PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's second term is all about the second coming of Jesus Christ; a.k.a. THE BRANCH.
For example. I have an EZEKIEL 9 teddy bear just like the one featured in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW's DC 58 feast scenario.
Whom I was dusting off just today; when completely out of the blue Michael said, "No iPhones."
Ok, well enough I thought; the bear being an obvious 666 figure in the REVELATION 13 prophecy about talking computer gagets etc.
So I kept vacuuming my little teddy bear wearing a ski cap and scarf when Micheal spoke to me again; saying simply "February".
Happy Halloween.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
hardyfishing.com
SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: Better get your Park City, Utah ski tickets early this winter season.
Rumor has it that Jim Carrey has some little indie film [small book] surprise in store for us; possibly entitled TRAIL IN THE SNOW: By I.P. Freely.
Probably some kind of a remake take on THE INVISIBLE MAN meets THE THING.
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
GOOGLING THE TREE OF LIFE KILLINGS
WIKIPEDIA actually has a small page on Lehi's visionary dream about the tree of life and today's TRUMP TOWER situation.
Since that TREE OF LIFE temple desecration in Pittsburgh did happen in the historic regions of the RLDS temple in Kirtland, Ohio. Which is a variant of COSTCO's Jewish house brand KIRKLAND.
Ergo, the Coens first film was BLOOD SIMPLE. And their follow up to that yuuge indie film miracle from g-d was RAISING ARIZONA's blood drenched red hand of Judah prophecy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
Goop.com
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Jim Carrey er all are going nuts because of the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY. Wherein the black horse goes to war against the white horse and the red state horse because they don't want to return into Biblical slavery.
Since that TREE OF LIFE temple desecration in Pittsburgh did happen in the historic regions of the RLDS temple in Kirtland, Ohio. Which is a variant of COSTCO's Jewish house brand KIRKLAND.
Ergo, the Coens first film was BLOOD SIMPLE. And their follow up to that yuuge indie film miracle from g-d was RAISING ARIZONA's blood drenched red hand of Judah prophecy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
Goop.com
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Jim Carrey er all are going nuts because of the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY. Wherein the black horse goes to war against the white horse and the red state horse because they don't want to return into Biblical slavery.
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
ACTING LIKE A MAN CHILD
Hi's illegal adoption of Junior in RAISING ARIZONA represents Sandra Bullock and Charlize Theron's desparate adaptations of their own negro children.
Both of whom are prophetically role playing the laws of plural marriage and righteous slavery as spelled out in THE SECOND BOOK OF COMMANDMENTS.
Which is not quite the same thing as reading about it online at 2bc.info; not to mention lds.org, etc.
Kind of like that yuuge emerald stone of Jacob that was just unearthed in Africa.
In confirmation of that gentilemanly negro hand at TIFFANY.com Whose own private KENNICOT copper relief mine located out in the highlands of Utah is the metaphorical one mentioned at 2bc.info.
GSR/TWN
BACKGROUND NOTES: The relief mine above Salem, Utah that looks like a mormon temple, is a monument to that other relief gold mine owned and operated by tiffany.com.
Yeh, after the flooded out "relief mine" in Utah County is pumped out; they will probably find some priceless Nephite gold plates and sundry artifacts that are worth like about a gazillion billion dollars in terms of our eternal life ever after.
CLIFF NOTES: The Coens cast the baby face John Goodman in RAISING ARIZONA because his new 2018 sitcom remake will revolve around Jewish lesbians adopting innocent white christian babies.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Oh for Christ's sake; just divorce your childish husband and get it over with as quickly as possible.
This I can tell you. My ex wife did the same thing to me back in 1981. And I never saw her more contented and happy.
Both of whom are prophetically role playing the laws of plural marriage and righteous slavery as spelled out in THE SECOND BOOK OF COMMANDMENTS.
Which is not quite the same thing as reading about it online at 2bc.info; not to mention lds.org, etc.
Kind of like that yuuge emerald stone of Jacob that was just unearthed in Africa.
In confirmation of that gentilemanly negro hand at TIFFANY.com Whose own private KENNICOT copper relief mine located out in the highlands of Utah is the metaphorical one mentioned at 2bc.info.
GSR/TWN
BACKGROUND NOTES: The relief mine above Salem, Utah that looks like a mormon temple, is a monument to that other relief gold mine owned and operated by tiffany.com.
Yeh, after the flooded out "relief mine" in Utah County is pumped out; they will probably find some priceless Nephite gold plates and sundry artifacts that are worth like about a gazillion billion dollars in terms of our eternal life ever after.
CLIFF NOTES: The Coens cast the baby face John Goodman in RAISING ARIZONA because his new 2018 sitcom remake will revolve around Jewish lesbians adopting innocent white christian babies.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Oh for Christ's sake; just divorce your childish husband and get it over with as quickly as possible.
This I can tell you. My ex wife did the same thing to me back in 1981. And I never saw her more contented and happy.
Monday, October 29, 2018
PUTTING 1 AND 2 TOGETHER
America's African born anti hero pop culture president became an Indonesian citizen toddler before age 1. Ergo, that stolen Rev.12 baby with no real mother birth certificate in RAISING ARIZONA.
"Birthers are a disgrace to our party..." Arizona Senator John McCain role playing the Mr. Anderson cartoon character in BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, circa 1993 to 1996.
Therefore that Lion of Judah 737 MAX 8 nose dived into the REVELATION 13 sea righ after that 4.6 year-old killed [REVELATION] 11 Jews with an AR-15 BUSHMASTER.
In confirmation of the winter season INVISIBLE MAN prophecy in MARK 13.
Based upon those 11 Jewish 666ers who were slaughtered on top of Squirrel Hill like sheep; AGAIN, on the Sabbath. And that jet from Java went down on the Lord's Day, MAGA USA time.
Never forget that those 440 illegal Asian squirrely pets were dumped into a meat grinder after they were discovered hiding in the airfreight section on a KLM 747 in Amsterdam.
Back in the day when Natalie Merchant was my main girl.
Sadly, these days she never calls me up on my special Jesus BATMAN car phone anymore. Begging me to come over and fuck her.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW READER NOTES: I have left out the personal prophile info on this blog spot because I want to encourage people to get all that shit at 2bc.info, section 91.
PS MEL: It will be safe enough for you to come out after Bruce Willis breaks the ice.
"Birthers are a disgrace to our party..." Arizona Senator John McCain role playing the Mr. Anderson cartoon character in BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, circa 1993 to 1996.
Therefore that Lion of Judah 737 MAX 8 nose dived into the REVELATION 13 sea righ after that 4.6 year-old killed [REVELATION] 11 Jews with an AR-15 BUSHMASTER.
In confirmation of the winter season INVISIBLE MAN prophecy in MARK 13.
Based upon those 11 Jewish 666ers who were slaughtered on top of Squirrel Hill like sheep; AGAIN, on the Sabbath. And that jet from Java went down on the Lord's Day, MAGA USA time.
Never forget that those 440 illegal Asian squirrely pets were dumped into a meat grinder after they were discovered hiding in the airfreight section on a KLM 747 in Amsterdam.
Back in the day when Natalie Merchant was my main girl.
Sadly, these days she never calls me up on my special Jesus BATMAN car phone anymore. Begging me to come over and fuck her.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW READER NOTES: I have left out the personal prophile info on this blog spot because I want to encourage people to get all that shit at 2bc.info, section 91.
PS MEL: It will be safe enough for you to come out after Bruce Willis breaks the ice.
Sunday, October 28, 2018
RAISING ARIZONA TODAY
RAISING ARIZON's five wise virgins prophecy is about America's unfinished oak furniture king hiring a physically transfigured bomb thrower like Rush Limbaugh meets Howard Stern. Both obviously just out of hair and makeup, complete with fake potato nose, in order to get America's REVELATION 12 baby boy back again in 2020.
No.
Really.
Probably around a good 90% of the annual MOUNT RUSHMORE motorcycle gangsters in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE are huge MAGA killer riders. Based on the reported fact that 99% of them are middle aged white men.
GSR/TWN
PS SANDY: How about a rebel motorcycle gang movie in a black leather rip off called DIKES ON BIKES? Set in the late 50s? Costarring Roseanne Barr as the leader of the pack.
This one's not for free by the way.
I'm thinking Kristen Stewart works for me now in tight black 'painted on' leather pants that are about to split open in the crotch.
That is if someone doesn't do something about it pretty soon. As her girlfriends play a game of chicken with Nicole Kidman's competing rough sex riders from down under.
See GREASE and GREASE 2 and then try to put 1 and 2 together.
No.
Really.
Probably around a good 90% of the annual MOUNT RUSHMORE motorcycle gangsters in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE are huge MAGA killer riders. Based on the reported fact that 99% of them are middle aged white men.
GSR/TWN
PS SANDY: How about a rebel motorcycle gang movie in a black leather rip off called DIKES ON BIKES? Set in the late 50s? Costarring Roseanne Barr as the leader of the pack.
This one's not for free by the way.
I'm thinking Kristen Stewart works for me now in tight black 'painted on' leather pants that are about to split open in the crotch.
That is if someone doesn't do something about it pretty soon. As her girlfriends play a game of chicken with Nicole Kidman's competing rough sex riders from down under.
See GREASE and GREASE 2 and then try to put 1 and 2 together.
Saturday, October 27, 2018
JUST FOR MEN WITH A MALIBU TAN
There is a reason why the boyish Cesar Sayoc looks like a younger Orin Hatch GOP 91 year-old with a fake JUST FOR MEN shampoo and haircut.
As for a DIVINE COMEDY of the way that so many bubble boy Jews look at Utah's bubble boy Ephraimites in MISERY meets SPINAL TAP.
Ergo, Cesar's fake ID that makes him appear to be ten years younger. In fact, around the same age as the abomination of desolation in MARK 13.
Hey, everyone in life has to follow their inner voices.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
WHERE THE BOYS ARE: A boy has to wait until the last second shot in the 1960s beach party trailer for WHERE THE BOYS ARE; in order to see that the girl is Sienna Miller.
Which was released back on December 28, 1960 in America; introducing Connie Francis and Cara Delevigne.
As for a DIVINE COMEDY of the way that so many bubble boy Jews look at Utah's bubble boy Ephraimites in MISERY meets SPINAL TAP.
Ergo, Cesar's fake ID that makes him appear to be ten years younger. In fact, around the same age as the abomination of desolation in MARK 13.
Hey, everyone in life has to follow their inner voices.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
WHERE THE BOYS ARE: A boy has to wait until the last second shot in the 1960s beach party trailer for WHERE THE BOYS ARE; in order to see that the girl is Sienna Miller.
Which was released back on December 28, 1960 in America; introducing Connie Francis and Cara Delevigne.
Friday, October 26, 2018
JESUS IS THE BOMB
DR STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB is pretty much where we are at right now.
Flash forward to Kubrick's last will and testament movie made at some PLAYBOY MANSION location: co-starring me and my wife Nicole Kidman in TO DIE FOR in 2018.
Hey, stuff costs money. But only if she is worth it.
GSR/TWN
Flash forward to Kubrick's last will and testament movie made at some PLAYBOY MANSION location: co-starring me and my wife Nicole Kidman in TO DIE FOR in 2018.
Hey, stuff costs money. But only if she is worth it.
GSR/TWN
WHAT WOULD JESUS BE DOING RIGHT ABOUT NOW?
Well for one thing...
If you don't know the simple answer by now to the above obvious question already, you might as well just pick up your ball and go home.
Or in other words.
If you're still not feeling and looking young enough to play on your local church league's fast pitch softball team for seniors; you are definitely doing something wrong in the short run.
See A LEAGUE OF OUR OWN meets FIELD OF DREAMS.
Featuring a 39ish Robert Redford as liberal media softball pitcher; a 29ish Bill Murray as bisexual catcher; a 49ish Robert De Niro as the older small town coach, slash local Chinese restaurant owner; Martin Scorsese as the secretive rich owner scout for a minor league team that he also owns out in Grays Harbor, Washington, yada yada.
Naturally, we're gonna need a couple of box office niggers in these two movies.
How about Spike Lee as bat boy? Who eventually becomes the struggling team's new home run batter no.44 sensation? Maybe James LeBron as some confused transgender slugger on the girl's junior league softball team who singlehandedly wins the national championship for them?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NO.14: Time to give it up and start giving it up to me. And your little dog too...
PS DR. KEMP: Your own twin PIPER just disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle seas of REVELATION 13 for a logical reason.
See THUNDERBALL meets GOLDFINGER meets POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE on this one. Right after THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN meets the SUPER BOWL in 19.
If you don't know the simple answer by now to the above obvious question already, you might as well just pick up your ball and go home.
Or in other words.
If you're still not feeling and looking young enough to play on your local church league's fast pitch softball team for seniors; you are definitely doing something wrong in the short run.
See A LEAGUE OF OUR OWN meets FIELD OF DREAMS.
Featuring a 39ish Robert Redford as liberal media softball pitcher; a 29ish Bill Murray as bisexual catcher; a 49ish Robert De Niro as the older small town coach, slash local Chinese restaurant owner; Martin Scorsese as the secretive rich owner scout for a minor league team that he also owns out in Grays Harbor, Washington, yada yada.
Naturally, we're gonna need a couple of box office niggers in these two movies.
How about Spike Lee as bat boy? Who eventually becomes the struggling team's new home run batter no.44 sensation? Maybe James LeBron as some confused transgender slugger on the girl's junior league softball team who singlehandedly wins the national championship for them?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NO.14: Time to give it up and start giving it up to me. And your little dog too...
