My limo driver in SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL gets those two precious diamond stud earrings of Judah and Ephraim and her GREASE 2 dream guy to boot in the end.
That is after yours truly kicks some ass at THE PLAYBOY MANSION HAPPENING ending during the swinging Democrat Republican Reaganite 1980s, AGAIN!!
Or like they are now whispering behind the closed green doors in Washington, DC, "Never bullshit a bullshitter."
Not to mention SLC, UT.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
GREG'S DELI SANDWICH SPECIAL: Your tuna salad on wheat is probably a good enough offering to start with for now. But how do you know if the sliced sandwich loaf that you are using is the real thing?
Especially now that we are living in a world of fake birth certificates and fake news morning newspapers.
That part is relatively easy. Just put the brown loaf of wheat bread in the palm of your hand. And if it doesn't feel as heavy as a red clay brick. You're probably only half way there yet.
Better half a loaf than nothing.
We can always get the other half on the flip side.
PS NO.14: Some nigger just shot a musician who looks like your boyfriend in Minnesota.
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