Wednesday, October 3, 2018

THE BORING HALF LIFE OF EMMA WATTSON ER ALL

Rich little spoiled brats who have it all, and think that they have seen it all, tend to get a little bored with life when they get older. And by older I mean 27-29ish.
Therefore, along comes daddy who introduces them to a whole new exciting happening at the PLAYBOY CLUB in London and Hong Kong.
Hey girl, why settle for only one short lasting orgasim a day with your annoying immature husband boyfriend?
Who has been fucking you with his boots on for like the past 1000 years?
When you could be having two or three flash vision orgasims a night forever and ever with all of your exciting new friends in CLUB 54 meets BOOGIE NIGHTS.
Whatever, call me crazy. But just don't call me late for breakfast.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

GREG'S FAB EGG OMLETTE: Fall is the prime time for wild mushroom omelettes.
Call me a pussy eater, and I AM.
But I do usually serve my favorite half cooked runny omlettes with the sauteed sherry mushrooms on the side; Marin County, California style.
Goes well with your favorite small 6oz. glass of bed and breakfast beer.

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