walked into the joint to check out their traditional English pub menue for any tempting bangers and [M.A.S.H.] with peas plates.
Later, like clockwork, I saw the new report about that old school mason brick church of the 1NEPHI 14 whore in the twin cities of the two witnesses.
Which was just shunned by Paul Garrison's former Scandinavian missionary man church.
Last time I saw him, we were up at that Green Water gravel pit in a hot July, located off of Hwy.410, trying out his new Swiss made AR.
Where some Arab speaking dude in a snow ski mask was doing the same with his new AK 47.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO MISSIONARIES NEWSLETTER
TOURIST NOTES: The lost tribes of Israel's I-35 [LOST HIGHWAY] runs from Casa Blanca Lake's new border wall in DANIEL 9 up to the Mississippi River in DANIEL 12.
Check your RAND MCNALLY map book of Judah and Ephraim if you don't believe it.
Casa blanca means white house in Americano.
MAP NOTES: Sitting at my usual cafe table Saturday, an old grey lady in a wheel chair told her adult aged grandchildren that she agreed with everything that the peanut farmer from Plains, Georgia said about God's latter day BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant in the Greek WHITEHOUSE.
Just wait to hear what her kind will be bitching about next, after no.45's 4th of July speach at the Greek temple LINCOLN MEMORIAL, located just over from the pink granite mountain Black Hills memmorial to MLK.
WHO'S THE SECRET CATCH 22 BITCH NOW?
No matter what America's patriotic two term PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP does in the two divided Koreas; he can't win in the insane 1960s broadcast-media-tv mind set of a politically cold warmongering George Clooney or Robert De Niro.
So it looks like this weekend is going to be all about episode 22 of MY FAV O MARTIAN.
In confirmation of the sexy British spy reporter co-star of the above 1990s movie version being in LA right now to green screen her new MARVEL dark secret war movie scenes.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES COMICS
So it looks like this weekend is going to be all about episode 22 of MY FAV O MARTIAN.
In confirmation of the sexy British spy reporter co-star of the above 1990s movie version being in LA right now to green screen her new MARVEL dark secret war movie scenes.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES COMICS
Friday, June 28, 2019
THE SECRET ONLINE SEX LIFE OF AN INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY SWINGER
Friday's predawn Twitter hour train tunnel happening in the swing state of Michigan was a Divine NORTH BY NORTHWEST Russian spy connection to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's monument on Mt. Rushmore having an Alfred Hitchcock profile look.
Meanwhile, no.19's "Operation Heatwave" is looking like a Rt.19 Memphis, Michigan, Egypt thing; happening during pride month and the queer as a clockwork orange number international man G20.
Gregory Scott Relf's
GSR/TWN
Meanwhile, no.19's "Operation Heatwave" is looking like a Rt.19 Memphis, Michigan, Egypt thing; happening during pride month and the queer as a clockwork orange number international man G20.
Gregory Scott Relf's
GSR/TWN
THE SECRET INFORMATION THAT ONLY I KNOW
The G20 started in Japan during the second 2020 debate set up for the second term of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Therefore, I immediately watched episode 20 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN from 1964.
The one about all artistic creativity being caused by the hand of g-d.
Featuring a new Alfred Hitchcock look alike stand-in newspaper [CITIZEN KANE] boss for the liberal journalist faker at one of those [five] artsy fartsy green galleries down in the Edmonds village.
No wonder there was a huge white Russian polar bear cloud drifting over Whibley Island on the opening day of the Edmonds Art Festival baseball field happening.
It's snarling teeth hanging directly above Clinton, Washington, Island County.
My latest and most inspired low budget Scandinavian art film called MIDSOMMAR taking place in broad daylight; per,
"...clothed with light for a covering..." DC 85:7
So is this new white Christmas in July horror movie for me, or against me?
I guess that's for me to know, and you to find out.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
SECRET SOURCES NOTES: "The Jews love a secret." Adolf Hitler.
Google, "secret combinations" Book of Mormon.
Therefore, I immediately watched episode 20 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN from 1964.
The one about all artistic creativity being caused by the hand of g-d.
Featuring a new Alfred Hitchcock look alike stand-in newspaper [CITIZEN KANE] boss for the liberal journalist faker at one of those [five] artsy fartsy green galleries down in the Edmonds village.
No wonder there was a huge white Russian polar bear cloud drifting over Whibley Island on the opening day of the Edmonds Art Festival baseball field happening.
It's snarling teeth hanging directly above Clinton, Washington, Island County.
My latest and most inspired low budget Scandinavian art film called MIDSOMMAR taking place in broad daylight; per,
"...clothed with light for a covering..." DC 85:7
So is this new white Christmas in July horror movie for me, or against me?
I guess that's for me to know, and you to find out.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
SECRET SOURCES NOTES: "The Jews love a secret." Adolf Hitler.
Google, "secret combinations" Book of Mormon.
Thursday, June 27, 2019
THE SECRET SECOND COMING OF JESUS
Tonight's no.2 happening promises to be more of the same old lady's bullshit from the same 42 months in-crowd in REVELATION 11:2.
Ergo, there are two witnesses in the same chapter of the last book of the BIBLE for a reason.
And I quote, "They all looked like high school kids who never read the book." To paraphrase Ms AOC.
Who definitely knows a thing or two about what it means to be a secretly informed antiamerican pinko informer, circa 1963.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSPAPER MAN
SLOPPY SECONDS NOTES: I will be looking for a "factory seconds" compact no.5 line flyrod deal at the ORVIS outlet around this MODSUMMER in July.
Because, "Money doesn't grow on trees in this family." AN EDUCATION
Ergo, there are two witnesses in the same chapter of the last book of the BIBLE for a reason.
And I quote, "They all looked like high school kids who never read the book." To paraphrase Ms AOC.
Who definitely knows a thing or two about what it means to be a secretly informed antiamerican pinko informer, circa 1963.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSPAPER MAN
SLOPPY SECONDS NOTES: I will be looking for a "factory seconds" compact no.5 line flyrod deal at the ORVIS outlet around this MODSUMMER in July.
Because, "Money doesn't grow on trees in this family." AN EDUCATION
MY SECRET WAR VIDEO GAME
19 nations will be participating in the 19th annual pretend war games in the Ukrainian Black Sea starting on Canada Day this year.
Anciently known as The [white] Sea of Israel, according to THE PLAIN TRUTH magazine.
Which was always available for free everywhere in Westwood, LA, circa 1964.
Talk about Christmas happening in July of 2019.
Think WAG THE DOG meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
So I watched the 1964 episode 19 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN with the blond hair die job.
The one were the expert is wrong about climate change.
Which is actually a function of the deceiving and satanic arts and politics of Sodom and Egypt.
And not all of those shiny new cars that are polluting the world with lead battery poisoning deposits, etc.
Whereas the 25 minute tourist video episode's most mighty line is, "We're at the end of the [Oregon] trail."
Which came out when the old looking LBJ style curator brought us THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 meets the Egytian dung eating BEATTLES invasion from England.
Ergo, those "two full columns" about it happening in the newspapers. Not!!
Where in the end, the liberal golfer journalist is still wearing his cotton earplugs.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS COLUMN
PS GOV. INSLEE: Having been born and raised in north Seattle, you would be the first one that I would cut from the Democrat Party line up.
PS DANIEL SAVAGE: Stop kidding yourself; you were born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, and your father was a decent cop.
Anciently known as The [white] Sea of Israel, according to THE PLAIN TRUTH magazine.
Which was always available for free everywhere in Westwood, LA, circa 1964.
Talk about Christmas happening in July of 2019.
Think WAG THE DOG meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
So I watched the 1964 episode 19 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN with the blond hair die job.
The one were the expert is wrong about climate change.
Which is actually a function of the deceiving and satanic arts and politics of Sodom and Egypt.
And not all of those shiny new cars that are polluting the world with lead battery poisoning deposits, etc.
Whereas the 25 minute tourist video episode's most mighty line is, "We're at the end of the [Oregon] trail."
Which came out when the old looking LBJ style curator brought us THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 meets the Egytian dung eating BEATTLES invasion from England.
Ergo, those "two full columns" about it happening in the newspapers. Not!!
Where in the end, the liberal golfer journalist is still wearing his cotton earplugs.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS COLUMN
PS GOV. INSLEE: Having been born and raised in north Seattle, you would be the first one that I would cut from the Democrat Party line up.
PS DANIEL SAVAGE: Stop kidding yourself; you were born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, and your father was a decent cop.
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
THE SECRET DEBATE
The left coast's Hwy.101 NASDAQ closed +25.25 on the day of the 2020 debate in Miami, Florida.
Where the 25 degree cutting line of the Jewish circumcision tradition is a landmark prophecy about the two cut offs in DANIEL 9, circa May 9, 2020.
Or as the Jewish Sheryl Crowe would sing it, "The first cut is the deepest..."
Whereas there are over 20 candidates running for President on the left.
So we will probably see a swift deep cut after their first free agent tryouts; down there in the zone where they made both of those Reaganite CADDYSHACK bombshell prophecies.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO BOMBSHELLS NEWSLETTER
PS PRINCESS WILLIAM: According to the secret [NO.10] message in the ROCKETMAN movie trailer prophecy, the KING OF ENGLAND is charged with being a brave and noble defender of the faith; and not some cowardly and politically correct enemy to it.
PS TED: Nothing personal, but I'll probably go ahead and buy my new 4-piece pack rod at the ORVIS factory outlet on Bambridge Island; per yours truly bringing the law down on the fantasy islands of Israel in ISAIAH 43, etc.
Gonna have to go with the flow this time around.
However, just to make it up to you.
I will be buying my next double taper no.5 floating RIO brand fly line at your little shop on 99, plus pay you a little extra for spooning it onto my vintage 1967 model French made flyreel, with a nice new woven line backing and a smooth as silk 7' leader melted on the front.
FISHING GUIDE NOTES: Most people think that the olive green CARREY SPECIAL wet fly action slows down on Martha Lake during the [MODSUMMER] months.
Not knowing that it as good as ever, after the temperatures cool down, for at least 45 minutes before total sundown in the twighlight hour.
Whereas in Hollywood, the below the line camera assistant men like to call it, "The golden hour."
Where the 25 degree cutting line of the Jewish circumcision tradition is a landmark prophecy about the two cut offs in DANIEL 9, circa May 9, 2020.
Or as the Jewish Sheryl Crowe would sing it, "The first cut is the deepest..."
Whereas there are over 20 candidates running for President on the left.
So we will probably see a swift deep cut after their first free agent tryouts; down there in the zone where they made both of those Reaganite CADDYSHACK bombshell prophecies.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO BOMBSHELLS NEWSLETTER
PS PRINCESS WILLIAM: According to the secret [NO.10] message in the ROCKETMAN movie trailer prophecy, the KING OF ENGLAND is charged with being a brave and noble defender of the faith; and not some cowardly and politically correct enemy to it.
PS TED: Nothing personal, but I'll probably go ahead and buy my new 4-piece pack rod at the ORVIS factory outlet on Bambridge Island; per yours truly bringing the law down on the fantasy islands of Israel in ISAIAH 43, etc.
Gonna have to go with the flow this time around.
However, just to make it up to you.
I will be buying my next double taper no.5 floating RIO brand fly line at your little shop on 99, plus pay you a little extra for spooning it onto my vintage 1967 model French made flyreel, with a nice new woven line backing and a smooth as silk 7' leader melted on the front.
FISHING GUIDE NOTES: Most people think that the olive green CARREY SPECIAL wet fly action slows down on Martha Lake during the [MODSUMMER] months.
Not knowing that it as good as ever, after the temperatures cool down, for at least 45 minutes before total sundown in the twighlight hour.
Whereas in Hollywood, the below the line camera assistant men like to call it, "The golden hour."
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
MY SECRET NO.91 BUS TOUR
The no.91 bus guy in Kingston got on the phone with his radio dispatcher named 'Eric' when I asked him for connections to Paulsbo.
As Eric Jaderholm's old car rolled by on a trailer with a brand new born again [black] paint job.
That was most likely some old retired guy's pet automobile restoration project.
Alas, I didn't stay overnight at the Indian casino in Suquamish on the wedding anniversary of Nicole Kidman.
Because the beautiful looking new joint reeked to high heavens from stale Tobacco smoke.
Apparently, one can still smoke inside of public buildings on Indian resevation land.
Did not see that one coming either.
"You can smell it, but you can't see it." circa 2bc.info.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO LITTLE INDIANS NEWSLETTER
ACCIDENTAL TOURIST NOTES: Indianola, Washington, etc. looked like your typical failed third world state.
Lots of rundown prefab houses, trailerhomes and old dead cars parked everywhere; all paid for by the federal government.