PS DR. KEMP: Your own twin PIPER just disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle seas of REVELATION 13 for a logical reason.
See THUNDERBALL meets GOLDFINGER meets POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE on this one. Right after THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN meets the SUPER BOWL in 19.
Thursday, October 25, 2018
SPANKING THE DONKEY
All of those unibomer fakers are getting so desparate that they are starting to use amazon as their primary home delivery service.
For example, why try to kill off Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden when they are doing such an amazing job for only minimum wage?
Meanwhile, my anti hero in THE DAY OF THE JACKASS is getting about 500k a hit job. And the S&P 500 craps out at 265610 -84 on the same day that the same thing happened at the same time.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: Last night at 2:24 am, some happy girl spelled out her name "M.i.x.i.e.l." So I googled it later and found out that it was a Dominican name in origine.
For example, why try to kill off Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden when they are doing such an amazing job for only minimum wage?
Meanwhile, my anti hero in THE DAY OF THE JACKASS is getting about 500k a hit job. And the S&P 500 craps out at 265610 -84 on the same day that the same thing happened at the same time.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: Last night at 2:24 am, some happy girl spelled out her name "M.i.x.i.e.l." So I googled it later and found out that it was a Dominican name in origine.
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
CHOKING THE MONKEY
It's looking more and more like the fullness of the %100 Jewish produced WAG THE DOG prophecy will be happening during this season's kosher BALL PARK FRANKS world series.
Don't laugh, BALL PARK is now offering all beef hot dogs on a foot long Keiser bun. That are as huge as the ones at WRIGLY FIELD in Chicago. And get this; they're now grilled, and not boiled. How times have changed.
And so what? They cost around $100 with a cheap 20 oz. beer and a bag of potato chips. What else are you going to spend your eazy come money on before you die, like ten minutes from now?
Besides, the forces that be have even increased the size of their potao chip bags from 8 oz. to 16 oz.
For when the time comes that some radical environmentalist extremist hermit from Montana starts sending mail order bombs to various liberal proffessors in order to get out the vote in 2018.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS NO.9: President Trump's press secretary in the WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON prophecy is some crazy guy who is fucking some crazy hot eastern European model from Paulo, Brazil named Gisele.
Then after showing the way for America's blond Nixon [QUAKERS] forerunner in 2020; it's !!!PARTY TIME USA!!! at THE PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.
Much like the 1960s British pop culture invasion was a prophetic REVENGE OF THE NERDS meets EASY RIDER thing.
Don't laugh, BALL PARK is now offering all beef hot dogs on a foot long Keiser bun. That are as huge as the ones at WRIGLY FIELD in Chicago. And get this; they're now grilled, and not boiled. How times have changed.
And so what? They cost around $100 with a cheap 20 oz. beer and a bag of potato chips. What else are you going to spend your eazy come money on before you die, like ten minutes from now?
Besides, the forces that be have even increased the size of their potao chip bags from 8 oz. to 16 oz.
For when the time comes that some radical environmentalist extremist hermit from Montana starts sending mail order bombs to various liberal proffessors in order to get out the vote in 2018.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS NO.9: President Trump's press secretary in the WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON prophecy is some crazy guy who is fucking some crazy hot eastern European model from Paulo, Brazil named Gisele.
Then after showing the way for America's blond Nixon [QUAKERS] forerunner in 2020; it's !!!PARTY TIME USA!!! at THE PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.
Much like the 1960s British pop culture invasion was a prophetic REVENGE OF THE NERDS meets EASY RIDER thing.
BLACK FULL LENGTH LEATHER JACKETS BY GUCCI
Nobody knows how to do Italian leather better than GUCCI.
Quindi, allora, dunque, the other night I dreamed that some jerk with a little kitchen knife was getting to close to me on a sidewalk in London, England.
So I turned around and told my boys in their full length black leather Nazi jackets do deal with it.
And no, they were not packing those little lightweight GLOCK 9 toy pistols.
More like German Swiss made HECKLER & KOCH .45 autos with full lenght metal jacket 40 round clips.
[England's superior Jewish white race royals are half Swiss German by marriage.]
Not registered or licensed to kill naturally.
As the future KING DAVID OF ENGLAND, I make up the gun ownership rules as I go along.
And I have my guys kill anybody who gets in the way of me.
Besides, at around $5000 apiece; you know full well that you can get the same damn leather trench coat knock-offs made in South Korean for about half the price.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Quindi, allora, dunque, the other night I dreamed that some jerk with a little kitchen knife was getting to close to me on a sidewalk in London, England.
So I turned around and told my boys in their full length black leather Nazi jackets do deal with it.
And no, they were not packing those little lightweight GLOCK 9 toy pistols.
More like German Swiss made HECKLER & KOCH .45 autos with full lenght metal jacket 40 round clips.
[England's superior Jewish white race royals are half Swiss German by marriage.]
Not registered or licensed to kill naturally.
As the future KING DAVID OF ENGLAND, I make up the gun ownership rules as I go along.
And I have my guys kill anybody who gets in the way of me.
Besides, at around $5000 apiece; you know full well that you can get the same damn leather trench coat knock-offs made in South Korean for about half the price.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
WHY NAZISM IS SO FUN AGAIN
Everyone loves em a sexy hard cock up the ass now and then. From KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN to EATING RAUOL to MIDNIGHT COWBOY; and the ship sails on.
For example, that vintage German WW:II plane crashed and burned on Hwy.101 in lawless California for a political science 101 lesson about contemporary politics.
Ergo, lawlessness is fascism. Law and order is Republicanism.
"I have been all over the world... And California is still the best place to live." Arnold Schwarzenegger.
As just confirmed by the voice of God in the form of those three powerful, back-to-back 6+6+6 earthquakes out in the REVELATION 13 seas west of Victoria, BC.
Where the VICTORIA'S SECRET girls are the finest robobabes in the world. And the 6" plus coastal trout creek fly fishing in October is like dying and going to heaven. And then dying and going to heaven again, and again, and again with every other casting. And after you have your fill of that. You top off your creel basket full of those big fat mushrooms that fetch around $20 a pound from the local Asian export brokers. Who then turn right around and sell them at wholesale for at least twice that in Japan and Hong Kong, etc.
Hey, overnight airfreight is not cheap.
GSR/TWN
PARTY ON IDEAS: Hold a white elephant door prize happening to kick off the evening's underaged XXX suck and fuck activities. Wherein none of your girls are all that impressed with their little cheapo piece of crap prizes. Then low and behold, some IT clown pizza delivery guy suddenly comes through the open front door and starts tossing wads of $100 up in the air, literally speaking.
For example, that vintage German WW:II plane crashed and burned on Hwy.101 in lawless California for a political science 101 lesson about contemporary politics.
Ergo, lawlessness is fascism. Law and order is Republicanism.
"I have been all over the world... And California is still the best place to live." Arnold Schwarzenegger.
As just confirmed by the voice of God in the form of those three powerful, back-to-back 6+6+6 earthquakes out in the REVELATION 13 seas west of Victoria, BC.
Where the VICTORIA'S SECRET girls are the finest robobabes in the world. And the 6" plus coastal trout creek fly fishing in October is like dying and going to heaven. And then dying and going to heaven again, and again, and again with every other casting. And after you have your fill of that. You top off your creel basket full of those big fat mushrooms that fetch around $20 a pound from the local Asian export brokers. Who then turn right around and sell them at wholesale for at least twice that in Japan and Hong Kong, etc.
Hey, overnight airfreight is not cheap.
GSR/TWN
PARTY ON IDEAS: Hold a white elephant door prize happening to kick off the evening's underaged XXX suck and fuck activities. Wherein none of your girls are all that impressed with their little cheapo piece of crap prizes. Then low and behold, some IT clown pizza delivery guy suddenly comes through the open front door and starts tossing wads of $100 up in the air, literally speaking.
THE FULL MOON HALLOWEEN HAPPENING
WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON looks like it will now be completely fulfilled after the night after the 2018 midterms.
Right after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE ETERNAL DONALD TRUMP takes over the Greek White House and the Supreme Court temple, AGAIN!!.
Therein, he has his viscious and blood sucking press secretary werewolf from eastern Europe attack and destroy everything that happened during the abomination of desolation's administration. During the upcoming MARK 13 winter season themes in THE SHINING meets THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD; a.k.a THE INVISIBLE MAN.
Who is temporaryly staying at Dr. Kemp's place in snow bound Utah.
Now I understand why Ken Kemp was Stephen King's no.1 fan back in the 1980s.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
JUST FOR MEN NOTES: Back in the 90s JUST FOR MEN hair dye had a physically transfigured Kenny Kemp look alike image on their retail product boxes.
Which claimed that if you used their SHAMPOO you would look about ten years younger in about ten minutes from now.
Right after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE ETERNAL DONALD TRUMP takes over the Greek White House and the Supreme Court temple, AGAIN!!.
Therein, he has his viscious and blood sucking press secretary werewolf from eastern Europe attack and destroy everything that happened during the abomination of desolation's administration. During the upcoming MARK 13 winter season themes in THE SHINING meets THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD; a.k.a THE INVISIBLE MAN.
Who is temporaryly staying at Dr. Kemp's place in snow bound Utah.
Now I understand why Ken Kemp was Stephen King's no.1 fan back in the 1980s.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
JUST FOR MEN NOTES: Back in the 90s JUST FOR MEN hair dye had a physically transfigured Kenny Kemp look alike image on their retail product boxes.
Which claimed that if you used their SHAMPOO you would look about ten years younger in about ten minutes from now.
Monday, October 22, 2018
EVEN COWGIRLS GET TO FUCK THE COWBOYS
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HACKING THE HACKS
You gotta know who's still running the reality tv show at DOJ. Since the DNC email scandal was a thumb chip job, and not an email server hack job.
Ergo, Seth Rich supported and loved crazy Bernie, not the other way around.
Just because you love the 666 beast. It doesn't mean that the 666 beast will love you back.
"I love you Paul... Even though I know that you don't love me." Paraphrasing the crazy Bobby pin lady in MISERY'S RETURN.
Or, "Just one more to go, and then we're all done."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES LOVE LETTERS
I DREAM OF GENIE NOTES: Last night I dreamed that Nicole Kidman let me know that she wanted another baby or two.
And so I told her that I can make that happen for her if... A) You get divorced; B) We get married.
Meanwhile Bette Midler was also sitting with us in the back seat of our stretch limo at some gas station stop; splashing around thick wads of hard cash just for the gasses and giggles.
Midler rhymes with midterms? Midler stands for middle aged?
I'll get back to you just as soon as I find out what it all means for myself.
Ergo, Seth Rich supported and loved crazy Bernie, not the other way around.
Just because you love the 666 beast. It doesn't mean that the 666 beast will love you back.
"I love you Paul... Even though I know that you don't love me." Paraphrasing the crazy Bobby pin lady in MISERY'S RETURN.
Or, "Just one more to go, and then we're all done."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES LOVE LETTERS
I DREAM OF GENIE NOTES: Last night I dreamed that Nicole Kidman let me know that she wanted another baby or two.
And so I told her that I can make that happen for her if... A) You get divorced; B) We get married.
Meanwhile Bette Midler was also sitting with us in the back seat of our stretch limo at some gas station stop; splashing around thick wads of hard cash just for the gasses and giggles.
Midler rhymes with midterms? Midler stands for middle aged?
I'll get back to you just as soon as I find out what it all means for myself.
Sunday, October 21, 2018
READING ABOUT IT IN THE JEWSPAPERS
Carl Bernstein just confirmed the crazy and obsessed nature of today's Jew media with his wild conspiracy ideas about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP declaring that the midterm elections will not be ligit theater.
When in fact every national election since 2000 has been declared suspect and illigitiment by his own Democrat Party.
Talk about living in a climate controlled bubble.
But it gets even more coo coo.
Now Al Gore er all are claiming that climate change deniers are a part of some rightwing Nazi conspiracy involving the Russians taking over America from within post 2020.
As just confirmed by God himself having caused the ROCKETS to get into a violent riot on the court of justice with those yellow uniformed LA LAKERS.
God only knows which one of those negro gentleman is currently being allowed to stay overnight at Charlie's shag pag right now.
FFING A MAN, my God is a jealous God.
So you niggers better keep your hands off of daddy's little special girl in THE ITALIAN JOB meets THE NOVEMBER MAN.
If you know what is good for you.
Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS; October 27, 2027.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLATER.
HOLLOWEEN PARTY IDEAS: Watch LOST HIGHWAY on Holloween night. And if that doesn't get the girls in the mood to lick off each other while you watch them doing it. Try making it a double feature cliff hanger with MULHOLLAND DR.
Wherein at the end, Naomi Watts gives me a thick wad of cash to take care of all of her backstabbibg girlfriend and boyfriend problems.
Talk about deeds done on the cheap in ROCK STAR rips off WAYNES WORLD.
CHRISTMAS PARTY IDEAS: Lots of liquered down eggnog. Watch IN HER MAJESTY'S SERVICE, while you are servicing all of your beautiful underaged 23ish wives.
Put on ROD STEEL 0014 for a second after midnight Chrisrmass Eve delight.
Word to the wise; don't drink so much Scotch that your hard on starts to become a hard off.
All things in moderation.
When in fact every national election since 2000 has been declared suspect and illigitiment by his own Democrat Party.
Talk about living in a climate controlled bubble.
