THE SECRE NO.1O

America's Uncle Sam negro figurehead president once stood in front of NO.10 in London and urged the country's subjects of the sovereign Queen to vote no on BREXIT.
Ergo, no.10 opens with Uncle Martian declaring a "...miscarriage of justice..." when the copper is writing up a 'red flag' parking ticket for the liberal journalist's British TRIUMPH space rocket kiddie ride metaphore.
Then the illegal alien Uncle Martian manages to obtain a new California drivers license, even though he has no genuine American birth certificate or black ink citizenship fingerprints.

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PS DAVID LETTERMAN: More comedy, less drama. Stick with what you are good at; not with what you are bad at.
Don't make the same mistake that Jim Carrey made.
"Everyone is given a special gift in this life." BOOGIE NIGHTS
Use it wisely.
1970S NOTES: Yesterday afternoon, the no.196 bus stopped at the 711 bus stop on Hwy.524, as a box truck from ROCKET CHOCOLATES drove by; also specializing in nut snacks and beef jerky.
Right there is the kiddie playground for the ABC Network's preschool, yada yada.
LDS MISSIONARY JOURNAL NOTES: I could just hear the drive-by locals laughing behind my back as I was carrying a heavy gallon of [CRYSTAL SPRINGS] water back home from QFC.
"Jackie Treehorn carries a lot of shit in this town." SON OF LEBOWSK.
PS MEL GIBSON: I shit you not.
There is a little white Catholic church in Edmonds that still performs their Lord's Day mass service in latin.
What did I tell you?
My guys in Edmonds buy you out for 55 big ones in MICROSOFT.
You pay me back 10 big ones in tax free cash money on the barrel and under the table.
Nobody gets hurt.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Thank you for your personal 2+2 phone call invitation to your backyard BBQ event this Sunday afternoon, in my dreams, happening at your place up in the hills.
However, I already had promised Kendall Jenner that I would be hanging out with  her poolside this weekend.
Think JAIL HOUSE ROCK meets LIVE A LITTLE LOVE A LITTLE.
Whatever, It's all good.
If not this weekend, maybe next weekend?

THE SECRET ROCKET BLUEPRINTS

In no.9, the little horn's Mars rocket gets stabilized during the final 70 weeks in DANIEL 9.
Thanks to the episode's SAILOR DOG forerunner chainletter that stands for today's secret GSR/TWN email news letter.
That eventually leads us to a junkyard in San Pedro.
Which had sold Uncle Martian's 1960s era Mars rocket fantasy kiddie [10 cent] ride to some CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets FATAL ATTRACTION.
However, everything ends well with the doggies sitting down to a great D&C 58 prime rib feast, topped off with a juicy G RATED boner for desert.

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THE SECRET READING

"No, no... God No!.. Burn the body... Get rid of it." BURN AFTER READING
Which came out during the 2008 fall election of America's first half black president, who was secretly born in Africa. [Rhymes with America]
XXXXXXXXX
Therefore, shortly after Wednesday's BETTY MUELLER MEMORIAL no.16 fire station press conference, a black man set his body on fire in Washington, DC.
In confirmation of Mr. Meuller trying to burn the evidence about his attempt to take out a duly elected PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, back in 16.
Per the above film's two most mightly lines that read, "What is it?" and "What is it?"
Then the gay guy from the gym is just shocked that the DNC didn't get any money for it in the upcoming 2020 election.

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PS TROXELL: Now that your web site is the hottest little secret in Hollywood, I'm thinking we make SON OF LEBOWSKI as the breakout film that the antihero of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE finally gets to shoot.
After taking at least 11 years to make it after he had graduated from BYU film school back in 2008.
That way, we could convert all of the 'fucking' dialogue into "fricken" or maybe even "farking".
Plus, we could cast a couple of hot topless 16 year-old transgender boys to be hanging out on top deck; without worrying about getting an R rating for nudity.
Meanwhile, Jackie Treehorn will be keeping a sharp eye out here for any local talent.

THE SECRET EVIDENCE EPISODE

"And I'm the only one who knows about it..." STARDUST MEMORIES
Crazy Bob's impromptu television news press conference was a Divinely inspired confirmation of the crazy 8-BALL [black&white] episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Which described today's political Chinatown ping pong games being played out by the deeply secretive establishment in DC.
Where everything is based on mind reading whispers and knowing looks.
Whereas, today's  liberal insider Jewish click media still has no real interest in digging underneath the face of it.
Ergo, nobody in today's phony WATERGATE era media wants the evil CIA or FBI to declassify and thereby expose their fake news DEEP THROAT contacts.
Watch again the prophetic 2020 flash vision scenes in the movie trailer for BURN AFTER READING if you don't believe it.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Being rather new in the area, I decided to walk over to the ACE HARDWARE convenience store down in the Edmonds Village to see what they had to offer.
Where I learned that we can get a full smoked alderwood chichen for just 9.99 that serves at least three.
Hey, bring a girlfriend along.
Three's company and all that.
See every nudist sex cult colony beach tourist video ever made by STEVES EUROPE.
Hey, why let anything go to waste?
When half of the young and beautiful women in the third world are starving to death.
Plus, we can go over to that amazingly delicious German pancakes house nextdoor the morning after.
Just like they do in the SIDEWAYS movie prophecy.

DOING THE SECRET CHICKEN WALK

I had been secretly lusting after one of those garlic roasted hot chickens up at FREDDYS for days now.
Then I finally got my cue late this morning, which I knew was coming; but I just didn't know what day.
So I was looking at which checkout to take, in time to catch my bus ride back, when I found a picture of Reese Witherspoon posing beside Uncle Martian's fast silver space craft on pages 104 - 105 in the new June IN STYLE.
Which was kind of a double whammy for me.
 Since I had been dead set on going down to checkout Ms Holmes' DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS rehearsal space on Dayton, after hearing about those twisters in Dayton, Ohio on the Rush Limbaugh show.
Plus I had a vision of a car bearing '... 528' plates pulling away from the curb in front of that French expatriot bar in Edmonds. So I kind of wanted to be there for it on Carey Mulligan's 34th birthday.
Oh well, the beach weather is supposed to be getting better and better all this week anyway.

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THE SECRET DUMP

That dump truck rammed into Gloria Estefan's [Steves] recording studio down in beach town Miami in confirmation of that glory hole ring hanging off Lady Gaga's dump hole in sunny LA.
No doubt this was all about the weekend's new Elton John biopic.
But it certainly also had something to do with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP ordering all those secret document dumps.
[Rhymes with trumps.]
Which will show how Meuller's gay ass Russian investigation was just your standard third world government operation to take out the political opposition.

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MEMORIAL DAY NOTES: When I walked by Ken McLeod's memorial bench Monday, a car from South Dakota was parked nearby bearing '9D4 557' plates.
For the lost '... 557' Hwy.410 license plate sitting on my two witnesses' special 1260 days RADIO SHACK unit since the 90s.
I last saw him in 1994.
Later, around 1997, he sent me a very prophetically ironic email that said, "Get a life."
You betcha darling, Howard Stern is definately society's EX-LAX pill.
SNEAK PEEK NOTES: Right after episode 8 ended, no.9 started right up.
But before I was able to cut it off, I saw Uncle Martian standing beside his silver rocket down in the garage.
Then later that same day, I saw a topless silver 1960s ALFA ROMEO roadster zipping past the BELAIR building on 3rd with the same aerodynamic front hood look alike design.

THE MIDNIGHT COWBOY SECRET

Jon Voight's double video tweets Friday night about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP being the greatest [tall blond Jewish Jesus savior] President since Abraham Lincoln were confirm by those two huuge boulders than rolled down the mountain on Hwy.145 in Colorado cowboy country; on the Friday night of the Jewish Sabbath.
That were moved by g-d from out of the mountain in DANIEL 2, in order to make place for no.45's carved image of Babylon on the southwest edge of MOUNT RUSHMORE NATIONAL MEMORIAL; located due south of Rockerville, South Dakota, off of Hwy.16.
Happening at the same time that the same rough riders from Sturges were kicking off their [PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE] Alamo, Texas style rally in Washington, DC.
The above 5.24 date happening to be an Edmonds Ridge omen about the BETTY MUELLER MEMORIAL fire station no.16 location along Hwy.524.
Remember the Alamo's final standoff down in San Antonio, Texas.
Which was a prophetic object lesson about today's overwhelming EZEKIEL 38 invasion of the undefended cities of white Israel.