While the streets were filled with exotic MASERATI 4x4s and topless BMW convertibles.
And the REVELATION 13:1 shores were lined with beautiful waterfront homes worth millions.
Kind of like San Francisco, were all of those druggies are living and shitting on the sidewalks below all of those million dollar condo highrises by the bay.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Jesus Fucking Mary!
Just rip the bandaid off and get it over with in one quick take.
As Eric Jaderholm's old car rolled by on a trailer with a brand new born again [black] paint job.
That was most likely some old retired guy's pet automobile restoration project.
Alas, I didn't stay overnight at the Indian casino in Suquamish on the wedding anniversary of Nicole Kidman.
Because the beautiful looking new joint reeked to high heavens from stale Tobacco smoke.
Apparently, one can still smoke inside of public buildings on Indian resevation land.
Did not see that one coming either.
"You can smell it, but you can't see it." circa 2bc.info.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO LITTLE INDIANS NEWSLETTER
ACCIDENTAL TOURIST NOTES: Indianola, Washington, etc. looked like your typical failed third world state.
Lots of rundown prefab houses, trailerhomes and old dead cars parked everywhere; all paid for by the federal government.
While the streets were filled with exotic MASERATI 4x4s and topless BMW convertibles.
And the REVELATION 13:1 shores were lined with beautiful waterfront homes worth millions.
Kind of like San Francisco, were all of those druggies are living and shitting on the sidewalks below all of those million dollar condo highrises by the bay.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Jesus Fucking Mary!
Just rip the bandaid off and get it over with in one quick take.
MY SECRET OTHER WIVES
I found a shiny new fake silver key ring lying on the sidewalk at the 101 bus stop ride up to TED'S, which almost fit perfectly on my middle left hand finger.
Located across from Hwy.99's James Square.
Back at the house about two hours later, I saw those new JAMES ALLEN wedding ring ads.
Then this morning the news just rolled out about that [Chicago 7] fisherman catching one of those tastless mushy white flesh steelhead with a silver wedding ring strapped to it's tail.
No word yet if he caught the fish using a SKYKOMISH SUNRISE wet fly pattern by Ken McLeod Sr.
Whatever floats your boat.
There was a STEVES PLUMBING shit storm outside Boston on Nicole Kidman's birthday.
That did confirm that broken toilet full of shitty looking fudge chocolate in Everett.
Nicole Kidman being one of the stars of that tv show about everybody fudging everything about their Israelitish family history story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
JUDAH AND EPHRAIM NEWSLETTER
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Please let my guys know how much you'll need for the co-lead in my upcoming DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS live theater production.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: The original boneless spine idea for THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST is one of those rare low budget indie film successes that could actually be made again today for even a lower budget; adjusting for inflation of course.
Using the same name actors, in fact.
Who nowadays look much like your typical rich white upperclass liberals living in Edmonds.
And would probably be willing to do it for double union scale plus expenses.
You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.
I'm thinking a much older William Hurt is now the successful travel agency owner of STEVES EUROPE.
Who is so bored out of his mind by now that he is starting to fantasize about making a YOUTUBE horror movie tourist video at that little white no.404 church nextdoor.
LOCAL TOURIST NOTES: I recommend the crispy deep fried and deboned 10" trout in a spicy no.5 garlic sauce at that Thigh joint next to QFC, off of 76 in Lynnwood, Washington.
Didn't see that one coming either when I walked into there yesterday evening.
Located across from Hwy.99's James Square.
Back at the house about two hours later, I saw those new JAMES ALLEN wedding ring ads.
Then this morning the news just rolled out about that [Chicago 7] fisherman catching one of those tastless mushy white flesh steelhead with a silver wedding ring strapped to it's tail.
No word yet if he caught the fish using a SKYKOMISH SUNRISE wet fly pattern by Ken McLeod Sr.
Whatever floats your boat.
There was a STEVES PLUMBING shit storm outside Boston on Nicole Kidman's birthday.
That did confirm that broken toilet full of shitty looking fudge chocolate in Everett.
Nicole Kidman being one of the stars of that tv show about everybody fudging everything about their Israelitish family history story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
JUDAH AND EPHRAIM NEWSLETTER
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Please let my guys know how much you'll need for the co-lead in my upcoming DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS live theater production.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: The original boneless spine idea for THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST is one of those rare low budget indie film successes that could actually be made again today for even a lower budget; adjusting for inflation of course.
Using the same name actors, in fact.
Who nowadays look much like your typical rich white upperclass liberals living in Edmonds.
And would probably be willing to do it for double union scale plus expenses.
You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.
I'm thinking a much older William Hurt is now the successful travel agency owner of STEVES EUROPE.
Who is so bored out of his mind by now that he is starting to fantasize about making a YOUTUBE horror movie tourist video at that little white no.404 church nextdoor.
LOCAL TOURIST NOTES: I recommend the crispy deep fried and deboned 10" trout in a spicy no.5 garlic sauce at that Thigh joint next to QFC, off of 76 in Lynnwood, Washington.
Didn't see that one coming either when I walked into there yesterday evening.
Monday, June 24, 2019
MY NEW SECRET TEMPLE NAME IS TED
I finally got around to checking out TED'S selection of flies today; located up along Hwy.99 and 156th.
Took me long enough.
Alas, no ROYAL COACHMAN wet flies there either.
But at least Ted had enough grace and humility to suggest that I might try some little fly shop of horrors over in Paulsbo.
That is after I had to drop the name of 'Ken McLeod' on his lilly white fat trout ass; just to get more information out of him.
Why is everybody so spooked these days anyways?
Especially the men.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
HONNEYMOONER NOTES: Michael has been hinting that I should only try the more tight ass [jumbo jet payoff] BOEING 777 jackpot slot machines over at the Indian owned CLEARWATER CASINO bed and breakfast.
Hey, you get what you pay for.
"Life is pretty cheap to these people." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, circa 1976.
Took me long enough.
Alas, no ROYAL COACHMAN wet flies there either.
But at least Ted had enough grace and humility to suggest that I might try some little fly shop of horrors over in Paulsbo.
That is after I had to drop the name of 'Ken McLeod' on his lilly white fat trout ass; just to get more information out of him.
Why is everybody so spooked these days anyways?
Especially the men.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
HONNEYMOONER NOTES: Michael has been hinting that I should only try the more tight ass [jumbo jet payoff] BOEING 777 jackpot slot machines over at the Indian owned CLEARWATER CASINO bed and breakfast.
Hey, you get what you pay for.
"Life is pretty cheap to these people." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, circa 1976.
THE SECRET LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Ever since they put me in Edmonds on a ten month hold for believing that I AM is THE KING OF COMEDY, etc. etc. I have been very tempted to try out the local ROYAL INDIA COUSIN restaurant.
Located just up the street and across from the town's eastern 76th borderline with Lynnwood, Washington.
Where I was finally savoring their spicy virgin lamb curry Sunday evening when that 7.3 happened in Barack Obama's native country of Indonesia, northwest of Saumlaki.
In confirmation of my ROYAL COACHMAN no.10 flyfishing plans for this MODSUMMER.
Lake Como being one of the last places on earth where you can actually order a line-caught dolly varden right off the menue.
Just like my antihero in THE FRESHMAN movie trailer would do.
Who liked to dine on tasty rare game dishes, served up in a thickened basil cream sauce, which are now being threatened by environ/mental extinction.
Due to today's weather change insanity politics in ISAIAH 5 and 55, yada yada.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MOTHER MADONNA: You forgot to mention that Jesus is always tempted to abort his precious little unborn again babies.
But only after his adopted bas/terd children refuse to repent of their original sins in the third trimester of their life.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT NOTES: Well, for one thing, Woody Allen will be shooting his new "two bulls in a net" movie in Spain during WIMBLEDON.
No thanks to DR.NO in Seattle trying to stop him from doing it in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
Located just up the street and across from the town's eastern 76th borderline with Lynnwood, Washington.
Where I was finally savoring their spicy virgin lamb curry Sunday evening when that 7.3 happened in Barack Obama's native country of Indonesia, northwest of Saumlaki.
In confirmation of my ROYAL COACHMAN no.10 flyfishing plans for this MODSUMMER.
Lake Como being one of the last places on earth where you can actually order a line-caught dolly varden right off the menue.
Just like my antihero in THE FRESHMAN movie trailer would do.
Who liked to dine on tasty rare game dishes, served up in a thickened basil cream sauce, which are now being threatened by environ/mental extinction.
Due to today's weather change insanity politics in ISAIAH 5 and 55, yada yada.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MOTHER MADONNA: You forgot to mention that Jesus is always tempted to abort his precious little unborn again babies.
But only after his adopted bas/terd children refuse to repent of their original sins in the third trimester of their life.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT NOTES: Well, for one thing, Woody Allen will be shooting his new "two bulls in a net" movie in Spain during WIMBLEDON.
No thanks to DR.NO in Seattle trying to stop him from doing it in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
Sunday, June 23, 2019
MY SECRET NEGRO
George and Barry were snapped having fun together on a motorboat in Lake Como at the same time that I AM was hunting around the pro shops looking for a few good CARREY SPECIAL stillwater caddis trout flies.
Both of them being your typical half black Irish icons; such as my 1990s character in both of the LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD sequels.
Gregory Scott Relf's
DOUBLE WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
ACCIDENTAL TOURIST NOTES: Chilling at my cafe table Sunday afternoon, some guy in a red POLO started to make sign signals to somebody inside STARTBUCKS through the picture window.
Then his 27ish Kate Holmes look alike girlfriend came outside and told him that he's a jerk.
Both of them being your typical half black Irish icons; such as my 1990s character in both of the LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD sequels.
Gregory Scott Relf's
DOUBLE WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
ACCIDENTAL TOURIST NOTES: Chilling at my cafe table Sunday afternoon, some guy in a red POLO started to make sign signals to somebody inside STARTBUCKS through the picture window.
Then his 27ish Kate Holmes look alike girlfriend came outside and told him that he's a jerk.
MY SECRET PLAY
I still do plan on seeing Edmonds' DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS making their case for Evangeline Lilly before it ends next week.
Because a lot of those old great G rated Hollywood movies were based on Broadway plays.
And they did win their way way way off Broadway GREGORY AWARD in 2018 before even I myself knew that my anti hero in DON JUAN DE MARCO would be living up there at DAVE'S NUT HOUSE.
Co-starring that older dude who played my fool in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Who once did actually had the two balls for a couple two three days or so to proclaim that all seven of Hollywood's major studios are run by the antichrist 666 Jews in DANIEL 9.
Watch that movie trailer again if you don't believe it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
MOVIE NOTES: Last night I suddenly felt the urge to jump out of bed and polish my hiking boots.
Noting that my new tin of light brown [negro shoe shine] polish from THE DOLLAR TREE looked like shit.
As in LEPRECHAN: III, which was the Catholic Irish midget's all time favorite LEPRECHAN sequel.
"I'm the new Bud!" Chad Harkom, 2018.
Because a lot of those old great G rated Hollywood movies were based on Broadway plays.
And they did win their way way way off Broadway GREGORY AWARD in 2018 before even I myself knew that my anti hero in DON JUAN DE MARCO would be living up there at DAVE'S NUT HOUSE.
Co-starring that older dude who played my fool in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Who once did actually had the two balls for a couple two three days or so to proclaim that all seven of Hollywood's major studios are run by the antichrist 666 Jews in DANIEL 9.
Watch that movie trailer again if you don't believe it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
MOVIE NOTES: Last night I suddenly felt the urge to jump out of bed and polish my hiking boots.
Noting that my new tin of light brown [negro shoe shine] polish from THE DOLLAR TREE looked like shit.
As in LEPRECHAN: III, which was the Catholic Irish midget's all time favorite LEPRECHAN sequel.
"I'm the new Bud!" Chad Harkom, 2018.
Saturday, June 22, 2019
THE SECRET SEVEN
7 former US MARINES died in that Hwy.2 mountain pass disaster in the White Mountains of New Ham/shire for my own Edmonds brother in law's mountain cabin fantasy project in Plain, Washington.
Think Mt Washington.
Bitch happens.
Not to mention the new swarm west of Seven Xevils Beach, Oregon.
Gregory Scott Relf'z
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHADDY: I finally found a topo map of the PLAIN TRUTH maga%zine area at REI.
As usual, my flyfishing instincts were right on the money.
Looks like LEAVE IT TO BEAVER creek is practically in your backyard.
Think Mt Washington.
Bitch happens.
Not to mention the new swarm west of Seven Xevils Beach, Oregon.
Gregory Scott Relf'z
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHADDY: I finally found a topo map of the PLAIN TRUTH maga%zine area at REI.
As usual, my flyfishing instincts were right on the money.
