Judge Roberts is just the latest polite society idiot savant to warn us about Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate going mainstream.
Ergo, the old white rich fag is now slated to preside over the trial of Jesus Christ himself in the Roman Senate in FAKER meets THE THIRD MAN.
I mean seriously, who writes this stuff anyway??
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PS DIANA: Mother was alwas so obsessed with you dying and becoming born again before her.
Turned out the crazy old lady was right along; back on October 24, 2018; 2:44 am.
PS ST PETER: Would it kill you to at least transfere another $500 into my DINERS CLUB card account for the new year?
Never did get Diana's usual $100 cash Christmas card in the US mail this year.
Somebody maybe swiped it; you never know these days.
Big surge in property crimes up in funky town lately.
Tuesday, December 31, 2019
THE KILLER REPLACEMENT BITCHES TO DIE FOR
Guys, ever been married and divorced more than two times?
Check out that 3.1 at 3:00:10 pm on the south side of Bitch Creek, Idaho Monday.
Right where I gave up my own private fly fishing guide career in order to marry that lying bitch Laurence Pierson of the Nancy, France area.
Don't get me wrong. It was just what the doctor ordered to cure me of my sick RICK STEVES EUROPE tourist fantasies in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets ROMA.
Hey, everybody sympathises with a loser.
Meanwhile the rainy day Pineapple Express in blowing into funky town today.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!
THINK I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!
ON WITH THE SHOW!!
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PS JIM CARREY: They are throwing some big born again birthday party bash for me at the 190 bar on January 17, 2020.
Even though I was originally born of the flesh on 10:29.
See you later alligator.
PS MEL GIBSON: Right as your local look alike stand in was standing next to my STARBUCKS cafe table yesterday, a couple of extras from Sodom and Egypt casting walked by in the background.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: Oh for Christ's sake, can't you do anything about that huuge feed bag full of oats that is still hanging under your chinny chin chin?
"There are more Chins in the phone book than me." FAT BASTARD, AP: III.
Check out that 3.1 at 3:00:10 pm on the south side of Bitch Creek, Idaho Monday.
Right where I gave up my own private fly fishing guide career in order to marry that lying bitch Laurence Pierson of the Nancy, France area.
Don't get me wrong. It was just what the doctor ordered to cure me of my sick RICK STEVES EUROPE tourist fantasies in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets ROMA.
Hey, everybody sympathises with a loser.
Meanwhile the rainy day Pineapple Express in blowing into funky town today.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!
THINK I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!
ON WITH THE SHOW!!
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PS JIM CARREY: They are throwing some big born again birthday party bash for me at the 190 bar on January 17, 2020.
Even though I was originally born of the flesh on 10:29.
See you later alligator.
PS MEL GIBSON: Right as your local look alike stand in was standing next to my STARBUCKS cafe table yesterday, a couple of extras from Sodom and Egypt casting walked by in the background.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: Oh for Christ's sake, can't you do anything about that huuge feed bag full of oats that is still hanging under your chinny chin chin?
"There are more Chins in the phone book than me." FAT BASTARD, AP: III.
Monday, December 30, 2019
THE REPLACEMENT CHRISTS
The reason why so many folks at CNN/NBC believe that I AM is the new false Christ right now in REVELATION 19, is because there is simply nobody out there who walks the talk like me in MATTHEW 10.
Seriously, go to any christian mainline mormon church service on any given Sunday, and all you get is some cheesy bland enchilada dish about replacement morality.
Oh well, "I think you can do better than that..." THE ROCKETTES HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.
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Seriously, go to any christian mainline mormon church service on any given Sunday, and all you get is some cheesy bland enchilada dish about replacement morality.
Oh well, "I think you can do better than that..." THE ROCKETTES HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.
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THE REPLACEMENT LOVERS
Turns out, that crazy black replacement theology killer invaded the symbolic House of Israel in Monsey, NY for the crazy Jew ["Show me the money!"] rhymes in UNCUT GEMS.
Let me guess. The guy has a history of mental illness because he was hearing voices in his head.
It's starting to feel like every day is Christmas to me these days.
Most blood sucking 10% sports agents are Jews, of course of course.
First it was ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP, and not it's UNCUT GEMS.
So what's next? Some surreal Si-Fi horror movie comedy written, produced and directed by Woody Allen?
Casting himself having one foot in the crypt as he yells out "ACTION!" from his wooden antique wheelchair?
John Huston style; THE DEAD at age 81, the movie trailer, 1987.
Talk about death bed confessions.
That goes for you two Ken Mc!eod and Steven Fresh.
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PS BUSINESS INSIDER: Give it up already.
Everybody and his rescue dog mut knows by now that Barack Obama's aloha birth certificate is a committed felony crime.
Same thing goes for you NBC.
PS KS: Like the Jews always say at the end of every year, "Next year in Jerusalem!" along the 3 1/2 mile trail into the twin Jordan Lakes above Marblemount, Washington.
Just over from those two Fall Lakes full of Montana black spotted cutthroat trout that were originally planted there by the volunteer TRAIL BLAZERS back in the FDR 30s.
PS BRAD PITT: My two cool DEAD CALM LEBOWSKI sailer dog movies are going to happen with or without you.
Let me guess. The guy has a history of mental illness because he was hearing voices in his head.
It's starting to feel like every day is Christmas to me these days.
Most blood sucking 10% sports agents are Jews, of course of course.
First it was ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP, and not it's UNCUT GEMS.
So what's next? Some surreal Si-Fi horror movie comedy written, produced and directed by Woody Allen?
Casting himself having one foot in the crypt as he yells out "ACTION!" from his wooden antique wheelchair?
John Huston style; THE DEAD at age 81, the movie trailer, 1987.
Talk about death bed confessions.
That goes for you two Ken Mc!eod and Steven Fresh.
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PS BUSINESS INSIDER: Give it up already.
Everybody and his rescue dog mut knows by now that Barack Obama's aloha birth certificate is a committed felony crime.
Same thing goes for you NBC.
PS KS: Like the Jews always say at the end of every year, "Next year in Jerusalem!" along the 3 1/2 mile trail into the twin Jordan Lakes above Marblemount, Washington.
Just over from those two Fall Lakes full of Montana black spotted cutthroat trout that were originally planted there by the volunteer TRAIL BLAZERS back in the FDR 30s.
PS BRAD PITT: My two cool DEAD CALM LEBOWSKI sailer dog movies are going to happen with or without you.
Sunday, December 29, 2019
THE REPLACEMENT ACTOR WHO ALWAYS KILLS IT
Sometimes the most thought out and considered casting decisions turn out to be all wrong on the first day of shooting.
So then it's back to the screenwriter's original square one first draft inspiration about who should play the part.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, per se.
Well intentioned ORDINARY PEOPLE make mistakes every day; especially when it comes to political theater.
Oh well, "Who's up next?" asks the director in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
That would be me and my two teenage girlfriends of course.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Read any good airport paperback novel these days?
So then it's back to the screenwriter's original square one first draft inspiration about who should play the part.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, per se.
Well intentioned ORDINARY PEOPLE make mistakes every day; especially when it comes to political theater.
Oh well, "Who's up next?" asks the director in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
That would be me and my two teenage girlfriends of course.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Read any good airport paperback novel these days?
THE REPLACEMENT KILLER
Goes without saying that all of those black Isrealite replacement theology killers with knives are a part of g-d's huuuge publicity campaign plan for UNCUT GEMS.
Not to mention, A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
Cue the tears...
Hence that circumcised 2.5 cutter at the telltale Steele dossier landmark in the Missouri boot heel on I-55.
See the above titled movie trailer of course.
The one that opens with your typical tall man back shot of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP walking into Chinatown and taking over everything in his path.
Circa KING OF NEW YORK meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE meets AFTER HOURS.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Even at age 55, I could still knock you up in 5 minutes in the back seat of your Paine Field airport 52 PICKUP rental.
Money back guarantee.
The timing must be right on of course.
You being kind of a quick study.
Artificial insemination my ass.
Not to mention, A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
Cue the tears...
Hence that circumcised 2.5 cutter at the telltale Steele dossier landmark in the Missouri boot heel on I-55.
See the above titled movie trailer of course.
The one that opens with your typical tall man back shot of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP walking into Chinatown and taking over everything in his path.
Circa KING OF NEW YORK meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE meets AFTER HOURS.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Even at age 55, I could still knock you up in 5 minutes in the back seat of your Paine Field airport 52 PICKUP rental.
Money back guarantee.
The timing must be right on of course.
You being kind of a quick study.
Artificial insemination my ass.
Saturday, December 28, 2019
THUNDERBALL
That woman died in a flaming torch twin plane crash, right next to a US post office no less, on her way to the PEACH BOWL for a reason.
Note the charred geneology tree branches of Israel lying in the parking lot.
Rhymes with Anna Lynn McCord doesn't it.
Spiritually speaking of course.
Sometimes Jesus saves the best for last.
Meanwhile, there was another 2.5 in the Missouri boot heell due north of the THUNDER BAYOU golf links in northeastern Ark; next to the airport.
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PS WND: They have already started to build the wall in DANIEL 9, REVELATION 11 and MARK 13 for the new temple in Jerusalem.
Time to get with the program guys.
That goes for you too St Peter pumpkin pie eater; had a wife, but couldn't keep her.
Note the charred geneology tree branches of Israel lying in the parking lot.
Rhymes with Anna Lynn McCord doesn't it.
Spiritually speaking of course.
Sometimes Jesus saves the best for last.
Meanwhile, there was another 2.5 in the Missouri boot heell due north of the THUNDER BAYOU golf links in northeastern Ark; next to the airport.
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PS WND: They have already started to build the wall in DANIEL 9, REVELATION 11 and MARK 13 for the new temple in Jerusalem.
Time to get with the program guys.
That goes for you too St Peter pumpkin pie eater; had a wife, but couldn't keep her.
OUT OF AFRICA: 2
Those 7 dead people in that Hawaiian mountains helicopter crash represented the 7 mountains of the evil mother fucker in REVELATION 17.
Talk about "pineapple short ribs".
In confirmation of the twirling torch hovering up in the air at the pagan temple floor show ending to episode 9, season 2 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
CUT TO: The latest fake news report from CNN suggesting that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to go birther in 2020.
Like "How could you even know that?" NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004
Oh well, "It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh
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PS SIENNA MILLER: I received a revelation to read the revelation about you and your 281281 sisters in 2BC: 141 on your birthday.
So you can calm down and relax darling; because I get revelations like this almost every other day now.
"The dude abides..." two brown MILLER 12 oz tall neck bottles in hand; at some smelly socks funky town Lynwood, Washington bowling ally.
PS NATALIE MERCHANT: You were my first funky town girlfriend who kept me going after the 1260 days fail in REVELATION 11.
Hope to make it up to you someday.
Same thing goes for you too Sandra Bullock.
Talk about "pineapple short ribs".
In confirmation of the twirling torch hovering up in the air at the pagan temple floor show ending to episode 9, season 2 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
CUT TO: The latest fake news report from CNN suggesting that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to go birther in 2020.
Like "How could you even know that?" NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004
Oh well, "It's not bragging if it's true." Rush Limbaugh
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PS SIENNA MILLER: I received a revelation to read the revelation about you and your 281281 sisters in 2BC: 141 on your birthday.
So you can calm down and relax darling; because I get revelations like this almost every other day now.
"The dude abides..." two brown MILLER 12 oz tall neck bottles in hand; at some smelly socks funky town Lynwood, Washington bowling ally.
PS NATALIE MERCHANT: You were my first funky town girlfriend who kept me going after the 1260 days fail in REVELATION 11.
Hope to make it up to you someday.
Same thing goes for you too Sandra Bullock.
Friday, December 27, 2019
THE CRYING GAME
"I think I'm gonna cry."
Tim feels like crying in the 2020 prophecy about Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate exposure in E.9, S.2; which originally aired back on November 22, 1964.
I understand the feeling.
Watch me too break down into tears after the wife of my youth suddenly died on me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS; the director's cut of course.
Same thing goes for you two Bruce Troxell and Ken Keisler.
"There are more rats in Paris than there are people." Chevy Chase, 1985.
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Tim feels like crying in the 2020 prophecy about Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate exposure in E.9, S.2; which originally aired back on November 22, 1964.