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CRAZY 8 NOTES: That squirrely fence sitting politician in episode 8 looks like the always putting it short golfer LBJ.
Remember, this 1963 sitcom came out around the same time that JFK was assassinated in Dallas, Texas by a lone gunman.
Wherefore, Uncle Martian advises the sunny Californian LA TIMES newspaper reporter to stop pretending to read the mind of Donald Trump er all, and just start reporting what is really and truly happening in the news.

MY SECRET PASSION

Episode 8 is all about those overly emotional juvinile Jew boys writing for the NYT who needed to calm down and get their facts straight.
And start facing the issues using real facts, instead of fake news facts.
"Passion is the enemy of precision." THE ZERO EFFECT
"The media is the enemy of America." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP
Therefore, Uncle Martian lets the clock run out at midnight for today's latest Ciderella Boy.
As just confirmed by the London timeline of that symbolic 4.0 orgasm happening off the coast of Oregon, due west of Florence.
In confirmation of yours truly taking over the reins at STEVES EUROPE, after my own long lost friend Steven Fresh dies from cancer.

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PS BUD: This one's on you buddy.
That retired guy who just got his heart chewed up and bled out by an Asian tiger shark in Hawaii was a sacrificial lamb example for you.
You can't even caught up 10% of my dead mother's 120k in inheritance cash, you deserve the standard 90-10 Hollywood theater distribution fuck you deal.
No tip included.
Same thing goes for you too Bruce Willis, Mr. Courageous no action hero.
PS MEL: Please inform your staff to use the standard 2+2 code when they call my own private Utah line at 801 310 8543, using your 'UNKNOWN' caller ID; otherwise they just get cut off and shit canned.
For my newer readers; this means that you let it ring two times, then you call me back a second time.

MY SECRET FISHING HOLE

Obviously, something very fishy is going on back in DC.
For example.
Lady Gaga was just snapped being escorted to some secret recording studio out in LA by my marred servant in 3 NEPHI 2O/21; her sporting a white Coud 9 bun and wearing Elton John style 42 months stompers.
Complete with steel vagina ring handgranade pin hanging right between her chocolate brownies fudge hole and her public bathroom glory hole; take your pick.

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CAZY 8 BALL NOTES: Have not seen episode 8 yet.
Don't have a clue what no.8 is about.
But I was chomping at the bit to watch it so badly it last night.
So then I could hurry up and see if the 9th one relates in any way to Tarantino's 9th 1960s era movie.
However, Michael told me in his own special way to, "Slow down cowboy."
Whereas even the gay cowgirls don't get excited as fast as the gay cowboys do in the two movie tailers for EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES and DRUGSTORE COWBOY.
PS TROXELL: We could use those 3 big ones from Sandra Bullock for just preproduction seed money.
If she only wants Gus Van Sant to write and direct SON OF LEBOWSKI in his own laid back stoner style.
Which makes a lot of sense, since Nicole Kidman did co-star in his liberal media psycho bitch movie called TO DIE FOR.

THE SECRET LOOK

The less politically correct among us have been joking about Barack Obama's strange looking antenna ears for years now.
Not knowing that our instinctive feelings and emotions would become some kind of a prophetic [1964 era] reaction to the Uncle Martian prophecies in MY FAV O MARTIAN.
Whereas the illegal alien's own antennae look exactly like any two rabbit tv antennas on some old black and white 19" television.
Probably bearing a factory manufactured date circa 8.04.61.

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PS HOWARD STERN: The Father always crucifies and tortures those whom he loves the most.
Hey, love hurts.
See every YOUTUBE video ever made about Padre Pio.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Moving up to our cousin's BRANCH DAVIDIAN home in Edmonds was a dream come true.
PS BUD: You tossed overboard your father's old grumpy 7hp JOHNSSON [trolling] motor idol for the time when the Chicago, SEARS TOWER store in Lynwood, Washington would be closed and shut down forever.
Uncle Bob having been a shoe salesman at their northeast Seattle store on 65th for 20 years.
BOEING, Everett er all now having been relocated to the SEARS TOWER look alike TRUMP TOWER landmark in FERRIS MEULLERS DAY OFF born again 1980s  Reaganite prophecy in THE BIG LEBOWSKI prophecy.
And then he relocated down to BYU to become a special ed teacher for all of those white flour children victims.
Sacrificing his own life later, by dying from the severe food poisoning of Babylon at a restuarant in Orem, Utah called CHUCK ARAMA.
PS STEVEN FRESH: I tried to reserve a seat at this Saturday's French Riviera tourist class at EUROPE.
But it was all sold out...
Maybe next time.
And if you don't believe it, you can check out his world famous web site at www.ricksteves.com.

THE SECERT BIRTH PLACE

The full vagina jokes come to an end in episode 7 after the Sunset Blvd. stripper finds out that the illegal alien Uncle Martian was not really born in [birth] Canal Fulton, Ohio, America.
Located due south of Clinton in Stark County, Ohio; over from McDonaldsville, USA, and MSNBC/CNN's Lake Cable landmark, near Everhard Road.
Shizam!

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COAST LISTERNER NOTES: The number '64' appeared when that demo child was being exorcised for a message from God about THE 1964 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT.
Which is at the root of today's evil fascistic equality politics in America.
Such as it once was all the rage in the ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD fantasy make believe movie.

THE SECRET PORNO

In the 7th episode of the G-RATED family sitcom series MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, Tim falls in love with an unseen lady whose name rhymes with painful clitoris.
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian goes gaga for a mystery woman sitting on some inscribed city park memorial bench; situated right below an open tree trunk split that looks like a gaping vagina with swollen lips.
Public parks being your tradition destination for having anonymous [deep throat] sex with strangers.
Or what is often just called "strange flesh" sex at 2bc.info.
For example, those downloaded hard copy DNC emails were passed on to some mysterious British stranger in some public DC park; who had some kind of unconfirmed contacts in London with Julian Assange.
And when the secret patriotic American agent was assassinated later by two of Barack Obama's negro henchmen, Assange put up a $20,000 cash reward to find out who done it.

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THE SECRET INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

Episode 7 features a prophetic non look alike Kate Hudson before her plastic surgery look alike do over took place.
In confirmation of the fake looking do-over investigations in Congress lead by that brown skinned white woman Nancy Pelosi.
And the tv series features an older dude with a haircut who looks like a good caucasian 58ish PG RATED Barack Obama from certain angles.
Talk about falling in love at first sight; completely based on elation instead of reason.
Ergo, Kate just had her third love child with her third THIRD ROCK lover.
Making her the perfect composite material girl figure to be the one prophesied of in the above MY FAVORITE MARTIAN candy box episode.
By that, I mean that she also looks like Britney Spears from a certain angle; and from another angle she looks like Gwyneth Paltrow.
Which is the whole idea when one is trying to come up with a mysterious looking female in your movie or tv show who is supposed to represent the church lady in REVELATION 17; whose official title is 'MYSTERY'.

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EU NOTES: No.10 Downing Street is a prophetic ten virgins last days landmark.
For when yours truly was also living in Holliday, Utah down on Fardown Ave. Just up the street from that naive Mr.Anderson jack mormon fool during the phony WATERGATE [[TRUMP]] CONDO/HOTEL complex news scandal era.
Back when Dr.Evil's WAPO was also comparing Richard Nixon to Adolf Hitler on a regular 1260/1290/1335 daily basis.