Looks like LEAVE IT TO BEAVER creek is practically in your backyard.
Friday, June 21, 2019
MY SECRET HOLLYWOOD CONNECTIONS
Uncle Martian forgets who he is after getting hit in the head by a negro monkey wrench in episode 18.
[Read Uncle Sam]
Which represents that LBJMLK wrench thrown into the workings of the US Constitution, circa 1964.
Meanwhile, Mrs Brown cracks her two 'bang bang' hint-hints two times about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.
For the fainthearted sons of Israel in 2NEPHI 8 etc. forgetting who they are, and where they came from.
Therefore, it takes a hammer to hit him over the head, again, to help him remember his Israelitish genealogy tree roots of Jesse in ISAIAH 11, etc. etc.
For example, everywhere in Edmonds every day, we see STEVES PLUMBING trucks racing around to and fro for their next urgent customer emergency; sporting their huge monkey wrench logo on the side.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO PLUMBERS NEWSLETTER
TOURIST NOTES: The main toilet at SPORTSMAN WAREHOUSE was broken and full of brown fudge looking shit.
Then I got on the no.7 Everett bus; where a man sitting next to me kept repeating outload, "Everett is a shit hole, always has been..."
[Read Uncle Sam]
Which represents that LBJMLK wrench thrown into the workings of the US Constitution, circa 1964.
Meanwhile, Mrs Brown cracks her two 'bang bang' hint-hints two times about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.
For the fainthearted sons of Israel in 2NEPHI 8 etc. forgetting who they are, and where they came from.
Therefore, it takes a hammer to hit him over the head, again, to help him remember his Israelitish genealogy tree roots of Jesse in ISAIAH 11, etc. etc.
For example, everywhere in Edmonds every day, we see STEVES PLUMBING trucks racing around to and fro for their next urgent customer emergency; sporting their huge monkey wrench logo on the side.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO PLUMBERS NEWSLETTER
TOURIST NOTES: The main toilet at SPORTSMAN WAREHOUSE was broken and full of brown fudge looking shit.
Then I got on the no.7 Everett bus; where a man sitting next to me kept repeating outload, "Everett is a shit hole, always has been..."
MY SECRET TANGO
After my bus tour of Eve/rett on the wedding anniversary to my French wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS, there was a 4.2 west of Seven Devils Beach in Oregon.
Then shortly before midnight there was a 2.9 near Lawrence [Olivier] Washington, just south of Sudden Valley.
Meanwhile, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was busy working on the prepublicity for my two-for-one Persian rug vagina rip offs.
Don't forget, Paris Hilton is still getting 50k a pop for any personal appearance at anything in the Pursian Gulf area's shopping malls and night clubs.
And most people don't know that she is a pretty good actress as well.
You wouldn't know it by just looking at her.
Gregory Peck's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ERIC JADERHOLM: Who?..
PS JODIE FOSTER: Saw your younger no.19 stand in checkout babe at THE DOLLAR TREE yes/terday.
Flat as a washboard, and sexy as hell.
No wonder I'm starting to feel like a kid in a candy store; ever since they transferred me to DAVE'S NUT HOUSE in Edmonds, Washington.
PS CHARLIE: Transgenderism is child abuse.
Everybody in life deserves a real daddy and a real mommy.
Then shortly before midnight there was a 2.9 near Lawrence [Olivier] Washington, just south of Sudden Valley.
Meanwhile, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was busy working on the prepublicity for my two-for-one Persian rug vagina rip offs.
Don't forget, Paris Hilton is still getting 50k a pop for any personal appearance at anything in the Pursian Gulf area's shopping malls and night clubs.
And most people don't know that she is a pretty good actress as well.
You wouldn't know it by just looking at her.
Gregory Peck's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ERIC JADERHOLM: Who?..
PS JODIE FOSTER: Saw your younger no.19 stand in checkout babe at THE DOLLAR TREE yes/terday.
Flat as a washboard, and sexy as hell.
No wonder I'm starting to feel like a kid in a candy store; ever since they transferred me to DAVE'S NUT HOUSE in Edmonds, Washington.
PS CHARLIE: Transgenderism is child abuse.
Everybody in life deserves a real daddy and a real mommy.
Thursday, June 20, 2019
MY SECRET TOURIST TRAP
Wondering where to go and what to do on Nicole Kidman's birthday, Michael suggested "Everett".
Therefore I cought the blue [Taylor] SWIFT bus on Hwy.99, for the first time, and took a touristic threeway transfer connection trip up to THE SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE.
[Based out of West Bank Jordan, Utah]
Where their rather unusual and strange looking orange ROYAL COACHMAN flies were about a buck apiece if you purchase at least 12.
So while I was picking out a bakers dozen, some balding 49ish Bruce Willis type stranger walked by; suggesting that the trout flies at some Mill Creek pro shop were much better, although a lot more expensive.
Then I went over to their map section to find a topographic map of the Plano, Washington area's small trout creeks.
Alas, they were all sold out.
Oh well, you get what you pay for in this life.
Nothing comes cheap.
Especially when it comes to getting a billion dollars in free publicity blood money.
You can't squeeze blood out of a rock.
"Ok, I get it. I have bad teeth." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, circa 2020 Las Vegas.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Therefore I cought the blue [Taylor] SWIFT bus on Hwy.99, for the first time, and took a touristic threeway transfer connection trip up to THE SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE.
[Based out of West Bank Jordan, Utah]
Where their rather unusual and strange looking orange ROYAL COACHMAN flies were about a buck apiece if you purchase at least 12.
So while I was picking out a bakers dozen, some balding 49ish Bruce Willis type stranger walked by; suggesting that the trout flies at some Mill Creek pro shop were much better, although a lot more expensive.
Then I went over to their map section to find a topographic map of the Plano, Washington area's small trout creeks.
Alas, they were all sold out.
Oh well, you get what you pay for in this life.
Nothing comes cheap.
Especially when it comes to getting a billion dollars in free publicity blood money.
You can't squeeze blood out of a rock.
"Ok, I get it. I have bad teeth." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, circa 2020 Las Vegas.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
MY SECRET MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S NIGHTMARE
MIDSOMMAR was made when I was still living at a Sumner address in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Well before they knew that I would be spending my next summer up in Scandinavian Edmonds, Washington.
Looking to recruit young blond blue eyed virgin girls to be in my next middleaged sex cult sailboat movie.
Hey, if you only have so much money to make your next movie, you're gonna need the kind of publicity that only God himself can provide.
Whereas the above horror film's Uma Thurman blond is supposed to be one of my 100 pairs of wives in the Celestial kingdom.
The big surprise here being the massive amount of publicity that I'm already getting from the blond haired PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP rally in Florida.
Pretty scary stuff actually.
See every accidental tourist fantasy video ever made about Scandinavia by STEVES EUROPE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MISS MONTANA: The above Swedish fuck film is what I meant about seeing some of Woody Allen's favorite movies this summer.
Since you will barely have enough time for that after November.
Hope you took note of those two shakers west of Manhattan, Montana the other day.
In confirmation of Fonzy catching that nice fat German brown trout on the same day that Mrs Germany got the shakes.
"There is no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY.
For example, watch the midsummer 1982 movie trailer for A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S SEX COMEDY.
Well before they knew that I would be spending my next summer up in Scandinavian Edmonds, Washington.
Looking to recruit young blond blue eyed virgin girls to be in my next middleaged sex cult sailboat movie.
Hey, if you only have so much money to make your next movie, you're gonna need the kind of publicity that only God himself can provide.
Whereas the above horror film's Uma Thurman blond is supposed to be one of my 100 pairs of wives in the Celestial kingdom.
The big surprise here being the massive amount of publicity that I'm already getting from the blond haired PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP rally in Florida.
Pretty scary stuff actually.
See every accidental tourist fantasy video ever made about Scandinavia by STEVES EUROPE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MISS MONTANA: The above Swedish fuck film is what I meant about seeing some of Woody Allen's favorite movies this summer.
Since you will barely have enough time for that after November.
Hope you took note of those two shakers west of Manhattan, Montana the other day.
In confirmation of Fonzy catching that nice fat German brown trout on the same day that Mrs Germany got the shakes.
"There is no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY.
For example, watch the midsummer 1982 movie trailer for A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S SEX COMEDY.
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
MY SECRET FEELINGS
That train full of bomb shells and cooking oil derailed near Wells, Nevada on the same day that I bought my new PC laptop at BEST BUY from a very bored looking 29ish dude who looked like David Schwimmer.
Whose career was obviously stuck in second gear.
For the express purpose of typing out and printing my two screenplays for THE STRANGE THIRD MAN and THE BOYZ FROM BRAZIL
Mostly because if I.AM is going to be the next 69ish Gregory Peck or Lawrence Olivier, I'm gonna need to start from the back and move forward from there.
Both of which were made on location for about 100k a piece.
Right there is Hole in the Mountain, over from Secret [Stevens] Pass.
In confirmation of my casino honeymoon fantasy on Nicole Kidman's upcoming Catholic Church wedding anniversary.
See every tourist video ever made about the good old days in Vienna, Austria; not to be confused with Australia.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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Whose career was obviously stuck in second gear.
For the express purpose of typing out and printing my two screenplays for THE STRANGE THIRD MAN and THE BOYZ FROM BRAZIL
Mostly because if I.AM is going to be the next 69ish Gregory Peck or Lawrence Olivier, I'm gonna need to start from the back and move forward from there.
Both of which were made on location for about 100k a piece.
Right there is Hole in the Mountain, over from Secret [Stevens] Pass.
In confirmation of my casino honeymoon fantasy on Nicole Kidman's upcoming Catholic Church wedding anniversary.
See every tourist video ever made about the good old days in Vienna, Austria; not to be confused with Australia.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
AMERICA'S SECRET AMWAY PITCHMAN FROM MICHIGAN
MR 45 PENCE was on Rush Limbaugh Tuesday to make a pitch for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP's born again pitchfork rebellion rally at the AMWAY ARENA in Orange County, Florida.
Remember, this is the same guy who looks like that white Russian assassin in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE meets JAWS.
Therefore, I walked by that little white church in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW that opens and ends with today's white christian pitchfork rebellion against the Jews, negros, and homosexuals who have taken over America; circa the 42 months of tyranny prophecy in REVELATION 11.
Where I saw an older white haired Mr Pence look alike carrying a pink box of food into the church's basement.
Noting that the box was of some brand called THE PINK LADY.
As was Providentially confirmed on the same day by AOC's newest memo to the deaf, dumb and blind media.
Explaining that she is actually a pinko and not a red.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ERIC: I will be staying in one of the FANTASY ISLAND honeymoon suites at the CLEARWATER CASINO on the wedding anniversary night of Nicole Kidman.
SOAP SALESMAN NOTES: Truth be told, I never tried an AMWAY product that was personally delivered to me by UPS, pre 1999 amazon.com, that I did not like.
Problem is, you have to join the Jewish run [COSTCO] sales club today if you want to pay wholesale for the big lot sizes.
"I never have been a joiner." Rush Limbaugh, pre 1996.
NO.18 NOTES: Turns out that Jennifer Aniston is my secret ROCKETMAN fuel muse metaphor girlfriend after all in episode 18.
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Remember, this is the same guy who looks like that white Russian assassin in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE meets JAWS.
Therefore, I walked by that little white church in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW that opens and ends with today's white christian pitchfork rebellion against the Jews, negros, and homosexuals who have taken over America; circa the 42 months of tyranny prophecy in REVELATION 11.
Where I saw an older white haired Mr Pence look alike carrying a pink box of food into the church's basement.
Noting that the box was of some brand called THE PINK LADY.
As was Providentially confirmed on the same day by AOC's newest memo to the deaf, dumb and blind media.
Explaining that she is actually a pinko and not a red.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ERIC: I will be staying in one of the FANTASY ISLAND honeymoon suites at the CLEARWATER CASINO on the wedding anniversary night of Nicole Kidman.
SOAP SALESMAN NOTES: Truth be told, I never tried an AMWAY product that was personally delivered to me by UPS, pre 1999 amazon.com, that I did not like.
Problem is, you have to join the Jewish run [COSTCO] sales club today if you want to pay wholesale for the big lot sizes.
"I never have been a joiner." Rush Limbaugh, pre 1996.
NO.18 NOTES: Turns out that Jennifer Aniston is my secret ROCKETMAN fuel muse metaphor girlfriend after all in episode 18.
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
MY SECRET 18 YEAR-OLD FRIEND
According to the spirit in the sky, I should watch no.18 on the 18th.
Whereas, I'm now feeling that I should go by the spirit in my efforts to cherry pick only the best of the rest episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN; seasons 1-3.
See my extended [Jazz Arts] publicity movie trailer for LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS if you don't believe me.