I understand the feeling.
Watch me too break down into tears after the wife of my youth suddenly died on me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS; the director's cut of course.
Same thing goes for you two Bruce Troxell and Ken Keisler.
"There are more rats in Paris than there are people." Chevy Chase, 1985.
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THE ONE ABOUT THE DUPLICATE HAWAIIAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE
E.9, S.2, is about the hand stamped mirror copy used to counterfeit Barack Obama's birth certificate on the front page of the NEW YORK TIMES.
That ends with a pagan temple veil floor show at the Hawaiian "aloha" restaurant.
And then the newspaper man Tim takes a HAMMER FILMS tool to the inner workings of his own liberal tv news television set.
Or as the duplicate Mr. Brennan says to the fake Mrs. Brown, "...I think you got a bad coconut."
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NEW READER NOTES: The evil bad guy in THUNDERBALL 1965 is today's Greek President at Mar A Lago in George Albert Smith's WW III temple veil vision.
Much in the same way that the villain in GOLDFINGER is a Rush Limbaugh look alike who also wears a hearing piece.
"Everything I touch turns into gold." Donald Trump, 2002.
I know the feeling man.
PS JIM CARREY: My rather rude antihero in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF is a passionate water colors painter with a delicate touch.
Think you could do that much for me at the least?
PS KEN KEISLER: We could still shoot the original, revised and updated version of THE BIG LEBOWSKI remake in the Bay Area if the money is right.
That ends with a pagan temple veil floor show at the Hawaiian "aloha" restaurant.
And then the newspaper man Tim takes a HAMMER FILMS tool to the inner workings of his own liberal tv news television set.
Or as the duplicate Mr. Brennan says to the fake Mrs. Brown, "...I think you got a bad coconut."
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NEW READER NOTES: The evil bad guy in THUNDERBALL 1965 is today's Greek President at Mar A Lago in George Albert Smith's WW III temple veil vision.
Much in the same way that the villain in GOLDFINGER is a Rush Limbaugh look alike who also wears a hearing piece.
"Everything I touch turns into gold." Donald Trump, 2002.
I know the feeling man.
PS JIM CARREY: My rather rude antihero in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF is a passionate water colors painter with a delicate touch.
Think you could do that much for me at the least?
PS KEN KEISLER: We could still shoot the original, revised and updated version of THE BIG LEBOWSKI remake in the Bay Area if the money is right.
Thursday, December 26, 2019
RATED PC
The Jews cut Donald Trump from their PC version of HOME ALONE: 2 as a part of g-d's huuge billion dollar publicy campaign for UNCUT GEMS.
See what happens when you support me per 2BC: 118?
Meanwhile my own private Idaho family stone is still stiffing me.
That goes for you two Bruce Troxell and Ken Keisler.
They don't call it the gem state for nothing.
G.E.M. standing for today's amazing Babylon business opportunities in "government, education and medicine."
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PS MEGAN FOX: Stand by for your next midnight telephone call from Jesus.
Probably a good idea to have a yellow no.2 lead pencil and a yellow notepad at the ready on your nightstand.
See what happens when you support me per 2BC: 118?
Meanwhile my own private Idaho family stone is still stiffing me.
That goes for you two Bruce Troxell and Ken Keisler.
They don't call it the gem state for nothing.
G.E.M. standing for today's amazing Babylon business opportunities in "government, education and medicine."
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PS MEGAN FOX: Stand by for your next midnight telephone call from Jesus.
Probably a good idea to have a yellow no.2 lead pencil and a yellow notepad at the ready on your nightstand.
UNCUT GEM
UNCUT GEMS is a great cutting edge portrait of the 70 weeks of Jewish circumcisions prophecy that is now upon us.
How do I know?
I just know.
Whereas Adam Sandler's big bet pays off in the end.
And Adam Shiff's crazy Jew bet on his own House mortgage goes down in flames.
Especially now that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP looks to be getting 20% of the black action in 2020.
"Always bet on black." PASSENGER 57
See that moving trailer too if you don't believe me.
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CC NOTES: Prince Harry's mud race son is rather strange looking for a reason; greyish skin, dark black eyes too wide apart, big moon shaped head, yada yada.
Probably has a base IQ that is off the charts.
What's up with that dude?
How do I know?
I just know.
Whereas Adam Sandler's big bet pays off in the end.
And Adam Shiff's crazy Jew bet on his own House mortgage goes down in flames.
Especially now that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP looks to be getting 20% of the black action in 2020.
"Always bet on black." PASSENGER 57
See that moving trailer too if you don't believe me.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
CC NOTES: Prince Harry's mud race son is rather strange looking for a reason; greyish skin, dark black eyes too wide apart, big moon shaped head, yada yada.
Probably has a base IQ that is off the charts.
What's up with that dude?
Wednesday, December 25, 2019
BLOOD SIMPLE
That slaughter of the naive white christian lambs in Germany is what you get when you let the NUTSY WOMEN of the world become your supreme priesthood political leaders.
For a confirmation by the devil about this winter season's abomination of desolation proclaiming that women make better political leaders than men.
How gay is that?
Then for a second witness, that female RINO senator bitch just said that the impeachment trial in the House was totally OK with her.
In so many words.
Word to the wise.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Gig Harbor was my original location for SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Which eventually came to an end up in Friday Harbor; co-starring me fucking Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson below deck at the same time, DEAD CALM movie trailer style.
"You think I'm making this up!"
That said, the more that you and I think alike about it...
Almost every little rural [born again] sawdust town in the Puget Sound region kind of looks like funky town USA to me these days.
Now that today's nigger rich white folks have moved into town and taken over everthing.
Not to mention Day Island, Tacoma.
And that's a good thing, more or less.
For a confirmation by the devil about this winter season's abomination of desolation proclaiming that women make better political leaders than men.
How gay is that?
Then for a second witness, that female RINO senator bitch just said that the impeachment trial in the House was totally OK with her.
In so many words.
Word to the wise.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Gig Harbor was my original location for SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Which eventually came to an end up in Friday Harbor; co-starring me fucking Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson below deck at the same time, DEAD CALM movie trailer style.
"You think I'm making this up!"
That said, the more that you and I think alike about it...
Almost every little rural [born again] sawdust town in the Puget Sound region kind of looks like funky town USA to me these days.
Now that today's nigger rich white folks have moved into town and taken over everthing.
Not to mention Day Island, Tacoma.
And that's a good thing, more or less.
MY BORN AGAIN SON
Justin Bieber's new video for his YUMMY tour strongly suggests that he no longer wears skinny pants.
"Right on dude." SON OF LEBOWSKI
"Think I'll have another one." THE OTHER LEBOWSKI
Talk about a billion dollars in free publicity for your next two little movies.
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PS MEL GIBSON: JB's latest attention-getting YUMMY tour begins on your 64th birthday in 2020 for a sound business reason.
Why throw good money after bad money?
PS JIM CARREY: God also has you right were he wants you to be right now.
Same thing goes for you too cousin David, a.k.a. Dice Clay.
PS MILEY CYRUS: The cat got your tongue for six weeks for a pre publicity happening to CATS.
Can't wait to hear what your next song sounds like.
PS CARA: You always make my evil king fantasies become young again.
Like in all of those HAMMER FILM vampire [eternal life] movies made in England.
Talk about directing is casting.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: At least you have the nuts to tell it like it is.
Wish I could say that much for my mormon look alike brother Mitt Romney.
PS ORNELLA FRESH: This year promises to be the 16th year that THE INVISIBLE MAN will not be seen at the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL up in Park City, Utah.
PS ADAM SHIFF: Timing is everything when it comes to making it big in Hollywood.
"Right on dude." SON OF LEBOWSKI
"Think I'll have another one." THE OTHER LEBOWSKI
Talk about a billion dollars in free publicity for your next two little movies.
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PS MEL GIBSON: JB's latest attention-getting YUMMY tour begins on your 64th birthday in 2020 for a sound business reason.
Why throw good money after bad money?
PS JIM CARREY: God also has you right were he wants you to be right now.
Same thing goes for you too cousin David, a.k.a. Dice Clay.
PS MILEY CYRUS: The cat got your tongue for six weeks for a pre publicity happening to CATS.
Can't wait to hear what your next song sounds like.
PS CARA: You always make my evil king fantasies become young again.
Like in all of those HAMMER FILM vampire [eternal life] movies made in England.
Talk about directing is casting.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: At least you have the nuts to tell it like it is.
Wish I could say that much for my mormon look alike brother Mitt Romney.
PS ORNELLA FRESH: This year promises to be the 16th year that THE INVISIBLE MAN will not be seen at the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL up in Park City, Utah.
PS ADAM SHIFF: Timing is everything when it comes to making it big in Hollywood.
Tuesday, December 24, 2019
COLUMBIA PICTURES
Right now TRADER JOES is sampling what I would call your typical film noir 'New York coffee'.
The kind that they are nursing in Edward Hopper's iconic all night 1942 NIGHT HAWKS painting.
Thin, weak, bland and acidic stuff from Columbia for sure.
At a nickel a cup, plus free refills.
In confirmation of those three big time Christmas gift season earthquakes that just happened down in Columbia's BM mormon pagan temple country.
This being the place where that 1984 latter day saints cinematic prophecy called ROMANCING THE STONE [of Jacob] takes place.
"But this time, you're coming with me."
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PS STEVEN FRESH: There is a reason why I spent Christmas with you father 'Bill' and the family stone down in St. George, Utah, Washington County, circa 1987.
My own father also went by the nickname 'Bill'.
Meanwhile, my own sainted brother has still not invested my mother's leftover money in some time share condo situation opportunity down your way because his wife Kim won't let him.
Too bad for him.
The kind that they are nursing in Edward Hopper's iconic all night 1942 NIGHT HAWKS painting.
Thin, weak, bland and acidic stuff from Columbia for sure.
At a nickel a cup, plus free refills.
In confirmation of those three big time Christmas gift season earthquakes that just happened down in Columbia's BM mormon pagan temple country.
This being the place where that 1984 latter day saints cinematic prophecy called ROMANCING THE STONE [of Jacob] takes place.
"But this time, you're coming with me."
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PS STEVEN FRESH: There is a reason why I spent Christmas with you father 'Bill' and the family stone down in St. George, Utah, Washington County, circa 1987.
My own father also went by the nickname 'Bill'.
Meanwhile, my own sainted brother has still not invested my mother's leftover money in some time share condo situation opportunity down your way because his wife Kim won't let him.
Too bad for him.
QUEEN CATS
Those virgin 5 big ones west of Porty Hardy, British Columbia happened out in the REVELATION 13 sea due south of Queen Charlotte Sound.
Last I checked.
All of them around the cat. 5 range; including a pair of 6s.
Probably a 50/50 SPEED sign to boot.
Happening on day 5 no less.
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Last I checked.
All of them around the cat. 5 range; including a pair of 6s.
Probably a 50/50 SPEED sign to boot.
Happening on day 5 no less.
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Monday, December 23, 2019
THE WHITE CAT PROPHECY
Those three LAX buses suddenly exploded and burned down to their bare 211 metal frames in Adam Shiff country for a three-branches-of-government reason.
Namely, all of those angry liberal Jewish firestarters out in Hollywood and Westwood who belong to the reactionary anti Russian front called PEOPLE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY.
This happening around the same day that the same thing happened to that burning bus on Queensland Street in London.
Not to mention that burning SPEED bus in Jerusalem; same time, same channel.
Remember, if the bus goes under 50/50 it explodes at the end in LAX.
You can watch the above 1260 days period [1994] AREA CODE 310 movie trailer if you don't believe it.
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NEW READER NOTES: Dennis Hopper was a die hard Donald Trump style moderate Republican for life.
Oh yeah, "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a right wing reactionary!" Warren Beatty, 2003.
See him at his best in the original 1981 REDS scare movie trailer if you still can't believe it.
Namely, all of those angry liberal Jewish firestarters out in Hollywood and Westwood who belong to the reactionary anti Russian front called PEOPLE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY.
This happening around the same day that the same thing happened to that burning bus on Queensland Street in London.
Not to mention that burning SPEED bus in Jerusalem; same time, same channel.
Remember, if the bus goes under 50/50 it explodes at the end in LAX.
