Bod Honey just drove his limo down a hill at 60 mph and rammed it into a parked HIGHLANDER in Schoagie, New York without even once tapping on the breaks.
Which was packed full of 30 year-olds going to their BFF's 30th birthday party on Rt.30 meets Rt.30A at the T.
Then on 10.07, the crazy limo driver in DUMB AND DUMBER confirmed that what just happened was yet another October 23 omen.
Oh yeah, whatever it takes to get the girl and get the money.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Casting is everything. So how about you playing a naive 27ish sophomore in GREASE 3 who goes back to school at BROWN? Where your new roomie is Emma Watson; who is now working on her masters in entomology. Then both of you fall in love with your older and wiser college proffessor at the same time in AN IRRATIONAL MAN meets A SERIOUS MAN. Which ends up with me fucking both of you at the same time in my office.
Talk about getting an A+ on your final exams.
PS SARAH SILVERMAN: You may not have noticed it by now. But I don't like women who don't like men.
"I know you are, but what AM I ?.." PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
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