America's Uncle Sam negro figurehead president once stood in front of NO.10 in London and urged the country's subjects of the sovereign Queen to vote no on BREXIT.
Ergo, no.10 opens with Uncle Martian declaring a "...miscarriage of justice..." when the copper is writing up a 'red flag' parking ticket for the liberal journalist's British TRIUMPH space rocket kiddie ride metaphore.
Then the illegal alien Uncle Martian manages to obtain a new California drivers license, even though he has no genuine American birth certificate or black ink citizenship fingerprints.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS DAVID LETTERMAN: More comedy, less drama. Stick with what you are good at; not with what you are bad at.
Don't make the same mistake that Jim Carrey made.
"Everyone is given a special gift in this life." BOOGIE NIGHTS
Use it wisely.
1970S NOTES: Yesterday afternoon, the no.196 bus stopped at the 711 bus stop on Hwy.524, as a box truck from ROCKET CHOCOLATES drove by; also specializing in nut snacks and beef jerky.
Right there is the kiddie playground for the ABC Network's preschool, yada yada.
LDS MISSIONARY JOURNAL NOTES: I could just hear the drive-by locals laughing behind my back as I was carrying a heavy gallon of [CRYSTAL SPRINGS] water back home from QFC.
"Jackie Treehorn carries a lot of shit in this town." SON OF LEBOWSK.
PS MEL GIBSON: I shit you not.
There is a little white Catholic church in Edmonds that still performs their Lord's Day mass service in latin.
What did I tell you?
My guys in Edmonds buy you out for 55 big ones in MICROSOFT.
You pay me back 10 big ones in tax free cash money on the barrel and under the table.
Nobody gets hurt.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Thank you for your personal 2+2 phone call invitation to your backyard BBQ event this Sunday afternoon, in my dreams, happening at your place up in the hills.
However, I already had promised Kendall Jenner that I would be hanging out with her poolside this weekend.
Think JAIL HOUSE ROCK meets LIVE A LITTLE LOVE A LITTLE.
Whatever, It's all good.
If not this weekend, maybe next weekend?
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