Truth be told, I only have a brief treatment, outline and detailed 20-page synopsis in mind for SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Which is pretty much the way that Larry David works with his impromptu performances for CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
Knowing full well, THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI will just write itself during the two weeks production of the first one.
And you will not get the full screenplay out of me until you pay me for it up front.
And pay me you will.
Per that suicidal [final 42 months] Howard Stern look alike bit actor who just jumped off of a freeway bridge to nowhere in Arizona; just after Howard Stern confessed that he had secretly voted for Hillary Clinton herself back in 2016.
Because that is what his tall blond Christian monogomist wife told him to do.
"Guys will say or do anything to get laid." Howard Stern, 1994.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
CASTING NOTES: My secret second unit director will be scouring the beaches during CANNES 72,
in search of those 4 tall topless girls for my two THE BIG LEBOWSKI rip offs.
Remember, always hold your head up straight, shoulders to the square, as if you were trying to balance an invisible book on top of your head.
Who knows, you might just be the next Chloe Moretz in my next two LAST TANGO IN PARIS rip offs.
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