THE SECRET SHORTCUT

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP cut off his meeting with the 42 months 666 antichrist crowd in confirmation of the last two cut offs at the end of the 70 weeks prophecy.
Leading up to his [walk in the park] reelection campaign in 2020.
Hey, time is money. And America has definitely run of time with these peoples' of the small cap "little prince" in DANIEL 9 meets little miss No.9.
9 being the traditional symbol in numerology that stands for something that has finally come to an end.
Like when Gisele Bundchen had announced that her catwalking career had come to an end at the start of the final 70 weeks of happenings in DANIEL 9.

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PS KATE HOLMES: Don't forget our date.
Edmond's DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS are doing some SHER/LOCK HOLMES secret mystery theater production by Katie Forgette in June; details and tickets available at edmondsdriftwoodplayers.org
Oh yeah, "Jackie Treehorn carries a lot of water in this town." THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
[You know me, always looking to discover new talent.]

THE SECRET DISH

THE MAN ON THE COUCH episode opens with the 2BC prophecy about the mormon church suddenly getting cleaned, like a dirty plate platter, in one quick swipe under running hot water.
That would happen after the never Trumper prophecy is fulfilled in DANIEL 9.
Which will be all wrapped up by around this time next year.
Then yours truly gets an extended 15 years vacation, all expenses paid, circa ISAIAH 38.
Wherein my own personal sun dial calendar goes back around 10% [in tithing/years] almost overnight.
"58 is the bait." Comparing myself to Iggy Pop, circa 2008,
But then the hard part starts.
Nobody gets to look 28ish again, until and unless, they check out, and check into the two movie trailer ideas portrayed in TENDER MERCIES and 28 DAYS.

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THE SECRET SPOILER ALERT

That pretty little underaged virgin girl who tells the other LeBowski what an amazing ham acter he is in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD is nonother than the daughter of Gisele Bundchen.
Because I saw her last night in a visionary dream about her mother giving me a dirty look, while she was hiding behind her skirt giving me google.com eyes.
I know, MAMMA MIA probably never even saw my brilliant performances in SHIZAM, but her two little girls probably saw it two or three times.
Cue the rude awaking sirens pouring out of the BETTY MUELLER MEMORIAL fire station no.16 on top of the Edmonds Ridge in the middle of the night, coming off of Hwy.524.
Like fucking every other night, for Christ's sake.

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GREG'S FRIED CABBAGE: Your standard sweet onion and cabbage stir fry is pretty hard to beat with any of your more pink meat char fish cookings, especially Dolly Varden [bull trout] and land locked silvers.

THE SECRET SESSIONS

Mrs. Brown walks in on the private couch session with a brown sack of brownies in THE MAN ON THE COUCH episode.
For a future Sodom and Egypt anal sex joke that is at the root of today's cloudy morality climate change issues.
When even the journalists at FOX are now in bed with today's trendy homogaysexual politics.
Seriously folks.
Is there a more gay sounding place in all of America than a Catholic college town called South Bend?
And the local boyish mayor's nickname is 'Mayor Pete'?
And FOX is reporting that he is the hotest thing since Barry Obama?
Who everybody and his dog knew was a regular on the Chicago gay club scene.
Except for your average Joe, who just reads the newspapers, and gets his evening news from tv.
In fulfillment of the oddly [unmarried but very handsome] reporter in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN being Irish.
And whose typical old grumpy fag like room mate/partner is supposedly his 'uncle'.
Looks fishy if you ask me.

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BOOK NOTES: Howard Stern's new book called HOWARD STERN COMES AGAIN is about the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Whereas the dude in THE BIG LEBOWSKI was a generational Howard Stern figure.
"I'll be there man." Says Mr. Relf in the movie trailer.
"I'm the other LeBowski." says Jeff's younger stepbrother in the two sequels.
Played by Brad Pitt, the elder, and Justin Bieber the younger.

GREG'S SECRET RECIPE BOOK

 By the hand of g-d, UNFREEDOM OF THE PRESS was meant to roll out INSYNC with my latest series of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN journalist postings.
Or like the wise Father says in MY THREE SONS, "It's pretty silly, but it works."
Or to paraphrase my blond Dutch Father in AP:III, "Can I paint his penis gold?.. That's kind of my thing."

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PS JIM CARREY: Abortion is experimental Nazi medicine designed to control and take over the world.
More Italian, less Chinese.
GREG'S CALAMARI: When you see the squids are running through the fishing pier in Edmonds, by the millions, it's hide tide time for my calamari linguini.
So just fry em up in a garlic butter basil sauce dipping with fresh French bread, and skip the pasta linguini nonsense.

THE SECRET FORECASTING COUCH

Uncle Martian is suffering from today's severe climate change consequences of Sodom and Egypt in THE MAN ON THE COUCH episode.
Which always happens when man becomes lifted up in his pride, and then decides to change God's eternal laws.
And voila, suddenly, there are no more protective clouds in the sky.
As just confirmed by that blue SKYY vodka promotion for gay pride catching on fire in THE NEW YORK TIMES newspaper SQUARE.
Per the above 6th episode featuring the SUN's liberal reporter lying on a couch, as Uncle Martian is examining the bald Jewish psychiatrist over at the ward.
That ends with the shrink deciding to take a second honeymoon in 2020.
Probably down in South America, where that Canadian tourist plane just crashed into the REV.13:1 sea, killing all five of it's foolish five virgin [border] fence sitting voters.

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SPOILER ALERTS: Eventually the dude ends up having fucking hot middle-aged threeway makeup-sex with all 4 of the movie's crazy mothers.
Who had originally allowed their beautiful young virgin daughters go with him on his spiritual awaking [Hindu Christian] sailboat trip around the world.
Think:
Nicole Kidman
Renee Zellwegger
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jennifer Aniston
Kate Hudson
Gwynneth Paltrow
Angelina Jolie
Neve Campbell
Angeline Lilly
And the secret email list goes on...
PS ERIC JADE/RHOLM: No worries mate.
I just found my two necessary white cotton shirts, a nice pair of pressed slacks, plus a pair of size 10.5 dress shoes; all on sale at TARGET.
Which I definitely will be wearing when I go back to church every Sunday with my cousin David and my adopted stepbrother Kit Winn.
Right after the two witnesses are lying in the street for 3 1/2 days that is.
Let's not kid ourselves here.

SECRET SPOILER AMBER ALERT

SON OF LEBOWSKI opens with his old wooden classic vampire movie sailboat slowly drifting into some harbor, which mysteriously moves into it's exact berth location
Then the dude gingerly climbs up from below deck, sporting a major zoombiesk hangover, wondering where in the hell has everone gone.
And the only other person we see is some very stressed out woman standing there on the dock, iPHONE in hand, who was expecting to meet her 16 year-old daughter there.
Of course, later the dude tells the bartender that he didn't have a clue "... what the fuck she wanted man."
So eventually, all of the 4 gorgeous girls' [still very good looking] mothers start stalking the dude around town, since the local cops refuse to look into it, demanding to know what happened to them.
Is the dude a serial sex cult murderer?
And did their foolish mothers let their naive daughters go on an exotic sailboat cruise around the world with him, just because he was some famous eccentric multimillionaire worth at least $2,000,000 in MICROSOFT.
Who might later return the favor?

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CASTING NOTES: We'll caught up the money, one way or the other, to pay Nicole Kidman to be the first distressed dockside mother in line for my above double feature movie. Then after that; Sienna Miller er all will fall into line like DOMINOS.
Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus will agree to be in my LAST TWO TANGOS IN PARIS movies if the deal also includes the money to make JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.

THE SECRET BULLSHIT

On the same day that Joe Biden declared that the middle is the future of America, some South African drop kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger in the back because he too is a long time sports champion of the middle of the road [MEN IN BLACK FBI] back stabbers in LOST HIGHWAY meets MISS CONGENIALITY: 1&2.
As just confirmed by my back-burner wife Madonna trying to move me to the center with her silly pop culture finale in Israel.
Flash forward to episode 6 of the 1st season of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Haven't watched it yet.
Have no idea what it is about.
Which makes it all the more interesting to me.
"I'll be back..." Arnold Schwarzenegger, sometime during the Reaganite 80s.
Whatever, that very physically fit 57ish expatriot French bar bartender down in the Edmonds Village is originally from South Africa.
Or like my half Jewish gun slinger antihero says to the Irish bartender in MONTANA meets BLAZING SADDLES, "Nobody pours em like you."

