SON OF LEBOWSKI opens with his old wooden classic vampire movie sailboat slowly drifting into some harbor, which mysteriously moves into it's exact berth location
Then the dude gingerly climbs up from below deck, sporting a major zoombiesk hangover, wondering where in the hell has everone gone.
And the only other person we see is some very stressed out woman standing there on the dock, iPHONE in hand, who was expecting to meet her 16 year-old daughter there.
Of course, later the dude tells the bartender that he didn't have a clue "... what the fuck she wanted man."
So eventually, all of the 4 gorgeous girls' [still very good looking] mothers start stalking the dude around town, since the local cops refuse to look into it, demanding to know what happened to them.
Is the dude a serial sex cult murderer?
And did their foolish mothers let their naive daughters go on an exotic sailboat cruise around the world with him, just because he was some famous eccentric multimillionaire worth at least $2,000,000 in MICROSOFT.
Who might later return the favor?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES SCREENPLAY
CASTING NOTES: We'll caught up the money, one way or the other, to pay Nicole Kidman to be the first distressed dockside mother in line for my above double feature movie. Then after that; Sienna Miller er all will fall into line like DOMINOS.
Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus will agree to be in my LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS movies if the deal also includes the money to make JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
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