You can watch the above 1260 days period [1994] AREA CODE 310 movie trailer if you don't believe it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW READER NOTES: Dennis Hopper was a die hard Donald Trump style moderate Republican for life.
Oh yeah, "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a right wing reactionary!" Warren Beatty, 2003.
See him at his best in the original 1981 REDS scare movie trailer if you still can't believe it.
CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS: 2
"Things have really changed around here." Says Woody Allen as he cuts an apple DANIEL 9 style in the above 70 weeks film.
Whereas 1989's CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS sets the prophetic stage with a Hanukkah season charity banquet for Judah. Mentioning that he knows the best [TRUMP] hotel to stay at in Moscow.
Followed up in a later shot of the rich liberal tv producer talking into his pocket recorder about an idea for a tv show about the wealthy Donald Trump, who is full of "grandious ideas" for America.
Then moving forward to Judah's confession to his rabbi patient friend that, "After two years of shamefull [fake news] deceit I have awaken as in a dream."
"Can't you break it off?" Asks the rabbi.
No he can't says Judah, "I instigated it... I promoted it..."
And now "The woman won't allow it."
I.e. the crazy liberal lady whom he met on a flight up to left wing Boston.
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Whereas 1989's CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS sets the prophetic stage with a Hanukkah season charity banquet for Judah. Mentioning that he knows the best [TRUMP] hotel to stay at in Moscow.
Followed up in a later shot of the rich liberal tv producer talking into his pocket recorder about an idea for a tv show about the wealthy Donald Trump, who is full of "grandious ideas" for America.
Then moving forward to Judah's confession to his rabbi patient friend that, "After two years of shamefull [fake news] deceit I have awaken as in a dream."
"Can't you break it off?" Asks the rabbi.
No he can't says Judah, "I instigated it... I promoted it..."
And now "The woman won't allow it."
I.e. the crazy liberal lady whom he met on a flight up to left wing Boston.
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Sunday, December 22, 2019
A BRIDGE TOO FAR: 2
Over 69 cars smashed up on the Queen bridge outside Williamsburg, Virgin/ia in confirmation of my Willy Clinton chocolate fudge factory posting.
This sign from g-d happening just over from Beaver Dam Pond and CHEATHAM ANNEX.
I-64 being one of the most active Princess Sandra landmarks in the 26 year history of my full time 24/7 two witnesses reporting.
Not to mention this weekend's CATS opening.
Which looks to be like one of the biggest cult film sensations in the history of filmmaking.
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This sign from g-d happening just over from Beaver Dam Pond and CHEATHAM ANNEX.
I-64 being one of the most active Princess Sandra landmarks in the 26 year history of my full time 24/7 two witnesses reporting.
Not to mention this weekend's CATS opening.
Which looks to be like one of the biggest cult film sensations in the history of filmmaking.
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HIGH CRIMES AND MISTEMEANORS
Wood Allen's CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS is about how the godless eye doctor named Judah will do anything to save his obsessive love affair with Babylon.
Even if it means committing political murder, by whatever means necessary.
So he goes to his underworld brothers like Jack in order to get rid of such existentialist threats like Seth Rich or Donald Young.
Whereas in the above 1989 film, the threat of a flight attendant named Dolores Paley [white] represents today's 747 AIR FORCE ONE jet that has now replaced the 757 TRUMP FORCE ONE jet.
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Even if it means committing political murder, by whatever means necessary.
So he goes to his underworld brothers like Jack in order to get rid of such existentialist threats like Seth Rich or Donald Young.
Whereas in the above 1989 film, the threat of a flight attendant named Dolores Paley [white] represents today's 747 AIR FORCE ONE jet that has now replaced the 757 TRUMP FORCE ONE jet.
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Saturday, December 21, 2019
MY FAVORITE ALIEN, E.10, S.2
Hillary Clinton wore a powder blue flying saucers outfit on her NUTSY WOMEN book tour this week.
In confirmation of the above MAKE BELIEVE CLUB episode's little Pete preferring brown fudge icecream over white vanilla icecream.
Whereas the Ukraine's chocolate candy billionaire President supported her in the 2016 election.
Sooo see the prophetic Slick Willy movie trailer for WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
It's takes a village to raise the children, yada yada.
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In confirmation of the above MAKE BELIEVE CLUB episode's little Pete preferring brown fudge icecream over white vanilla icecream.
Whereas the Ukraine's chocolate candy billionaire President supported her in the 2016 election.
Sooo see the prophetic Slick Willy movie trailer for WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
It's takes a village to raise the children, yada yada.
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A RAINY DAY IN LONDON
The Biblical raining in London began on the last day of fall and into the first day of winter; MARK 13:14 style.
Must be more publicity for A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK opening around town this season.
Rember, the above Woody Allen film is a weekend romance comedy.
Think SCOOP meets MATCH POINT; the former being a prophecy about the future Trump Card killer.
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Must be more publicity for A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK opening around town this season.
Rember, the above Woody Allen film is a weekend romance comedy.
Think SCOOP meets MATCH POINT; the former being a prophecy about the future Trump Card killer.
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Friday, December 20, 2019
MISS CONGENIALITY 2020
That huuge explosion on the south side of 1776 Philidelphia on the same day of the MISS AMERICA show was my transition into both MISS CONGENIALITY 1&2.
The first one being about the prophetic STATUE OF LIBERTY explosion down in EZE.47 Alamo Town.
And the second one ending with that 666 pirate ship sinking down in 2020 Las Vegas; DISNEYLAND 2.0 style.
Goes without saying that all the bad guys in these two REVELATION 17 lady allegories are 1990s type TRUMP CASINO beauty pageant actors.
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FIRE REPORT: Those three houses that exploded in 1776 town represented America's three branches of government.
Happening after the House impeached PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP just for the political shits and giggles.
PS BOBBY D: Are you talking to me?
POLITICO NOTES: America is going to go bankrupt and come out it for the better in the same way that Donald Trump did during g-d's special 1260 days grace period of the two candle sticks and the two olive trees.
Pardon my run on sentence.
PS PAUL GARRISON: Stop pussy footing around with the APPLE stock market and put everything you got into TIFFANY MINING stocks.
The first one being about the prophetic STATUE OF LIBERTY explosion down in EZE.47 Alamo Town.
And the second one ending with that 666 pirate ship sinking down in 2020 Las Vegas; DISNEYLAND 2.0 style.
Goes without saying that all the bad guys in these two REVELATION 17 lady allegories are 1990s type TRUMP CASINO beauty pageant actors.
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FIRE REPORT: Those three houses that exploded in 1776 town represented America's three branches of government.
Happening after the House impeached PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP just for the political shits and giggles.
PS BOBBY D: Are you talking to me?
POLITICO NOTES: America is going to go bankrupt and come out it for the better in the same way that Donald Trump did during g-d's special 1260 days grace period of the two candle sticks and the two olive trees.
Pardon my run on sentence.
PS PAUL GARRISON: Stop pussy footing around with the APPLE stock market and put everything you got into TIFFANY MINING stocks.
MISS AMERICA 2020
The newly crowned MISS AMERICA is a Jewish scientist, named Ms Schreir, who won by demonstrating how the rainbow blob is now invading white christian small town America.
Very cutting edge stuff.
See the Alamo town trailer for MISS CONGENIALITY if you think I'm shitting you, Jack boots and all.
Also, watch the 1958 red scare movie trailer for THE BLOB, starring Steve McQueen.
Ergo, the beauty contest was held at an Indian casino in Virginia this year, instead of at the mostly white Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Where the judge panel was two to one darkie, i.e. 66.6%.
How now brown cow...
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BLOGSPOT NOTE: Michael said "day two" after I wrapped today's latest impeachment blog post and started to polish it; talk about getting goose bumps.
Very cutting edge stuff.
See the Alamo town trailer for MISS CONGENIALITY if you think I'm shitting you, Jack boots and all.
Also, watch the 1958 red scare movie trailer for THE BLOB, starring Steve McQueen.
Ergo, the beauty contest was held at an Indian casino in Virginia this year, instead of at the mostly white Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Where the judge panel was two to one darkie, i.e. 66.6%.
How now brown cow...
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BLOGSPOT NOTE: Michael said "day two" after I wrapped today's latest impeachment blog post and started to polish it; talk about getting goose bumps.
Thursday, December 19, 2019
CAT. 5.2 AT 21:52...
Several hours before today's hostile liberal Jews voted to railroad g-d's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant, a 5.2 struck directly south of the Solomon Railroad ridge in Alaska; due west of Bald Mountain.
The federal GLACIER BAY NATION PARK site standing for the melting ice in DC 133, etc. Just down and over from Hwy.1 White Horse in Canada. In confirmation of the WHITEHORSE PROPHECY by Joseph Smith.
Talk about produced, written, and directed by Jews; watch the 1980s bombshell movie trailer for 52 PICKUP.
Not to mention the co-stars and minor supporting actors.
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The federal GLACIER BAY NATION PARK site standing for the melting ice in DC 133, etc. Just down and over from Hwy.1 White Horse in Canada. In confirmation of the WHITEHORSE PROPHECY by Joseph Smith.
Talk about produced, written, and directed by Jews; watch the 1980s bombshell movie trailer for 52 PICKUP.
Not to mention the co-stars and minor supporting actors.
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CATS HAVE 9 LIVES
Last night at 8:47 pm, I had an extended vision of the Greek spelled word "REVENGER" outlined by your typical fiery firefighters licence plate.
In the overall background was an old barn that obviously resprented George Orwell's little sweet&sour ANIMAL FARM book in REVELATION 10; published back in 45.
Nadler looking just like some evil Jewish attack dog straight out of Nazi central casting, yada yada.
The number '47' usually applying to the south side of the temple in EZEKIEL 47:1.
As was confirmed by that rude SOUTH PARK mall shooting down in Alamo town, Texas; off I-35.
Best watch both the original 2:24 trailer, and the revised 1:40 one for CATS to get the full picture.
Which comes to a climax in the floor show finale to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
The one where the trimmed down blond leader of today's pitchfork rebellion takes over.
And even George W. Bush and Queen Elizabeth stand up and applaude at one of his rallies.
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PS DIANA: That upside down Capitol at breitbart.com reminded me of your recent upside down Christmas tree tradition.
PS RUSH: People traditionally "...send gifts one to another" during Christmas and Hanukkah season, metaphorically speaking.
In the overall background was an old barn that obviously resprented George Orwell's little sweet&sour ANIMAL FARM book in REVELATION 10; published back in 45.
Nadler looking just like some evil Jewish attack dog straight out of Nazi central casting, yada yada.
The number '47' usually applying to the south side of the temple in EZEKIEL 47:1.
As was confirmed by that rude SOUTH PARK mall shooting down in Alamo town, Texas; off I-35.
Best watch both the original 2:24 trailer, and the revised 1:40 one for CATS to get the full picture.
Which comes to a climax in the floor show finale to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
The one where the trimmed down blond leader of today's pitchfork rebellion takes over.
And even George W. Bush and Queen Elizabeth stand up and applaude at one of his rallies.
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PS DIANA: That upside down Capitol at breitbart.com reminded me of your recent upside down Christmas tree tradition.
PS RUSH: People traditionally "...send gifts one to another" during Christmas and Hanukkah season, metaphorically speaking.
Wednesday, December 18, 2019
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF THE ANTICHRIST
Today's dirty lying Jews are trying to crucify Miss America's tall blond Protestant PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in yet a second fake news court of law happening during this Christmas season for a very special reason.
[Rhymes with treason.]
Talk about the second coming of Jesus Fucking Christ already.
Don't laugh, I have listened to more that one white christian Bible prophecy expert on midnight radio hint very strongly that no.45 is the big bad wolf guy in DANIEL 9.
Remember, these are the same [leather Bible Belt] antimormons who believe that the BM was dictated, word by word, to Joseph Smith by the devil himself; like in CAPE FEAR meets CARNIVAL OF SOULS.
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PS STEVEPHN KING: You got hit in the back by a big old black bull dog riding shotgun in an old 1980s blue grey van, named bullet, for a special winter season greetings reason.
Because, "America will never become a socialist country." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP.
