MY SECRET SECOND UNIT

First of all, whenever I look at a girl from a filmmaker's P.O.V., I try to imagine another girl much like her in every other shot or scene.
For example, when I report on here that we will need 4 virgin hard body teens for my next two SAILOR DOG movies, we're actually talking about 4 pairs of them.
Don't doubt me on this one.
There are probably about as many tall eastern European robobabes parading around Edmonds on any given weekend as there will be all this week at Cannes.
Thank you Mother Russia.
Per that prophetic west coast BEACH BOYS' song that goes, "...two girls for every boy."
And yes, both of my BIG LEBOWSKI pictures will have that kind of nasty logic retro 1960s beach party theme music.
Ergo, for every eight white girls in a French bikini, we will include at least two negro girls with huge butts in the background.
My secret business plan being, we want to appeal to my older Jeff Dowd stoner crowd from Seattle; as well as the younger "Welcome home Mr. Relf" generation of my  three readopted sons Sean, Andy and Chad.
Who are now starting to show up in droves at every BIG LEBOWSKI mini film festival happening from Austin, Texas to Edmonds, Washington.
Searching for something that has more deep and lasting meaning to their pathetic little social media lives.
The latter venue holding the world wide premier of both movies, back to back in 2020.
Then everybody goes nextdoor for the best White Russians south of Vancouver, BC.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES  MOVIES