Last night I dreamed that Bill Clinton was standing right next to Donald Trump's right shoulder. Because no.42 will be openly supporting the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP by May 9, 2020.
Think GREAT BALLS OF FIRE meets THE BIG EASY.
Then the Greek President handed me three [red] cherry bombs inside of three paper cupcake bakers as some kind of a prophetic token.
Then I read this morning that Bill and Hillary are about to kick off some highly anticipated book tour for the new extended REVELATION 10 edition of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Who well, you know what they say; "Every girl has a right to change his mind."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES COOKBOOK
UPDATES: Bob Honey was driving his limo full of 30th birthday party people over to Cooperstown. As a part of God's well planned publicity tour for Cooper's new film about Trump's star on the WALK OF FAME in Hollywood. Which always comes back and is born again after every time they try to kill it.
LADY GAGA being from upstate New York, yada yada.
GREG'S RIBS: Marinate your two 3' long shanks of prime beef ribs and pork chops, with the bone left in, in a vat of red cooking wine for about 3 hours. Then dump them into your green egg BBQ unit from Scandinavia and let them slowly suffer for at least three more hours. Which should give your weekend beach house guests enough time to enjoy a little afternoon delight tea time before dinner is served.
THE JOY OF SEX BOOK NOTES: Never try to fuck after a big dinner with too many horderves and drinks. Always fuck before that in the late afternoons; before the kids come back from their after school activities.
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