PS MR PRESIDENT: "Every great historic motion picture has a strong dramatic conflict with a parallel subplot conflict. Such as LAWERNCE OF ARABIA." Prof. Danielewski, 1985, BYU; a.k.a. Mr. D.
[Rhymes with treason.]
Talk about the second coming of Jesus Fucking Christ already.
Don't laugh, I have listened to more that one white christian Bible prophecy expert on midnight radio hint very strongly that no.45 is the big bad wolf guy in DANIEL 9.
Remember, these are the same [leather Bible Belt] antimormons who believe that the BM was dictated, word by word, to Joseph Smith by the devil himself; like in CAPE FEAR meets CARNIVAL OF SOULS.
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PS STEVEPHN KING: You got hit in the back by a big old black bull dog riding shotgun in an old 1980s blue grey van, named bullet, for a special winter season greetings reason.
Because, "America will never become a socialist country." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP.
PS MR PRESIDENT: "Every great historic motion picture has a strong dramatic conflict with a parallel subplot conflict. Such as LAWERNCE OF ARABIA." Prof. Danielewski, 1985, BYU; a.k.a. Mr. D.
A COW TOO FAR...
"Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little [Edmonds] dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the soon."
By MOTHER GOOSE, a.k.a. Mary Goose Bumps, of Boston, Mass 1626.
"Far out man..." SON OF LEBOWSKI, 2020.
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PS ST PETER: The more far out side to E.10, S.2 is that little rebellious boy without a cause named Peter in REVELATION:12.
Who Joseph Smith said unrepresented the upcoming KINGDOM OF GOD.
Wherein crazy uncle Greg caused the kid to forget all about that huuge UFO, with dazzling bright lights, hanging so low from the ceiling at the LDS conference hall In 2020.
Not to mention all of those sparkling white tree Christmas lights in Temple Square, 2019.
I shall never forget the time when the BLACK PANTHERS in Berkley, California threatened to blow up the walled off TEMPLE SQUARE in 1967.
Because back then the Mormons were still not letting the wild-at-heart and childish negro hold the higher priesthood.
And then the very next day, the white granite square was completely surrounded by a double line of white men holding MLK style deer hunter rifles.
Oh yeah, it's now time to make America that strong and great again.
PS RENE: I like your hat.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Last night, Michael told me that tomorrow "Thursday" is going to be a very special day for you.
And this upcoming weekend is even going to be better.
And no, this has nothing to do with those two future AMAZON delivery bombshell packages in Utah back in the 80s.
Talk about getting the goose bumps.
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little [Edmonds] dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the soon."
By MOTHER GOOSE, a.k.a. Mary Goose Bumps, of Boston, Mass 1626.
"Far out man..." SON OF LEBOWSKI, 2020.
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PS ST PETER: The more far out side to E.10, S.2 is that little rebellious boy without a cause named Peter in REVELATION:12.
Who Joseph Smith said unrepresented the upcoming KINGDOM OF GOD.
Wherein crazy uncle Greg caused the kid to forget all about that huuge UFO, with dazzling bright lights, hanging so low from the ceiling at the LDS conference hall In 2020.
Not to mention all of those sparkling white tree Christmas lights in Temple Square, 2019.
I shall never forget the time when the BLACK PANTHERS in Berkley, California threatened to blow up the walled off TEMPLE SQUARE in 1967.
Because back then the Mormons were still not letting the wild-at-heart and childish negro hold the higher priesthood.
And then the very next day, the white granite square was completely surrounded by a double line of white men holding MLK style deer hunter rifles.
Oh yeah, it's now time to make America that strong and great again.
PS RENE: I like your hat.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Last night, Michael told me that tomorrow "Thursday" is going to be a very special day for you.
And this upcoming weekend is even going to be better.
And no, this has nothing to do with those two future AMAZON delivery bombshell packages in Utah back in the 80s.
Talk about getting the goose bumps.
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
ONE TOO MANY HOUSE CATS
Rush Limbaugh is famous for only having two house cats at a time.
Three's a crowd and all that.
Bonney being the most cool cat that he always talked up the most, back in the day.
Who was even spoofed by Dr.Evil and his two shorthair cats in AUSTIN POWERS II: The [CIA] Spy Who Shagged Me, apre 1996.
"We don't naw on our kitty." APP: 02
No wonder the millennial critics are so freaked out by this week's CATS happening on Friday, December 20, 2019.
"Has anybody seen Kitty?" MONTANA
Guess it's high time to feed the tree.
Here... kitty kitty...
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: As you already know, Divine timing is everything in the "miracle mile" of the movie business in Westwood, LA.
So we need to have at least two films in the can already before the shit hits the fan in 2020.
Always strike the hammer when the lucky iron horse shoe is red hot and ready to go.
PS MEL GIBSON: Always go with your first surprise impression.
But only after you take the time to pray and fast about it first.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
Even Satan can appear to us as an angle in white, like in the AMERICAN VAMPIRE trailer.
"He likes to pull his trailer." Chad Harkom talking about his own apostate christian mormon father originally from Ed Town, Washington, 1969.
Three's a crowd and all that.
Bonney being the most cool cat that he always talked up the most, back in the day.
Who was even spoofed by Dr.Evil and his two shorthair cats in AUSTIN POWERS II: The [CIA] Spy Who Shagged Me, apre 1996.
"We don't naw on our kitty." APP: 02
No wonder the millennial critics are so freaked out by this week's CATS happening on Friday, December 20, 2019.
"Has anybody seen Kitty?" MONTANA
Guess it's high time to feed the tree.
Here... kitty kitty...
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: As you already know, Divine timing is everything in the "miracle mile" of the movie business in Westwood, LA.
So we need to have at least two films in the can already before the shit hits the fan in 2020.
Always strike the hammer when the lucky iron horse shoe is red hot and ready to go.
PS MEL GIBSON: Always go with your first surprise impression.
But only after you take the time to pray and fast about it first.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
Even Satan can appear to us as an angle in white, like in the AMERICAN VAMPIRE trailer.
"He likes to pull his trailer." Chad Harkom talking about his own apostate christian mormon father originally from Ed Town, Washington, 1969.
ONE COOL CAT
CATS opens in the same week that America's House cats plan to impeach PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Look for another breaking story this week about some tragic old gray cat lady who gets busted by the local animal control people.
Could happen anywhere.
"The most disturbing thing I've ever seen." THE GUARDIAN.
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Look for another breaking story this week about some tragic old gray cat lady who gets busted by the local animal control people.
Could happen anywhere.
"The most disturbing thing I've ever seen." THE GUARDIAN.
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Monday, December 16, 2019
EAT MY PEACH
This Wednesday is NYT no.58,545.
When the 9' tall big-headed basketball Jews plan on impeaching one of their own brothers.
Talk about getting Jewed for only a nickle or a dime.
Think Jesus Christ meets the Howard Stern look alike in WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT and AMERICAN VAMPIRE.
Skip the trailer, and just see the entire latter indie film for free on YOUTUBE.
"I have started to read the New York Times every day because I want to become more intellegent." Howard Stern, 2005
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MORE TWEETS BY JESUS: "23 my man!" Him speaking to me loudly from across the expatriot bar in the voice of my white South African barista brother up in Ed Town; December 11, 2019, 4:07 am, PST.
"Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you." THE OTHER LEBOWSKI 2020
When the 9' tall big-headed basketball Jews plan on impeaching one of their own brothers.
Talk about getting Jewed for only a nickle or a dime.
Think Jesus Christ meets the Howard Stern look alike in WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT and AMERICAN VAMPIRE.
Skip the trailer, and just see the entire latter indie film for free on YOUTUBE.
"I have started to read the New York Times every day because I want to become more intellegent." Howard Stern, 2005
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MORE TWEETS BY JESUS: "23 my man!" Him speaking to me loudly from across the expatriot bar in the voice of my white South African barista brother up in Ed Town; December 11, 2019, 4:07 am, PST.
"Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you." THE OTHER LEBOWSKI 2020
RESIST THIS ONE
We know that the interrogation of the bald 9' Jew is all about what the House chamber is up to today because of the episode's establishing shot of the street sign that reads 'E.42', plus the NYT square shot.
Whereas the tall white NBA negro alien promises to fix the world's climate catastrophies with some new green energy technology; not yet known to man.
And then the E.34, S.3 narrator, Mr. Chambers, says, "It was the age of Santa Clause..."
Like when the House would impeach PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP during the Christmass season of 2019.
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PS BOBBY D: Call me crazy if you will.
But I still dig your movies.
Especially the earlier and more interesting ones.
You may not be as good of a ham actor as me.
But you're right up there when it comes to the poker faced method.
I'll never forget that day in July of 1992 when the 1970s black action star, known as 'The Nax' insisted that I ride up the elevator with him and meet you.
But you were not in at the time of course, said the young sexy blond girl at the front counter.
Her role playing your own prophetic private life scenes in THE KING OF COMEDY meets TAXI DRIVER.
NEW READERS: The above two films take place at the TRUMP TOWER in Manhattan, NY.
If memory serves me.
PS GEORGE CLOONEY: Nice to have you back girlfriend.
Long time no see.
Whereas the tall white NBA negro alien promises to fix the world's climate catastrophies with some new green energy technology; not yet known to man.
And then the E.34, S.3 narrator, Mr. Chambers, says, "It was the age of Santa Clause..."
Like when the House would impeach PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP during the Christmass season of 2019.
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PS BOBBY D: Call me crazy if you will.
But I still dig your movies.
Especially the earlier and more interesting ones.
You may not be as good of a ham actor as me.
But you're right up there when it comes to the poker faced method.
I'll never forget that day in July of 1992 when the 1970s black action star, known as 'The Nax' insisted that I ride up the elevator with him and meet you.
But you were not in at the time of course, said the young sexy blond girl at the front counter.
Her role playing your own prophetic private life scenes in THE KING OF COMEDY meets TAXI DRIVER.
NEW READERS: The above two films take place at the TRUMP TOWER in Manhattan, NY.
If memory serves me.
PS GEORGE CLOONEY: Nice to have you back girlfriend.
Long time no see.
Sunday, December 15, 2019
THE ONE ABOUT TODAY'S SURREAL TWILIGHT ZONE TV NEWS EPISODES
That iconic TWILIGHT ZONE trial episode of the tall Jewish alien Dr. Evil anima persona was a true prophecy about this 70 weeks period in the House of Israel.
Even the one about "serving man" ending up to be a political cook book about how to cook the books against your inferior earthly enemies.
Don't laugh. Even after all these months, most of the Jews, queers, and darkies would still vote for the very strange looking Hillary Clinton; if given half the chance.
Not to mention America's most preserved Egyptian mummy leather face lady Nancy Pelosi.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Just a reminder; the white christian men must come forward first, in order to protect their white women.
Ergo, all of those timeless jokes about middle aged white men engaged in their 3 1/2 days "battle of the bulge" yada yada.
Oh yeah, "Daddy was born in Belgium." AP: I,II,III...
PS SIENNA MILLER: Daddy has warned me to be very careful with you.
As in "passion is the enemy of precision" in ZERO EFFECT meets DRUGSTORE COWBOY meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES meets MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO.
Even the one about "serving man" ending up to be a political cook book about how to cook the books against your inferior earthly enemies.
Don't laugh. Even after all these months, most of the Jews, queers, and darkies would still vote for the very strange looking Hillary Clinton; if given half the chance.
Not to mention America's most preserved Egyptian mummy leather face lady Nancy Pelosi.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Just a reminder; the white christian men must come forward first, in order to protect their white women.
Ergo, all of those timeless jokes about middle aged white men engaged in their 3 1/2 days "battle of the bulge" yada yada.
Oh yeah, "Daddy was born in Belgium." AP: I,II,III...
PS SIENNA MILLER: Daddy has warned me to be very careful with you.
As in "passion is the enemy of precision" in ZERO EFFECT meets DRUGSTORE COWBOY meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES meets MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO.
THE HOT ONE AT THE FIREHOLE
Timing is everything in love and war.
For example. That double trouble 3.+ happening happened during SNL time in London on the Lord's Day because of all those eternally ejaculating pet rock geysers around it in YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK.
Think OLD FAITHFUL meets LONE STAR; just over from Fishing Bridge; at the outlet of the park's lake that looks like a hand with thumb.