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Last night I dreamed that you had become very frustrated and angry with me; because I had mixed up your clean laundry white socks with your dirty laundry colored socks.

THE SECRET SCOOP

Woody Allen just scooped the bullshit media with his surprise trailer release for A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK on social media.
What's next?
Tomorrow we see fresh snaps of the cast and crew having a big bash on some vintage sailboat over in Nice?
After the latest photos of Elle Fanning role playing the Princess of England on the red carpet?
Stranger things have happened.
Remember, this is Hollywood.
Where even your most loyal business partners can turn on you for a dime.

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411 NOTES: Little [666] Chip is studying his vintage 1990s KINKOS copy of the 2BC on a ring binder in the 4:11 flash video of every episode of MY THREE SONS ever made.

THE SECRET BULLETIN

YOUTHTUBE's secret 411 video of every single MY THREE SONS episode ever made, from 1960 to 1972, is what the dying mean when they see their entire life flash before their eyes in a nano second.
As just played out by that new undead zombie movie that opened CANNES.
Which is all about the undead PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP winning the 2020 [white car] race again in the VIVA LAS VEGAS country music AM radio station prophecy.
In homage to all of those memorial park benches of the undead memories in Edmonds, Washington.
Spoiler alert!
Basically, both SON OF LEBOWSKI and THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI are campy zombie vampire movies.
But with a certain FATHER KNOWS BEST meets LEAVE IT TO BEAVER twist.
Hell, how else could we make those two movies as interesting, entertaining and financially viable as the first one, on a total budget of $3,000,000?
"Money doesn't grow on trees in this family." AN EDUCATION

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PS CHAD: Section 51 at 2bc.info is about my own 1951 birth certificate.
LOCAL SHOPPER TIPS: QFC just got in only a few cases each of the most heavenly tasting fig orange marbleade jam in the world; at $5.99 a bottle no less; originating from the 101 Dalmations Coast of Croatia' S prophetic film locations in WAG THE DOG:II.
Circa, the parable of the fig tree is now happening.
HORSE RACING TIPS: The new $20,000,000 long shot KENTUCKY DERBY remake is obviously about the 2020 reelection of
RESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Think GOLDMEMBER meets A VIEW TO A KILL.

MY SECRET THREE SONS

Rather than wading through hundreds of MY THREE SONS' amazingly inspired episodic prophecies, save yourself a lot of time and trouble by just viewing the popular 4:11 minute 'look alikes' cut video on YOUTUBE.
Or like they always say on EXTRA TV, "Get the 411 right here!"
Where in the above condensed version, father makes the tv picture come in clear via my very raddling GSR/TWN blog, using a Seattle/Kirkland, Washington based WINDOWS system.
Juxtaposed to the Father's templre veil curtains and 4 computer wall art depictions of today's popular tablets.
While his middle son is sitting on the sofa playing video games on a tablet.
And his elder son Rob is complaining about some Greg Relf look alike swinger at school who has raddled one of my sorority sister wives wearing an evergreen dress.
Me probably living in a [basement] cave and only coming out at night.
Meanwhile, the show's future patriarchal father figure, such as Bill Fresh, or maybe crazy Ray Adams, has to admit that, "It's pretty silly, but it works."
Refering to the video's matching socks routine about matching up the races together in the upcoming laundry cleaning cycles.
And when the tv finally does come back on, we hear the charge of the white man's cavalry; seeking revenge on the savages who had been attacking them for 42 months.
Notice that my BFF in the numbered lockers scene at ROOSEVELT H.S. in north Seattle is a Woody Norris look alike.

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THE SECRET ANGEL

Episode 5 of season 1 has Uncle Martian driving the liberal media crazy with his constant GSR/TWN index finger pointing.
Like when my future VICTORIA'S SECRET ANGELA brings up the latest fake news report about there being no intellegent life on the Red [state] Planet of Mars.
Just like all of those never TWNers who still say that my signs and wonders reports are just "tricks".
Which are designed to fool the foolish into accepting the highly improbable and far out election results of 2016.
Hello Steven Fresh.
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian explains that the reason why today's media is in such a "mess" is due to their never-ending fake news headlines, which are simply "wrong".
However, the liberal public education teacher still insists that my daily GSR/TWN news reports are "pure fantansy".
While Dr.Evil persists in his [ROCKETMAN] movie SI-FI plot to colonize and civilize THE THIRD ROCK sitcom TV concept via his new PRIME video network.
And even Angela's mother starts mentally streaming THE TWILIGHT ZONE as the source for her arguments.

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PS CHAD HARKOM: When your natural born [hard headed] father rejects the plain truth of the fully restored gospel, then you have the God given right to seek adoption into a [MY THREE SONS] family that accepts the revealed Word of God's responsibilities, as recorded online at 2bc.info .
PS USA TODAY: "Say goodbye to all this..." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

MY SECRET SECOND UNIT

First of all, whenever I look at a girl from a filmmaker's P.O.V., I try to imagine another girl much like her in every other shot or scene.
For example, when I report on here that we will need 4 virgin hard body teens for my next two SAILOR DOG movies, we're actually talking about 4 pairs of them.
Don't doubt me on this one.
There are probably about as many tall eastern European robobabes parading around Edmonds on any given weekend as there will be all this week at Cannes.
Thank you Mother Russia.
Per that prophetic west coast BEACH BOYS' song that goes, "...two girls for every boy."
And yes, both of my BIG LEBOWSKI pictures will have that kind of nasty logic retro 1960s beach party theme music.
Ergo, for every eight white girls in a French bikini, we will include at least two negro girls with huge butts in the background.
My secret business plan being, we want to appeal to my older Jeff Dowd stoner crowd from Seattle; as well as the younger "Welcome home Mr. Relf" generation of my  three readopted sons Sean, Andy and Chad.
Who are now starting to show up in droves at every BIG LEBOWSKI mini film festival happening from Austin, Texas to Edmonds, Washington.
Searching for something that has more deep and lasting meaning to their pathetic little social media lives.
The latter venue holding the world wide premier of both movies, back to back in 2020.
Then everybody goes nextdoor for the best White Russians south of Vancouver, BC.

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THE SECRET TREATMENT

Truth be told, I only have a brief treatment, outline and detailed 20-page synopsis in mind for SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Which is pretty much the way that Larry David works with his impromptu performances for CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
Knowing full well, THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI will just write itself during the two weeks production of the first one.
And you will not get the full screenplay out of me until you pay me for it up front.
And pay me you will.
Per that suicidal [final 42 months] Howard Stern look alike bit actor who just jumped off of a freeway bridge to nowhere in Arizona; just after Howard Stern confessed that he had secretly voted for Hillary Clinton herself back in 2016.
Because that is what his tall blond Christian monogomist wife told him to do.
"Guys will say or do anything to get laid." Howard Stern, 1994.

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CASTING NOTES: My secret second unit director will be scouring the beaches during CANNES 72,
in search of those 4 tall topless girls for my two THE BIG LEBOWSKI rip offs.
Remember, always hold your head up straight, shoulders to the square, as if you were trying to balance an invisible book on top of your head.
Who knows, you might just be the next Chloe Moretz in my next two LAST TANGO IN PARIS rip offs.

THE SECRET LOCATION SHOOT

Turns out God has me scheduled to scout out the precisce location for my two SON OF LEBOWSKI rip offs this Thursday up in Everett, Washington.
That are also based upon the iconic best selling small book for little virgin children called, THE SAILOR DOG.
For an artistic magazine cover story to hide behind.
Having recently been tipped off anyway about the marinas up there being more accommodating to their old salty live-in boat owners.
Lots of older twin cabin VOLVOs tied up there as well, but still in good seaworthy condition.
Plus, the name cast can fly in and out of pain without worrying about the paparazzi nazis.
Ever seen an embarrassing tabloid photo of Nicole Kidman er all getting off some private jet in Everett, sans hubby?
Me neither.

