I prefer the first ROCKETMAN publicity trailer over the watered down versions now playing in suburban movie theaters everywhere.
Which turned out to be the secret reason why all of those crazy polygamist Muslims launched over 700 rockets into Israel on the opening [horse race] weekend of LONG SHOT.
Whereas in the first one, yours truly is portrayed as a mormon polygamist on the down low who knows the cure to suffocating [christian] homosexuality.
As was pre-depicted on that iconic threeway cover of VANITY FAIR, featuring Tom Ford hooking up with Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley at the same time.
Putting to bed all of those rumors about yours truly being a closet homo.
Yeah I know, flyfishing is kind of gay; but not as gay as monogamy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES RUMORS
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