But it gets even more coo coo.
Now Al Gore er all are claiming that climate change deniers are a part of some rightwing Nazi conspiracy involving the Russians taking over America from within post 2020.
As just confirmed by God himself having caused the ROCKETS to get into a violent riot on the court of justice with those yellow uniformed LA LAKERS.
God only knows which one of those negro gentleman is currently being allowed to stay overnight at Charlie's shag pag right now.
FFING A MAN, my God is a jealous God.
So you niggers better keep your hands off of daddy's little special girl in THE ITALIAN JOB meets THE NOVEMBER MAN.
If you know what is good for you.
Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS; October 27, 2027.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLATER.
HOLLOWEEN PARTY IDEAS: Watch LOST HIGHWAY on Holloween night. And if that doesn't get the girls in the mood to lick off each other while you watch them doing it. Try making it a double feature cliff hanger with MULHOLLAND DR.
Wherein at the end, Naomi Watts gives me a thick wad of cash to take care of all of her backstabbibg girlfriend and boyfriend problems.
Talk about deeds done on the cheap in ROCK STAR rips off WAYNES WORLD.
CHRISTMAS PARTY IDEAS: Lots of liquered down eggnog. Watch IN HER MAJESTY'S SERVICE, while you are servicing all of your beautiful underaged 23ish wives.
Put on ROD STEEL 0014 for a second after midnight Chrisrmass Eve delight.
Word to the wise; don't drink so much Scotch that your hard on starts to become a hard off.
All things in moderation.
THE UPCOMING CLIFF HANGER.
Crazy Annie pushed her ex husband off the same cliff hanging ballet chad spot where that New York bubble boy Jew drove off in his vintage black 1965 MUSTANG. That was probably manufactured during THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964. Because usually most of the new year models start arriving in the show rooms in the fall.
Which sounds about right to me.
Given Rush Limbaugh's prediction on SEAN HANNITY that the Republicans will hold the House and pick up one or two more seats in the Senate.
In order that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP can put three more conservatives on the Supreme Court that will eventually turn over ROE VS. WADE.
Wherefore the red headed "Jew" in MISERY is actually a Levite. Given the burning temple veil curtains; and all that stuff about the Levites being in charge of the temple curtains in the final floor show in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW happening.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES SHOW
CLIFF NOTES: That floor collapse at Clemson was a floor show thing. Wherein the new blond leader takes over THE PLAYBOY MANSION fuck feast in DC 58. That will be backed up by his fellow pitchfork rebellion supporters.
Calling Billy Crystal!!
Now that the DODGERS are playing the RED SOX in the world series of love. Maybe it's high time for you and the boys to get off the fence and decide which team you want to support in 2018.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Every man that you have ever fucked or sucked off, in your entire life was a part of God's plan to gather up the lost tribes of Israel.
For example, the last time that I was sitting at the bar inside of the HARD ROCK CAFE, circa LA 1988. Some rich looker who looked like you sat down right next to me. And suddenly offered to give me a hand job in her MERCEDES that was parked undernerneath the above mall parking lot.
Jesus, if I only knew then what I know now.
Which sounds about right to me.
Given Rush Limbaugh's prediction on SEAN HANNITY that the Republicans will hold the House and pick up one or two more seats in the Senate.
In order that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP can put three more conservatives on the Supreme Court that will eventually turn over ROE VS. WADE.
Wherefore the red headed "Jew" in MISERY is actually a Levite. Given the burning temple veil curtains; and all that stuff about the Levites being in charge of the temple curtains in the final floor show in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW happening.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES SHOW
CLIFF NOTES: That floor collapse at Clemson was a floor show thing. Wherein the new blond leader takes over THE PLAYBOY MANSION fuck feast in DC 58. That will be backed up by his fellow pitchfork rebellion supporters.
Calling Billy Crystal!!
Now that the DODGERS are playing the RED SOX in the world series of love. Maybe it's high time for you and the boys to get off the fence and decide which team you want to support in 2018.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Every man that you have ever fucked or sucked off, in your entire life was a part of God's plan to gather up the lost tribes of Israel.
For example, the last time that I was sitting at the bar inside of the HARD ROCK CAFE, circa LA 1988. Some rich looker who looked like you sat down right next to me. And suddenly offered to give me a hand job in her MERCEDES that was parked undernerneath the above mall parking lot.
Jesus, if I only knew then what I know now.
Saturday, October 20, 2018
THE NEW JEWISH PRESS
Obviously, there is a reason why some of the newer and younger red wines from Israel are now starting to get better reviews in the 90 points range these days.
Now that the hints and subtle notes are there for everyone to taste on the front of the tongue; if you know where to go in SIDEWAYS meets IS PARIS BURNING?
Especially the more select and superior bottlings that have been patiently crafted to pair well with grilled lamb sausages with the liver left into the ground.
Given the mediterrainian region's love of blood sausages and Greek hamburgers made out of ground beef and ground lamb on a broiled spike; heavily seasoned with fennel and garlic.
Don't knock it until you try it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO JEHOVAH WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INSIDER NOTES: Virtually all of the new and improved and better tasting red wines in Israel are co-owner bottling operations based out of Marin County, California.
That said, no reason to get all snobby about it.
Pride always comes before the fall, yada yada...
PS ELLEN PAGE: Can't wait to put my chubby into your mouth until it gets hard enough to shove it into your tight little asshole.
Heck, I'm only human.
No hard ass boner, no anal sex and soft kisses on the mouth.
And don't forget to really press down hard on the tip with the tip of your tongue.
That is if you want to get it all over with in about one minute.
And then have crabby daddy take you and your girlfriends out for steaks and crab louie salads at DANIEL'S SHORELINE BROILER on Lake Union in Seattle.
Think THE LITTLE LEBOWSKI TWINS would probably be the kind of working script title that the Coen brothers could agree to be talked into.
Which sounds like some family movie wherein daddy's little girls are starting to have boyfriend problems after their hormones to kick in.
Now that the hints and subtle notes are there for everyone to taste on the front of the tongue; if you know where to go in SIDEWAYS meets IS PARIS BURNING?
Especially the more select and superior bottlings that have been patiently crafted to pair well with grilled lamb sausages with the liver left into the ground.
Given the mediterrainian region's love of blood sausages and Greek hamburgers made out of ground beef and ground lamb on a broiled spike; heavily seasoned with fennel and garlic.
Don't knock it until you try it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO JEHOVAH WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INSIDER NOTES: Virtually all of the new and improved and better tasting red wines in Israel are co-owner bottling operations based out of Marin County, California.
That said, no reason to get all snobby about it.
Pride always comes before the fall, yada yada...
PS ELLEN PAGE: Can't wait to put my chubby into your mouth until it gets hard enough to shove it into your tight little asshole.
Heck, I'm only human.
No hard ass boner, no anal sex and soft kisses on the mouth.
And don't forget to really press down hard on the tip with the tip of your tongue.
That is if you want to get it all over with in about one minute.
And then have crabby daddy take you and your girlfriends out for steaks and crab louie salads at DANIEL'S SHORELINE BROILER on Lake Union in Seattle.
Think THE LITTLE LEBOWSKI TWINS would probably be the kind of working script title that the Coen brothers could agree to be talked into.
Which sounds like some family movie wherein daddy's little girls are starting to have boyfriend problems after their hormones to kick in.
STILL SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
When Paul is thumbing through Annie's old newspaper clippings in MISERY, we see a photo of Paul Manafort at about 1:15:40. Who looks exactly like her ex husband Carl Wilkes. Who she had pushed off a cliff somewhere off of I-70 near Aspen, Colorado.
In confirmation of today's Gospel of Paul figure who is being held hostage and crucified like a sacrificial lamb by some sick New York "cock sucker" Jew who believes that his law is higher than God's law.
Because crazy Bob's entire [wink wink] investigation of Russian collusion was triggered by a fraudulent Russian dossier. That was designed by Russia's oligarch billionaires in order to damage the less friendly Reaganite Trump; and get the more friendly Obamaite Clinton elected in 2016.
Ergo, the New York Jew in the movie is played by an actor code named Caan. Which rhymes with con; if correctly pronounced.
And Rob Reiner's first assistant was a guy whose nickname was Wolf.
So therefore, the prophetic 1990 movie ends up at the TRUMP TOWER with a close up shot of Paul's his new book about the higher education of a certain Mr. Stone.
Whose surname is always in the Jewish owned and operated newspapers whenever there is some new plot twist on how to make President Trump disappear from reality tv in 2018.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS
CLIFF NOTES: The above Bobby pin key to unlocking the doors of ISAIAH 22:22 is symbolic of crazy Bob trying to lock up and hide any new information about Seth Rich leaking those DNC emails to WIKILEAKS. Not to mention the sheriff's genuine dossier on Obama's fake birth certificate and use of a deceased Navy vet's Social Security number from Pear Harbor, Hawaii.
In confirmation of today's Gospel of Paul figure who is being held hostage and crucified like a sacrificial lamb by some sick New York "cock sucker" Jew who believes that his law is higher than God's law.
Because crazy Bob's entire [wink wink] investigation of Russian collusion was triggered by a fraudulent Russian dossier. That was designed by Russia's oligarch billionaires in order to damage the less friendly Reaganite Trump; and get the more friendly Obamaite Clinton elected in 2016.
Ergo, the New York Jew in the movie is played by an actor code named Caan. Which rhymes with con; if correctly pronounced.
And Rob Reiner's first assistant was a guy whose nickname was Wolf.
So therefore, the prophetic 1990 movie ends up at the TRUMP TOWER with a close up shot of Paul's his new book about the higher education of a certain Mr. Stone.
Whose surname is always in the Jewish owned and operated newspapers whenever there is some new plot twist on how to make President Trump disappear from reality tv in 2018.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS
CLIFF NOTES: The above Bobby pin key to unlocking the doors of ISAIAH 22:22 is symbolic of crazy Bob trying to lock up and hide any new information about Seth Rich leaking those DNC emails to WIKILEAKS. Not to mention the sheriff's genuine dossier on Obama's fake birth certificate and use of a deceased Navy vet's Social Security number from Pear Harbor, Hawaii.
Friday, October 19, 2018
BEING BORN AGAIN RIGHT ON TIME
Thanks to America's white christian folks who voted for President Trump to have a second chance in office...
Misery rises up out of her EZEKIEL 37 grave and becomes born again in MISERY'S RETURN.
Who turns out to be from a royal Jewish blood line to boot.
Therefore, Roseannie's heart is so filled with joy that she starts playing her favorite Liberace [read liberal] piano man tunes of Sodom and Egypt from 2020 Las Vegas.
While going back and forth about the ROCKET MAN cliff hangers of her youth, [read Elton John].
For when the deadly red wine is spilled during her MEATLOAF dinner date with her Jewish anti hero writer that represents the bloody wine press riots in REVELATION 14.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
CLIFF NOTES: Reportedly, the BBC is now promoting that whole transsexual thing in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy. Broadcasting their REVELATION 12 type accusations night and day out from London's extremely desecrated capital of England.
NEW READER NOTES: England's superior white race royalty is primarily Jewish. And that's a good thing, all things considered.
No reason to get all snobby about it though; like the BRANCH DAVIDIAN French.
Who are so consummed and saturated with the royal bloodline of the Holy Grail in THE DAVINCI CODE that they think that their own brown turds don't stink.
"Too much, too soon..." BLACKBALL, 2003. [Think 2023]
Misery rises up out of her EZEKIEL 37 grave and becomes born again in MISERY'S RETURN.
Who turns out to be from a royal Jewish blood line to boot.
Therefore, Roseannie's heart is so filled with joy that she starts playing her favorite Liberace [read liberal] piano man tunes of Sodom and Egypt from 2020 Las Vegas.
While going back and forth about the ROCKET MAN cliff hangers of her youth, [read Elton John].
For when the deadly red wine is spilled during her MEATLOAF dinner date with her Jewish anti hero writer that represents the bloody wine press riots in REVELATION 14.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
CLIFF NOTES: Reportedly, the BBC is now promoting that whole transsexual thing in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy. Broadcasting their REVELATION 12 type accusations night and day out from London's extremely desecrated capital of England.
NEW READER NOTES: England's superior white race royalty is primarily Jewish. And that's a good thing, all things considered.
No reason to get all snobby about it though; like the BRANCH DAVIDIAN French.
Who are so consummed and saturated with the royal bloodline of the Holy Grail in THE DAVINCI CODE that they think that their own brown turds don't stink.
"Too much, too soon..." BLACKBALL, 2003. [Think 2023]
Thursday, October 18, 2018
MISERY'S RETURN
The Republican nurse tells the Democrat writer that God miraculously delivered him to her mountain home for his own good. In the same spirit that Donald Trump was miraculously elected by her kind in 2016 and again in 2020.
Before saying, "I think you should light the match Paul." Even that same LUCKY STRIKE stick match he lit after finishing his last MISERY novel.
And then the flames of the ANTI riots explode next to her temple veil curtains in America's abomination of desolation scenario in DANIEL's 1290 days plot set up.
After which she gives him those two pain in the ass pills of Judah and Ephraim. Suggesting, "Think of me as your inspiration."
"They are two prophets that are to be raised up to the Jewish..." NYT er all. DC 77:15.
As just confirmed by the NYT that the Democrats have gathered together a billion dollar pile of paper money to burn up in smoke.
Much of it coming from Hollywood.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INSIDER NOTES: Stephen King's MISERY was released on Nurse Grecco's 33rd birthday in 1990.