Just what the fuck do you think I have been doing every day down in the Edmonds village?
While sitting at my usual cafe table in the roundabout's FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, checking out all of the hot young talent who walk by.
Like I said, my brief hello/goodbye auditioning style is a lot like Woody Allen's.
Sometimes you just have to go by the spirit.
"The light of the soul [talent] is in the eyes." Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty
See every tourist video ever made about finding a cheap hotel with character in Paris.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE: Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.
"If it feels good, do it." JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS
PLAN B NOTES: Perhaps Jennifer Aniston was right all along on this one.
Ergo, if Adam Sandler can do service to me as a campy King James Bond in MURDER MYSTERY meets ROD STEELE 0014, why couldn't he also do a good Mr Relf in SON OF LEBOWSKI?
I was hoping for Brad Pitt.
That said, maybe we should get real and go for a more soft PG family entertainment high comedy rating.
No one under 13 admitted, biblically speaking.
Oh well. Looks like yours truly was just role playing the above actor in all of my sexy 2005 dreams about Jenny sucking on my cock of Jesse.
Whereas, I'm now feeling that I should go by the spirit in my efforts to cherry pick only the best of the rest episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN; seasons 1-3.
See my extended [Jazz Arts] publicity movie trailer for LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS if you don't believe me.
Just what the fuck do you think I have been doing every day down in the Edmonds village?
While sitting at my usual cafe table in the roundabout's FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, checking out all of the hot young talent who walk by.
Like I said, my brief hello/goodbye auditioning style is a lot like Woody Allen's.
Sometimes you just have to go by the spirit.
"The light of the soul [talent] is in the eyes." Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty
See every tourist video ever made about finding a cheap hotel with character in Paris.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE: Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.
"If it feels good, do it." JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS
PLAN B NOTES: Perhaps Jennifer Aniston was right all along on this one.
Ergo, if Adam Sandler can do service to me as a campy King James Bond in MURDER MYSTERY meets ROD STEELE 0014, why couldn't he also do a good Mr Relf in SON OF LEBOWSKI?
I was hoping for Brad Pitt.
That said, maybe we should get real and go for a more soft PG family entertainment high comedy rating.
No one under 13 admitted, biblically speaking.
Oh well. Looks like yours truly was just role playing the above actor in all of my sexy 2005 dreams about Jenny sucking on my cock of Jesse.
Monday, June 17, 2019
MY SECRET POLLING UNIT
So far, Michael's angels have let me know that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will get reelected in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Wisconsin, Florida and Texas.
Meanwhile at this same time in 2015, the circle jerks in the media had Hillary Clinton up by 20 points.
While Ms Clinton's bland enchilada campaign could not hold a candle to Donald Trump's wildly exciting pitch fork rebellion rallies.
Go figure, what happened in Michigan the first time will happen again the second time.
Based upon the principle that God does not want to spoon fead us, like little spoiled brat babies, everything that we need to know by revelations and visions.
In order that we might learn to grow up, and start living by the spirit, and not as much by the law.
Ergo, one must understand the spirit of what God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant is saying.
And not get all hung up by the simplistic and literal meaning of his plain spoken words.
"Time to wake up pretty girl." MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NESLETTER
PS MS SCARLETT: I was still thinking about seeing younger you at the Kingston ferry dock train tracks, when I saw a great physically transfigurated Jack Nicholson figure make the corner at DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS's rehearsal space on Dayton.
My hand to the square.
The dude did not look a day over 59.
Which is more than you can say for a Bruce Willis or a Mel Gibson right now.
THE OTHER BRUCE NOTES: No worries mate. On Fathers Day, the Father let me know that we will be renting that classic sail boat in Kingston for our two for one rip offs of THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
To be shot at the gosple of Paulsbo marina in Liberty Bay.
Whereas my pro bono Jewish lawyer, who lives in that little office front house on 3rd in Edmonds, has just let me know that they can't sue us worth shit if we would just call it THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
That said; we're still gonna need a couple two three PLAN B name acters in order to sell it and at least get our money back.
Meanwhile at this same time in 2015, the circle jerks in the media had Hillary Clinton up by 20 points.
While Ms Clinton's bland enchilada campaign could not hold a candle to Donald Trump's wildly exciting pitch fork rebellion rallies.
Go figure, what happened in Michigan the first time will happen again the second time.
Based upon the principle that God does not want to spoon fead us, like little spoiled brat babies, everything that we need to know by revelations and visions.
In order that we might learn to grow up, and start living by the spirit, and not as much by the law.
Ergo, one must understand the spirit of what God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant is saying.
And not get all hung up by the simplistic and literal meaning of his plain spoken words.
"Time to wake up pretty girl." MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NESLETTER
PS MS SCARLETT: I was still thinking about seeing younger you at the Kingston ferry dock train tracks, when I saw a great physically transfigurated Jack Nicholson figure make the corner at DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS's rehearsal space on Dayton.
My hand to the square.
The dude did not look a day over 59.
Which is more than you can say for a Bruce Willis or a Mel Gibson right now.
THE OTHER BRUCE NOTES: No worries mate. On Fathers Day, the Father let me know that we will be renting that classic sail boat in Kingston for our two for one rip offs of THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
To be shot at the gosple of Paulsbo marina in Liberty Bay.
Whereas my pro bono Jewish lawyer, who lives in that little office front house on 3rd in Edmonds, has just let me know that they can't sue us worth shit if we would just call it THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
That said; we're still gonna need a couple two three PLAN B name acters in order to sell it and at least get our money back.
Sunday, June 16, 2019
MY SECRET DAY JOB
After I came back from my Fathers Day ferry ride over to Kingston, I read that there was a 3.2 threeway shaker near Royal City, Washington at 16:12:49 London Time.
Having picked up a box of KLEANEX on the way back at THE DOLL/AR STORE, for yet another 111 sign on the Lord's Day.
Whisky Dick Mountain being just to the west of nearby George, right above Saddle Pass; right below Colockum Pass; Moses Lake Potholes lying over to the east.
Note the triple 'very very very' deserving father themes here.
They don't call Kittitas County "Kitty County" for nothing.
More on this later in the TWITTER after hours.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
KINGSTON NOTES: I stopped into a little place in Kingston called CUP AND A MUFFIN; highly recommended.
PS EL WOOD: My repeated dreams and visions in 2005 of Mt Baker erupting, were about the time when I would be living in a place with a clear view of the Mt Baker volcano.
As confirmed by Ken McLeod's various prophetic Mt Baker pictures on his alpinequest [Mount Zion] web site.
Having picked up a box of KLEANEX on the way back at THE DOLL/AR STORE, for yet another 111 sign on the Lord's Day.
Whisky Dick Mountain being just to the west of nearby George, right above Saddle Pass; right below Colockum Pass; Moses Lake Potholes lying over to the east.
Note the triple 'very very very' deserving father themes here.
They don't call Kittitas County "Kitty County" for nothing.
More on this later in the TWITTER after hours.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
KINGSTON NOTES: I stopped into a little place in Kingston called CUP AND A MUFFIN; highly recommended.
PS EL WOOD: My repeated dreams and visions in 2005 of Mt Baker erupting, were about the time when I would be living in a place with a clear view of the Mt Baker volcano.
As confirmed by Ken McLeod's various prophetic Mt Baker pictures on his alpinequest [Mount Zion] web site.
MY SECRET BRAND OF TOOTHPASTE
The reason for my new red, white and blue AIM brand toothbrush was just confirmed by that nation wide cash register black out at TARGET on the Jewish Sabbath.
Since I bought the thing for $1.11 cash as a sign from g-d that all purchases will be cash only in the near future.
Per that fake $20 bill news on the front page of the same day's Jewish run NYT operation.
Set in the same place where they originally put that half negro's counterfeit birth certificate of the Christmas winter season abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14.
Don't laugh.
It was not that long ago, when a great blow job was refered to as a thorough toothbrushing with toothpaste.
Back in the day when people were not so vulgar and plain talking about such things in mixed company.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES KINKOS NEWSLETTER
JOHNNY WALKER GREEN LABEL NOTES: When I walked by the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS rehearsal space Saturday afternoon, two guys were standing outside reading from some old 8×11 page of my 1996 newsletter printed out at KINKOS.
PS CHADDY: I'm planning on re-upping my DL in July.
Since I'll probably need to make a groceries run into Wenatchee at least once a week in August, September, October and November...
ART FESTIVAL NOTES: That amazing young Keira Knightley look alike, who blows a mean alto sax, is scheduled to play it again at 2:30 pm on Fathers Day.
Her name is Natalie Hardwick actually.
I think so.
Since I bought the thing for $1.11 cash as a sign from g-d that all purchases will be cash only in the near future.
Per that fake $20 bill news on the front page of the same day's Jewish run NYT operation.
Set in the same place where they originally put that half negro's counterfeit birth certificate of the Christmas winter season abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14.
Don't laugh.
It was not that long ago, when a great blow job was refered to as a thorough toothbrushing with toothpaste.
Back in the day when people were not so vulgar and plain talking about such things in mixed company.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES KINKOS NEWSLETTER
JOHNNY WALKER GREEN LABEL NOTES: When I walked by the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS rehearsal space Saturday afternoon, two guys were standing outside reading from some old 8×11 page of my 1996 newsletter printed out at KINKOS.
PS CHADDY: I'm planning on re-upping my DL in July.
Since I'll probably need to make a groceries run into Wenatchee at least once a week in August, September, October and November...
ART FESTIVAL NOTES: That amazing young Keira Knightley look alike, who blows a mean alto sax, is scheduled to play it again at 2:30 pm on Fathers Day.
Her name is Natalie Hardwick actually.
I think so.
Saturday, June 15, 2019
PRETTY SECRET STUFF
A 29ish Tim is brushing his teeth with my new model 747 toothbrush in the beginning and the ending of Episode 16.
The one where he stands in for the 58ish Uncle Martian's chest exray; for a prophetic rehearsal of the upcoming physical transfiguration condition.
The older REVELATION 12 baby boomer uncle being the original accidental tourist from the Red Planet to visit the millennials' strange looking younger Green New Deal Planet.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
FATHERS DAY NOTES: Not only is no one above the law, but no one is below the law.
Ergo, the FBI has no business telling us who to talk to, who not to talk to, what to say about it, or what to think about it.
For example.
All insider trading stock market laws and regulations are complete FDRLBJMLK bullshit.
All hate crime laws are complete FDRLBJMLK bullshit.
All campaign regulations and rules are complete FDRLBJMLK bullshit.
All of the above utopian shit having been created by the lawyerly Jews.
All of which is being completely exploited by today's rich Jewish con men and fake gossip news millionaires.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Most of those [strict religion law] half truth liars and fakers in Iran have a half Jewish lineage; that goes way back to their ancient days of high society Babylon and Persia.
Ergo, that Persian vagina rug theme in THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
[White Russian bed pisser dossier]
Which opens with the Dude walking up to his apartment along a vagina icon with a big boner bird feeder [[TWITTER] sculpture sticking up through it.
PS NYT: The reason why PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be reelected in 2020 is because he is the most plain talking and truthfull Jewish PRESIDENT OF AMERICA since the Jewish Abraham Lincoln.
Hello again, Howard Stern, welcome home.
The one where he stands in for the 58ish Uncle Martian's chest exray; for a prophetic rehearsal of the upcoming physical transfiguration condition.
The older REVELATION 12 baby boomer uncle being the original accidental tourist from the Red Planet to visit the millennials' strange looking younger Green New Deal Planet.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
FATHERS DAY NOTES: Not only is no one above the law, but no one is below the law.
Ergo, the FBI has no business telling us who to talk to, who not to talk to, what to say about it, or what to think about it.
For example.
All insider trading stock market laws and regulations are complete FDRLBJMLK bullshit.
All hate crime laws are complete FDRLBJMLK bullshit.
All campaign regulations and rules are complete FDRLBJMLK bullshit.
All of the above utopian shit having been created by the lawyerly Jews.
All of which is being completely exploited by today's rich Jewish con men and fake gossip news millionaires.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Most of those [strict religion law] half truth liars and fakers in Iran have a half Jewish lineage; that goes way back to their ancient days of high society Babylon and Persia.
Ergo, that Persian vagina rug theme in THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
[White Russian bed pisser dossier]
Which opens with the Dude walking up to his apartment along a vagina icon with a big boner bird feeder [[TWITTER] sculpture sticking up through it.
PS NYT: The reason why PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be reelected in 2020 is because he is the most plain talking and truthfull Jewish PRESIDENT OF AMERICA since the Jewish Abraham Lincoln.
Hello again, Howard Stern, welcome home.
Friday, June 14, 2019
THE SECRET CHURCH
2BC 56 explains why the gospel of Paul will come to an end on this very very very deserving Fathers Day.