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MOVIE NOTES: The prophetic physical transfiguration movie trailer for 1958's HOUSEBOAT is worth a second look right now.

THE SECRET SHOWING

A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK will finally be shown for what it is at CANNES this year.
As an example of God's Divine timing behind the scenes of such cinematic prophesies as FOR YOUR EYES ONLY and IN LIKE FLINT.
Now happening simultaneously at some nice little beach community in France.
While yours truly is hanging out in Edmonds, Washington's little expatriot French bar nextdoor to the theater.
Whereas, the day can not be "reiny" without having a www.cloudmakerpictures.com type weather forcast.

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DRIFTWOOD PLAYER NOTES: We will be casting at least 4 local legal aged girls in SON OF LEBOWSKI and THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
Probably two of them sporting huge double D size dirty pillow clouds, and the other two should be as flat as a 15 year-old boy.
Plus, all four of them must be fairly tall and have nice broad shoulders, like Keira Knightley.
PS KEN KEISLER: I know we talked about making SON OF LEBOWSKI 1&2 in the Marin County area.
Hey, shit happens, the weather changes...
So then you just pack all of your equipment into the truck and move on to another location.

THE SECRET DOSSIERE LETTER

The future FBI under PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP tells the liberal media reporter that he has been, "...creating false hysteria."
By publishing various fake news reports, and using "annonimous" sourced letters, straight from the trash can; about Russian spying in episode 4, entitled RUSSIANS ARE IN SEASON.
As just confirmed by the DOJ's new goatee guy investigator into the RUMOR HAS IT dossiere trash that was used to spy on political opponents.
Which comes to light when uncle Martian is strapped to a lie detector printer that creates the image of a grass skirt dancer from Barack Obama's Hawaii.
But then he gets the 'crazy conspiracy guy' treatment after getting the needle and confessing that Obama was not really born there.

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COAST TO COAST NOTES: Sunday's 'Paul is dead.' conspiracies show was just confirmed by the [Gosple of Paul] Sunday school teacher Jimmy Carter just getting hip surgery.
Per the iconic hippie stylings on the secret SARGENT PEPPERS album.
The word "hippie" coming from Chinese opium addicts who lie around all day on their hips, while smoking the proverbial Indian peace pipe.
See every movie where the hippy Julia Roberts portrays the universal values of Hindu Christianity and Franciscan Catholicism, circa D&C 76 meets 2BC 76.

THE SECRET VISITATION

I only got it too, like two hours later, that my secret visit to TRADER JOES happened at the same time that the China trade war reports were rolling out on the old fashion network tv news shows.
Where I picked up a loaf of their "soft" values whole wheat bread, that is a cut above the other mainstream brands, but still is a cut below what you can get at that GREAT HARVEST bakery over at Lake Forest Park on Rt.104, located on the north side of Lake Washington.
See every tv episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIN where he can't stop name dropping.

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PS CHAD HARKOM: God never gave you any children from your own [2BC 51:42) loins because he did not want you to become saddled with some Asian looking [downs syndrome] adult monkey boy or girl for the rest of your life.
See the late 1980s movie trailer for DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS for example.
Which features Steve Martin acting like some future retarded John McCain never Trumper faker in a wheel chair who can not feel the pain of America's Republican Party base.

THE SECRET PRESCRIPTION

"This time it's personal." AP:1-2-3.
Suddenly blasting a loud and hard note sneeze, from out of nowhere, has always been a personal atomic bomb three woes omen on this blog.
Which explains why uncle Martian's sneezing attacks in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN no.3 leads to the liberal newspaper journalist finally deciding to grow a pair and start reporting the truth.
Rather than kissing up to his 666 [Never Trumper] mob boss newspaper's absurd and cartoonish, fake news depictions of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Therefore in the end, we see my crazy uncle figure opening up the Bible to ISAIAH 11:1 meets REVELATION 11:1.
After having told his secret garage apartment roommate that it's "...truth and honesty time."

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PS STEVEN FRESH: Seeing lots of fresh signs and omens about you and your father in my dreams lately.
But still not seeing much follow up action in any real life or real time terms.
PS JIM: That restricted goldmember club in the suprise CADDYSHACK bomb explosion prophecy was a redacted [restricted] crazy Bob thing.
See the prophetic Greek President movie trailer warning FOR YOUR EYES ONLY if you don't believe it.
The one where my middle aged James Bond warns his underaged 27ish girlfriend about the dangerous pit falls of becoming obsessed with seeking revenge on her x-boyfriends.
For example, Adam Shiff once had a huge crush on Bob Mueller.
But now he hates his guts.
PS PBS: It's high time for you guys and gals to rid yourselves of this kind of immature Jewish run high school newspaper reporting.
PS TROXELL: The latest weather report says that the month of May should have lots of protective clouds and moderate temps.
For a real life/time example of the one who will gracefully and gently sprinkle the nations.

A SECRET CLUE

Last night I was thinking about watching the third way episode of MY SECRET MARTIAN.
But after I read a briefing on it, that described Uncle Martian having a cold that messes up all of his super powers in D&C 85, etc. I skipped forward to the 4th one.
Because that one was about all of those suspicious looking clueless politicians in DC who seem to be hypnotically possessed by today's pop culture Russian spy conspiracy theories.
However, I got a visual transmission later that night of me caughing up a fit.
Suggesting that I should see the third one before I see the fourth one.
Line upon line, precept upon precept, first things first, and all that.
"Don't try to run too fast..." Jesus Christ.

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THE SECRET GIRL

"This is the girl." says Justin Theroux in the satanic mormon polygamy temple rites [PLAYBOY CASTLE] prophecy MULHOLLAND DR.
Whereas the teenager who has a teacher's crush me in the MATCHMAKER episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN is Britney Spears.
Whose inspired pink pussy PEPSI commercial, "...for those who think young." captures the essence of the series' 1963 era.
Wherein the alien invader causes Britney to change her mind by transferring his thoughts and voices into her head.
As just confirmed by Jesus giving Britney a new court hearing in order to get rid of her current old and dying 666 estate executor.
Don't forget, Britney Spears opens AUSTIN POWERS II: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED.
Which was the one that revealed the true identity and location of Dr.Evil.
By exposing his not so secret lair up on top of the towering SPACE NEEDLE clock in THE STRANGER meets TBE THIRD MAN.
For a 1960s prophecy about Seattle becoming the futuristic free needle disposal capital of the world.
Yeah, really.

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THE SECRET MAGAZINE COVER

VANITY FAIR's new Nicole Kidman cover is a Divinely timed example of my love letters, arriving late in between the magazine covers, to the girl nextdoor in the second MATCHMAKER episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Complete with the requisite antichrist headline about FOX covering for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; who therefore will become politically resurrected again by Jesus Christ himself in 2020.
Whereas, the naive Jewish reporter's hot brunette babe in episode no.1 is definitely a 27ish Megan Fox look alike.

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SECRET FISHING HOLES: The best ones are usually found in the smaller feeder streams and creeks, that are often closed to the general public, for spawning and special reproduction purposes.
Same thing goes for all of your 'catch and release' waters.
Like whenever I see some naive [easy pickings] sign that says, "catch and release only"...
I'M THERE DUDE!
Hey, even if she has been caught and released a few times by some other guys; she's still a keeper to me.
PS JEFF: Your shiny white bald head looks exactly like the full moon in the AN AMERICAN WAREWOLF IN LONDON prophecy movie trailer.
See every movie ever made where the Greek frat brats moon all of today's social/ist media geeks like you.

THE SECRET MATCH

Episode no.2 in season 1 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN is a prophetic matchmaker story about MY LIFE AS A DOG.
Which ends with the girl nextdoor running off to Las Vegas in 2020 to vicariously marry [believe] in a man code named Howard.
Who had been been sending her his GSR/TWN love letters in between the pages of magazines.
Meanwhile, crazy uncle Martian was communicating through the Spirit of his WINDOWS computer to arrange a hook up with two of my pamper dogs who are currently living rent free in the minds of my movie star wives.

