Saturday, May 11, 2019

THE SECRET MAGAZINE COVER

VANITY FAIR's new Nicole Kidman cover is a Divinely timed example of my love letters, arriving late in between the magazine covers, to the girl nextdoor in the second MATCHMAKER episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Complete with the requisite antichrist headline about FOX covering for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; who therefore will become politically resurrected again by Jesus Christ himself in 2020.
Whereas, the naive Jewish reporter's hot brunette babe in episode no.1 is definitely a 27ish Megan Fox look alike.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES LOVELETTER

SECRET FISHING HOLES: The best ones are usually found in the smaller feeder streams and creeks, that are often closed to the general public, for spawning and special reproduction purposes.
Same thing goes for all of your 'catch and release' waters.
Like whenever I see some naive [easy pickings] sign that says, "catch and release only"...
I'M THERE DUDE!
Hey, even if she has been caught and released a few times by some other guys; she's still a keeper to me.
PS JEFF: Your shiny white bald head looks exactly like the full moon in the AN AMERICAN WAREWOLF IN LONDON prophecy movie trailer.
See every movie ever made where the Greek frat brats moon all of today's social/ist media geeks like you.

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