ROYAL NOTES: Nurse Annie found an old ROYAL 1961 era typewriter for Paul to write his MISERY RETURNS masterpiece.
Since Barack Obama's own smudged [copy and paste] birth certificate, still posted on an official government establishment web site, has at least three different antique typewriter fonts on it that are readily naked to the eye.
PS JIM CARREY: Really talented and smart rich guys like us and Mike Myers know that THE CABLE GUY was your ultimate de facto cinematic cable news [MASTERPIECE THEATER] work about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting prophetically reelected again in 2018 means 2020; not to mention 2022.
"Life just keeps getting better." BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD, circa 1993 to 1996.
Before saying, "I think you should light the match Paul." Even that same LUCKY STRIKE stick match he lit after finishing his last MISERY novel.
And then the flames of the ANTI riots explode next to her temple veil curtains in America's abomination of desolation scenario in DANIEL's 1290 days plot set up.
After which she gives him those two pain in the ass pills of Judah and Ephraim. Suggesting, "Think of me as your inspiration."
"They are two prophets that are to be raised up to the Jewish..." NYT er all. DC 77:15.
As just confirmed by the NYT that the Democrats have gathered together a billion dollar pile of paper money to burn up in smoke.
Much of it coming from Hollywood.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INSIDER NOTES: Stephen King's MISERY was released on Nurse Grecco's 33rd birthday in 1990.
ROYAL NOTES: Nurse Annie found an old ROYAL 1961 era typewriter for Paul to write his MISERY RETURNS masterpiece.
Since Barack Obama's own smudged [copy and paste] birth certificate, still posted on an official government establishment web site, has at least three different antique typewriter fonts on it that are readily naked to the eye.
PS JIM CARREY: Really talented and smart rich guys like us and Mike Myers know that THE CABLE GUY was your ultimate de facto cinematic cable news [MASTERPIECE THEATER] work about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting prophetically reelected again in 2018 means 2020; not to mention 2022.
"Life just keeps getting better." BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD, circa 1993 to 1996.
KEEP ON FUCKING
Klayman's new lawsuit against the NYT for lying about Sheriff Joe's dossier on Obama's fake birth certificate is Divine confirmation of the New York Jew of Babylon getting his feet of clay broken in MISERY.
Shortly after the film's Roseannie Barr figure tells the miserable Jew that, "YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!!"
"And misery thou shalt receive if thou wilt slight these [congressmen] counsels, yea, even the destruction of thyself and property." DC 19:33.
Just ask Stephen King if you don't believe it.
"Don't make me hurt you." Spike Lee, SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NELSON PRODUCTION NOTES: The above NELSON PRODUCTION revelation from g-d was meant to be fulfilled when the 94 year-old Dr. Nelson, and M.A.S.H. surgeon US ARMY KOREAN WAR vet, would become the head of THE CHURCH OF THE FIRST BORN babies in the Rocky Mountains region of Park City, Utah, etc. etc.
Shortly after the film's Roseannie Barr figure tells the miserable Jew that, "YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!!"
"And misery thou shalt receive if thou wilt slight these [congressmen] counsels, yea, even the destruction of thyself and property." DC 19:33.
Just ask Stephen King if you don't believe it.
"Don't make me hurt you." Spike Lee, SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NELSON PRODUCTION NOTES: The above NELSON PRODUCTION revelation from g-d was meant to be fulfilled when the 94 year-old Dr. Nelson, and M.A.S.H. surgeon US ARMY KOREAN WAR vet, would become the head of THE CHURCH OF THE FIRST BORN babies in the Rocky Mountains region of Park City, Utah, etc. etc.
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
KEEP ON TRUCKING
The 1990 MISERY prophecy was shot in and around the Truckee, California area for I-70 Silver Springs, Colorado.
In Divine confirmation of the physically transfigured anti heroine in the above anti American communist conspiracy Rob Reiner movie.
Who ends up breaking both of the Danite ankles on the two headed snake of Judah.
Who had tried in vain to kill off PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, and his blond Ephraimite girlfriends too in ALMA 9:11 during the mid term elections in 18.
"Yea, and if it had not been for his matchless [political] power, and his mercy, and his long-suffering towards us, we should unavoidably have been cut off from the face of the earth long before this election period of time in DANIEL 9, and perhaps been consigned to a state of endless misery and woe."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: This upcoming winter season blizzard scenes in Stephen King's 2020 MISERY prophecy were shot near Lake Tahoe's KING'S BEACH LOG CABINS MOTEL.
PS EMMA WATSON: Your acting career will never get the ultimate respect that it deserves until you do what I pay you to do for me. If the script is OK enough of course.
In other words, stay away from today's Internet tv movie fads.
Stick more with the kind of underaged hot sex films like LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE and MANHATTAN.
In Divine confirmation of the physically transfigured anti heroine in the above anti American communist conspiracy Rob Reiner movie.
Who ends up breaking both of the Danite ankles on the two headed snake of Judah.
Who had tried in vain to kill off PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, and his blond Ephraimite girlfriends too in ALMA 9:11 during the mid term elections in 18.
"Yea, and if it had not been for his matchless [political] power, and his mercy, and his long-suffering towards us, we should unavoidably have been cut off from the face of the earth long before this election period of time in DANIEL 9, and perhaps been consigned to a state of endless misery and woe."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: This upcoming winter season blizzard scenes in Stephen King's 2020 MISERY prophecy were shot near Lake Tahoe's KING'S BEACH LOG CABINS MOTEL.
PS EMMA WATSON: Your acting career will never get the ultimate respect that it deserves until you do what I pay you to do for me. If the script is OK enough of course.
In other words, stay away from today's Internet tv movie fads.
Stick more with the kind of underaged hot sex films like LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE and MANHATTAN.
THE NEVER ENDING MISERY HAPPENING
Stephen King's Hollywood MISERY movie, directed by Rob Reiner in 1989/1990, is a prophecy about the endless suffering and misery of today's Democrat Party Jews.
Who tried to kill off the movie's crazy Republica christian mother pregnant with child.
Who is always wearing Scotish tartan.
Who also kind of reminds us of Rose/annie Barr.
Even the same bitch that they have been accusing of killing children and pregnant women who needed an abortion in order to save their own selfish lives. Rather than serve out their full term in office during the windy RE.13 miles of dangerous mountain curves during this upcoming Christmas season.
That cuts back and forth between the Jewish writer's agent offices high up in the TRUMP TOWER in NYC, and his high elevation SILVER CREEK lodge in Colorado.
While the Republican woman is warning all of those lying dirty birdie tweeters, "You better hope nothing ever happens to me... If I die, you die."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWN WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NO.1 FAN NOTES: In the above Divinely inspired film, the Jewish novelist gets taken to the hospital once the closed [I-70] road in DANIEL 9 is reopened; and stays open for a thousand years.
Therefore, MISERY is the only Stephen King adaptation movie that ever won an ACCADEMY AWARD.
Who tried to kill off the movie's crazy Republica christian mother pregnant with child.
Who is always wearing Scotish tartan.
Who also kind of reminds us of Rose/annie Barr.
Even the same bitch that they have been accusing of killing children and pregnant women who needed an abortion in order to save their own selfish lives. Rather than serve out their full term in office during the windy RE.13 miles of dangerous mountain curves during this upcoming Christmas season.
That cuts back and forth between the Jewish writer's agent offices high up in the TRUMP TOWER in NYC, and his high elevation SILVER CREEK lodge in Colorado.
While the Republican woman is warning all of those lying dirty birdie tweeters, "You better hope nothing ever happens to me... If I die, you die."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWN WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NO.1 FAN NOTES: In the above Divinely inspired film, the Jewish novelist gets taken to the hospital once the closed [I-70] road in DANIEL 9 is reopened; and stays open for a thousand years.
Therefore, MISERY is the only Stephen King adaptation movie that ever won an ACCADEMY AWARD.
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
HAVING A GAS IN 2018
Turns out that hand written note on the SEINFELD dvd was the gay love letter in THE CHEEVER LETTERS. In Divine confirmation of the gay love shack burning down during Donald's bubble boy era/episode.
As just confirmed yet again today. When it was revealed how those Jewish bubble boys at the network had the Roseanne's Trump supporter killed off after she went to the hospital in a flashing lights ambulance.
Oh for fuck sake. How boring.
Not even some family squabble where she gets stabbed in the back with a dinner fork? Then she dies later in the hospital from food poisoning?
Or maybe her husband is so fed up and frustrated with her. That when she starts choking to death on a chichen bone, he pretends to not notice. As the phone is ringing in the other room and so he rushes out to answer it; for like a half hour.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Since 1994
PS MS BARR: Darling sweetheart, calm down and take a deep breath.
Now that Paul Allen has died from AIDS. I have more than enough fuck you in the ass money in my tax free off shore bank account in Yalta to make any crazy bitch "Roseanne" youtube movie that you want. Of course, if the script is good enough.
And get this, I now have a valid driver's licence issued by the Kingdom of Monaco.
Yes, it cost me a pretty penny; but it was worth it.
[I told the bitch no drivers licence no passport payola.]
"Obviously, bitch, you don't know who I AM..." DOMINOS.
As just confirmed yet again today. When it was revealed how those Jewish bubble boys at the network had the Roseanne's Trump supporter killed off after she went to the hospital in a flashing lights ambulance.
Oh for fuck sake. How boring.
Not even some family squabble where she gets stabbed in the back with a dinner fork? Then she dies later in the hospital from food poisoning?
Or maybe her husband is so fed up and frustrated with her. That when she starts choking to death on a chichen bone, he pretends to not notice. As the phone is ringing in the other room and so he rushes out to answer it; for like a half hour.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Since 1994
PS MS BARR: Darling sweetheart, calm down and take a deep breath.
Now that Paul Allen has died from AIDS. I have more than enough fuck you in the ass money in my tax free off shore bank account in Yalta to make any crazy bitch "Roseanne" youtube movie that you want. Of course, if the script is good enough.
And get this, I now have a valid driver's licence issued by the Kingdom of Monaco.
Yes, it cost me a pretty penny; but it was worth it.
[I told the bitch no drivers licence no passport payola.]
"Obviously, bitch, you don't know who I AM..." DOMINOS.
WHY CAN'T I STOP DREAMING ABOUT SANDRA BULLOCK?
You tell me.
Almost like clockwork, I have a dream about Sandra Bullock at least once a year; usually during the fall season holidays.
This time, she was my drill sergeant in some kind of a boot camp school of prophets for boy scouts and girl scouts who wanted to achieve their mormon temple recommend merit badges.
Oddly enough. One of the most rigorous field training exercises was conducted by Steven Bean.
Who was humiliating all of us naive young virgins in the field radio operation scenes in FULL METAL JACKET meets AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN.
Think WW:II meets WW:III?
Not so sure about this one. What do you think?
GSR/TWN
NO.9 NOTES: Last night I had a flash vision of Michael handing me a DVD of some 1990s SEINFELD episode with a hand written note attached to the top of it.
Will get back to you on this one for sure.
Almost like clockwork, I have a dream about Sandra Bullock at least once a year; usually during the fall season holidays.
This time, she was my drill sergeant in some kind of a boot camp school of prophets for boy scouts and girl scouts who wanted to achieve their mormon temple recommend merit badges.
Oddly enough. One of the most rigorous field training exercises was conducted by Steven Bean.
Who was humiliating all of us naive young virgins in the field radio operation scenes in FULL METAL JACKET meets AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN.
Think WW:II meets WW:III?
Not so sure about this one. What do you think?
GSR/TWN
NO.9 NOTES: Last night I had a flash vision of Michael handing me a DVD of some 1990s SEINFELD episode with a hand written note attached to the top of it.
Will get back to you on this one for sure.
Monday, October 15, 2018
THE NEVER ENDING 90S RERUNS OF SEINFELD
PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE was basically about when that sunshine of love "bomb..." would be happening in the WILD AT HEART prophecy about all of those President Trump supporters in Big Tuna, Texas.
Which would eventually explode into a blossom of sunlight upon all of the dark and secret machiavellian combinations of the Jews in the BM.
Meanwhile...
Hello HBO Hollywood. Isn't it high time for a real born again no.9.2 SEINFELD reunion?
And not just some fake one that never did happen for real on THE LARRY DAVID SHOW.
GSR/TWN
PS LARRY DAVID: I'm thinking everyone in the original series shows up to work with a full staff of underaged assistants, script girls, and concubines; whatever works. The money has to be right of course.
PS ALEC BALDWIN: Are you fucking with us? You wake up every morning horrified by the fact that Hillary Clinton is not the President of America?
Dude, look at me; get a younger girlfriend or two to give your life a little more balance and perspective.
Which would eventually explode into a blossom of sunlight upon all of the dark and secret machiavellian combinations of the Jews in the BM.
Meanwhile...
Hello HBO Hollywood. Isn't it high time for a real born again no.9.2 SEINFELD reunion?
And not just some fake one that never did happen for real on THE LARRY DAVID SHOW.
GSR/TWN
PS LARRY DAVID: I'm thinking everyone in the original series shows up to work with a full staff of underaged assistants, script girls, and concubines; whatever works. The money has to be right of course.
PS ALEC BALDWIN: Are you fucking with us? You wake up every morning horrified by the fact that Hillary Clinton is not the President of America?
Dude, look at me; get a younger girlfriend or two to give your life a little more balance and perspective.