Not to mention Mount Holmes just to the north of there above Norris Madison camp.
Talk about flirty fishing in the finest spring trout creeks in the world; such as the Grayling and the Gallatin.
As the 42 latitude wildfire starters get set to fan the flames in the House this week.
"Watch out mister!.. I have a burning case of the herpes!" Warns Ms Grey to the home school invasion public school principle with a blond hair die job in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF.
A.k.a. "America's rapist in chief."
Start smash mouthing all of those little red fire alarms on the walls kids!
See every high school comedy movie trailer that was ever made during the 1980s.
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PS SCAR: What's new pussycat?
GROUNDBREAKING NEWS: Those serious ongoing earthquakes in the Philippines are Divine confirmation of the name of the all night coffee shop in that famous NYC painting by Dennis Hooper.
Terry McKnight served his LDS mission there, and so did the son of St Peter, and so forth.
PS DONELL WILLEY: Isn't the modern new age 666 system such a marvelous work and a wonder?
I only have to Google in your full name to find out that you are a former convicted sex pervert high school teacher in Alpine, Utah.
Who has gone bankrupt more than one time to boot.
Plus, it says right there on my PC WINDOWS screen that you are an African American.
And it also reports that you only have about 50k left in the bank now.
Which is about how much money I will have in my CHASE card account after my brother Peter finally gets his shit together in 2020.
PS BOBBY D: Get real dude. Marty is fucking with your head man.
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: "You're tearing me appart!" says James Dean in the prophetic red scare era impeachment movie trailer for REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE; circa 1955 meets 2020.
For example. That double trouble 3.+ happening happened during SNL time in London on the Lord's Day because of all those eternally ejaculating pet rock geysers around it in YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK.
Think OLD FAITHFUL meets LONE STAR; just over from Fishing Bridge; at the outlet of the park's lake that looks like a hand with thumb.
Not to mention Mount Holmes just to the north of there above Norris Madison camp.
Talk about flirty fishing in the finest spring trout creeks in the world; such as the Grayling and the Gallatin.
As the 42 latitude wildfire starters get set to fan the flames in the House this week.
"Watch out mister!.. I have a burning case of the herpes!" Warns Ms Grey to the home school invasion public school principle with a blond hair die job in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF.
A.k.a. "America's rapist in chief."
Start smash mouthing all of those little red fire alarms on the walls kids!
See every high school comedy movie trailer that was ever made during the 1980s.
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PS SCAR: What's new pussycat?
GROUNDBREAKING NEWS: Those serious ongoing earthquakes in the Philippines are Divine confirmation of the name of the all night coffee shop in that famous NYC painting by Dennis Hooper.
Terry McKnight served his LDS mission there, and so did the son of St Peter, and so forth.
PS DONELL WILLEY: Isn't the modern new age 666 system such a marvelous work and a wonder?
I only have to Google in your full name to find out that you are a former convicted sex pervert high school teacher in Alpine, Utah.
Who has gone bankrupt more than one time to boot.
Plus, it says right there on my PC WINDOWS screen that you are an African American.
And it also reports that you only have about 50k left in the bank now.
Which is about how much money I will have in my CHASE card account after my brother Peter finally gets his shit together in 2020.
PS BOBBY D: Get real dude. Marty is fucking with your head man.
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: "You're tearing me appart!" says James Dean in the prophetic red scare era impeachment movie trailer for REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE; circa 1955 meets 2020.
Saturday, December 14, 2019
THE ONE WHO IS NEVER WRONG
Well almost anyway... "Documented to be right 98.7% of the time!" Rush Limbaugh, 1996.
However, later he was forced to revise that number up to around 99.999%
Hey, nobody's perfect.
"We all have our [telephone] hang ups." David Lynch, talking smack on THE TONIGHT SHOW, 2001.
Ergo, Bill Clinton was impeached for lying unto God under oath on December 19, 1996.
Whereas there is no forgiveness for murder and or denying the Holy Ghost in this life.
So now the 666 antichrist Jews in the House of Israel are hoping to get away with the same thing this second time around too; regarding PRESIDENT FOR LIFE JESUS CHRIST, happening on the same day anniversary of the birth of Kate Holmes.
Good luck with that one.
"See ya, wouldn't want to be ya..." MATADOR, 2005.
The above trailer opening with a shot of his bedside clock at 5:45 am.
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PS DONELL WILLEY: Could well be that my shit was looking green back in 1974 because I was eating so many of your tasty Italian trattoria spinach calzones.
However, later he was forced to revise that number up to around 99.999%
Hey, nobody's perfect.
"We all have our [telephone] hang ups." David Lynch, talking smack on THE TONIGHT SHOW, 2001.
Ergo, Bill Clinton was impeached for lying unto God under oath on December 19, 1996.
Whereas there is no forgiveness for murder and or denying the Holy Ghost in this life.
So now the 666 antichrist Jews in the House of Israel are hoping to get away with the same thing this second time around too; regarding PRESIDENT FOR LIFE JESUS CHRIST, happening on the same day anniversary of the birth of Kate Holmes.
Good luck with that one.
"See ya, wouldn't want to be ya..." MATADOR, 2005.
The above trailer opening with a shot of his bedside clock at 5:45 am.
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PS DONELL WILLEY: Could well be that my shit was looking green back in 1974 because I was eating so many of your tasty Italian trattoria spinach calzones.
THE ONE ABOUT HER AND I GETTING IT ON SATURDAY NIGHT
Think BANANAS meets WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?
Meanwhile, about a week before I ever saw that little midnight cowboy in E.10, S.2, I had a strange dream that I was about to get lucky with Scarlette Johansson.
When suddenly he crawled out of her VICTORIA'S SECRET panties and interrupted us.
So then she lovingly told him to go outside and play because mommy and daddy had to do something together; assuring him that, "It'll only take five minutes."
Of course, this was also a week before I knew anything about her hosting SNL tonight with some singer whom I've never seen or heard of before either.
Dangling prepositions intended.
Last I checked, Mrs. Gregory Relf only has one daughter, but no son yet.
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POLITICAL NOTES: The rich white girl with the green hair got cut to death by those niggers for a 2BC: 123 type ending to the green summit in Spain.
Hey, shit happens to shitty people.
True story. Back around 1974, I went to the BYU student medical clinic because I was concerned that my stools were looking a little greenish.
Whereupon the young doctor assured me that this happens sometimes when a person is under stress.
PS WOODY ALLEN: True story. Last month I found a half used bottle of CANOE after-shave in the garage that is attached to where I live.
Ergo, "In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol, 1969, prophetocally talking about my future GSR/TWN blog spot.
Meanwhile, about a week before I ever saw that little midnight cowboy in E.10, S.2, I had a strange dream that I was about to get lucky with Scarlette Johansson.
When suddenly he crawled out of her VICTORIA'S SECRET panties and interrupted us.
So then she lovingly told him to go outside and play because mommy and daddy had to do something together; assuring him that, "It'll only take five minutes."
Of course, this was also a week before I knew anything about her hosting SNL tonight with some singer whom I've never seen or heard of before either.
Dangling prepositions intended.
Last I checked, Mrs. Gregory Relf only has one daughter, but no son yet.
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POLITICAL NOTES: The rich white girl with the green hair got cut to death by those niggers for a 2BC: 123 type ending to the green summit in Spain.
Hey, shit happens to shitty people.
True story. Back around 1974, I went to the BYU student medical clinic because I was concerned that my stools were looking a little greenish.
Whereupon the young doctor assured me that this happens sometimes when a person is under stress.
PS WOODY ALLEN: True story. Last month I found a half used bottle of CANOE after-shave in the garage that is attached to where I live.
Ergo, "In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol, 1969, prophetocally talking about my future GSR/TWN blog spot.
Friday, December 13, 2019
I AM THE LUCKY ONE
Now that I have given due credit to E.10, S.2, I get to go back to my original enthusiasm for the no.9 one before it.
Wherein Mr. Brennan's split personality, and secret love affaire with the brown eyed Emma Watson is finally revealed.
"My son is a sick schizophrenic..." Granny Grass to cousin Peggy, circa 8 years ago.
"Your brother is a homosexual." Granny Grass to Peter Relf, circa 2018.
And if this does not make any sense to you right now; you're probably not ready anyway to be a prime time player this year, maybe next year.
We'll see.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Of all the crazy things, last night I dreamed that you and I exchanged goo goo eyes and agreed to hook up tonight for fish & chips up in funky town at 7:30, PST.
And then when I woke up, I got the strange impression that Scarlett Johansson would also like to come along with us as some kind of a third wheel date.
Oh well, three's company, yada yada...
Wherein Mr. Brennan's split personality, and secret love affaire with the brown eyed Emma Watson is finally revealed.
"My son is a sick schizophrenic..." Granny Grass to cousin Peggy, circa 8 years ago.
"Your brother is a homosexual." Granny Grass to Peter Relf, circa 2018.
And if this does not make any sense to you right now; you're probably not ready anyway to be a prime time player this year, maybe next year.
We'll see.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Of all the crazy things, last night I dreamed that you and I exchanged goo goo eyes and agreed to hook up tonight for fish & chips up in funky town at 7:30, PST.
And then when I woke up, I got the strange impression that Scarlett Johansson would also like to come along with us as some kind of a third wheel date.
Oh well, three's company, yada yada...
ANOTHER DAMN GOOD ONE
"I figured I had some kind of a way out story."
Says the biased journalist to the little Jewish boy's blond aunt Judy Relf babysitter character actress.
After he had illegally forced his way into the house, only to discover that he too had become a member of the "MAKE BELIEVE CLUB"
Whereas the kid's two witnesses transitioner gravitator radio looks very much like my own G6 AVIATOR special edition BUZZ ALDRIN unit.
"Bang... You're dead." Says the little midnight radio cowboy in the end.
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LISTENER NOTES: I just moved GATEWAY PUNDIT up to the front of my starting line-up.
Sorry it took so long guys; kind of been busy lately.
So many girlfriends, so little time.
PS TARANTINO: So I'm walking back from the kitchen with a tall tinted glass of O.J. in hand at exactly 3:19 am this morning.
And standing right there in the spooky dark hallway is this tall dark and handsome kid with the perfect 1970s black exploitation movie Afro look.
Fair warning my friend; directing is casting.
PS NANCY PELOSI: Talk about a billion dollars worth of free publicity money for the re-election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in DIAMOMDS ARE FOREVER meets A VIEW TO A KILL.
I could almost kick myself for not talking up enough about how much you look like Joan Rivers in my past 1000 postings.
Talk about leaving money on the blackjack 21 table in CASINO meets LAS VEGAS VACATION.
"I'll kill you if you ever show up like that on my set again..." POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE.
PS TERRY MCKNIGHT: About 3 1/2 years ago I had a dream that either you or your wife Janna had died about three years ago; metaphotically dreaming.
Says the biased journalist to the little Jewish boy's blond aunt Judy Relf babysitter character actress.
After he had illegally forced his way into the house, only to discover that he too had become a member of the "MAKE BELIEVE CLUB"
Whereas the kid's two witnesses transitioner gravitator radio looks very much like my own G6 AVIATOR special edition BUZZ ALDRIN unit.
"Bang... You're dead." Says the little midnight radio cowboy in the end.
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LISTENER NOTES: I just moved GATEWAY PUNDIT up to the front of my starting line-up.
Sorry it took so long guys; kind of been busy lately.
So many girlfriends, so little time.
PS TARANTINO: So I'm walking back from the kitchen with a tall tinted glass of O.J. in hand at exactly 3:19 am this morning.
And standing right there in the spooky dark hallway is this tall dark and handsome kid with the perfect 1970s black exploitation movie Afro look.
Fair warning my friend; directing is casting.
PS NANCY PELOSI: Talk about a billion dollars worth of free publicity money for the re-election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in DIAMOMDS ARE FOREVER meets A VIEW TO A KILL.
I could almost kick myself for not talking up enough about how much you look like Joan Rivers in my past 1000 postings.
Talk about leaving money on the blackjack 21 table in CASINO meets LAS VEGAS VACATION.
"I'll kill you if you ever show up like that on my set again..." POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE.
PS TERRY MCKNIGHT: About 3 1/2 years ago I had a dream that either you or your wife Janna had died about three years ago; metaphotically dreaming.