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PS KITTY: My friend's old vacant dairy farm house is located just across the Sky from Gold Bar.
Bring your own sleeping bag. The beds have mattresses, but no sheets, pillows, or blankets.
Lots of dry alder firewood however.
Also, numerous old overgrown logging road trails that have been long closed off to vehicles.
One of them actually winding all the way up and over to King Lake. Passing along various small beaverdam creeks, and the ghosts of old meth cooking camps from the 1990s.
Don't forget to bring a friend along too; three is always company when it comes to camping and backpacking under the open skies.

THE SECRETV

In MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, the naive Jewish reporter learns about the alien's secret arrival by listening to his two witnesses talk radio on his British TRIUMP/H convertible girl sports car.
Then he gets put into a REVELATION 13 jail for illegally publishing classified leaks from the FBI/CIA village people.
WOW!
And there still are 106 episodes of this left to see here.
Hope I can get through it all before the final two season cut offs happen during the special purpose 69 weeks period in DANIAL 9 meets EZEKIEL 9 meets REVELATION 9 meets ALMA 9 meets... yada yada.
Nothing new here, most of your traditional network tv seasons end in the spring.

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PS BUD HARKCOM: I noticed that the Old Hwy.99 THRIFTWAY store where you once worked like a dog as a bag boy, has now been converted into some Asian food mart that specializes in Vietnamese foods.
You tell me.
PS KEN: The way that I find the best secret fishing holes is to check the latest rules and regulations about where nobody else but me is allowed to going fishing for small virgin trout in the 16-18" range.
Naturally, I make sure that nobody is looking when I go there.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
PS KIT: Your son Laun is around the same age as my own son Sean for a reason.

MY SECRET MARTIAN

I got a midnight tip from Michael on the [12:09 am] anniversary of THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY to check out the first television episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, circa 1963.
Wherein the Irish alien tells the liberal media reporter that they will get everything they need to know from "...the horse's mouth." in the 2020 Las Vegas election.
That is after PRESIDENT ELVIS FOREVER wins the [white TRIUMPH sports car] race again in the VIVA LAS VEGAS prophecy.
Meanwhile, the episode's liberal Jewish media reporter tells the girls' mother that, "It's kind of a charade." As he carries his crazy INVISIBLE MAN uncle up to his backyard garage apartment.
Where even to this day, Emma Watson still has her own upstairs garage apartment at her folks' place outside of London.
Think the above secret Edwards air base UFO media headline reports stand in for the Edmonds area air base right over from me at Pain Field.

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BACKGROUND NOTES: Dr.Evil just mentioned that some Irish futurist was the inspiration behind his plans to colonize Mars.
Mars being the God of War in Greek.
PS KEN: A friend is going to let me camp out at his old run down family cabin near Gold Bar this July.
I'll be thinking about you when I fry up a couple more trout in the pan.
PS TROXELL: I was wondering just who the heck that Irish alien character reminded me of so much in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
So I checked out the WIKIPEDEA page for Ray Walson.
Ever seen that guy before?
PS WOODY ALLEN: God cast you in LOVE AND DEATH for a prophetic parody about all of today's crazy liberal Jews who want to assassinate America's reincarnation of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE meets BANANAS.

THE SECRET TO SEEING EVERYTHING HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME

All of those redacted versions of Sharon Stone's new nuddie pix are everywhere in the mainstream media by now.
In confirmation of today's dirty old hypocrites in DC who dare not even look at Howard Stern's special period PRIVATE PARTS book; Until and unless, they remove all of those itty bitty blackouts covering up her nips and clitty.
As just confirmed by that loving Jennifer Aniston look alike dog walker down in REVELATION 13:1 Long Beach.
Who died on the street along with her foolish 5 virgin mutts; after some escaping illegal alien jerk T-boned her black ESCAPE in a car that he had just hijacked from yet another foolish woman who was just like her.
What goes around comes around.
Karma is a bitch.
Whereas, the US Constitution is now being hijacked by the 666 antichrist Jews who killed Jesus.
Even those same Jews who are behind the HBO production set in upstate New York's new Rosie O'Donnel series.
And now we can see how that is going to end.

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THE SECRET KISS

Just watch the first two minutes of KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN in order to understand how today's strange investigators in Congress are caught up in their own little make believe beach community paradise.
As the ISAIAH 22 prison doors of the new 666 beast are starting to slam shut all around them.
"Fortunately, it was a French prison..." paraphrasing Woody Allen, as the desert cart rolls into his cell in LOVE AND DEATH.
Per the above prophecy in REVELATION 13 about the prison keepers becoming the prison inmates in an overcrowded prison in BRAZIL meets GUILTY AS CHARGED.
You can watch those movie trailers too if you don't believe it for a minute.

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PS PAUL: Several days ago, I dreamed that a car full of frat brats jumped out in front of your U District house on Ravenna Blvd. Looking to kick my ass. But you and your brother Tom rushed out of the house and kicked the shit out of every single one of them.

THE SECRET SUSPECT

The shooter who shot that fat high school geek loser at STEM is a physically transfigurated short term Howard Stern prophecy, incarnated.
See every modern day vampire movie that Kristen Stewart ever co-starred in with some evil looking Howard Stern daddy figure.
Talk about a great screenplay ADAPTATION always ending where it all started back in 1993-96.
"Howard Stern looks so young for his age." Long time former fan PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP
As just confirmed, over and over again ab nausia, by all of those new 29ish pictures of the above stem of Jesse servant in Wednesday's newspapers.
99% of which are owned and operated by the Jews who vote 99% Democrat.
"And that's a good thing." Gwyneth Paltrow quoting Martha Stewart; back when she was more 39ish, than 49ish.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: One of the biggest mistakes that you ever made in your own private Sun Valley, Idaho life, was to marry another crazy woman who looked just like that other crazy woman who you had just divorced.
Not to brag or anything, but yours truly never got married again simply because I never met another woman who was not just as crazy as my first wife, as depicted in the movie trailer for SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER.
Co-starring that famous squirrelly Canadian fence sitter Mike Myers.

THE SECRET COMING OF THE THIRD MAN

"She is coming." is the secret meaning behind the caption for Miley Cyrus' new pillow talk clouds TWITTER snappening.
Nothing silicone about those puppies.
What did you expect anyway?
Baby knows who butters her whole wheat bread.
Nothing stopping me now.
See every free video documentary about the making of THE THIRD MAN out there on the free Internet, while you can.

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PS JEFF: That 1985 middle-aged James Bond movie called A VIEW TO A KILL is all about how a rightwing White Russian cocktail of colluding Nazi clones are going to undermine Silicone Valley's peacefull little bayside communities.
Hell, all you have to do is watch the underdog horse race long shot movie trailer about election cheaters to figure out how it will all suddenly come to an end in 2020.
By the way, has anyone ever told you how much you look like my half Jewiss asshole brother Jeff?
Not you, the other Jeff.

THAT SECRET LOOK

Jeff Bezos was going for that Bruce Willis look when he stepped out in NYC over the LONG SHOT weekend with his secret Demi Moore look alike girlfriend, low slung cap and all.
Yeah baby, daddy has some deep pockets.
And he likes to splash a little cash around town once in awhile just for the shits and giggles.
In confirmation of my own dream last night; wherein a bunch of Orange County style frat house bullies put Tom Cruise in a headlock and then cut off all of his hair with an electrical razor.
Obviously, they were going for that whole new Nazi skin head look in the DANIEL 9 cut off haircuts prophecy.
Remember, Dr.Evil also had to suddenly pull out of town because the local authorities were giving him too much shit.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I suddenly got the shits and had to run to the bathroom in STARBUCKS before I checked out that artist supplies shop on 5.6.
Then when I finally got there, some lady holding a very fully loaded baby diaper walked by me.
Then once inside the place, I saw a big antique clock hanging on the wall that was at 9:17.
For Howard Stern saying that he is America's EX-LAX pill during the special 1260 days purpose of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim in 1993 to 1996.