Whereas, the secret combinations of the above secretive church will become not so secret anymore.
Since today's cowardly gay ass Paulic [LDS] Christians have still only accepted Jesus Christ, but not his FATHER KNOWS BEST figure in DC 76 meets DC 86 and DC 4.
Which is the exact reason behind that Greek midget cock sucker giving today's taller blond Greek President midnight twitter cowboy so much shit.
Per that Greek temple WW III vision that George Albert Smith had in the SAINT GEORGE TEMPLE in Washington County, Utah.
Or as Gisele Bundchen and her bitches would like to put it, "Love is everything."
And therefore the law means nothing.
Think BRAZIL meets KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
ART NOTES: That stainless steel salt&pepper shaker sculpture at the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS rehearsal space on Dayton in Edmonds is about the salty cock of Jesus having lost it's savor.
[Rhymes with savior]
Like that polite society "Bland Enchilada" on the menu in EATING RAOUL, which is a variation of the name Paoul in Americano.
PS CHAD: I'm already going around the second hand shops in Lynnwood looking for a couple two three cast iron pans and pots that we can keep in the kitchen at your secret new hideaway mountain home in Plano.
PS KS: Darlie, sweetie, don't worry about a thing.
Daddy always has your back covered.
Our deal in DC 58 will always and forever remain the same.
You bring the fine $100 wine, and your fine girlfriend too, I bring the desert.
STICKY NOTES: Jennifer Aniston now has a crush on who?..
Get in line you old fat has been bitch.
Take a number and sit on it.
First come, first served.
"You left me just when I needed you the most..."
LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS.
NO.16 NOTES: The very impatient Uncle Martian tries to get back home too fast in his new and improved 1963 ALFA SPIDER episode in the so called 'RX FOR A MARTIAN' tv show.
Notice this episode's blond shampoo haircut job on the antihero.
2020 VISION NOTES: Last night I dreamed that Joe Biden was almost catching up with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the 2020 election poles.
Which actually kind of surprised me, all things considered.
Oh well, all is well that ends well.
One half a loaf is better than no loaf.
Whereas, the secret combinations of the above secretive church will become not so secret anymore.
Since today's cowardly gay ass Paulic [LDS] Christians have still only accepted Jesus Christ, but not his FATHER KNOWS BEST figure in DC 76 meets DC 86 and DC 4.
Which is the exact reason behind that Greek midget cock sucker giving today's taller blond Greek President midnight twitter cowboy so much shit.
Per that Greek temple WW III vision that George Albert Smith had in the SAINT GEORGE TEMPLE in Washington County, Utah.
Or as Gisele Bundchen and her bitches would like to put it, "Love is everything."
And therefore the law means nothing.
Think BRAZIL meets KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
ART NOTES: That stainless steel salt&pepper shaker sculpture at the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS rehearsal space on Dayton in Edmonds is about the salty cock of Jesus having lost it's savor.
[Rhymes with savior]
Like that polite society "Bland Enchilada" on the menu in EATING RAOUL, which is a variation of the name Paoul in Americano.
PS CHAD: I'm already going around the second hand shops in Lynnwood looking for a couple two three cast iron pans and pots that we can keep in the kitchen at your secret new hideaway mountain home in Plano.
PS KS: Darlie, sweetie, don't worry about a thing.
Daddy always has your back covered.
Our deal in DC 58 will always and forever remain the same.
You bring the fine $100 wine, and your fine girlfriend too, I bring the desert.
STICKY NOTES: Jennifer Aniston now has a crush on who?..
Get in line you old fat has been bitch.
Take a number and sit on it.
First come, first served.
"You left me just when I needed you the most..."
LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS.
NO.16 NOTES: The very impatient Uncle Martian tries to get back home too fast in his new and improved 1963 ALFA SPIDER episode in the so called 'RX FOR A MARTIAN' tv show.
Notice this episode's blond shampoo haircut job on the antihero.
2020 VISION NOTES: Last night I dreamed that Joe Biden was almost catching up with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the 2020 election poles.
Which actually kind of surprised me, all things considered.
Oh well, all is well that ends well.
One half a loaf is better than no loaf.
Thursday, June 13, 2019
WHAT'S MY SECRET LINE?
Uncle Martian coaxes Mr and Mrs Willis into a secret midnight COAST TO COAST conversation with the dead sister; in order to confirm the second will and testiment of the two witnesses episode that came out on January 12, 1964.
Whose "inflamed indignaties" are like the flames shooting out of their two mouths for 1260 days in REVELATION 12.
And there is nothing that the sleepy bear Mitt Romney, or the sleepy bear George Will, can do about it.
Ergo, those two scary bed sheet ghosts of Judah and Ephraim during the show finale.
Because most of the folks who can't sleep, and are listening to after dark talk radio, are actually lying in bed under the sheets.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES RADIO
PETCO NOTES: For the past two weeks, I've never seen so many happy dogs with wagging tails in my life.
Coming in every size, shape and color.
Or as the old saying goes, "It's starting to feel like Christmas in July."
Whose "inflamed indignaties" are like the flames shooting out of their two mouths for 1260 days in REVELATION 12.
And there is nothing that the sleepy bear Mitt Romney, or the sleepy bear George Will, can do about it.
Ergo, those two scary bed sheet ghosts of Judah and Ephraim during the show finale.
Because most of the folks who can't sleep, and are listening to after dark talk radio, are actually lying in bed under the sheets.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES RADIO
PETCO NOTES: For the past two weeks, I've never seen so many happy dogs with wagging tails in my life.
Coming in every size, shape and color.
Or as the old saying goes, "It's starting to feel like Christmas in July."
MY SECRET ONE DOLLAR TOOTH BRUSH
I found an amazing new red, white and blue tooth brush at THE DOLLAR STORE Wednesday, located nextdoor to the no.129 TRADER JOES in Lynwood.
The same day that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP revealed the new patriotic look for his top secret communications AIRFORCE ONE tourist jet.
Most of BOEING's 747s are manufactured right here at Paine Field of course, especially the older ones.
So right there we got enough material for Jim Carrey to brush out his first dozen DESERVING FATHERS airplane paintings at the Edmonds art fair.
So what, a lot of PICASSOs also look like they were painted by a 7 year-old girl.
Just imagine the billion dollars in free publicity for Carrey's upcoming art exhibit in Toronto on June 20.
When all of high society shows up too late for that one.
Only to discover that the better half of his shit had already been sold out, on the down low, to a small group of wheeling and dealing Russian oligarch art collecters; most of whom are as Jewish as Donald Trump.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Since your father was Catholic Irish English military, I'm just assuming that you can do a pretty good middle class Brooklyn immigrant accent for my ingenious MOONSTRUCK rip off remake that takes place in Queens, NY.
Oddly enough, Sienna Miller's exhusband might just be perfect for the part.
Wherein the first film's high society opera house scenes will be replaced by some off Broadway play directed by the rather heavy handed Niel LaBute.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: In episode 15 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, Mr & Mrs Willis give the cool cat named Max his mother's rightfully deserved inheritance money.
So then he can retire like a king at some luxuray boarding house with full boating privileges.
The same day that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP revealed the new patriotic look for his top secret communications AIRFORCE ONE tourist jet.
Most of BOEING's 747s are manufactured right here at Paine Field of course, especially the older ones.
So right there we got enough material for Jim Carrey to brush out his first dozen DESERVING FATHERS airplane paintings at the Edmonds art fair.
So what, a lot of PICASSOs also look like they were painted by a 7 year-old girl.
Just imagine the billion dollars in free publicity for Carrey's upcoming art exhibit in Toronto on June 20.
When all of high society shows up too late for that one.
Only to discover that the better half of his shit had already been sold out, on the down low, to a small group of wheeling and dealing Russian oligarch art collecters; most of whom are as Jewish as Donald Trump.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Since your father was Catholic Irish English military, I'm just assuming that you can do a pretty good middle class Brooklyn immigrant accent for my ingenious MOONSTRUCK rip off remake that takes place in Queens, NY.
Oddly enough, Sienna Miller's exhusband might just be perfect for the part.
Wherein the first film's high society opera house scenes will be replaced by some off Broadway play directed by the rather heavy handed Niel LaBute.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: In episode 15 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, Mr & Mrs Willis give the cool cat named Max his mother's rightfully deserved inheritance money.
So then he can retire like a king at some luxuray boarding house with full boating privileges.
Wednesday, June 12, 2019
THE ART OF THE DEAL SECRET
We're gonna need an authentic certificate of origin for every Jim Carrey oil painting that we sell for cash money to our private Russian collector connections at the Edmonds art fair this Fathers Day.
I know it's late. But with today's computer mobility, we can knock out a personally signed "birth certificate" for every deal.
Either that, or we'll need to have the actor show up in person; while preferably working on his latest signed and autographed oil painting right there in the tent.
For at least two big ones a pop naturally.
Whereas, Carrey is well known for knocking out an original full size oil on canvas in under 30 minutes.
Let's see; two big ones every hour over the course of the three day art festival's 30 hours comes to 60 big ones.
Not bad, you might as well be making a little sweet mullah while you're doing nothing anyway.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES INVESTMENT LETTER
PS LETTERMAN: What happened to Donald Trump was you.
I know it's late. But with today's computer mobility, we can knock out a personally signed "birth certificate" for every deal.
Either that, or we'll need to have the actor show up in person; while preferably working on his latest signed and autographed oil painting right there in the tent.
For at least two big ones a pop naturally.
Whereas, Carrey is well known for knocking out an original full size oil on canvas in under 30 minutes.
Let's see; two big ones every hour over the course of the three day art festival's 30 hours comes to 60 big ones.
Not bad, you might as well be making a little sweet mullah while you're doing nothing anyway.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES INVESTMENT LETTER
PS LETTERMAN: What happened to Donald Trump was you.
THE SECRET TALK SHOW CONVERSATION
David Letterman should do a new tourist talk show on the down low called MY NEXT GUEST NEEDS MORE INTRODUCTION.
Wherein he might talk to such well known colorful figures as a Mark Levin or a Clyde Lewis.
Who are always out there somewhere, but are never really heard of, or seen by, Letterman's usual polite society audiences.
Most of whom never get off of their talk show sofas at home, or the office, and go visit other more exotic and unusual places full of strange looking people.
For example.
In THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST trailer, that guy sitting next to William Hurt on the airplane is Rush Limbaugh, circa 1988.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: My flash vision of you painting a picture on the beach in Edmonds now looks like a Fathers Day art festival happening.
PS JIM CARREY: Edmonds is chock full of rich white polite society MICROSOFT widower never Trumpers.
So how about we go 50/50 on a 12x12 tent exhibit of your past 42 months of oil painting works at the Edmonds Art Fair?
I don't know about you. But yours truly could always use another fast couple two three big ones, cash money on the barrel.
Wherein he might talk to such well known colorful figures as a Mark Levin or a Clyde Lewis.
Who are always out there somewhere, but are never really heard of, or seen by, Letterman's usual polite society audiences.
Most of whom never get off of their talk show sofas at home, or the office, and go visit other more exotic and unusual places full of strange looking people.
For example.
In THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST trailer, that guy sitting next to William Hurt on the airplane is Rush Limbaugh, circa 1988.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: My flash vision of you painting a picture on the beach in Edmonds now looks like a Fathers Day art festival happening.
PS JIM CARREY: Edmonds is chock full of rich white polite society MICROSOFT widower never Trumpers.
So how about we go 50/50 on a 12x12 tent exhibit of your past 42 months of oil painting works at the Edmonds Art Fair?
I don't know about you. But yours truly could always use another fast couple two three big ones, cash money on the barrel.
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
MY SECRET SONS OF BITCHES
Today I took the 196 bus back from the village, where that little Jewish boy in the back seat of THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST trailer was seated across from me.
The one who knows more about the history of BOEING jet making at PAINE FIELD than your average Joe Blow who works there.
Pretty suspicious stuff actually...
Like, "Two [Russian spy] guys talking at an airport..." says Sergi talking into an annonomous stainless steel lobby Portland airport payphone in ZERO EFFECT.
Which ends with me talking on a secret payphone to my secret wife at the same airport.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES DOSSIERS
JERRY LEWIS MOVIE QUOTES: "If you want some of this baby, you'll have to get in line." and "You should get cancer and die!!"
THE NUTTY PROFESSOR meets THE KING OF COMEDY.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: The reason why I missed your birthday wishes on INSTAGRAM was because the WORD was not yet in about me casting you in my MOONSTRUCK remake.
Obviously, you would be perfect for the part.
However, THE ROYAL WE have not yet found a suitable 39ish looking male acter to role play your counterpart.
Oh well, happy birthday anyway.