Thursday, December 12, 2019
THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING LIKE ME
I guess that the best actor on the planet felt inspired to retire in order that I could fill his custom made Italian shoes in MY LEFT FOOT meets THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
Watch the 1988 movie trailer first.
Then cue the violins.
Talk about THE LAST OF THE [1980s] MOHAWKS haircuts in 3 NEPHI: 20-21.
Or as the popular Christmas carol still goes, "Jingle bells... jingle bells, going all the way... Oh what fun!.."
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PS MADAME X: You lying cunt; I never left you, you left me.
Watch the 1988 movie trailer first.
Then cue the violins.
Talk about THE LAST OF THE [1980s] MOHAWKS haircuts in 3 NEPHI: 20-21.
Or as the popular Christmas carol still goes, "Jingle bells... jingle bells, going all the way... Oh what fun!.."
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PS MADAME X: You lying cunt; I never left you, you left me.
THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD ONE...
Those two mom and pop [family values] niggers who shot up that JC market were just role playing SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE.
Enough already with the false "replacement theology" narrative about today's white Christians who say that the white Israelites in London claim to be the new Jews.
HELLO
The Kingdom of Israel and the Kingdom of Judah are two different things!!
All be it, both being the other side of the same banana in the original movie trailer for BRIDGET JONES' DIARY.
Think personal family history, etc. etc.
For example, in E.10, S.2, uncle Jim and aunt Judy of Kirkland, Washington still don't believe a word of what I AM is saying.
Oh well "Enjoy the ride..." Brother Peter, 2019; not so much 2020.
I do hope that you make enough money next year to pay the rent and have enough left over for groceries; plus at least $1,000,000 in Chad Harkon level medical expenses.
Not to mention dental care.
Same thing goes for you too cousin Robbie.
"Uncle Jim is dead to me." Bud Harkom, 2018, a.k.a. MAGA 2020.
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PS ADAM SHIFF: Even my underaged wife Emma Watson gets that whole ADAMS FAMILY [Constitutional] VALUES thing.
Not to mention her older sister Gwyneth Paltrow.
MIDNIGHT COWBOY RADIO NOTES: Oh my gosh!
They had Mitt Romney on after midnight last night, talking about Joseph Smith's OBE history.
Talk about today's new age Mormons trying to get with it in D&C 86 meets 2BC 118.
Ain't gonna happen bro.
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The elevator lift in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW is the same one in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.
Guess it's time for everybody to go back to high school in HAPPY DAYS meets GREASE: II in the 2020 swing state of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Enough already with the false "replacement theology" narrative about today's white Christians who say that the white Israelites in London claim to be the new Jews.
HELLO
The Kingdom of Israel and the Kingdom of Judah are two different things!!
All be it, both being the other side of the same banana in the original movie trailer for BRIDGET JONES' DIARY.
Think personal family history, etc. etc.
For example, in E.10, S.2, uncle Jim and aunt Judy of Kirkland, Washington still don't believe a word of what I AM is saying.
Oh well "Enjoy the ride..." Brother Peter, 2019; not so much 2020.
I do hope that you make enough money next year to pay the rent and have enough left over for groceries; plus at least $1,000,000 in Chad Harkon level medical expenses.
Not to mention dental care.
Same thing goes for you too cousin Robbie.
"Uncle Jim is dead to me." Bud Harkom, 2018, a.k.a. MAGA 2020.
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PS ADAM SHIFF: Even my underaged wife Emma Watson gets that whole ADAMS FAMILY [Constitutional] VALUES thing.
Not to mention her older sister Gwyneth Paltrow.
MIDNIGHT COWBOY RADIO NOTES: Oh my gosh!
They had Mitt Romney on after midnight last night, talking about Joseph Smith's OBE history.
Talk about today's new age Mormons trying to get with it in D&C 86 meets 2BC 118.
Ain't gonna happen bro.
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The elevator lift in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW is the same one in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.
Guess it's time for everybody to go back to high school in HAPPY DAYS meets GREASE: II in the 2020 swing state of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Wednesday, December 11, 2019
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT?
Last night I dreamed over and over that the same sexy legs Rene Zellwegger in the current IN STYLE magazine wouldn't mind hooking up with me sometime.
Problem is, in the next dream scene, I saw her and Alec Baldwin going 69.
So I woke up rather confused and frustrated; asking the Father in the name of the Son what's up with that?
And then He explained to me that she can't make up her mind.
Remember, back when Alexander Rae Baldwin III was 29, very few women on planet earth were strong enough to resist him.
"Resistance is futile!!" Rush Limbaugh, 2020.
Same thing goes for you too Christian Alexander Winn.
Oh well, you say tomato, I say tomatoe.
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Problem is, in the next dream scene, I saw her and Alec Baldwin going 69.
So I woke up rather confused and frustrated; asking the Father in the name of the Son what's up with that?
And then He explained to me that she can't make up her mind.
Remember, back when Alexander Rae Baldwin III was 29, very few women on planet earth were strong enough to resist him.
"Resistance is futile!!" Rush Limbaugh, 2020.
Same thing goes for you too Christian Alexander Winn.
Oh well, you say tomato, I say tomatoe.
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LISTEN TO THIS ONE...
Trying to get some sleep last night around 1:44 am, Michael woke me up and said "listen".
So I turned on COAST TO COAST and heard Nancy Pelosi calling in from South Bend, Indiana to thank their UFO guest expert for explaining how most aliens would look like humans by now if we only knew the truth.
Exactly like in the parallel UFO [film] convention sequence in STARDUST MEMORIES.
Ergo, all of those paranoid conspiracy wing nuts in the House of Judah.
Flash forward to my flash vision last week of a mint 1960s baby blue car with powder blue trailer hauling a light blue speed boat; curbed in front of the eternally ejaculating pet rocks sculpture at OMBU.
Complete with old fashion ring wire tv antenna mounted on the bow.
Talk about moving up to funky town, USA.
As just confirmed by VANITY FAIR's new article about A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK playing exclusively on AMERICAN AIRLINES.
God works in mysterious ways.
"It's my way or the highway." ROCKY: 9
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PS JESSICA BIEL: Now we know why VARIETY magazine called POWDER BLUE, "...borderline hysteria."
Adding that the 2009 film's trumpeting score was just too loud.
PS FRED BIEL: I almost died from envy when I first saw your brand new red SUPER BEETLE VW in the church parking lot in 1970 Seattle.
Oh the memories...
Bishop Nelson was from Alberta, Canada.
Ed Lee was the coolest bad ass kid in town.
Lamont Bean was the richest man in Seattle.
Woody Norris was teaching scientific futurism at the UW.
Himself never having graduated from university.
They were practically begging my de facto step father Leslie Winn to join the Russian faculty at the UW.
[Boozing being a major resume enhancement at that time.]
Kit Winn's sister was fucking the future one armed man in TWIN PEAKS.
There were only five STARBUCKS locations in town.
Then some man from Michigan who looks alot like Mitt Romney came to town.
I was the all night grill cook prodigy at HASTY TASTY; barely 18 at the time.
So I turned on COAST TO COAST and heard Nancy Pelosi calling in from South Bend, Indiana to thank their UFO guest expert for explaining how most aliens would look like humans by now if we only knew the truth.
Exactly like in the parallel UFO [film] convention sequence in STARDUST MEMORIES.
Ergo, all of those paranoid conspiracy wing nuts in the House of Judah.
Flash forward to my flash vision last week of a mint 1960s baby blue car with powder blue trailer hauling a light blue speed boat; curbed in front of the eternally ejaculating pet rocks sculpture at OMBU.
Complete with old fashion ring wire tv antenna mounted on the bow.
Talk about moving up to funky town, USA.
As just confirmed by VANITY FAIR's new article about A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK playing exclusively on AMERICAN AIRLINES.
God works in mysterious ways.
"It's my way or the highway." ROCKY: 9
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PS JESSICA BIEL: Now we know why VARIETY magazine called POWDER BLUE, "...borderline hysteria."
Adding that the 2009 film's trumpeting score was just too loud.
PS FRED BIEL: I almost died from envy when I first saw your brand new red SUPER BEETLE VW in the church parking lot in 1970 Seattle.
Oh the memories...
Bishop Nelson was from Alberta, Canada.
Ed Lee was the coolest bad ass kid in town.
Lamont Bean was the richest man in Seattle.
Woody Norris was teaching scientific futurism at the UW.
Himself never having graduated from university.
They were practically begging my de facto step father Leslie Winn to join the Russian faculty at the UW.
[Boozing being a major resume enhancement at that time.]
Kit Winn's sister was fucking the future one armed man in TWIN PEAKS.
There were only five STARBUCKS locations in town.
Then some man from Michigan who looks alot like Mitt Romney came to town.
I was the all night grill cook prodigy at HASTY TASTY; barely 18 at the time.
Tuesday, December 10, 2019
THE ONE ABOUT THE TRAILER
Because today's House impeachment reality tv show trial was written, produced, and directed by the same kind of 1960s Perry Mason acter Jews, who would also crucify Jesus Christ in a court of law, only if they had the chance...
Today's bloody shootout at that Jewish JC deli had to happen.
As confirmed by the breaking news that Tarantino is seriously considering doing KILL BILL: III.
Hope I get the bad guy part where I chase after her sexy white lilly ass, and she falls for it.
"Playing the antihero is always more fun than playing the hero." Orson Welles, 1974.
Not to mention that these kind of roles are often more believable if the dude is a bit older than her latest immature and inexperienced husband, boyfriend, live-in lover, whatever, whoever.
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VIEWER NOTES: Last night Michael said that it was finally time to watch the uncle Martin episode about the trailer.
PS NYT: I just want to thank you for letting me be myself... again.
SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE, 1969; Howard Stern on the back-beat drumbs of course.
PS COUSIN PEGGY: Both of your precious little sweet virgin children grew up and became disgusting looking homos because their rich fat ass daddy believed that he was even smarter than Jesus Christ himself.
Not to mention yours truly.
And to a lesser extent Woody Norris, much less Woody Allen.
Today's bloody shootout at that Jewish JC deli had to happen.
As confirmed by the breaking news that Tarantino is seriously considering doing KILL BILL: III.
Hope I get the bad guy part where I chase after her sexy white lilly ass, and she falls for it.
"Playing the antihero is always more fun than playing the hero." Orson Welles, 1974.
Not to mention that these kind of roles are often more believable if the dude is a bit older than her latest immature and inexperienced husband, boyfriend, live-in lover, whatever, whoever.
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VIEWER NOTES: Last night Michael said that it was finally time to watch the uncle Martin episode about the trailer.
PS NYT: I just want to thank you for letting me be myself... again.
SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE, 1969; Howard Stern on the back-beat drumbs of course.
PS COUSIN PEGGY: Both of your precious little sweet virgin children grew up and became disgusting looking homos because their rich fat ass daddy believed that he was even smarter than Jesus Christ himself.
Not to mention yours truly.
And to a lesser extent Woody Norris, much less Woody Allen.
THE BIG WHITE ONE
Those foolish white liberal tourists on White Island had to be sacrificed to the dark skinned LAmanite 666 pagan gods in JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO for a reason.
In order that New Zealand's 45 year-old KIM DOTCOM "billionaire" could come back home with his first hand knowledge about why they burned Seth Rich.
Faucking A man, you burn me, I burn you.
Talk about next weekend at Bernie's in Spain.
Oh yeah, "You can't sautee mushrooms without a good sherry." Julia Child, 1964
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POLITICO NOTES: The above German born Kim Schmitz is the 6'7" 500 lb grey elephant in the room right now.
Per all of those prophetic Gary Larson political cartoons originally from Madison Park, Seattle.
Talk about the Bay of Plenty meets the Bay of Pigs.
Joe Biden rhymes with Joe Banks in the above prophetic political volcano movie trailer and all that shit.
PS TARANTINO: Can't wait to hear about your tenth indie film.
Do call me if those tight ass Jews down in Hollywood are giving you any shit about last cut rights, etc.
In order that New Zealand's 45 year-old KIM DOTCOM "billionaire" could come back home with his first hand knowledge about why they burned Seth Rich.
Faucking A man, you burn me, I burn you.
Talk about next weekend at Bernie's in Spain.