THE SECRET JET SET

That private jet rocket plane from 2020 Vegas was leaving the Daniel Jacob boxing match in MY LIFE AS A DOG.
In Divine corrobation of Elton John's various Jacob's coats of many colors costumes.
Incorporating such song lyrics as, "Daniel is leaving tonight on a plane..."
Which came out on Keira Knighley's prophetic 326 birthday in 1973.
The month after I myself had returned on a jet plane from my own private Federico Fellini missionary man DC 58 pasta feast gig in ROMA.
Whereas, if the legendary hit man does not kick the bucket first, he will be coming out of retirement in 2020 for one of those lazy residency short set gigs in Las Vegas.
Probably around the same time that we will be shooting JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: I can see you dueting it out with Elton John in maybe, JOHNNY AND THE JETS, or possibly even, I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION.
PS BRUCE: Did you notice that all of those train holders attached to Lady Gaga's hot pink cloud outfit at the MET GALA were holding up their rain umbrellas under the event's white cloud tents?
[Free rain umbrellas are available on every corner of the Edmonds village.]
PS CHAD: You have not lived until you have tasted my chopped chichen livers and hearts in an heirloom tomatoe sause.
Which basically is just a refined version of my pollo cacciatore simmering in a big cast iron pot on a bed of campfire coals.
Goes well with even your cheaper Australian outback BBQ style PENFOLDE shiraz bottlings.
Or when you are really and truly ready to get your culinary freak on, stop by the ARISTA WINE CELLARS botique down in the Edmonds village.
Nobody does the shiraz thing better than they do.

THE ROCKETMAN SECRET

I prefer the first ROCKETMAN publicity trailer over the watered down versions now playing in suburban movie theaters everywhere.
Which turned out to be the secret reason why all of those crazy polygamist Muslims launched over 700 rockets into Israel on the opening [horse race] weekend of LONG SHOT.
Whereas in the first one, yours truly is portrayed as a mormon polygamist on the down low who knows the cure to suffocating [christian] homosexuality.
As was pre-depicted on that iconic threeway cover of VANITY FAIR, featuring Tom Ford hooking up with Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley at the same time.
Putting to bed all of those rumors about yours truly being a closet homo.
Yeah I know, flyfishing is kind of gay; but not as gay as monogamy.

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THE SECRET NAZI HAPPENING

Andy Warhol once famously predicted that in the near future everyone will become an infamous Nazi celebrity for 15 minutes, even the colored people.
Remember, this was way before the explosion of MICROSOFT WINDOWS.
Hey, if you can't beat em, join em.
Or as Newt Gingrich said in his Majority House Leader acceptance speech, during the two witnesses' 1260 days prophecy, "FDR was the greatest US President of this century." Or something like unto that.
Then later he told some Jewish journalist that he did not believe in Jesus Christ for sure; maybe, maybe not, whatever it doesn't matter anyway.
Or as my own typical LDS priesthood father once told me, "I have no testimony..." about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.
Sadly, the spirit of prophecy is the final testimony of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 19.
The one where the final war between Israel and gog and magog revs up during the 70 weeks of cut offs in DANIEL 9.
For example, have you ever been talking to someone on your APPLE iPhone and suddenly it starts to cut off?
Hey, shit happens.
Especially along all of those city sidewalks in the Bay Area.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: We may have to pull out on sudden notice and relocate the shoot over to Port Townsend, if they start to give us too much shit in Edmonds.
The silver lining being that it is probably the best area anyway to find some old vintage teakwood sailboat, likely made in British Hong Kong, which still has some mileage left on it.
Everett, Washington is another possibility.
Lots of old salty retired sailor dogs living up there; most of whom have been around the world a few times.
Think THE WEIGHT OF WATER meets KILL CRUISE meets CAPTAIN RON meets CLAM BAKE.
Throw in a two picture deal for my Miley Cyrus Janis Joplin impersonator picture in 2020 VIVA LAS VEGAS meets MISS CONGENIALITY:2 and how can we miss?

THE SECRET NEWS

According to today's comic book hero media, over 600 rockets and 200 air strikes have gone back and forth between Israel and got magog in the past 24 hours.
And if they both don't cut it out right now, there is a definite long shot that an actual war could break out in the next year.
Kind of like today's media dumbies reporting that Nancy Pelosi is saying that they must win big in 2020, or America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP avenger is going to dispute the box office results of that Democratically elected Secretary of State in THE LONG SHOT.
Exactly like they just did in that muddied up horse race out in Kentucky during the same 24 hour period.
Oh well, crazy in the head, great in the saddle.

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GREG'S GRILLING TIPS: There is no question that fresh squeezed lemon or lime juice goes great with any kind of grilled fish.
Problem is, it contrasts too bitterly with your very expensive pinot noir/gris juice.

HER SECRET WORKS OF ART

Last night I dreamed that Jennifer Aniston was sitting by the beach in Edmonds, Washington, having just completed her latest painting.
However, I was looking at her from behind the easel, so I could not see the final result.
So now I have to go down there, once again, to see what kind of a sign and wonder is going to happen as I walk in front of the village's little art supplies shop on Main.
Last time I did that was when I purposely walked by INTERIORS OF EDMONDS at 326 and 4th; where six giggling teenage hotties walked by me at the same time. While one was giving the rest a guide to the best places in town to eat out.
Personally, I would suggest the affordable fresh fish and chips joint right next to STARBUCKS.
They say that the SALT & IRON is a great unpretentious place for excellent grilled seafood.
"But I've never been there..." AMERICAN GIGOLO.

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GREG'S GRILLED KELP GREENLING: Be sure to scale the small fish before lascerating it's tender skin with a series of thin shallow cuttings.
That way you can eat the forked crispy smoked skin, and eat the deaper cooked filet, that is soaked to the bone in a garlic basil butter, all at the same time.
Serve with any white fish pinot gris from California that costs north of $50 a bottle.
Hey, why spend at least 5k, and waste an entire week off,  just for a fishing trip down to South America for a little fresh grilled Chile Bass dinner?
When you can find something ever more tasty and exotic in one of the finer seafood restaurants up in Victoria, BC.
Where they still let you keep all of the rock fish that you can catch on their affordable half-day rate charter fishing boats.
And the boat's young bait girls aren't that bad looking either.

THE SECRET RUMOR

Kevin Costner is now role playing both Howard Schultz and Mitt Romney in his own private Orwellian double speak role for 2020.
Note the look alike haircut and makeup job.
Wherein both of the above characters think that America should be ashamed of herself for finally standing up and acting like a man.
Which we can now see is the prophetic reason why Rob Reiner took over as director for RUMOR HAS IT meets STAND BY ME.
But only after Jennifer Aniston herself had given it her final approval.
You can watch the post 1980s Greek White House movie trailer if you don't believe it.
"Plastic is the future..." and all that shit.

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CLIFF NOTES: Those exploding rockets in Israel started to go off everywhere after I saw that insane fireworks ending to THE LONG SHOT.
Most of them being just a long shot anyway.
Which the crazy [NYT reading] terrorists keep firing off, over and over, hoping that one of them gets lucky and maybe lands on top of a child nursery, or even better, some local synagog full of Trump supporters.

THE SECRET ENDING

In THE LONG SHOT, a physically transfigured Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gives her "underdog speech" in Sweden. In confirmation of MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO Swedish fuck film prelude entitled MY LIFE AS A DOG.
Don't forget, there are lots of Swedes and Norwegians in Edmonds, Washington.
Obviously, the screenplay was rewritten and updated back in early 2016, while they were doing aditional shooting and reshooting down in Columbia, etc.
Which in the last movie, is a role play on my various postings about Charlize Theron once having 9 dogs.
Back when she was living with that handsome, but childish, Irish acter who made that Seattle riots movie.
But eventually she kicked him to the curb down south of the border wall in Mexico somewhere.
After she had had it with his years of endless whining and chewing on her rug, about not getting any decent acting jobs.
Meanwhile he was living at her beach house in Malibu for free, like my pampered kept dog in LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE fucks LASSIE.