IT'S STARTING TO FEEL A LOT LIKE EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS NOW
My crazy uncle figure who is holding his REV.11.1 measuring rod in WILD AT HEART believed that everyday was Christmas after the midterm election holiday season in West Texas, 2018.
Even that same actor in BACK TO THE FUTURE who published a little red REV.10 book about how to skin a rat back in the crazy 1260 days era of the two rats of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.1.
Think FARGO meets BARTON FINK.
For when we both came face to face at his CROWN books signing on lower Queen Anne in Seattle. But he was not able to even look me in the eye for two seconds.
Oh well, I know the feeling.
"You never look at anybody in the eyes." Paul Nestor, speaking to me directly, circa 1983.
True enough. But mostly it's because I don't like to emotionally abuse people and hurt them in public.
Which is what so many wives like to do when they belittle their weak pussy whipped monogymist husbands in public.
Everyone's personal life is shamfull enough without having to add insult to injury.
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Even that same actor in BACK TO THE FUTURE who published a little red REV.10 book about how to skin a rat back in the crazy 1260 days era of the two rats of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.1.
Think FARGO meets BARTON FINK.
For when we both came face to face at his CROWN books signing on lower Queen Anne in Seattle. But he was not able to even look me in the eye for two seconds.
Oh well, I know the feeling.
"You never look at anybody in the eyes." Paul Nestor, speaking to me directly, circa 1983.
True enough. But mostly it's because I don't like to emotionally abuse people and hurt them in public.
Which is what so many wives like to do when they belittle their weak pussy whipped monogymist husbands in public.
Everyone's personal life is shamfull enough without having to add insult to injury.
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Sunday, October 14, 2018
WHO'S CONTROLLING THE TV REMOTE NOW?
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP showed America who is now in control of the tv news remote on 60 MINUTES. When every time the woman tried to change the channel subject he just changed it right back again.
"It can be frustrating..." Donald's amazon.com truck driver father in THE BUBBLE BOY episode, 10.07.92.
Or, "You can't have it back..." Says the stubborn blond Donald Trump supporting waitress to Sienfeld at the DANIAL 9 highway diner.
Located just down the street from Wall Boy's house.
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"It can be frustrating..." Donald's amazon.com truck driver father in THE BUBBLE BOY episode, 10.07.92.
Or, "You can't have it back..." Says the stubborn blond Donald Trump supporting waitress to Sienfeld at the DANIAL 9 highway diner.
Located just down the street from Wall Boy's house.
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THE CARA DELEVINGNE HAPPENING
Ms Delevingne showed up to the latest royal vampire wedding castle happening in a JOHNNY WALKER costume for a Divinely inspired confirmation of her flight no.812 arriving at NBC Burbank in PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE.
Since she does have that young virgin vampiress look down pat; even without makeup.
Delevingne meaning divine in Italiano. Per STEALING BEAUTY meets A ROOM WITH A VIEW meets ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA.
Get the picture? NOT!
How about we think about it a little more and get back after the brief upcoming WW:III intermission.
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PS CARA: Your official number is 8.
On a side note; people who have thick large eyebrows tend to have a lot of royal Jewish blood in their genealogy tree background.
Since she does have that young virgin vampiress look down pat; even without makeup.
Delevingne meaning divine in Italiano. Per STEALING BEAUTY meets A ROOM WITH A VIEW meets ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA.
Get the picture? NOT!
How about we think about it a little more and get back after the brief upcoming WW:III intermission.
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PS CARA: Your official number is 8.
On a side note; people who have thick large eyebrows tend to have a lot of royal Jewish blood in their genealogy tree background.
Saturday, October 13, 2018
SEIGNFELD WAS FLYING AROUND TOWN IN A 911 BEFORE THERE WAS A 911
The pre-92 air cooled 911s are better than all of those watered-down 911s with the more warm and fuzzy power-assisted stiring and automatic transmission for older rich guys came along.
Remember, this was long after they stopped selling the vastly superior and more balanced ALFA ROMEO coup in America.
Because Mussolini was way more of a hep cat swinger long before that rediculous little mini me Jew came along; who himself only had one girlfriend until the very end.
Fuck this shit!! Call me a fascistic Romano cheese lover who likes his afternoon delight spaghetti dishes.
But never call me a sourcraut eating Nazi "craut".
"...I can swing with the best of em!" That little book nazi figure George Castanza, THE BUBBLE BOY.
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PS NO. 12: The ball is now in your home court. So do you want to start with me in HANNIBAL 2? Or maybe think about it for a little while longer doing whatever movie project that David Lynch fancies next? No hurries.
THE JANUARY MAN HAPPENING NOTES: More and more it's looking like the place to be and be seen this winter is Aspen, Colorado.
"Every year it's getting harder to do this..." Jack Nicholson, Aspen, 1996.
PS MICHAEL: THUNDERBALL was all about me sneaking through your back door and balling your sexy wife behind you back.
PS GEORGE CLOONEY: Please let my off shore tax free people know how much you want for your Lake Como property before you get divorced and put it on the market. Don't end up like Brad Pitt, who never saw it coming. And by "it" I mean WW:III.
Remember, this was long after they stopped selling the vastly superior and more balanced ALFA ROMEO coup in America.
Because Mussolini was way more of a hep cat swinger long before that rediculous little mini me Jew came along; who himself only had one girlfriend until the very end.
Fuck this shit!! Call me a fascistic Romano cheese lover who likes his afternoon delight spaghetti dishes.
But never call me a sourcraut eating Nazi "craut".
"...I can swing with the best of em!" That little book nazi figure George Castanza, THE BUBBLE BOY.
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PS NO. 12: The ball is now in your home court. So do you want to start with me in HANNIBAL 2? Or maybe think about it for a little while longer doing whatever movie project that David Lynch fancies next? No hurries.
THE JANUARY MAN HAPPENING NOTES: More and more it's looking like the place to be and be seen this winter is Aspen, Colorado.
"Every year it's getting harder to do this..." Jack Nicholson, Aspen, 1996.
PS MICHAEL: THUNDERBALL was all about me sneaking through your back door and balling your sexy wife behind you back.
PS GEORGE CLOONEY: Please let my off shore tax free people know how much you want for your Lake Como property before you get divorced and put it on the market. Don't end up like Brad Pitt, who never saw it coming. And by "it" I mean WW:III.
9 X 2 = 18
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE: 2 is Seinfeld's favorite bad movie throughout the entire 9 seasons of his infinitely rerunning shows that are out there somewhere 24/7 on small town America tv stations.
Which were all filmed in 35mm on stage 9 next to the Burbank airport.
Hence the 1959 film's shadowy NBC peacock logos in the backgrounds of today's amateurish news shows. And that tall and very handsome antichrist hero pilot who looks like the guy on every loaf of DAVE'S KILLER BREAD.
In confirmation of Gary Signman always making ironic jokes about strange looking things on the plastic wrap packages of his favorite cheap priced consumer products.
Ergo, PLAN 9's flying saucers that represent the food and fare of Babylon on them. Which later produce mobs of those little monsters who go to Lady Gaga concerts.
Think CHIPS AHOY meets LAYS POTATOE CHIPS meets HEINZ catsup.
"Oh please, gag me with a spoon." Joan Rivers, 2020; Las Vegas, Nevada.
GSR/TWN
PS NO.9: That bald born again 666 monster in PLAN 9:2 looks like every crazy frowning Dr. Evil rip off photo of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP which is juxtapositioned to every crazy Jew media report about how crazy he is.
Go figure it out.
The original low budget 1959 movie was narrated by a physically transfigured President Blowfeld actor. Who later co-starred in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Which were all filmed in 35mm on stage 9 next to the Burbank airport.
Hence the 1959 film's shadowy NBC peacock logos in the backgrounds of today's amateurish news shows. And that tall and very handsome antichrist hero pilot who looks like the guy on every loaf of DAVE'S KILLER BREAD.
In confirmation of Gary Signman always making ironic jokes about strange looking things on the plastic wrap packages of his favorite cheap priced consumer products.
Ergo, PLAN 9's flying saucers that represent the food and fare of Babylon on them. Which later produce mobs of those little monsters who go to Lady Gaga concerts.
Think CHIPS AHOY meets LAYS POTATOE CHIPS meets HEINZ catsup.
"Oh please, gag me with a spoon." Joan Rivers, 2020; Las Vegas, Nevada.
GSR/TWN
PS NO.9: That bald born again 666 monster in PLAN 9:2 looks like every crazy frowning Dr. Evil rip off photo of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP which is juxtapositioned to every crazy Jew media report about how crazy he is.
Go figure it out.
The original low budget 1959 movie was narrated by a physically transfigured President Blowfeld actor. Who later co-starred in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Friday, October 12, 2018
THE WALL BOY HAPPENING
THE BUBBLE BOY episode on 10.07 in 1992 ends with Seinfeld joking about people's heads exploding because Donald now controls the liberal news tv remote.
For example, "Donald Trump lacks the maturity to be President." Bill Crystal, 2016.
Per his father's W73 cap that is about the 1260 days 7.3 anniversary of the two contrarian witnesses in REV.11. Not to mention that baseball poster of Barack Obama on the wall in Seinfeld's Jewish slum Lord apartment building on the upper west side.
Who have now made it possible for Donald to erect a thick protective wall against all of those third world infectious diseases that the back stabbing Jew media never told you about on 60 MINUTES meets LARRY KING LIVE.
Therefore, all of those frantic wall pounding and door banging noises that so many are hearing these days during the late night radio show hours of COAST TO COAST RADIO.
Meanwhile, crazy Cosmo is climbing through the above episode's love shack WINDOWS 2ish metaphor like some thief in the night. Oh well...
"Behold, I come as a thief in the night."
You can look it up if you don't believe it. The christian name Cosmo is Greek in origine.
GSR/TWN
PS DAVID RELF: Your own first born son is an example of why DAVE'S KILLER BREAD is now available in most stores everywhere in the Pacific Northwest.
For example, "Donald Trump lacks the maturity to be President." Bill Crystal, 2016.
Per his father's W73 cap that is about the 1260 days 7.3 anniversary of the two contrarian witnesses in REV.11. Not to mention that baseball poster of Barack Obama on the wall in Seinfeld's Jewish slum Lord apartment building on the upper west side.
Who have now made it possible for Donald to erect a thick protective wall against all of those third world infectious diseases that the back stabbing Jew media never told you about on 60 MINUTES meets LARRY KING LIVE.
Therefore, all of those frantic wall pounding and door banging noises that so many are hearing these days during the late night radio show hours of COAST TO COAST RADIO.
Meanwhile, crazy Cosmo is climbing through the above episode's love shack WINDOWS 2ish metaphor like some thief in the night. Oh well...
"Behold, I come as a thief in the night."
You can look it up if you don't believe it. The christian name Cosmo is Greek in origine.
GSR/TWN
PS DAVID RELF: Your own first born son is an example of why DAVE'S KILLER BREAD is now available in most stores everywhere in the Pacific Northwest.
OCTOBER IS FOR LOVERS OF YOUNG WINE, YOUNG WOMEN AND NEW SONGS
Washington State abolished the death penalty right after Michael indicated to me that DAVE'S KILLER WHEAT BREAD from Portland, Oregon will have to do it for now.
Since on the package it says that Dave was sent to jail for manslaughter because he was a violent bipolar victim of his parents' white flour adictions. Just like my own brother Steven was.
Whom God has assured me is already a member in good standing of THE CHURCH OF THE FIRST BORN. Which was originally restored by a group of young and handson mormon missionaries in Paris, France.
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Since on the package it says that Dave was sent to jail for manslaughter because he was a violent bipolar victim of his parents' white flour adictions. Just like my own brother Steven was.
Whom God has assured me is already a member in good standing of THE CHURCH OF THE FIRST BORN. Which was originally restored by a group of young and handson mormon missionaries in Paris, France.
GSR/TWN
Thursday, October 11, 2018
THINGS ARE FINALLY BUBBLING UP TO THE SURFACE
THE BUBBLE BOY named Donald actually lives in a room that is divided by a sanitizing wall of thick protective plastic in DANIEL 9.
Where in the end a "mob" of white Donald Trump supporters rush over to his house in order to protect him from those liberal Jewish New Yorkers who are trying to kill him. Because Donald had told George that, "I'm gonna kick your ass." In the upcoming 18 election.
Ergo, in THE BUBBLE BOY episode prophecy, everybody is wearing red state Scotish tartan outfits from the beginning to the end of the short little $10 book story.
Which involves Krammer playing golf at some TRUMP INC. country club. And Donald's father is an older Billy Murray look alike figure in CADDYSHACK. Who just happens to drive a delivery truck for that bubble boy at AMAZON.
GSR/TWN
PS BILL CLINTON: Ms LeBowski is still in love with you. And would love nothing better than to be your next legal wife after Hillary kicks the bucket.
THE SHINING HAPPENING: My mormon owned ski lodge country club outside of Yellowstone is restricted of course.
No Jews, niggers, or Catholic antimormon queers allowed; unless they are accompanied by a white mormon polygamist member of THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND.
Presbyterians and Lutherans can be allowed in too under certain conditions; the exception always proving the rule, yada yada.
Where in the end a "mob" of white Donald Trump supporters rush over to his house in order to protect him from those liberal Jewish New Yorkers who are trying to kill him. Because Donald had told George that, "I'm gonna kick your ass." In the upcoming 18 election.
Ergo, in THE BUBBLE BOY episode prophecy, everybody is wearing red state Scotish tartan outfits from the beginning to the end of the short little $10 book story.