Oh yeah, "You can't sautee mushrooms without a good sherry." Julia Child, 1964
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POLITICO NOTES: The above German born Kim Schmitz is the 6'7" 500 lb grey elephant in the room right now.
Per all of those prophetic Gary Larson political cartoons originally from Madison Park, Seattle.
Talk about the Bay of Plenty meets the Bay of Pigs.
Joe Biden rhymes with Joe Banks in the above prophetic political volcano movie trailer and all that shit.
PS TARANTINO: Can't wait to hear about your tenth indie film.
Do call me if those tight ass Jews down in Hollywood are giving you any shit about last cut rights, etc.
Monday, December 9, 2019
THE JEW REPORT
THE DRUDGE REPORT is saying that Horowitz' underground antichrist 666 operations were not biased in any way against white christian men of a certain age.
Well fuck me Jesus, think I'll have another round.
Talk about selling time share condos in Brooklyn, NY to the little old ladies on their death beds down in Miami, Florida meets Bonney Lake, Washington.
Since the actor who plays Napoleon in LOVE AND DEATH looks so much like Putin.
Or like they always say; sell the sizzle, not the stake.
Problem is, "WHERE'S THE BEEF!?"
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Last weekend's SNL live one-take opener was a star studded ensemble casting call for our Stevens Pass remake of ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD AFTERALL.
Watch the original 1963 [G RATED] movie trailer if you don't believe it.
I.e. "Everyone whose ever been funny is in it!"
And may I just add; willing to be in on it for only union scale; plus a healthy tax free cash per diem of course.
You scratch my back, I scratch your back.
Well fuck me Jesus, think I'll have another round.
Talk about selling time share condos in Brooklyn, NY to the little old ladies on their death beds down in Miami, Florida meets Bonney Lake, Washington.
Since the actor who plays Napoleon in LOVE AND DEATH looks so much like Putin.
Or like they always say; sell the sizzle, not the stake.
Problem is, "WHERE'S THE BEEF!?"
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Last weekend's SNL live one-take opener was a star studded ensemble casting call for our Stevens Pass remake of ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD AFTERALL.
Watch the original 1963 [G RATED] movie trailer if you don't believe it.
I.e. "Everyone whose ever been funny is in it!"
And may I just add; willing to be in on it for only union scale; plus a healthy tax free cash per diem of course.
You scratch my back, I scratch your back.
LOVE AND DEATH IN ONE SHOT
The 1975 movie trailer for this one opens with the laughable idea that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was in bed with the Russians in 2016, not to mention 2020.
Which morphs into your typical eastern European Jew plot to assassinate Napoleon Bonaparte, a.k.a Jesus Christ.
As alluded to in the bedroom seduction scene where the First Lady says to him, "I think that's your best bet."
And the rest is His story.
"Pistols at dawn..." anybody?
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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Woody Allen's LOVE AND DEATH prophecy opened on your tenth virgin birthday in 1975.
You betcha baby, Jesus always blesses those who bless him, times ten.
PS ST PETER: You want to hit the 700k mark next year?
You give me my measly little 7k before the end of fall, December 21, 2019, the first day of winter time in MARK 13:14.
Otherwise, you have no promise.
Don't end up like one of those old dead guys who was always searching for a sign first before they kicked the bucket in IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
Think Steven Fresh meets Kenny Kemp.
Oh well, "Peter is always late." Bud Harkom, 2018
But I say, better late than never...
PS BRUCE TROXELL: You are probably the only BYU film school director who I would trust to remake the above [Stevens Pass Hwy.2] chase comedy.
Which morphs into your typical eastern European Jew plot to assassinate Napoleon Bonaparte, a.k.a Jesus Christ.
As alluded to in the bedroom seduction scene where the First Lady says to him, "I think that's your best bet."
And the rest is His story.
"Pistols at dawn..." anybody?
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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Woody Allen's LOVE AND DEATH prophecy opened on your tenth virgin birthday in 1975.
You betcha baby, Jesus always blesses those who bless him, times ten.
PS ST PETER: You want to hit the 700k mark next year?
You give me my measly little 7k before the end of fall, December 21, 2019, the first day of winter time in MARK 13:14.
Otherwise, you have no promise.
Don't end up like one of those old dead guys who was always searching for a sign first before they kicked the bucket in IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
Think Steven Fresh meets Kenny Kemp.
Oh well, "Peter is always late." Bud Harkom, 2018
But I say, better late than never...
PS BRUCE TROXELL: You are probably the only BYU film school director who I would trust to remake the above [Stevens Pass Hwy.2] chase comedy.
Sunday, December 8, 2019
NO FUCKING JEWS ALLOWED
The Levite Woody Allen coaches that dirty wing-nut [TWITTER] bird out of his house with a dragon-breathing fire extinguisher in STARDUST MEMORIES.
Him trying to prevent the filthy New York Jews from burning down the House this week with their trial.
Ergo, Jesus said that the Jews will become a hiss and a byword in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO meets CLUB 54.
Because of the way that they also tried to get even with him in court.
What goes around comes around, per 2BC: 118.
"Don't go there girlfriend." warns Dr.Evil in AP: III.
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PS BUD: Would it really break you if you started to tip your humble restaurant servant at least 10%?
Not to mention 20%.
Same thing goes for you too Aunt Judy of Kirkland, Washington.
Word to the wise; Rush Limbaugh usually tips 50%; except in extreme cases.
Same thing goes for Howard Stern.
You bless me, I bless you.
For example, cousin David helped me out in my time of need.
So then Jesus miraculously blessed him with his sexy China girl in that 1983 David Bowie MTV video prophecy.
PS WOODY ALLEN: No need to panic my friend.
There are still two weeks left before the fall season ends.
Much like those late fall photographs on her walls in THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR meets BURN AFTER READING meets BARTON FINK.
Whereas PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is a huuge fan of wrestling shows.
Him trying to prevent the filthy New York Jews from burning down the House this week with their trial.
Ergo, Jesus said that the Jews will become a hiss and a byword in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO meets CLUB 54.
Because of the way that they also tried to get even with him in court.
What goes around comes around, per 2BC: 118.
"Don't go there girlfriend." warns Dr.Evil in AP: III.
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PS BUD: Would it really break you if you started to tip your humble restaurant servant at least 10%?
Not to mention 20%.
Same thing goes for you too Aunt Judy of Kirkland, Washington.
Word to the wise; Rush Limbaugh usually tips 50%; except in extreme cases.
Same thing goes for Howard Stern.
You bless me, I bless you.
For example, cousin David helped me out in my time of need.
So then Jesus miraculously blessed him with his sexy China girl in that 1983 David Bowie MTV video prophecy.
PS WOODY ALLEN: No need to panic my friend.
There are still two weeks left before the fall season ends.
Much like those late fall photographs on her walls in THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR meets BURN AFTER READING meets BARTON FINK.
Whereas PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is a huuge fan of wrestling shows.
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD WAY
After Sandy Bates says in STARBUCKS MEMORIES' UFO sequence that the Jewish intellectuals who testified before the Jewish impeachment trial "...are always like the mafia, they only kill their own." such as Seth Rich.
We see David Schwimmer get attacked from behind by the REVELATION 17 beast in his adopted home town of Chicago.
Then Jessica Harper tells Woody Allen that she once saw a UFO down in New Mexico; probably somewhere along the border in the boot heel.
Don't laugh.
The scene where Sandy gets shot by a crazy fan in STARDUST MEMORIES was still in theatrical release when the rich Jewish Manhattanite John Lennon was shot in the back Seth Rich style at the DAKOTA.
Strawberry fields forever baby.
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We see David Schwimmer get attacked from behind by the REVELATION 17 beast in his adopted home town of Chicago.
Then Jessica Harper tells Woody Allen that she once saw a UFO down in New Mexico; probably somewhere along the border in the boot heel.
Don't laugh.
The scene where Sandy gets shot by a crazy fan in STARDUST MEMORIES was still in theatrical release when the rich Jewish Manhattanite John Lennon was shot in the back Seth Rich style at the DAKOTA.
Strawberry fields forever baby.
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Saturday, December 7, 2019
THE GUILTY ONE
Sandy's Jewish psychiatrist in STARDUST MEMORIES tells us that his earlier magic shows would cause him much guilt later in life during the fake news era of the Jewish run NEW YORK TIMES.
In the Brooklyn cocktail club scene where we see little Sandy doing his magic fakery using today's Trump card in DC.
And then it cuts to the TRUMP HOTEL beach resort in New Jersey where it all happens in 2020.
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PS ST PETER: Gonna need at least another 7k of our late crazy mother's funny money transferred into my CHASE card in order to get me past these final 70 weeks of budget cuts in DANIEL 9.
Hope this doesn't cramp your style brother.
If you get my drift...
Death happens for a reason.
"If you ever show up here again I'll kill you." Bud Harkom to Paul Nestor, 1984, Kirkland, Washington.
In the Brooklyn cocktail club scene where we see little Sandy doing his magic fakery using today's Trump card in DC.
And then it cuts to the TRUMP HOTEL beach resort in New Jersey where it all happens in 2020.
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PS ST PETER: Gonna need at least another 7k of our late crazy mother's funny money transferred into my CHASE card in order to get me past these final 70 weeks of budget cuts in DANIEL 9.
Hope this doesn't cramp your style brother.
If you get my drift...
Death happens for a reason.
"If you ever show up here again I'll kill you." Bud Harkom to Paul Nestor, 1984, Kirkland, Washington.
PROPHETIC KILLER ONE LINERS
STARDUST MEMORIES is firmly set in the future by the [MANHATTAN] apartment scene about crazy Nancy opening a bloody vintage 1980s bottle of REVELATION 14:20.
Meant to pair with the murderous scene about Sandy's liberal Jewish hostility chase using German ANIMAL FARM police dogs.
The one where he even kills his own brother.
"THE JEWS ARE DOGS!!" Leslie Winn, 1969
Obviously so.
The first mentioned scenario featuring today's typical flat screen tv home theater set up hanging on his wall.
Juxtaposed to a dirty "winged" creature invading his space as we see one of the pre 911 twin towers of Judah and Ephraim outside his WINDOWS 5 program.
Which also corresponds with his sister's two runaway teens who are selling stolen IPHONE cameras out in Texas.
That one matching perfectly with the 1980 film's director symposium shots; where everybody is taking POLARIOD selfies with the famous filmmaker.
And then there is that scene where the crazy blond social justice French lady gets stopped by the cops at the end of her 42 months grace period of polite society indulgence.
Per the above movie's shot about always turning the other cheek and smiling when some sexy bitch slaps you.
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Meant to pair with the murderous scene about Sandy's liberal Jewish hostility chase using German ANIMAL FARM police dogs.
The one where he even kills his own brother.
"THE JEWS ARE DOGS!!" Leslie Winn, 1969
Obviously so.
The first mentioned scenario featuring today's typical flat screen tv home theater set up hanging on his wall.
Juxtaposed to a dirty "winged" creature invading his space as we see one of the pre 911 twin towers of Judah and Ephraim outside his WINDOWS 5 program.
Which also corresponds with his sister's two runaway teens who are selling stolen IPHONE cameras out in Texas.
That one matching perfectly with the 1980 film's director symposium shots; where everybody is taking POLARIOD selfies with the famous filmmaker.
And then there is that scene where the crazy blond social justice French lady gets stopped by the cops at the end of her 42 months grace period of polite society indulgence.
Per the above movie's shot about always turning the other cheek and smiling when some sexy bitch slaps you.
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Friday, December 6, 2019
NEW WAVE UNDERGROUND 16MM FILM, TAKE ONE
Woody Allen is wearing Seth Rich's future patriotic red, white and blue shirt when those two secret deep state thugs attack him on the underground subway in BANANAS.
Either before or after he caused Rosie O'Donnel to spill the beans in today's low budget kangaroo court impeachment hearings.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is still calling her Arkansas hick husband a liar for once saying that she gets more pussy than he does.
No wonder that today's 1960s era reality tv show divorce court proceedings always come down to 'he said, she said'.
And then we half to wait through 5 minutes of TIDE laundry soap and CREST toothpaste commercials; before we finally hear the decision by some older and wiser white male christian judge.