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CLIFF NOTES: In the short term prophecy, THE LONG SHOT, Charlize Theron is swiftly driven off to hook up with me in an official government 'CW...' vehicle.
In a Divine sign and witness about her earlier role with the FBI insurance plan investigator C.W. in THE JADE SCORPION.
Note the SON OF LEBOWSKI look alike in the crowd out in front of Flarsky's apartment, a.k.a. the royal sire "cum guy".
PLASTIC FANTASTIC NOTES: That silicone plant north of Chicago exploded at the exact same minute that I left the REAGAL theater on Friday at 6:00 pm PST.
Having just admired Charlize Theron's own new private silicone breast implants.
Which were not too big, yet not too small.
"He who says more of me, or less of me, is not of me." Fucking Jesus Christ already.

GOD'S SECRET GAME PLAN

THE CRYING GAME prophecy came out a month after the special purpose 1260 days period of the two witnesses started happening back on 1.20.93.
Therefore, THE LONG SHOT finale had to come out during the final 42 months of the same chapter in REVELATION 11 meets DANIEL 9 in order to wrap things up.
Talk about continuity...
Whereas, a good script always ends where it started.
In confirmation of those African giraffes getting spooked by my boy wonder in THE OMEN; right after his mother gets him an icecream cone treat at WALLS.
Then I cause the African baboons to go apeshit when they see me staring at them through my late 1990s WINDOWS computer program BB.
Flash forward to 2019, when my detractors are still so fucked up in the head that they are making movies about a PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP idiot, using an actor who looks and sounds exactly like Joe Biden.
Whom the billionaire owner of FOX is totally, like 100% behind him.
I know, this is a Hollywood production. Where they still believe that Putin is a secret Reaganite. And Secstate Hillary still has a long shot at winning the Democrat Party nomination in 2020.

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PS CHARLIE: I only saw THE LONG SHOT on Friday because God gave me a flash vision of the no.119 bus stop outside QFC. Which practically drove me right up to some REGAL 8-plex about 5 minutes before the movie started.
So I walk into the place. Where they are actually serving fresh hot retro 1950s hamburgers and French fries with anal sex mustard, bloody cornsyrup catsup, and a 16 oz. cup of STARBUCKS Joe on a little table situated right in front of your seat.
COME ON... NO FUCKING WAY MAN!
PS BRUCE: "We have a peaceful little retirement plan beach community here... And we want to keep it that way." Says the sheriff in THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI.
Based upon that revelation given to the prophets among the lost tribes of Israel that says nobody in Washington wants to rock the boat too much.
Even if it kills them, for tomorrow we all die anyway.
Better red then dead.

MY SECRET FUCK BUDDY

THE CRYING GAME movie trailer is a suprise prophecy about Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson hooking up with me, at the same time; but only after the two witnesses are lying in the street for 3 1/2 days.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
Like when the time will come that the BEATTLES' shocking fuck-you song says, "Why don't we do it in the road..."
Talk about getting sucked off while you're eating out at some raw oyster and muscles bar in Edmonds, Washington.

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PC NOTES: The above XXX posting was ment to create the proper political context behind today's theatrical release of FUCKING DISGUSTING, VILE AND SATANIC CONSERVATIVE movie.
CLIFF NOTES: The "...future President of America" in THE OMEN prophecy finally understands what the number 666 means, but only after the 42 months of never ending buffetings of hell by the liberal synagogs of satan in REVELATION 11.

THE SECRET OMEN

"Where did he come from? And can he be stopped?" is the mightiest line in the 1976 movie trailer for THE OMEN.
Which opened early in London movie theaters around the same time that my first son Sean was conceived in Provo, Utah.
That starts out with an establishment shot among the country trout ponds around the grounds of the Elizabeth Hurley estate. Then eventually relocating to the retro PLAYBOY MANSION castle stylings in all three of the AUSTIN POWERS prophesies.
Co-starring Gregory Peck with a vampire like hair and makeup job, which makes him look at least like a forever 57, instead of a never 67.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: That beauful woman on THE OMEN movie poster looks like you for a reason.
[Note the Patric Macnee cameo shot in the trailer.]
Wherefore, people are starting to wonder these days about the revengefull 'Demoncrat Party' and asking themselves, "If this is the truth, where does it end?"

THE SECRET JEW NEWS

CBS er all is still not saying that Barr refuses to talk to some gang of hired Jewish lawyers, instead of talking directly to the democratically elected representatives of the Peoples Republic of America.
Talk about born again democratic fascist double talk.
Per the ending to Woody Allen's prophetic 1976 movie trailer for THE FRONT.
Wherein he refuses to play along with all of those born again Christian MaCarthyites from the swing state Wisconsin.
Even though every single anti American commie Jew that the Scotch drinking Senator, originally from Scotland, ever accused of being a traitor to America, actually turned out to be one.
You can look it up if you don't believe it.
Think about all of those old movie trailers that have now come true; like HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB, or EYES WIDE SHUT.
My own personal prophecy favorite being A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, featuring that older Sandra Bullock bitch who now gets it, and likes it, by yours truly in the end.

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PS BROTHER JEFF: Anthony died in a bathtub in confirmation of the prophetic 70 weeks ending to FATAL ATTRACTION, 1987.
"The bombing starts in 5 minutes." Ronald Reagan.
"Maybe the Russians can find Hillary's missing 30,000 emails." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP.
Remember, Tony was the son of a very cruel and abusive Russian immigrant father; who made a decent living in Seattle installing home theater systems.
Flash foreward to Edmonds, Washington; which is now a major Russian expatriot location.
I swear to God. I've never seen so many hot eastern European teenagers in my life.
PS NIC: My exotic Edmonds, Washington acting role for you is kind of a CATCH ME IF YOU CAN rip off.
Which came to me right after I saw your look alike stand in standing next to his retro 1950s HARLEY DAVIDSON, telling some old gray haired lady that, "My name is Greg. I live over in the Shoreline area, but this is my hideout...."

THE SECRET BAIT

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was the secret bait that g-d used to lure out and catch the antichrist Jews in their own cunning fake news words.
Look at it this way.
Barack Obama was the kind of flashy pop-gear [queer bait] that was so popular back in the reactionary 1960s.
In fact, the trout trolling set up was so devastatingly effective, that it became banned in most waters by the early to late 80s.
But they never did ban the follow up hook and bait tackle that was attached to the pop gear at the end of it's long leader.
Talk about your traditional "bait and switch" routine that is still being used to death by today's gullible old school hook-line-and-sinker Democrats.
Gullible, in the sense that they think the people will still fall for it; in this new conservation age of internet information and old fashion am talk radio news.
Hell, they couldn't even sell enough cut rate give-away tickets to the new and improved 2020 WOODSTOCK reunion.
So now that's not happening either.

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THE SECRET OBJECT

FATAL ATTRACTION is another one of those prophetic object lessons about the hypnotized Jewish lawyer who fell for the blond whore in REVELATION 17.
Who then brought down a shit storm upon himself by his crazy Jewish mother of all beasts.
Or like the movie's proverbial capitol 'W' woman assures him, " It's gonna go on and on..."
Until, "You play fair with me... I'll play fair with you."
Which concludes with the bloody ending's REVELATION 12 bathtub flood scene; where the crazy blond bitch excoriates his stupid wife's selfish Judeo Christian Republican Party monogamy values.

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LOCAL THEATER NOTES: Reportedly the new underground off Broadway play entitled "GARY" uses tomato sauce in their big gory finale.
Probably the cheaper stuff that has a more realistic looking movie prop corn syrup in it.
"RAGU is my favorite spaghetti sauce." Donald Trump, THE APPRENTICE.
That said, way back before the popular brand had gotten their act together. And are now actually putting out a pretty decent jar of organic roasted garlic marinara at an affordable price.
Usually what these long shot theater successes due is tour around the country and play at local venues. Looking to gin up any movie rights, or a maybe more legit on Broadway musical production.
Hello Mel Brooks.
And I was just thinking about borrowing Edmonds' DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS rehearsal space for a few days of auditions and table readings.
Naturally, we will be using some of the local talent for our various bit roles in SON OF LEBOWSKI 1&2.