The one who knows more about the history of BOEING jet making at PAINE FIELD than your average Joe Blow who works there.
Pretty suspicious stuff actually...
Like, "Two [Russian spy] guys talking at an airport..." says Sergi talking into an annonomous stainless steel lobby Portland airport payphone in ZERO EFFECT.
Which ends with me talking on a secret payphone to my secret wife at the same airport.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES DOSSIERS
JERRY LEWIS MOVIE QUOTES: "If you want some of this baby, you'll have to get in line." and "You should get cancer and die!!"
THE NUTTY PROFESSOR meets THE KING OF COMEDY.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: The reason why I missed your birthday wishes on INSTAGRAM was because the WORD was not yet in about me casting you in my MOONSTRUCK remake.
Obviously, you would be perfect for the part.
However, THE ROYAL WE have not yet found a suitable 39ish looking male acter to role play your counterpart.
Oh well, happy birthday anyway.
THE SECRET CONVERSATION MOVIE TRAILER
Francisco Coppola's THE CONVERSATION came out in the same year that I married that Catholic cunt from France in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Therevore, THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST trailer shows what a big surprise it is when the Jewish TRAVEL section writers at the NYT learn that they should actually go out and really communicate with the little village people who talk different than them.
Whereas that tourist guide who crashed on top of that look alike TRUMP TOWER was from the other East Clinton.
Because Hillary Clinton actually has nothing in common with small town America.
Never has, never will.
THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST co-starring polite society's stereotypical Bill Hurt meets George Will types and all that crap.
Damn straight, "The Democrats are hurting like you can't believe!!" Rush Limbaugh
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Therevore, THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST trailer shows what a big surprise it is when the Jewish TRAVEL section writers at the NYT learn that they should actually go out and really communicate with the little village people who talk different than them.
Whereas that tourist guide who crashed on top of that look alike TRUMP TOWER was from the other East Clinton.
Because Hillary Clinton actually has nothing in common with small town America.
Never has, never will.
THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST co-starring polite society's stereotypical Bill Hurt meets George Will types and all that crap.
Damn straight, "The Democrats are hurting like you can't believe!!" Rush Limbaugh
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Monday, June 10, 2019
THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST'S SECRETS
After reading about that deadly STATUE OF LIBERTY roof top tourist helicopter accident at 787 and 7th in the NYT city, I decided to see if STEVES EUROPE had a DVD of THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST, circa 1988.
But when I walked in the door, some panicked gal pushed me aside.
Who was being attacked by a big black crow outside.
Pretty scary stuff actually.
When one thinks that Hitchcock's THE BIRDS prophecy was about the EZEKIEL 38 invasion of California by today's illegal aliens who vote 85% Jewish Democrat.
Yours truly probably being the biggest accidental tourist in all of Edmonds.
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!" Dr. Frankenfurter in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO TOURISTS NEWSLETTER
SIGHT SEEING NOTES: Shitting on the dumper at STARBUCKS today, I heard an older gal outside the door say, "Edmonds has a [cloud] bubble over it... That seems to protect it from everywhere else. It's like a little [seaside] village."
As God is my witness.
My right arm to the square.
Hand on the Bible.
My other hand wiping my butt...
"Ok, that's enough." AP:II.
PS KEN KEISLER: Since you and I were fellow tourist in Florence back around 1988, I will be looking very carefully to see if any of the inspired art works at the Edmonds' Fathers Day art fair might have Russian imported metal framings.
Ergo, "I'm now selling my collection of paintings just to make my child support payments." Mel Gibson.
But when I walked in the door, some panicked gal pushed me aside.
Who was being attacked by a big black crow outside.
Pretty scary stuff actually.
When one thinks that Hitchcock's THE BIRDS prophecy was about the EZEKIEL 38 invasion of California by today's illegal aliens who vote 85% Jewish Democrat.
Yours truly probably being the biggest accidental tourist in all of Edmonds.
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!" Dr. Frankenfurter in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO TOURISTS NEWSLETTER
SIGHT SEEING NOTES: Shitting on the dumper at STARBUCKS today, I heard an older gal outside the door say, "Edmonds has a [cloud] bubble over it... That seems to protect it from everywhere else. It's like a little [seaside] village."
As God is my witness.
My right arm to the square.
Hand on the Bible.
My other hand wiping my butt...
"Ok, that's enough." AP:II.
PS KEN KEISLER: Since you and I were fellow tourist in Florence back around 1988, I will be looking very carefully to see if any of the inspired art works at the Edmonds' Fathers Day art fair might have Russian imported metal framings.
Ergo, "I'm now selling my collection of paintings just to make my child support payments." Mel Gibson.
MY SECRET LITTLE CHILDRENS BOOK
"I will make darkness light before them,..." ISAIAH 42:16
Steve is coming out with his own spooky small [REVELATION 10] chapters book series on QUIBI that will only play after dark.
Actually when yours truly is often writing his next GSR/TWN posting.
Pretty scary stuff, but hey, if you can't beat em join em.
Meanwhile, chapter 14 is about the invisible man from planet 9 in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN causing the sleepless Jewish newspaper reporter to return back to his small home town values roots.
See every film noir movie trailer ever made where the bad guy turns out to be the good guy.
Like in DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID, just for starters.
"From the people who brought you the jerk, try to make it up to you."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Steve is coming out with his own spooky small [REVELATION 10] chapters book series on QUIBI that will only play after dark.
Actually when yours truly is often writing his next GSR/TWN posting.
Pretty scary stuff, but hey, if you can't beat em join em.
Meanwhile, chapter 14 is about the invisible man from planet 9 in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN causing the sleepless Jewish newspaper reporter to return back to his small home town values roots.
See every film noir movie trailer ever made where the bad guy turns out to be the good guy.
Like in DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID, just for starters.
"From the people who brought you the jerk, try to make it up to you."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Sunday, June 9, 2019
MY SECRET TECHNIQUE
They had just laid down the red carpet below my nude KING DAVID statue when I arrived up there Sunday afternoon.
Carrying a brown bag with 3 pieces of smoked chichen thighs from the HERO ACE HARDWARE store for steel hammers and green grass rakes.
In confirmation of all those kiddie art contest posters on the south east corner of 6th and Main St. titled "MOST DESERVING DADS".
The cock of Jesse in ISAIAH 11 etc. having more REVELATION 12 children than your average mormon polygamist sex cult guru ranch millionaire in Washington County, Utah.
Whereas, Edmonds' art [film] festival happening on this FATHERS DAY is going to be a very special purpose stand alone movie premiere event.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES FILM FESTIVAL.
PS MEGAN FOX: Happy Fathers Day.
Say hello to the kids for me.
THE JOY OF SEX NOTES: Fucking Jesus sex is not about any particular style, method or technique.
It's more about making really cute and happy healthy babies who have those dreamy blue eyes, and that special killer smile.
PS BRUCE: The reason why I want The Trox to direct and produce my first two DUBBLE WHAMMY screenplays is because I don't have the time to duck around with it.
Of all people, you should know where I'm coming from.
Carrying a brown bag with 3 pieces of smoked chichen thighs from the HERO ACE HARDWARE store for steel hammers and green grass rakes.
In confirmation of all those kiddie art contest posters on the south east corner of 6th and Main St. titled "MOST DESERVING DADS".
The cock of Jesse in ISAIAH 11 etc. having more REVELATION 12 children than your average mormon polygamist sex cult guru ranch millionaire in Washington County, Utah.
Whereas, Edmonds' art [film] festival happening on this FATHERS DAY is going to be a very special purpose stand alone movie premiere event.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES FILM FESTIVAL.
PS MEGAN FOX: Happy Fathers Day.
Say hello to the kids for me.
THE JOY OF SEX NOTES: Fucking Jesus sex is not about any particular style, method or technique.
It's more about making really cute and happy healthy babies who have those dreamy blue eyes, and that special killer smile.
PS BRUCE: The reason why I want The Trox to direct and produce my first two DUBBLE WHAMMY screenplays is because I don't have the time to duck around with it.
Of all people, you should know where I'm coming from.
Saturday, June 8, 2019
MY SECRET SPANISH FLY TRAP
The tall blond X wife of Jeff Goldblum just got an honorary OSCAR for starring in EARTH GIRLS ARE EAZY meets the science fiction news remake of THE FLY.
In confirmation of Woody Allen shooting his next Spanish fly pill movie for film festival swingers in Spain, starting this 7.10.
"And not even Austin Powers can stop me." Says Seattle's Dr.Evil in AP:111.
So now I'm supposed to go back to my original SON OF LEBOWSKI sailboat dog synopsis rip off of SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE that takes place on Lake Union?
You gotta be joking.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
TOURIST NOTES: That little white church located nextdoor to STEVES EUROPE is at the secret street number 404.
Where a gold 911, sporting a rear jet wing "spoiler" was secretly parked at the curb there today.
Hey, if it can go from zero to sixtyfive in 5.6 seconds, there has to be a God given reason for it.
Look it up if you don't believe it.
In confirmation of Woody Allen shooting his next Spanish fly pill movie for film festival swingers in Spain, starting this 7.10.
"And not even Austin Powers can stop me." Says Seattle's Dr.Evil in AP:111.
So now I'm supposed to go back to my original SON OF LEBOWSKI sailboat dog synopsis rip off of SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE that takes place on Lake Union?
You gotta be joking.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
TOURIST NOTES: That little white church located nextdoor to STEVES EUROPE is at the secret street number 404.
Where a gold 911, sporting a rear jet wing "spoiler" was secretly parked at the curb there today.
Hey, if it can go from zero to sixtyfive in 5.6 seconds, there has to be a God given reason for it.
Look it up if you don't believe it.
GREG'S SECRET HARD ASS BITCHES
I had another nice and friendly dream about Charlize Theron last night.
Not exactly like one of my FUCK ME JESUS!! dreams about Sienna Miller or Emma Watson. Not to mention Ms Miley Sire Us.
But still very satisfying and memorable in it's own special way.
Wherein we were walking along together, and I noticed that she looked shorter than usual.
So I asked her if she would stand up more straight so I could see how tall she actually was.
And then she looked more 5'10" than 5'5".
Later, I had a vision of me standing on the south east corner of 6th and Main down in the Edmonds village.
Having already decided to go back down there and take another long hard look at that little white church next to STEVES EUROPE.
To see if there are any correlations to my little white church dead ringer debut in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Since the longest running ever midnight movie at small independent movie theaters was made in England for Ohio.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS JULIA ROBERTS: That new Spanish tourist SANTE FE steak house opening down at the round in Edmonds is for you mama.
Yet just another road sign that today's better Mexican restaurants are trending more towards their authentic cuisine roots from Spain.
Not exactly like one of my FUCK ME JESUS!! dreams about Sienna Miller or Emma Watson. Not to mention Ms Miley Sire Us.
But still very satisfying and memorable in it's own special way.
Wherein we were walking along together, and I noticed that she looked shorter than usual.
So I asked her if she would stand up more straight so I could see how tall she actually was.
And then she looked more 5'10" than 5'5".
Later, I had a vision of me standing on the south east corner of 6th and Main down in the Edmonds village.
Having already decided to go back down there and take another long hard look at that little white church next to STEVES EUROPE.
To see if there are any correlations to my little white church dead ringer debut in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Since the longest running ever midnight movie at small independent movie theaters was made in England for Ohio.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JULIA ROBERTS: That new Spanish tourist SANTE FE steak house opening down at the round in Edmonds is for you mama.
Yet just another road sign that today's better Mexican restaurants are trending more towards their authentic cuisine roots from Spain.
Friday, June 7, 2019
GREG'S SECRET CHICHEN SHIT RECIPE
Sitting at my cafe table in front of Lynnwood's retro 1960s AMC 16 cinemas, complete with roof top antennae from THE JETSONS meets MY FAVORITE MARTIAN; something told me to hold off seeing it until next week.
And it did not help at all by seeing some guy walk by in a grey T-top that said 'TASTES LIKE CHICHEN, SMELLS LIKE FOWL'.
Ergo, sweet on the tongue, bitter in the stomach, per REVELATION 10.
Come on... No fucking way man!
Plus, I just got back in change a 1981 nickel and a [Sienna] Miller house Ozarks quarter for my 16 oz. PIKE.
See every charming Christmas season tourist YOUTUBE ever produced by STEVES EUROPE about yours truly living in Siena, Italia; circa November 23, 1972.
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PS KEN KEISLER: That late night truckers cap coffee shop in Fife [Scotland] Tacoma called POODLES was an I-5 exit 24/7 prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP forever.
No wonder Susan had such a thing for Scotties; coffee cups, ash trays, lamp vases, you name it.