Which involves Krammer playing golf at some TRUMP INC. country club. And Donald's father is an older Billy Murray look alike figure in CADDYSHACK. Who just happens to drive a delivery truck for that bubble boy at AMAZON.
GSR/TWN
PS BILL CLINTON: Ms LeBowski is still in love with you. And would love nothing better than to be your next legal wife after Hillary kicks the bucket.
THE SHINING HAPPENING: My mormon owned ski lodge country club outside of Yellowstone is restricted of course.
No Jews, niggers, or Catholic antimormon queers allowed; unless they are accompanied by a white mormon polygamist member of THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND.
Presbyterians and Lutherans can be allowed in too under certain conditions; the exception always proving the rule, yada yada.
THE BUBBLE BOY HAPPENING
THE BUBBLE BOY episode in the SEINFELD series was about today's phony warm and fuzzy liberals who are living inside of a sanitized safe place in upstate New York.
But when you do have the opportunity to actually meet one of them in person; you find out that they are your typical spoiled brat Jew boys who like to play games and read the NYT, yada yada.
GSR/TWN
GREG'S HALF BAKED CHICKEN: Marinate your young chichen in a vat of sea salt brine and peeled potatoes overnight. Then drain and bake all of it in the oven for around 90 minutes at 380. Brush with olive oil in the beginning and at the end.
Goes well with any genuine November season purple colored French Beaujolais that costs over $20 a bottle and contains no added sugar. [Beware of cheap imitation "bargains" by the case that usually cost under $14 a bottle.]
Serve with your typical SAFEWAY store white mushrooms fried up in salty bacon grease and salted butter with a splash of sherry.
No reason to get all snobby about it.
But when you do have the opportunity to actually meet one of them in person; you find out that they are your typical spoiled brat Jew boys who like to play games and read the NYT, yada yada.
GSR/TWN
GREG'S HALF BAKED CHICKEN: Marinate your young chichen in a vat of sea salt brine and peeled potatoes overnight. Then drain and bake all of it in the oven for around 90 minutes at 380. Brush with olive oil in the beginning and at the end.
Goes well with any genuine November season purple colored French Beaujolais that costs over $20 a bottle and contains no added sugar. [Beware of cheap imitation "bargains" by the case that usually cost under $14 a bottle.]
Serve with your typical SAFEWAY store white mushrooms fried up in salty bacon grease and salted butter with a splash of sherry.
No reason to get all snobby about it.
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
EVERYTHING IS COMING UP TRIPLE 7S
Last night I dreamed that Dr. Evil's politically controlled bubble complex in Seattle represented the same orwellian dome happening in LOGAN'S RUN.
Wherein I trepidaciouslly entered into some unfamiliar dark tunnel. Which quickly came out on the other side where they shot those waters of eternal life cold springs in the Dallas, Fort Worth I-35 metro region.
Go MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets THE CABLE GUY!!
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PS NO.7: The Nobel Peace Prize is as phony as Barack Obama's birth certificate on the front page of the NYT.
PS NO.4: Trying to sleep off my first cold in 9 years today. You told me in a dream that my long lost friend Ken Keisler was getting very freaked out by all of those strange door slammings and loud window and wall banging noises at his shag pad in San Francisco.
Wherein I trepidaciouslly entered into some unfamiliar dark tunnel. Which quickly came out on the other side where they shot those waters of eternal life cold springs in the Dallas, Fort Worth I-35 metro region.
Go MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets THE CABLE GUY!!
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PS NO.7: The Nobel Peace Prize is as phony as Barack Obama's birth certificate on the front page of the NYT.
PS NO.4: Trying to sleep off my first cold in 9 years today. You told me in a dream that my long lost friend Ken Keisler was getting very freaked out by all of those strange door slammings and loud window and wall banging noises at his shag pad in San Francisco.
LISTENING TO THE RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOW
Michael is forecast to ram into the Destin, Panama beach, Niceville, Mexico beach region during the [afternoon delight] Rush Limbaugh show.
Since the 666 beast metaphore did happen to form down in Mexico's BM country. For an ALMA 9 sign about the LAmanites ongoing civil war against the white Nephites in the REVELATION 12 flood prophecy.
Or as it says throughout all of sacred scripture; God often times speaks in whiralwinds, earthquakes, and suddenly cancelled rock concerts.
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AMERICAN GIGOLO CLIFF NOTES: Yesterday I walked out on 192nd to see if our marred servant evergreen tree was still shaped exactly like that royal sire birthmark crest on the back side of Richard Gere.
Wherein yours truly is fucking my French speaking ex wife who has the same Christian name in real life, circa 1979.
RUSH NOTES: I started listening to the RL show back on 7.3.92.
MUSHROOM SEASON NOTES: My futuristic wife Katy Perry cancelled all of her upcoming gigs when she discovered that her new cute haircut looked exactly like a born again Shaggy Mane mushroom.
FACT CHECKING NOTES: I googled my own recipe for sauteed shaggy maines, and found out that I was right on the money all along.
Give or take a splash of Spanish sherry here and there, and a hand full of salty diced Canadian bacon.
Since the 666 beast metaphore did happen to form down in Mexico's BM country. For an ALMA 9 sign about the LAmanites ongoing civil war against the white Nephites in the REVELATION 12 flood prophecy.
Or as it says throughout all of sacred scripture; God often times speaks in whiralwinds, earthquakes, and suddenly cancelled rock concerts.
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AMERICAN GIGOLO CLIFF NOTES: Yesterday I walked out on 192nd to see if our marred servant evergreen tree was still shaped exactly like that royal sire birthmark crest on the back side of Richard Gere.
Wherein yours truly is fucking my French speaking ex wife who has the same Christian name in real life, circa 1979.
RUSH NOTES: I started listening to the RL show back on 7.3.92.
MUSHROOM SEASON NOTES: My futuristic wife Katy Perry cancelled all of her upcoming gigs when she discovered that her new cute haircut looked exactly like a born again Shaggy Mane mushroom.
FACT CHECKING NOTES: I googled my own recipe for sauteed shaggy maines, and found out that I was right on the money all along.
Give or take a splash of Spanish sherry here and there, and a hand full of salty diced Canadian bacon.
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
SEARCHING FOR BOBBY D
Hey Bob, you were not born in the USA; you were born in LA. Huge difference.
Therefore, you are currently living among the desolated deserts of New Mexico because California has now become the real new Mexico.
See KING OF CALIFORNIA meets STAR MAPS.
Where no politician without a 'D' behind his name has a snowball's chance in hell to be taken seriously.
Or as Rush Limbaugh would put it. The D's are no longer interested in debating differing political opinions and philosophies. They only want to kill you.
And you sir are a primary example of why that is happening.
Not to mention George Will and Bill Crystal; Michael Medved, not so much anymore.
Obviously you are living in some kind of a climate controlled bubble dome moon base like the one that Dr. Evil has built for himself at AMAZON.
Who now owns the Bonney Lake, WASHINGTON POST.
So I now own Dr. Evil's bald hairless lilly white ass. Since he only has a few hundred billion in the bank right now.
Which is not nearly enough to cover the 666 IRS lean that I AM just placed on his BANK OF ENGLAND account in London for a gazillion bazillion dollars Canadian.
"I want my money... And I want it now." LEPRECHAUN: 3.
"See ya on the flip side." Same movie, circa May 9, 2020.
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FLY FISHING IN TROUBLOUS TIMES:
Try Deer Creek, that is still being fead by those large cold springs in Utah, east of SUNDANCE.
Therefore, you are currently living among the desolated deserts of New Mexico because California has now become the real new Mexico.
See KING OF CALIFORNIA meets STAR MAPS.
Where no politician without a 'D' behind his name has a snowball's chance in hell to be taken seriously.
Or as Rush Limbaugh would put it. The D's are no longer interested in debating differing political opinions and philosophies. They only want to kill you.
And you sir are a primary example of why that is happening.
Not to mention George Will and Bill Crystal; Michael Medved, not so much anymore.
Obviously you are living in some kind of a climate controlled bubble dome moon base like the one that Dr. Evil has built for himself at AMAZON.
Who now owns the Bonney Lake, WASHINGTON POST.
So I now own Dr. Evil's bald hairless lilly white ass. Since he only has a few hundred billion in the bank right now.
Which is not nearly enough to cover the 666 IRS lean that I AM just placed on his BANK OF ENGLAND account in London for a gazillion bazillion dollars Canadian.
"I want my money... And I want it now." LEPRECHAUN: 3.
"See ya on the flip side." Same movie, circa May 9, 2020.
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FLY FISHING IN TROUBLOUS TIMES:
Try Deer Creek, that is still being fead by those large cold springs in Utah, east of SUNDANCE.
THE HOLLOWEEN HAPPENING
Porking your underaged polygamist sex cult templre wife, while her BFF sister wife is sitting on her face and screaming GOD BLESS AMERICA! is my idea of a great Holloween sausage with mushrooms home delivery DOMINOS pizza party.
Big wow. Bill Clinton shows up for a little girly action at THE PLAYBOY MANSION sometime before or after May 9, 2020.
"Prophecy is messy." David Lynch, circa LOST HIGHWAY meets MULHOLLAND DR. meets STAR MAPS.
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PS BOB: You left America back in 69, America did not leave you. Less finger pointing, more navel gazing.
Big wow. Bill Clinton shows up for a little girly action at THE PLAYBOY MANSION sometime before or after May 9, 2020.
"Prophecy is messy." David Lynch, circa LOST HIGHWAY meets MULHOLLAND DR. meets STAR MAPS.
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PS BOB: You left America back in 69, America did not leave you. Less finger pointing, more navel gazing.
Monday, October 8, 2018
MESSING WITH THE BULL GETS YOU THE HORNS
My limo driver in SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL gets those two precious diamond stud earrings of Judah and Ephraim and her GREASE 2 dream guy to boot in the end.
That is after yours truly kicks some ass at THE PLAYBOY MANSION HAPPENING ending during the swinging Democrat Republican Reaganite 1980s, AGAIN!!
Or like they are now whispering behind the closed green doors in Washington, DC, "Never bullshit a bullshitter."
Not to mention SLC, UT.
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GREG'S DELI SANDWICH SPECIAL: Your tuna salad on wheat is probably a good enough offering to start with for now. But how do you know if the sliced sandwich loaf that you are using is the real thing?
Especially now that we are living in a world of fake birth certificates and fake news morning newspapers.
That part is relatively easy. Just put the brown loaf of wheat bread in the palm of your hand. And if it doesn't feel as heavy as a red clay brick. You're probably only half way there yet.
Better half a loaf than nothing.
We can always get the other half on the flip side.
PS NO.14: Some nigger just shot a musician who looks like your boyfriend in Minnesota.
That is after yours truly kicks some ass at THE PLAYBOY MANSION HAPPENING ending during the swinging Democrat Republican Reaganite 1980s, AGAIN!!
Or like they are now whispering behind the closed green doors in Washington, DC, "Never bullshit a bullshitter."
Not to mention SLC, UT.
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GREG'S DELI SANDWICH SPECIAL: Your tuna salad on wheat is probably a good enough offering to start with for now. But how do you know if the sliced sandwich loaf that you are using is the real thing?
Especially now that we are living in a world of fake birth certificates and fake news morning newspapers.
That part is relatively easy. Just put the brown loaf of wheat bread in the palm of your hand. And if it doesn't feel as heavy as a red clay brick. You're probably only half way there yet.
Better half a loaf than nothing.
We can always get the other half on the flip side.
PS NO.14: Some nigger just shot a musician who looks like your boyfriend in Minnesota.
THE FACTORING
Last night I dreamed that Bill Clinton was standing right next to Donald Trump's right shoulder. Because no.42 will be openly supporting the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP by May 9, 2020.
Think GREAT BALLS OF FIRE meets THE BIG EASY.
Then the Greek President handed me three [red] cherry bombs inside of three paper cupcake bakers as some kind of a prophetic token.
Then I read this morning that Bill and Hillary are about to kick off some highly anticipated book tour for the new extended REVELATION 10 edition of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Who well, you know what they say; "Every girl has a right to change his mind."
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UPDATES: Bob Honey was driving his limo full of 30th birthday party people over to Cooperstown. As a part of God's well planned publicity tour for Cooper's new film about Trump's star on the WALK OF FAME in Hollywood. Which always comes back and is born again after every time they try to kill it.
LADY GAGA being from upstate New York, yada yada.
GREG'S RIBS: Marinate your two 3' long shanks of prime beef ribs and pork chops, with the bone left in, in a vat of red cooking wine for about 3 hours. Then dump them into your green egg BBQ unit from Scandinavia and let them slowly suffer for at least three more hours. Which should give your weekend beach house guests enough time to enjoy a little afternoon delight tea time before dinner is served.
THE JOY OF SEX BOOK NOTES: Never try to fuck after a big dinner with too many horderves and drinks. Always fuck before that in the late afternoons; before the kids come back from their after school activities.
Think GREAT BALLS OF FIRE meets THE BIG EASY.
Then the Greek President handed me three [red] cherry bombs inside of three paper cupcake bakers as some kind of a prophetic token.
Then I read this morning that Bill and Hillary are about to kick off some highly anticipated book tour for the new extended REVELATION 10 edition of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
Who well, you know what they say; "Every girl has a right to change his mind."
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TWO WITNESSES COOKBOOK
UPDATES: Bob Honey was driving his limo full of 30th birthday party people over to Cooperstown. As a part of God's well planned publicity tour for Cooper's new film about Trump's star on the WALK OF FAME in Hollywood. Which always comes back and is born again after every time they try to kill it.
