Well for one thing...
If you don't know the simple answer by now to the above obvious question already, you might as well just pick up your ball and go home.
Or in other words.
If you're still not feeling and looking young enough to play on your local church league's fast pitch softball team for seniors; you are definitely doing something wrong in the short run.
See A LEAGUE OF OUR OWN meets FIELD OF DREAMS.
Featuring a 39ish Robert Redford as liberal media softball pitcher; a 29ish Bill Murray as bisexual catcher; a 49ish Robert De Niro as the older small town coach, slash local Chinese restaurant owner; Martin Scorsese as the secretive rich owner scout for a minor league team that he also owns out in Grays Harbor, Washington, yada yada.
Naturally, we're gonna need a couple of box office niggers in these two movies.
How about Spike Lee as bat boy? Who eventually becomes the struggling team's new home run batter no.44 sensation? Maybe James LeBron as some confused transgender slugger on the girl's junior league softball team who singlehandedly wins the national championship for them?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NO.14: Time to give it up and start giving it up to me. And your little dog too...
PS DR. KEMP: Your own twin PIPER just disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle seas of REVELATION 13 for a logical reason.
See THUNDERBALL meets GOLDFINGER meets POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE on this one. Right after THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN meets the SUPER BOWL in 19.
No comments:
Post a Comment