PS ELTON JOHN: Jesus made you his special sweet&sour queer bait dish that would catch his more wiser 5 young teenager virgins of Sodom and Egypt, even before you were born.
Of course, this was back in the day when aborting children was not so cool.
And it did not help at all by seeing some guy walk by in a grey T-top that said 'TASTES LIKE CHICHEN, SMELLS LIKE FOWL'.
Ergo, sweet on the tongue, bitter in the stomach, per REVELATION 10.
Come on... No fucking way man!
Plus, I just got back in change a 1981 nickel and a [Sienna] Miller house Ozarks quarter for my 16 oz. PIKE.
See every charming Christmas season tourist YOUTUBE ever produced by STEVES EUROPE about yours truly living in Siena, Italia; circa November 23, 1972.
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PS KEN KEISLER: That late night truckers cap coffee shop in Fife [Scotland] Tacoma called POODLES was an I-5 exit 24/7 prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP forever.
No wonder Susan had such a thing for Scotties; coffee cups, ash trays, lamp vases, you name it.
PS ELTON JOHN: Jesus made you his special sweet&sour queer bait dish that would catch his more wiser 5 young teenager virgins of Sodom and Egypt, even before you were born.
Of course, this was back in the day when aborting children was not so cool.
MY SECRET FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
"I will open rivers in high places, and fountains in the midst of the valleys: I will make the wilderness a pool of water, and the dry land springs of water." ISAIAH 41:18.
Edmonds' fountain in the round is located off center, in front of a mother's child's gift shop.
In order to see it as a mother with child vision of art for REVELATION 12; nextdoor to my SAILOR DOG [children's book] nautical gift shop.
Where the muddy brown flood waters in Ark and OK are still threatening the little white church ladies in the wilderness.
Even that special place in the wilderness that Tim uses to seduce the blond sister in episode 13 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
When according to the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY, both sides of the pink planet will align themselves against high society's poodle people and turn them into Ben/gals.
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PS BRAD PITT: The gay dude gets it when hiding in the closet in BURN AFTER READING.
Does that mean anything to you on a personal level?
Talk about method acting.
PS ELLEN PAGE: Daddy can't wait for you, and your girlfriend too, to get stuck on his smelly sticky penis fly trap in AN AMERICAN TOURIST IN FLORENCE.
Yum Yum...
Edmonds' fountain in the round is located off center, in front of a mother's child's gift shop.
In order to see it as a mother with child vision of art for REVELATION 12; nextdoor to my SAILOR DOG [children's book] nautical gift shop.
Where the muddy brown flood waters in Ark and OK are still threatening the little white church ladies in the wilderness.
Even that special place in the wilderness that Tim uses to seduce the blond sister in episode 13 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
When according to the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY, both sides of the pink planet will align themselves against high society's poodle people and turn them into Ben/gals.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRAD PITT: The gay dude gets it when hiding in the closet in BURN AFTER READING.
Does that mean anything to you on a personal level?
Talk about method acting.
PS ELLEN PAGE: Daddy can't wait for you, and your girlfriend too, to get stuck on his smelly sticky penis fly trap in AN AMERICAN TOURIST IN FLORENCE.
Yum Yum...
Thursday, June 6, 2019
MY SECRET PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
The Jewish controlled CIA/FBI/NYT apparatus started to secretly spy on PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP way back in 2015, because by then they already knew that he was a regular secret reader of my SAILOR DOG chain letter.
Remember, BURN AFTER READING was made even before the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 was illegally elected in secret in back in 2008.
So by then, the entrenched 666 beasts of Sodom and Egypt were alreally on high alert.
Wherefore, the NASDAQ did 7615.55 on D-Day 75 for a tribute to the 555' Egyptian slave owner monument to George Washington er all.
"I'm there dude!" SON OF LEBOWSKI
"It's all good dude." THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI
Whereas, hundreds of old worthless WWII era steel file cabinets full of secret Pentagon papers were destroyed when that BOEING number crashed into the Pentagon on 911.
In confirmation of my DAVIDIAN nude statue in Edmonds reaching his arms high up into the sky towards BOEING's prophetically named PAINE FIELD; for a visionary EZEKIEL 10 medicine wheels prophecy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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WINE NOTES: Back in January, the owner of ARISTA suggested that I probably could get a gig over at STEVES EUROPE this next September; since I do speak Italian with an authentic crystal clear Toscany accent.
Plus, it doesn't hurt that I played a major role in the making of Fellini's ROMA on my work resume.
Remember, BURN AFTER READING was made even before the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 was illegally elected in secret in back in 2008.
So by then, the entrenched 666 beasts of Sodom and Egypt were alreally on high alert.
Wherefore, the NASDAQ did 7615.55 on D-Day 75 for a tribute to the 555' Egyptian slave owner monument to George Washington er all.
"I'm there dude!" SON OF LEBOWSKI
"It's all good dude." THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI
Whereas, hundreds of old worthless WWII era steel file cabinets full of secret Pentagon papers were destroyed when that BOEING number crashed into the Pentagon on 911.
In confirmation of my DAVIDIAN nude statue in Edmonds reaching his arms high up into the sky towards BOEING's prophetically named PAINE FIELD; for a visionary EZEKIEL 10 medicine wheels prophecy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
WINE NOTES: Back in January, the owner of ARISTA suggested that I probably could get a gig over at STEVES EUROPE this next September; since I do speak Italian with an authentic crystal clear Toscany accent.
Plus, it doesn't hurt that I played a major role in the making of Fellini's ROMA on my work resume.
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
MY SECRET DOUBLE
The Olympic Penninsula's Hyw.101 NASTY index did a double 7575 number on the eve of the 75th D-DAY beach communities invasion.
"The beaches in Normandy look just like..." the ones in Greys County, Washington.
Not to put any words into the mouths of those older American tourists in one of STEVES EUROPE travel videos.
Especially that one about touring France's many underrated ONE STAR RATED family owned and operated country farm restaurants.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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NYT NOTES: Wednesday's intense full page ad for BODYGUARD was corroborated by Edmonds finest cruising by Jackie Treehorn every half hour or so just to make sure that he is all safe and sound.
"The beaches in Normandy look just like..." the ones in Greys County, Washington.
Not to put any words into the mouths of those older American tourists in one of STEVES EUROPE travel videos.
Especially that one about touring France's many underrated ONE STAR RATED family owned and operated country farm restaurants.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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NYT NOTES: Wednesday's intense full page ad for BODYGUARD was corroborated by Edmonds finest cruising by Jackie Treehorn every half hour or so just to make sure that he is all safe and sound.
THE SECRETV CHILD ACTER VIRGIN
Steve is really into foreign [planet] tourism in episode 13.
So much so, that his older sister Jennie worries that his wild imagination no longer let's him know the difference between what is real and what is make believe.
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian is hiking up Sunset [HOTEL] Mountain in search of today's G-link newsletter material to repair his silver 1969 ALFA SPIDER look alike convertible.
Not to be confused with his later 1974 FIAT SPIDER convertible.
Both of which had a well deserved reputation for having high RPM maintenance issues.
"I just got tired of dealing with all of her shit." Said Ms Swift's previous lover; a.k.a. Justin Theroux.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS STEVES: Have you ever thought about branching out into low budget Italian movies, circa 1973?
"I have the new young talent, you already have the video distribution set up..." paraphrasing yours truly in BOOGIE NIGHTS meets SON OF LEBOWSKI.
So much so, that his older sister Jennie worries that his wild imagination no longer let's him know the difference between what is real and what is make believe.
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian is hiking up Sunset [HOTEL] Mountain in search of today's G-link newsletter material to repair his silver 1969 ALFA SPIDER look alike convertible.
Not to be confused with his later 1974 FIAT SPIDER convertible.
Both of which had a well deserved reputation for having high RPM maintenance issues.
"I just got tired of dealing with all of her shit." Said Ms Swift's previous lover; a.k.a. Justin Theroux.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS STEVES: Have you ever thought about branching out into low budget Italian movies, circa 1973?
"I have the new young talent, you already have the video distribution set up..." paraphrasing yours truly in BOOGIE NIGHTS meets SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
MY SECRET PART IN ALL OF THIS
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's 4-day vacation in London has all the trappings and harbingers of being a major confirmation of the Reagan era's AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON prophecy.
See every YOUTUBE video ever made by STEVES EUROPE about American tourists in London.
Who I saw getting into a brand new grey pickup bearing '...1981' plates the other day as I walked by; his old grey haired ghostly looking mother riding shootgun.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS ERIC: Those fountain springs in Edmonds represent the waters of eternal life in ISAIAH 35:7.
Ergo, all of my visions and dreams about Mel Gibson er all that involve the use of my stepfather's stainless 211 COLT 357.
So I went up to see my dark grey shadow man statue again today, and saw some guy who looked like you did back in 1984.
Who was "anxiously engaged" on his iPHONE with somebody about something, while nervously pacing around the roof top deck.
PS MILEY CIRUS: That animal who tried to bite you in the neck in Spain was about that AMBER ALERT in Belgrade, Montana.
Sorry about that.
I know, sometimes I do get a bit carried away.
Especially during early June's nymphing season.
You should have heard how Bob Triggs reacted after I told him that I only use attractor patterns on the North Fork in Idaho, etc.
In order to lure in the more younger and naive hungry trout with a more tender skin and soft bones.
Hell bells, anything over 14" I just throw back in anyway.
See every YOUTUBE video ever made by STEVES EUROPE about American tourists in London.
Who I saw getting into a brand new grey pickup bearing '...1981' plates the other day as I walked by; his old grey haired ghostly looking mother riding shootgun.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS ERIC: Those fountain springs in Edmonds represent the waters of eternal life in ISAIAH 35:7.
Ergo, all of my visions and dreams about Mel Gibson er all that involve the use of my stepfather's stainless 211 COLT 357.
So I went up to see my dark grey shadow man statue again today, and saw some guy who looked like you did back in 1984.
Who was "anxiously engaged" on his iPHONE with somebody about something, while nervously pacing around the roof top deck.
PS MILEY CIRUS: That animal who tried to bite you in the neck in Spain was about that AMBER ALERT in Belgrade, Montana.
Sorry about that.
I know, sometimes I do get a bit carried away.
Especially during early June's nymphing season.
You should have heard how Bob Triggs reacted after I told him that I only use attractor patterns on the North Fork in Idaho, etc.
In order to lure in the more younger and naive hungry trout with a more tender skin and soft bones.
Hell bells, anything over 14" I just throw back in anyway.
50 SHADES OF GREY SECRETS
After sleeping on it, I went back to see more about my nude DAVIDIAN statue, after stopping at ACE hardware for more smoked chicken.
First thing I noticed was a gigantic white and grey cloud slowly drifting over Whidbey Island; which was shaped exactly like an alligator with his open JAWS positioned directly above Clinton.
Then I noticed that the grey statue was lifting his arms up to the clouds in the same direction, towards Vancouver, BC in fact.
Where they shot all of those 50 SHADES OF GREY roof top helicopter scenes that match the roof top landing pad roof of the Edmonds library.
Reminding me that my lover named Steele also worked at a small independent hardware store.
Which supposedly is located in the other Vancouver, Washington; having opened in Berlin on the 211 STEEL date of 2.11.15.
No wonder the inspired 1984 art work is a nude.
Some hours later, I saw those new street snaps of Kate Holmes [Bay] in her latest grey clouds outfit in the London DAILY MAIL.
The Edmonds library being just down the street from the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater.
In a town full of amazing restored, remodled and completely rebuilt older homes painted in every impossible shade of grey.
And the streets are filled with older grey haired dudes cruising around in their new topless gray SLs.
Hey, you might as well be doing something while you are doing nothing.
Driftwood coming in all shades of greyish white and whitish grey, lying among the steely grey sands of Puget Sound.
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PS RICHARD GERE: When I pulled out my Italian biscotto MR.GOODBAR bone shaped dipper at STARBUCKS yesterday, a guy who looked just like you used to look walked by my cafe table.
ART NOTES: Michaelangelo's name stands for ingenious art works that are inspired by Michael's angels.
PS ERIC: Michael told me at 8:31 am [EST] on Tuesday morning that, "We have a lot to talk about."
PS BRUCE TROXEL: Just guessing here, "We have a lot to talk about." is probably one of the most mighty lines in your upcoming movie called THE REGRET.
PS CHAD HARKOM: When you know who kicks the KFC bucket of chicken along the rock slides of Steve's Pass in the 1963 trailer for IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD [ANGRY] WORLD, that will be your cue to call me.
Same thing goes for you two uncle Jim and aunt Judy.
First thing I noticed was a gigantic white and grey cloud slowly drifting over Whidbey Island; which was shaped exactly like an alligator with his open JAWS positioned directly above Clinton.