LADY GAGA being from upstate New York, yada yada.
GREG'S RIBS: Marinate your two 3' long shanks of prime beef ribs and pork chops, with the bone left in, in a vat of red cooking wine for about 3 hours. Then dump them into your green egg BBQ unit from Scandinavia and let them slowly suffer for at least three more hours. Which should give your weekend beach house guests enough time to enjoy a little afternoon delight tea time before dinner is served.
THE JOY OF SEX BOOK NOTES: Never try to fuck after a big dinner with too many horderves and drinks. Always fuck before that in the late afternoons; before the kids come back from their after school activities.
Sunday, October 7, 2018
BOB HONEY WHO JUST DID MORE STUFF
Bod Honey just drove his limo down a hill at 60 mph and rammed it into a parked HIGHLANDER in Schoagie, New York without even once tapping on the breaks.
Which was packed full of 30 year-olds going to their BFF's 30th birthday party on Rt.30 meets Rt.30A at the T.
Then on 10.07, the crazy limo driver in DUMB AND DUMBER confirmed that what just happened was yet another October 23 omen.
Oh yeah, whatever it takes to get the girl and get the money.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Casting is everything. So how about you playing a naive 27ish sophomore in GREASE 3 who goes back to school at BROWN? Where your new roomie is Emma Watson; who is now working on her masters in entomology. Then both of you fall in love with your older and wiser college proffessor at the same time in AN IRRATIONAL MAN meets A SERIOUS MAN. Which ends up with me fucking both of you at the same time in my office.
Talk about getting an A+ on your final exams.
PS SARAH SILVERMAN: You may not have noticed it by now. But I don't like women who don't like men.
"I know you are, but what AM I ?.." PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
Which was packed full of 30 year-olds going to their BFF's 30th birthday party on Rt.30 meets Rt.30A at the T.
Then on 10.07, the crazy limo driver in DUMB AND DUMBER confirmed that what just happened was yet another October 23 omen.
Oh yeah, whatever it takes to get the girl and get the money.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Casting is everything. So how about you playing a naive 27ish sophomore in GREASE 3 who goes back to school at BROWN? Where your new roomie is Emma Watson; who is now working on her masters in entomology. Then both of you fall in love with your older and wiser college proffessor at the same time in AN IRRATIONAL MAN meets A SERIOUS MAN. Which ends up with me fucking both of you at the same time in my office.
Talk about getting an A+ on your final exams.
PS SARAH SILVERMAN: You may not have noticed it by now. But I don't like women who don't like men.
"I know you are, but what AM I ?.." PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR THE LADY
Last Thursday some nutty professor claimed that a 22+ lb. meteorite was being used for decades as a door stop on a farm located up in Michigan between Howard City and Alma. In confirmation of my ISAIAH 22:22 door being wide open to me in the opening of AMERICAN GIGOLO.
"You left the front door open... AGAIN!!" Says my Steven Fresh roommate figure in SHAWN OF THE DEAD.
For example. They tried to close the door on Judge Kavanaugh. Now they are trying to pry open the door to Congress.
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HALLOWEEN HAPPENING NOTES: Every Halloween season means lots of home delivery pizza and scary movies. Such as THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING and THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; just for starters.
BFD. I have seen em all before a hundred times. But it's all new to them.
Most of whom are not even old enough yet to vote. Much less suck on daddy's strawberry cock while getting fingered from behind by her BFF girlfriend.
And that's the way, uh hu I like it...
"You left the front door open... AGAIN!!" Says my Steven Fresh roommate figure in SHAWN OF THE DEAD.
For example. They tried to close the door on Judge Kavanaugh. Now they are trying to pry open the door to Congress.
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HALLOWEEN HAPPENING NOTES: Every Halloween season means lots of home delivery pizza and scary movies. Such as THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING and THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; just for starters.
BFD. I have seen em all before a hundred times. But it's all new to them.
Most of whom are not even old enough yet to vote. Much less suck on daddy's strawberry cock while getting fingered from behind by her BFF girlfriend.
And that's the way, uh hu I like it...
Saturday, October 6, 2018
SHOWING ME THE MONEY
Turns out JERRY MAGUIRE was a prophecy about the time when the dying SEAHAWKS OWNER of the Portland TRAIL BLAZERS would be putting all of his cards on the table during the two terms of America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP double whammy problem.
Wherein I got the girl from the get go. Even though she has been trying to wiggle out of the deal ever since.
Of course, this was decades before the giant NFL niggers began to show us their true [skin] colors in ALMA 9.
"The last days will be like the days of Noah." MATTHEW 24.
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LITTLE BOOK NOTES: After going back to bed earlier today at around noon; I was suddenly awaken at 1:16 pm by a visionary dream about Elton John playing the piano at some college student lounge. Me asking him to sign his autograph on the inside title page of my little 22 chapter book in REVELATION 10.
PS SNOOP DOG: God put you on this earth in order to show the white boys how to do plural marriage the right way.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Wherein I got the girl from the get go. Even though she has been trying to wiggle out of the deal ever since.
Of course, this was decades before the giant NFL niggers began to show us their true [skin] colors in ALMA 9.
"The last days will be like the days of Noah." MATTHEW 24.
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LITTLE BOOK NOTES: After going back to bed earlier today at around noon; I was suddenly awaken at 1:16 pm by a visionary dream about Elton John playing the piano at some college student lounge. Me asking him to sign his autograph on the inside title page of my little 22 chapter book in REVELATION 10.
PS SNOOP DOG: God put you on this earth in order to show the white boys how to do plural marriage the right way.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
THE CREEPY LOOKING BOB MUELLER HAPPENING
The past two weeks' floor show has been a condensed [milk] object lesson from God about what Robert Meuller and his Jewish gang of BROOKS BROTHERS lawyers have been doing for the past 23 months.
Ergo, that 4.3 shaker west of Seven Devils Beach, Oregan; off of Rt.42, at 10:31 pm local Holloween time on 10.5.
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GREG'S SPAGHETTI: Always use LUCINI in your chopped chicken livers or left over roast beef and pork chops meatball tomatoe sauces.
Use DAVE'S more delicate heirloom sauces if you're just making some vegan eggplant or mushroom spaghettata.
Whatever. Call me a macho shit head; but I still contend that the only red wine that really and trully goes well with any tomatoe sauce out there is a strong young Austrailian shiraz. Usually priced at around $35-$50 a bottle. Hey, you get what you pay for.
Use DAVE'S more delicate heirloom sauces if you're just making some vegan eggplant or mushroom spaghettata.
Whatever. Call me a macho shit head; but I still contend that the only red wine that really and trully goes well with any tomatoe sauce out there is a strong young Austrailian shiraz. Usually priced at around $35-$50 a bottle. Hey, you get what you pay for.
Friday, October 5, 2018
THE 10.07 2018 HAPPENING
My gut tells me that BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF will be getting another little book chapter added to it in the second printing. Maybe even a new introduction by Woody Allen himself for marketing purposes. That is if he gets to have the exclusive movie rights.
Hardback, soft back? It's all good to me.
Wish I could tell you more right now.
But I usually just have to leave these kinds of strange and wondrous happenings up to my highly underpaid Jewish publicity people.
Kind of busy right now with other things anyway.
Like how can I get to fuck those two underaged teenagers who live up the street from David Lynch in THAT SON OF A JEWISH BITCH LEBOWSKY? Yet make it all look very organic in the two screenplays?
Yeah yeah... I get to fuck Gwyneth Paltrow's virgin daughter in my LAST TANGO IN PARIS remake. But that partucular happening was already written into the original film's concept.
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PS CAMERON DIAZ: Gonna try my hardest to get around to your 2018 fall season election prophecy entitled FEELING MINNESOTA.
Hey girl, I still like you as much as ever.
And I still like most of your boyfriends and girlfriends too, give or take a few.
OCTOBER FLY FISHING TIPS: Only use a no.12 or no.14 ROYAL COACHMAN; only go out on small creeks that are fed by melting ice glaciers; leave a hand written note on your dashboard that says that you have only gone hunting for mushrooms. Ergo, no fishing licenses or federal regulations necessarily required, hee hee...
Hardback, soft back? It's all good to me.
Wish I could tell you more right now.
But I usually just have to leave these kinds of strange and wondrous happenings up to my highly underpaid Jewish publicity people.
Kind of busy right now with other things anyway.
Like how can I get to fuck those two underaged teenagers who live up the street from David Lynch in THAT SON OF A JEWISH BITCH LEBOWSKY? Yet make it all look very organic in the two screenplays?
Yeah yeah... I get to fuck Gwyneth Paltrow's virgin daughter in my LAST TANGO IN PARIS remake. But that partucular happening was already written into the original film's concept.
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PS CAMERON DIAZ: Gonna try my hardest to get around to your 2018 fall season election prophecy entitled FEELING MINNESOTA.
Hey girl, I still like you as much as ever.
And I still like most of your boyfriends and girlfriends too, give or take a few.
OCTOBER FLY FISHING TIPS: Only use a no.12 or no.14 ROYAL COACHMAN; only go out on small creeks that are fed by melting ice glaciers; leave a hand written note on your dashboard that says that you have only gone hunting for mushrooms. Ergo, no fishing licenses or federal regulations necessarily required, hee hee...
HORSING AROUND IN THE KITCHEN
I speak "five or six" secret code languages in AMERICAN GIGOLO.
Which represent the 5.6 WHITE HORSE PROPHECY of President Trump's future carved out image on the western face of Mount Rushmore.
Where COLT no.45 will be looking towards the white CRAZY HORSE stonewall monument that is pointing it's REV.12 finger at the five white male wise virgins to the east. Therefore, it representing all of the accusers' judgemental and never ending finger pointing during the Judge Kavanaugh floor show happening; yada yada.
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GREG' SHAGGY MANES: These easy to identify mushrooms that have really cute looking short haircuts, are maybe the best eating out there, bar none.
Problem is, most people over cook them to death.
Therefore; sautee them in a delicate salted Irish butter, black pepper, and sherry tossing very briefly, until they look like they are only half done. Otherwise they turn into a mushy tasteless mess in the pan.
Kind of like one does with scallops, or fried cabbage.
Small 5-6" pan size trout, same thing.
PS EMMA WATSON: They just busted my look alike anti hero figure in THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN. Who was running around acting like he was already the elected Governor of Rhode Island with his creepy looking older girlfriend who now looks like Alison Roth, circa 2020.
GSR/TWN NOTES: My own calling and election was made sure during the October LDS CONFERENCE weekend in 1990.
Which represent the 5.6 WHITE HORSE PROPHECY of President Trump's future carved out image on the western face of Mount Rushmore.
Where COLT no.45 will be looking towards the white CRAZY HORSE stonewall monument that is pointing it's REV.12 finger at the five white male wise virgins to the east. Therefore, it representing all of the accusers' judgemental and never ending finger pointing during the Judge Kavanaugh floor show happening; yada yada.
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GREG' SHAGGY MANES: These easy to identify mushrooms that have really cute looking short haircuts, are maybe the best eating out there, bar none.
Problem is, most people over cook them to death.
Therefore; sautee them in a delicate salted Irish butter, black pepper, and sherry tossing very briefly, until they look like they are only half done. Otherwise they turn into a mushy tasteless mess in the pan.
Kind of like one does with scallops, or fried cabbage.
Small 5-6" pan size trout, same thing.
PS EMMA WATSON: They just busted my look alike anti hero figure in THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN. Who was running around acting like he was already the elected Governor of Rhode Island with his creepy looking older girlfriend who now looks like Alison Roth, circa 2020.
GSR/TWN NOTES: My own calling and election was made sure during the October LDS CONFERENCE weekend in 1990.
Thursday, October 4, 2018
PAST SIGNS OF FUTURE TIMES
When yours truly is standing in front of that white Greek statue at Ms Theron's Malibu beach house in AMERICAN GIGOLO... The royal WE know that the film's country club society politician set up takes place when America has a plain speaking 1980s Reagan Democrat President in the Greek White House; AGAIN!!.
So "How much longer...?" asks the Swedish language tape in the first act. How about May 9, 2020?
Since so many of my older wives at THE BEVERLY are starting to like my pool boy bit about getting baptised by those two MEN IN BLACK.
For their first time at THE PLAYBOY MANSION vampire happening. Which will initiate them into my secret society Scottish templre sex cult rites for women who look like they are still in their mid 27-29s.
"Like a virgin, touched for the very first time." MADONNA, 2018+.
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TWO NOTES: Those two white roses on the cocktail lounge table in AMERICAN GIGOLO stand for the time when Israel will suddenly burst into bloom. Same thing for those two 17 year-old underaged hotties taking in a little sun at Charlie's beach house.
Talk about your basic ten virgins 50/50 deal.
So "How much longer...?" asks the Swedish language tape in the first act. How about May 9, 2020?
Since so many of my older wives at THE BEVERLY are starting to like my pool boy bit about getting baptised by those two MEN IN BLACK.
For their first time at THE PLAYBOY MANSION vampire happening. Which will initiate them into my secret society Scottish templre sex cult rites for women who look like they are still in their mid 27-29s.
"Like a virgin, touched for the very first time." MADONNA, 2018+.
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TWO NOTES: Those two white roses on the cocktail lounge table in AMERICAN GIGOLO stand for the time when Israel will suddenly burst into bloom. Same thing for those two 17 year-old underaged hotties taking in a little sun at Charlie's beach house.
