Yours truly helps out my older wives in AMERICAN GIGOLO who are becoming less interesting looking. Who are in dire need of a translater and guide.
But are no more interested in my blood cleansing vampire figure who is hanging upside down from the ceiling at my Westwood, LA shag pad. Because she does not know who I AM.
But then that African ape man in REV.17 gives me my much needed 90/10 deal telephone call from Jesus. In order to get my mind right, circa 1980.
Because when I was at Charlie Theron's shag pad up in Paul Allen's Malibu happening beach party scenes; those two underaged 17 year-olds didn't even do it for me.
Oh yeah, the girls grow up faster than the boys.
Therefore, Lauren Hutton was around the same age of Charlize Theron back in 1979.
When I AM walked into her open ISAIAH 22:22 door and helped myself to a 50/50 ten virgins deal with her and Paul Allen er all.
Who is now dying from AIDS related blood cancer. And the only one who can save his square pants ass is I AM.
Hence Mr. Allen is that same look alike homogaysexual REV.9 henchman who worked for President Blofeld in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.
And if push comes to shove, and Paul Allen is forced to drop dead from HIV blood cancer sometime next year, I get 90% of $20 billion in the deal.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETER
PS BILL GATES: Saddly, many of today's shorter Jewish geeks like you are going to have to go through THE FULL MONTY experience before they can become born again at the second coming. And then start acting like your typical white christian heterosexual family man with children from north Seattle.
"I'm coming!!" Dr. Frank N Furter, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Also jokingly refered to as, THE PLAYBOY MANSION VAMPIRE HAPPENING.
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