Then I noticed that the grey statue was lifting his arms up to the clouds in the same direction, towards Vancouver, BC in fact.
Where they shot all of those 50 SHADES OF GREY roof top helicopter scenes that match the roof top landing pad roof of the Edmonds library.
Reminding me that my lover named Steele also worked at a small independent hardware store.
Which supposedly is located in the other Vancouver, Washington; having opened in Berlin on the 211 STEEL date of 2.11.15.
No wonder the inspired 1984 art work is a nude.
Some hours later, I saw those new street snaps of Kate Holmes [Bay] in her latest grey clouds outfit in the London DAILY MAIL.
The Edmonds library being just down the street from the DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater.
In a town full of amazing restored, remodled and completely rebuilt older homes painted in every impossible shade of grey.
And the streets are filled with older grey haired dudes cruising around in their new topless gray SLs.
Hey, you might as well be doing something while you are doing nothing.
Driftwood coming in all shades of greyish white and whitish grey, lying among the steely grey sands of Puget Sound.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS RICHARD GERE: When I pulled out my Italian biscotto MR.GOODBAR bone shaped dipper at STARBUCKS yesterday, a guy who looked just like you used to look walked by my cafe table.
ART NOTES: Michaelangelo's name stands for ingenious art works that are inspired by Michael's angels.
PS ERIC: Michael told me at 8:31 am [EST] on Tuesday morning that, "We have a lot to talk about."
PS BRUCE TROXEL: Just guessing here, "We have a lot to talk about." is probably one of the most mighty lines in your upcoming movie called THE REGRET.
PS CHAD HARKOM: When you know who kicks the KFC bucket of chicken along the rock slides of Steve's Pass in the 1963 trailer for IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD [ANGRY] WORLD, that will be your cue to call me.
Same thing goes for you two uncle Jim and aunt Judy.
Monday, June 3, 2019
MY SECRET CUT
They found a cat cut in half, code named Blue, in a public school yard in Sacramento on the same day I tried the smoked half cut chichen last week at HERO ACE HARDWARE in Edmonds.
In confirmation of the final two cuts in DANUEL 9; as represented by the cut scare on the marred servant's forehead in 3NEPHI 20/21.
Which was about last night's visionary dream about George Clooney getting arrested for secretly taping my father's desk phone at BOEING, circa 1965.
Back when he was working on their top secret patriotic IBM MINUTEMAN missile project.
And as they dragged him away I saw something fall out of his back pocket.
Which I picked up and found it to be a really nice 5" CASE pocketknife.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MILEY CYRUS: The same day I saw you hanging on the arms of that nude Michelangelo in a 1984 SPEEDO down in Edmonds, I also saw the other Ms Cyrus walking her big white dog along a sidewalk; as a mint black 1963ish hardtop SPEEDSTER made the corner without even slowing down.
PS ERIC: Out of the blue, I called up the lengendary Port Townsend fishing guide Bob Triggs yesterday, looking for an old 1930s era fishing shack rental with kitchenette for under $100 a night.
But when I told him that I'm only intersted in flyfishing small creeks for 8-10" native cutthroat keepers, which are good to go in the castiron wood stove frying pan, he kind of freaked out on me.
As if he had never heard about such a thing.
"And he shall tell the kings about things that they never thought about..." 2bc.info
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The beefy security guard, slash receptionist, at Edmonds' PARKS & RECREATION, informed me today that this summer's two outdoor theater showings will be held on July, 26 and August, 2.
PS ELTON JOHN: I do plan on seeing ROCKETMAN in full DOLBY stereo at the Lynnwood AMC 16 this week.
And that's a very very very bad thing.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Me now living in a low rent boarding house in [STEVES EUROPE] Edmonds is Divine publicity for my upcoming two age appropriate remakes of the LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS.
PS KEN KEISLER: Our brief little tourist stop in Florence, Italy was a prelude to you and I remaking HANNIBAL LECTURER 7 in Sienna, Italy during next summer's 2020 election season.
Heck, we both might as well be doing something, while we both are doing nothing, at that particular point in time.
In confirmation of the final two cuts in DANUEL 9; as represented by the cut scare on the marred servant's forehead in 3NEPHI 20/21.
Which was about last night's visionary dream about George Clooney getting arrested for secretly taping my father's desk phone at BOEING, circa 1965.
Back when he was working on their top secret patriotic IBM MINUTEMAN missile project.
And as they dragged him away I saw something fall out of his back pocket.
Which I picked up and found it to be a really nice 5" CASE pocketknife.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MILEY CYRUS: The same day I saw you hanging on the arms of that nude Michelangelo in a 1984 SPEEDO down in Edmonds, I also saw the other Ms Cyrus walking her big white dog along a sidewalk; as a mint black 1963ish hardtop SPEEDSTER made the corner without even slowing down.
PS ERIC: Out of the blue, I called up the lengendary Port Townsend fishing guide Bob Triggs yesterday, looking for an old 1930s era fishing shack rental with kitchenette for under $100 a night.
But when I told him that I'm only intersted in flyfishing small creeks for 8-10" native cutthroat keepers, which are good to go in the castiron wood stove frying pan, he kind of freaked out on me.
As if he had never heard about such a thing.
"And he shall tell the kings about things that they never thought about..." 2bc.info
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The beefy security guard, slash receptionist, at Edmonds' PARKS & RECREATION, informed me today that this summer's two outdoor theater showings will be held on July, 26 and August, 2.
PS ELTON JOHN: I do plan on seeing ROCKETMAN in full DOLBY stereo at the Lynnwood AMC 16 this week.
And that's a very very very bad thing.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Me now living in a low rent boarding house in [STEVES EUROPE] Edmonds is Divine publicity for my upcoming two age appropriate remakes of the LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS.
PS KEN KEISLER: Our brief little tourist stop in Florence, Italy was a prelude to you and I remaking HANNIBAL LECTURER 7 in Sienna, Italy during next summer's 2020 election season.
Heck, we both might as well be doing something, while we both are doing nothing, at that particular point in time.
Sunday, June 2, 2019
MY SECRET CASTING
A week ago I had a visionary dream of Mel Gibson sitting on the front row of an outdoor theater.
A few days later, a friend told me that they show outside movies at the Edmonds library.
So I walked up there Sunday afternoon to check it out; also seeing their amazing roof top deck view of Kingston.
Where I saw a really cute Miley Cyrus look alike hanging onto the hunky arms of my physically transfigured 29ish KING DAVID statue; a bronze casting entitled "VISION" in a pair of 1980s CALVIN KLINE underware.
The CINEMA PARADISO trailer for Sandy's all time favorite little Catholic church beach movie now comes to mind.
Co-starring the forerunner to Richard Gere in AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN [in Puget Sound] and a same age Emma Watson forerunner in every HARRY POTTER hero movie ever made about the former.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Forced equal rights is dehuminizing fascism.
Read a book for God's sake.
Don't end up like Jim Carrey.
That said, hope to God that you don't have the herpes either.
I would never wish something like that even on my worst enemies.
A few days later, a friend told me that they show outside movies at the Edmonds library.
So I walked up there Sunday afternoon to check it out; also seeing their amazing roof top deck view of Kingston.
Where I saw a really cute Miley Cyrus look alike hanging onto the hunky arms of my physically transfigured 29ish KING DAVID statue; a bronze casting entitled "VISION" in a pair of 1980s CALVIN KLINE underware.
The CINEMA PARADISO trailer for Sandy's all time favorite little Catholic church beach movie now comes to mind.
Co-starring the forerunner to Richard Gere in AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN [in Puget Sound] and a same age Emma Watson forerunner in every HARRY POTTER hero movie ever made about the former.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Forced equal rights is dehuminizing fascism.
Read a book for God's sake.
Don't end up like Jim Carrey.
That said, hope to God that you don't have the herpes either.
I would never wish something like that even on my worst enemies.
Saturday, June 1, 2019
THE SECRET SOLUTION TO TODAY'S JEWISH PROBLEM
Uncle Martian searches for his 9k "atom smasher... reversible field" unit that's needed to repair his little foreign Italian sports car number, so he can get back home fast, in no.11.
Therefore, he hooks up with some boy wonder genius named Donald Mumford at the local liberal college.
Whose high society President of the establishment just wants to get rid of the little trouble maker.
Mainly because the annoying little 13 year-old bar mitzvah prodigy thinks differently than the mainstream.
Meanwhile, we see a framed copy of THE BILL OF RIGHTS hanging on the wall.
Which declares that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
And even the episode's future Woody Allen clarenet player gets freaked out by it.
[Unlike the squirrely Jews, the red head Levites tend to be sticklers to the law.]
Whatever, Mr. Barr is your typical straight shooting Ephraimite.
As just confirmed by that square shot with a pair of .45s in the retirement plan beach community of Virginia Beach.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INSIDE JOB NOTES: Most of today's naive NYTIMES reading Jews think that the traditional Irish red head Levite cops are just like they are.
Which makes it all the more easier for them to do their job from the inside without getting noticed that much.
How else could 6,666,666 Jews have cooperated in such a civilized and orderly way with the Nazis in WW II?
85% of which still vote socialist, even in America.
70 WEEKS NOTES: AG Barr is a bar mitzvah omen about the bar of justice coming after all of those crooked cops who tried to take out PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Cuomo rhymes with Comey, yada yada.
Therefore, he hooks up with some boy wonder genius named Donald Mumford at the local liberal college.
Whose high society President of the establishment just wants to get rid of the little trouble maker.
Mainly because the annoying little 13 year-old bar mitzvah prodigy thinks differently than the mainstream.
Meanwhile, we see a framed copy of THE BILL OF RIGHTS hanging on the wall.
Which declares that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
And even the episode's future Woody Allen clarenet player gets freaked out by it.
[Unlike the squirrely Jews, the red head Levites tend to be sticklers to the law.]
Whatever, Mr. Barr is your typical straight shooting Ephraimite.
As just confirmed by that square shot with a pair of .45s in the retirement plan beach community of Virginia Beach.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INSIDE JOB NOTES: Most of today's naive NYTIMES reading Jews think that the traditional Irish red head Levite cops are just like they are.
Which makes it all the more easier for them to do their job from the inside without getting noticed that much.
How else could 6,666,666 Jews have cooperated in such a civilized and orderly way with the Nazis in WW II?
85% of which still vote socialist, even in America.
70 WEEKS NOTES: AG Barr is a bar mitzvah omen about the bar of justice coming after all of those crooked cops who tried to take out PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Cuomo rhymes with Comey, yada yada.
MILEY CYRUS' SECRET URNING BURNING HUNK OF JUNK
You know it baby, I AM is like some mother fucking A-bomb going off in the sack, times two.
"It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh, 1993-1996.
XXX
Plus that, I'll probably learn to play the James Taylor guitar too during my upcoming 15 year-long FANTASY ISLAND really tv series sailer dog sebatical.
This being the period when in my own mind I'm going to Carolina.
That is after the red states get cut off from the blue states after the 70 weeks prophecy in DANIEL 9.
Whereas, friends tell me that I sound like a sweet&sour acoustic guitar cross between James Taylor and Bob Dylan.
Think John Denver meets Kurt Cobain in TEEN SPIRIT meets ROCKY MTNS HIGH.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHAD HARKOM: Mrs. Winthrop's diamond necklace gets stolen by today's high society coctail party people in no.10.
For a prophecy about the time when half of Winthrop, Washington would burn down.
PS KIT: Today's uncircumcised 2.6 orgasm in Kitsap County was for you baby.
Happening the day after that 2.6 hit near Monroe, Utah, along the area's giant I-70 uncircumcised penis landmark.
In confirmation of those two big twisters off of I-70 Lynwood, Kansas and I-70 Ohio.
"It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh, 1993-1996.
XXX
Plus that, I'll probably learn to play the James Taylor guitar too during my upcoming 15 year-long FANTASY ISLAND really tv series sailer dog sebatical.
This being the period when in my own mind I'm going to Carolina.
That is after the red states get cut off from the blue states after the 70 weeks prophecy in DANIEL 9.
Whereas, friends tell me that I sound like a sweet&sour acoustic guitar cross between James Taylor and Bob Dylan.
Think John Denver meets Kurt Cobain in TEEN SPIRIT meets ROCKY MTNS HIGH.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHAD HARKOM: Mrs. Winthrop's diamond necklace gets stolen by today's high society coctail party people in no.10.
For a prophecy about the time when half of Winthrop, Washington would burn down.
PS KIT: Today's uncircumcised 2.6 orgasm in Kitsap County was for you baby.
Happening the day after that 2.6 hit near Monroe, Utah, along the area's giant I-70 uncircumcised penis landmark.
In confirmation of those two big twisters off of I-70 Lynwood, Kansas and I-70 Ohio.
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