Talk about your basic ten virgins 50/50 deal.
THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF NOT BEING VERY SEXY LOOKING ANYMORE.
Yours truly helps out my older wives in AMERICAN GIGOLO who are becoming less interesting looking. Who are in dire need of a translater and guide.
But are no more interested in my blood cleansing vampire figure who is hanging upside down from the ceiling at my Westwood, LA shag pad. Because she does not know who I AM.
But then that African ape man in REV.17 gives me my much needed 90/10 deal telephone call from Jesus. In order to get my mind right, circa 1980.
Because when I was at Charlie Theron's shag pad up in Paul Allen's Malibu happening beach party scenes; those two underaged 17 year-olds didn't even do it for me.
Oh yeah, the girls grow up faster than the boys.
Therefore, Lauren Hutton was around the same age of Charlize Theron back in 1979.
When I AM walked into her open ISAIAH 22:22 door and helped myself to a 50/50 ten virgins deal with her and Paul Allen er all.
Who is now dying from AIDS related blood cancer. And the only one who can save his square pants ass is I AM.
Hence Mr. Allen is that same look alike homogaysexual REV.9 henchman who worked for President Blofeld in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.
And if push comes to shove, and Paul Allen is forced to drop dead from HIV blood cancer sometime next year, I get 90% of $20 billion in the deal.
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PS BILL GATES: Saddly, many of today's shorter Jewish geeks like you are going to have to go through THE FULL MONTY experience before they can become born again at the second coming. And then start acting like your typical white christian heterosexual family man with children from north Seattle.
"I'm coming!!" Dr. Frank N Furter, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Also jokingly refered to as, THE PLAYBOY MANSION VAMPIRE HAPPENING.
But are no more interested in my blood cleansing vampire figure who is hanging upside down from the ceiling at my Westwood, LA shag pad. Because she does not know who I AM.
But then that African ape man in REV.17 gives me my much needed 90/10 deal telephone call from Jesus. In order to get my mind right, circa 1980.
Because when I was at Charlie Theron's shag pad up in Paul Allen's Malibu happening beach party scenes; those two underaged 17 year-olds didn't even do it for me.
Oh yeah, the girls grow up faster than the boys.
Therefore, Lauren Hutton was around the same age of Charlize Theron back in 1979.
When I AM walked into her open ISAIAH 22:22 door and helped myself to a 50/50 ten virgins deal with her and Paul Allen er all.
Who is now dying from AIDS related blood cancer. And the only one who can save his square pants ass is I AM.
Hence Mr. Allen is that same look alike homogaysexual REV.9 henchman who worked for President Blofeld in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.
And if push comes to shove, and Paul Allen is forced to drop dead from HIV blood cancer sometime next year, I get 90% of $20 billion in the deal.
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PS BILL GATES: Saddly, many of today's shorter Jewish geeks like you are going to have to go through THE FULL MONTY experience before they can become born again at the second coming. And then start acting like your typical white christian heterosexual family man with children from north Seattle.
"I'm coming!!" Dr. Frank N Furter, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Also jokingly refered to as, THE PLAYBOY MANSION VAMPIRE HAPPENING.
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
WHY SHOOTINGS HAPPEN
Those 7 heroic Republican Party police officers were shot in Florence, South Carolina for a Providential confirmation of the Jewish Machiavellian nature of Bob Meuller's trumped up Russian spy inquisitions in THE TRIAL meets CRIME AND PUNISHMENT.
Just happening due west of the Great Pee Dee River reference to the last time that Jesus embarrassed these same secret society Jews with that viral picture of Miley Cyrus leaning against an FBI vehicle while taking a spread eagle pee.
Meanwhile, some sickly looking FBI lawyer was secretly meeting with various politicians in DC in an effort to explain why their fake pee dossiere was just as real as Barack Obama's fake birth certificate on the front page of the NYT.
Good luck trying to find the signatures of the G MEN who signed off on the scores of Sherriff Joe's certified dossiere mailings to the DOJ and the NYT.
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FRENZY FILM NOTES: You can see the iconic 1960s tv series shadow prophile of Alfred Hitchcock formed by the Great Pee Dee River on my enlarged print RM roadmap. Which forms the eastern limits of Lincoln County. In reference to the "...city against city, county against county, state against state..." prophesies at 2bc.info.
2BC 91 NOTES: My own private Idaho revelation at 2bc.info 91 says that I will not get to be married again until I go back to BYU, Idaho [Think GREASE 2] and establish their first film school master's degree.
Just happening due west of the Great Pee Dee River reference to the last time that Jesus embarrassed these same secret society Jews with that viral picture of Miley Cyrus leaning against an FBI vehicle while taking a spread eagle pee.
Meanwhile, some sickly looking FBI lawyer was secretly meeting with various politicians in DC in an effort to explain why their fake pee dossiere was just as real as Barack Obama's fake birth certificate on the front page of the NYT.
Good luck trying to find the signatures of the G MEN who signed off on the scores of Sherriff Joe's certified dossiere mailings to the DOJ and the NYT.
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FRENZY FILM NOTES: You can see the iconic 1960s tv series shadow prophile of Alfred Hitchcock formed by the Great Pee Dee River on my enlarged print RM roadmap. Which forms the eastern limits of Lincoln County. In reference to the "...city against city, county against county, state against state..." prophesies at 2bc.info.
2BC 91 NOTES: My own private Idaho revelation at 2bc.info 91 says that I will not get to be married again until I go back to BYU, Idaho [Think GREASE 2] and establish their first film school master's degree.
THE BORING HALF LIFE OF EMMA WATTSON ER ALL
Rich little spoiled brats who have it all, and think that they have seen it all, tend to get a little bored with life when they get older. And by older I mean 27-29ish.
Therefore, along comes daddy who introduces them to a whole new exciting happening at the PLAYBOY CLUB in London and Hong Kong.
Hey girl, why settle for only one short lasting orgasim a day with your annoying immature husband boyfriend?
Who has been fucking you with his boots on for like the past 1000 years?
When you could be having two or three flash vision orgasims a night forever and ever with all of your exciting new friends in CLUB 54 meets BOOGIE NIGHTS.
Whatever, call me crazy. But just don't call me late for breakfast.
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GREG'S FAB EGG OMLETTE: Fall is the prime time for wild mushroom omelettes.
Call me a pussy eater, and I AM.
But I do usually serve my favorite half cooked runny omlettes with the sauteed sherry mushrooms on the side; Marin County, California style.
Goes well with your favorite small 6oz. glass of bed and breakfast beer.
Therefore, along comes daddy who introduces them to a whole new exciting happening at the PLAYBOY CLUB in London and Hong Kong.
Hey girl, why settle for only one short lasting orgasim a day with your annoying immature husband boyfriend?
Who has been fucking you with his boots on for like the past 1000 years?
When you could be having two or three flash vision orgasims a night forever and ever with all of your exciting new friends in CLUB 54 meets BOOGIE NIGHTS.
Whatever, call me crazy. But just don't call me late for breakfast.
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GREG'S FAB EGG OMLETTE: Fall is the prime time for wild mushroom omelettes.
Call me a pussy eater, and I AM.
But I do usually serve my favorite half cooked runny omlettes with the sauteed sherry mushrooms on the side; Marin County, California style.
Goes well with your favorite small 6oz. glass of bed and breakfast beer.
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
GETTING TIRED OF SITTING AROUND ALL DAY AND DOING NOTHING BUT READING THE NEWSPAPERS.
A couple more BROOKS BROTHERS style Manhattan lawyers left the Russian [SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS] newspaper scandal investigation this week. Probably because tomorrow's final FBI/NYT investigation report into Kavanaugh is going to be a historic corroboration of what they all have been doing over there ever since their WATERGATE glory years.
See every contemporary politics movie that was ever made starring Bob Redford and Bob De Niro.
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NOTES FOR NIGGERS: Snoop is always dogging on West because he who has the most gold rules the nest in Africa.
Or like the white boys down south always say, "Where there are Africans, there is Africa."
GREG'S FAVORITE CRACKER DIP: Blend together 4 oz. of smoked salmon, or smoked trout, with the same amount of cream cheese and fried onions and garlic. Also goes well with crispy fried wheat bread baguette slices in olive oil.
See every contemporary politics movie that was ever made starring Bob Redford and Bob De Niro.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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NOTES FOR NIGGERS: Snoop is always dogging on West because he who has the most gold rules the nest in Africa.
Or like the white boys down south always say, "Where there are Africans, there is Africa."
GREG'S FAVORITE CRACKER DIP: Blend together 4 oz. of smoked salmon, or smoked trout, with the same amount of cream cheese and fried onions and garlic. Also goes well with crispy fried wheat bread baguette slices in olive oil.
GETTING A SECOND CHANCE IN LIFE
The upcoming physical transfiguration of the second coming of Jesus is all about getting a second chance in life. [They drained out all of his blood on the cross.]
Which will probably include the first born of the first fruits of the first to be resurrected in the second act of Jesus Christ.
See every vampire movie that was ever made by HAMMER [nail] FILMS.
Like ten minutes from now in AUSTIN POWERS II; THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.
Wherein we see Dr. Evil's new climate controlled moon station dome at his Lake Union headquarters in Seattle.
Which was obviously inspired by Seattle's very own Woody Norris genius in OUR MAN IN LIKE FLINT meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
Where they actually shot SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES meets SON OF LEBOWSKI, 1&2.
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PS EMMA WATSON: I may include a winter semester actor's workshop in my online Internet film school masters degree.
Which will probably include the first born of the first fruits of the first to be resurrected in the second act of Jesus Christ.
See every vampire movie that was ever made by HAMMER [nail] FILMS.
Like ten minutes from now in AUSTIN POWERS II; THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.
Wherein we see Dr. Evil's new climate controlled moon station dome at his Lake Union headquarters in Seattle.
Which was obviously inspired by Seattle's very own Woody Norris genius in OUR MAN IN LIKE FLINT meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
Where they actually shot SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES meets SON OF LEBOWSKI, 1&2.
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PS EMMA WATSON: I may include a winter semester actor's workshop in my online Internet film school masters degree.
Monday, October 1, 2018
THE HALF HEARTED HAPPENING
Tonight's half moon mystery date on my own private Gregorian calender is why Jesus wants me to take yet a third look at AMERICAN GIGOLO's Charlize Theron prophecy.
In confirmation of America's First Lady arriving down in South Africa at the same time, day and date.
Don't forget that the spirit of prophecy is the testimony of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 19's WW:III happening.
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HALF ASS NOTES: According to 2 NEPHI 8, all of today's sick hearted Mormon Republicans will be healed after the LDS church is headed up by a former heart surgeon named Dr. Nelson.
WHITE HORSE PROPHECY NOTES: According to pages 66 and 67. Half of America's armed forces will have surrendered and given into the enemy; before the Mormon church's mountain boys will finally wake up and actually do something about it.
In confirmation of America's First Lady arriving down in South Africa at the same time, day and date.
Don't forget that the spirit of prophecy is the testimony of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 19's WW:III happening.
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HALF ASS NOTES: According to 2 NEPHI 8, all of today's sick hearted Mormon Republicans will be healed after the LDS church is headed up by a former heart surgeon named Dr. Nelson.
WHITE HORSE PROPHECY NOTES: According to pages 66 and 67. Half of America's armed forces will have surrendered and given into the enemy; before the Mormon church's mountain boys will finally wake up and actually do something about it.
THE HALF MOON HAPPENING
Somehow a car exploded in half on Turner St. in Allentown, Penn 6-5000. Right before West opened SNL 60 minutes later.
For some crazy mother fucker 50/50 ten virgins prophecy about Woody Allen and Paul Allen.
Both of whom are apparently still half asleep in frog pajamas out on the west coast and back on the east coast. Per all of those dual coast elements in ANNIE HALL east meets ANNIE HALL west.
See every HBO episode of Larry David hanging out with his SEINFELD buddies; most of which were produced on the west coast for the east coast.
Think Charlize Theron is now looking a lot like her sexy older mother with a sexy accent in AMERICAN GIGOLO meets TEQULIA SUNRISE; starting back in 1980.
Who would let me fuck her two underaged daughters if I paid her enough.
Of course back then, I was too naive to know a great deal when I see one.
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5:00 OCLOCK SHADOW NOTES: During this fall's semester courses, we will also be taking an in depth look at CASA BLANCA and KEY LARGO. Maybe even DARK PASSAGE if we have the time for that kind of thing. So many hot blond virgin BYU coeds, so little time.
For some crazy mother fucker 50/50 ten virgins prophecy about Woody Allen and Paul Allen.
Both of whom are apparently still half asleep in frog pajamas out on the west coast and back on the east coast. Per all of those dual coast elements in ANNIE HALL east meets ANNIE HALL west.
See every HBO episode of Larry David hanging out with his SEINFELD buddies; most of which were produced on the west coast for the east coast.
Think Charlize Theron is now looking a lot like her sexy older mother with a sexy accent in AMERICAN GIGOLO meets TEQULIA SUNRISE; starting back in 1980.
Who would let me fuck her two underaged daughters if I paid her enough.
Of course back then, I was too naive to know a great deal when I see one.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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5:00 OCLOCK SHADOW NOTES: During this fall's semester courses, we will also be taking an in depth look at CASA BLANCA and KEY LARGO. Maybe even DARK PASSAGE if we have the time for that kind of thing. So many hot blond virgin BYU coeds, so little time.
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