Think THE GRADUATE meets THE FRESHMAN.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Nyle Smith cast me as the lowly below the line producer's assistant on his SUPER 16mm HIGH SPIRITS production in 1986.
But then his back suddenly gave out.
So he was forced by God to have me do the entire job for him from beside his death bed.
Kind of like my French tourist ex wife does in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Either before or after he caused Rosie O'Donnel to spill the beans in today's low budget kangaroo court impeachment hearings.
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is still calling her Arkansas hick husband a liar for once saying that she gets more pussy than he does.
No wonder that today's 1960s era reality tv show divorce court proceedings always come down to 'he said, she said'.
And then we half to wait through 5 minutes of TIDE laundry soap and CREST toothpaste commercials; before we finally hear the decision by some older and wiser white male christian judge.
Think THE GRADUATE meets THE FRESHMAN.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Nyle Smith cast me as the lowly below the line producer's assistant on his SUPER 16mm HIGH SPIRITS production in 1986.
But then his back suddenly gave out.
So he was forced by God to have me do the entire job for him from beside his death bed.
Kind of like my French tourist ex wife does in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
STARDUST MEMORIES IN ONE TAKE
As the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11 approaches the final act, STARDUST MEMORIES parallels the emotional and political career breakdown of America's extremely frustrated liberal east coast Jews.
Many of whom now live and work in Hollywood.
Who have become so depressed by the NEW YORK TIMES never-ending front page articles about the destruction of the universe by climate change, etc.
And that's what we get just in the film's 2:44 minute 1980 movie trailer.
And yes, truth be told, the movie was all about Woody Allen.
But not the past filmmaker; rather the future one, apre 1991.
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The tragic ending to that BIG BROWN hijacking down in brown Miami was about the end of the 42 months of tyranny by the jackboots in the House of America.
"Yippee ki-yay motherfuckers!" DIE HARD
PS MR PRESIDENT: Sandy's obsession with his crazy X in the above trailer was/is about Nancy Pelosi.
PS WOODY: That young white protestant student who I was intentionally overhearing at the 410 WALNUT CAFE was a dead ringer for Jessica Harper, circa 1980.
Dim the lights and cue the romantic violins.
Yeah whatever, Michael tells me that you will know which groovy move to make next before fall ends.
Break a leg.
Just go with your basic instincts.
Whatever floats your boat.
Back to your marks people!
Okay, that's enough, Elizabeth Hurley.
I'm thinking THE PLAYBOY CLUB in London meets THE NUTTY PROFESSOR meets CLUB 54 meets BOOGIE NIGHTS, ab nausia.
Of course, CART BLANCH, DINNERS CLUB and AMERICAN EXPRESS' green card all accepted.
Many of whom now live and work in Hollywood.
Who have become so depressed by the NEW YORK TIMES never-ending front page articles about the destruction of the universe by climate change, etc.
And that's what we get just in the film's 2:44 minute 1980 movie trailer.
And yes, truth be told, the movie was all about Woody Allen.
But not the past filmmaker; rather the future one, apre 1991.
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The tragic ending to that BIG BROWN hijacking down in brown Miami was about the end of the 42 months of tyranny by the jackboots in the House of America.
"Yippee ki-yay motherfuckers!" DIE HARD
PS MR PRESIDENT: Sandy's obsession with his crazy X in the above trailer was/is about Nancy Pelosi.
PS WOODY: That young white protestant student who I was intentionally overhearing at the 410 WALNUT CAFE was a dead ringer for Jessica Harper, circa 1980.
Dim the lights and cue the romantic violins.
Yeah whatever, Michael tells me that you will know which groovy move to make next before fall ends.
Break a leg.
Just go with your basic instincts.
Whatever floats your boat.
Back to your marks people!
Okay, that's enough, Elizabeth Hurley.
I'm thinking THE PLAYBOY CLUB in London meets THE NUTTY PROFESSOR meets CLUB 54 meets BOOGIE NIGHTS, ab nausia.
Of course, CART BLANCH, DINNERS CLUB and AMERICAN EXPRESS' green card all accepted.
Thursday, December 5, 2019
THE NEXT BIG ONE
Tired are we guys of today's sissy looking and unmanly skinny pants fad?
Join the men's only club.
Whereas today's perfect storm of signs and wonders is telling me that the original 1960s 501 LEVIS will be the next big thing; no too thin, not too wide.
"Never be the first one, and never be the last one..." Benjamin Franklin
Better lose those extra 30 lbs in the meantime guys, if you want to get in on this one.
Because there are no shortcuts or excuses to getting back into the jeans of your youth.
Everyone, including the girls, remembers when they got their first button fly 501 LEVIS.
Which required buying a size that was two inches too big in the waist and in the length.
Knowing full well that you would have to run them through the washing machine and drier at least two times before they fit right.
Fuck all of that overpriced and prewashed and preshunk GUESS jeans triangle logo politics fad that happened after the fact.
Always go with your original basic instinks.
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PS: I saw you walk by my outdoor French cafe table today two times.
So how would you like to make $5000 in about five minutes?
Just to make my other handmaid girlfriends feel jealous and guilty.
"Jesus wants you to give your all and go all the way for Him..." LOVE ISRAEL, Arlington, Wasnington, 1970.
If the money is right of course. Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl is supposed to do.
Join the men's only club.
Whereas today's perfect storm of signs and wonders is telling me that the original 1960s 501 LEVIS will be the next big thing; no too thin, not too wide.
"Never be the first one, and never be the last one..." Benjamin Franklin
Better lose those extra 30 lbs in the meantime guys, if you want to get in on this one.
Because there are no shortcuts or excuses to getting back into the jeans of your youth.
Everyone, including the girls, remembers when they got their first button fly 501 LEVIS.
Which required buying a size that was two inches too big in the waist and in the length.
Knowing full well that you would have to run them through the washing machine and drier at least two times before they fit right.
Fuck all of that overpriced and prewashed and preshunk GUESS jeans triangle logo politics fad that happened after the fact.
Always go with your original basic instinks.
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PS: I saw you walk by my outdoor French cafe table today two times.
So how would you like to make $5000 in about five minutes?
Just to make my other handmaid girlfriends feel jealous and guilty.
"Jesus wants you to give your all and go all the way for Him..." LOVE ISRAEL, Arlington, Wasnington, 1970.
If the money is right of course. Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl is supposed to do.
THE TRIAL, TAKE ONE
The prophetic time line for today's BANANAS trial is established when we see jury member PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP seated in front of Ruth Ginsberg when Jane Fonda is singing.
Then we see him again directly in the background when Rosie O'Donnel breaks down and admits that she had lied about him.
While being cross examined by the bound and gagged Trump supporter; still wearing his GI military VET jacket.
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PS RICK STEVES: Don't press your luck asshole.
I could buy out that little white church nextdoor to you and turn it into my own private late 70s disco happening if I wanted.
Look up the post 1980s cutting edge movie trailer for BASIC INSTINCT if you don't believe it.
Never be that kid on the block who was just too cool for school.
So, "What are you going to do after high school?..
Become a burden on [white] society." GREASE: 2
PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: I got the candy if you got the money.
Fare warning, "Once you hand that over to me, it's done..." MULHOLLAND DRIVE, the other movie trailer for INLAND EMPIRE.
For example, they found my dead brother St/eve looking just like she did in the above David Lynch film.
Redmond, Washington being just down the road from TWIN PEAKS, yada yada.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Last week I started to get real sweet on you again in my overnight luggage airport London flight dreams.
Mind you, this was a day or two before your 27ish looking CHANEL NO.5 page ads rolled out in the fake NYT.
Then we see him again directly in the background when Rosie O'Donnel breaks down and admits that she had lied about him.
While being cross examined by the bound and gagged Trump supporter; still wearing his GI military VET jacket.
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PS RICK STEVES: Don't press your luck asshole.
I could buy out that little white church nextdoor to you and turn it into my own private late 70s disco happening if I wanted.
Look up the post 1980s cutting edge movie trailer for BASIC INSTINCT if you don't believe it.
Never be that kid on the block who was just too cool for school.
So, "What are you going to do after high school?..
Become a burden on [white] society." GREASE: 2
PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: I got the candy if you got the money.
Fare warning, "Once you hand that over to me, it's done..." MULHOLLAND DRIVE, the other movie trailer for INLAND EMPIRE.
For example, they found my dead brother St/eve looking just like she did in the above David Lynch film.
Redmond, Washington being just down the road from TWIN PEAKS, yada yada.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Last week I started to get real sweet on you again in my overnight luggage airport London flight dreams.
Mind you, this was a day or two before your 27ish looking CHANEL NO.5 page ads rolled out in the fake NYT.
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
BOND .25, SHOT ONE
The .25 ACP is the smallest center-fire round gun out there right now.
Don't laugh, JFK's brother also took one in the ear in the back door kitchen area at that fancy TRUMP hotel in LA with only one small .22.
Which is going to be the next purse pistle fad according to the new NO TIME TO DIE movie trailer promotion that looks like some RICK STEVES EUROPE tourist video for older guys.
I kid you not.
Just today I got tipped off again about that 410 WALNUT CAFE beatnick scene up in Ed Town.
Where I saw that naive young virgin in STARBUCKS MEMORIES who has a crush on yours truly.
So I bent my ear towards her; pleasantly surprised to hear that she was talking about her teacher who hates christians.
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Don't laugh, JFK's brother also took one in the ear in the back door kitchen area at that fancy TRUMP hotel in LA with only one small .22.
Which is going to be the next purse pistle fad according to the new NO TIME TO DIE movie trailer promotion that looks like some RICK STEVES EUROPE tourist video for older guys.
I kid you not.
Just today I got tipped off again about that 410 WALNUT CAFE beatnick scene up in Ed Town.
Where I saw that naive young virgin in STARBUCKS MEMORIES who has a crush on yours truly.
So I bent my ear towards her; pleasantly surprised to hear that she was talking about her teacher who hates christians.
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GETTING EVEN, TAKE ONE
Woody Allen's BANANAS prophecy was based on a short story in his first published collection entitled GETTING EVEN.
The concept of 'getting even' being at the root of the naked antichrist Jew.
And we know that BANANAS happens during the era of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP because it ends at some fancy TRUMP HOTEL honeymoon suit in Manhattan.
"The food at any TRUMP cocktail lounge is more sports bar than RICKS gin joint in CASABLANCA." NYT food critic, 2016.
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PS MEL GIBSON: Everything that you need to know about today's climate change happening is explained by God Himself in 2BC: 123.
Ergo, Nancy is going to Gwyneth Paltrow's beloved Spain right now for a Providential behing the scenes reason.
Big REVELATION 16 earthquake in Chile as well.
PS MR PRESIDENT: I hear Guy Ritchie's pub is one of the best in London.
The concept of 'getting even' being at the root of the naked antichrist Jew.
And we know that BANANAS happens during the era of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP because it ends at some fancy TRUMP HOTEL honeymoon suit in Manhattan.
"The food at any TRUMP cocktail lounge is more sports bar than RICKS gin joint in CASABLANCA." NYT food critic, 2016.
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PS MEL GIBSON: Everything that you need to know about today's climate change happening is explained by God Himself in 2BC: 123.
Ergo, Nancy is going to Gwyneth Paltrow's beloved Spain right now for a Providential behing the scenes reason.
Big REVELATION 16 earthquake in Chile as well.
PS MR PRESIDENT: I hear Guy Ritchie's pub is one of the best in London.
Tuesday, December 3, 2019
ONE HOT LATINA MAMA
We see the sexy social justice version of today's green AOC from Brooklyn in BANANAS when the rebels rip off that small business deli called EL VERDE.
Think BANANAS meets HERBIE:3, GOING BANANAS.
The one where Nancy knocks on Mel Gibson's Melish door, no.2 yellow lead pencil in hand.
And then she says that the [tall blond Jewish] Scandinavians, like Rick Steves up in Ed Town, have a natural born instinct for social justice and the American way.
Meanwhile, Woody is wearing the same type of red, white and blue heron shirt that we see in all of those patriotic pix of the late great whistle blower Seth Rich.
Who was also assassinated by the same 42 months [negro sports tv network] mob using those two niggers of Judah and Ephraim.
Them two using an SNL special revolver of course; which leaves no tell tale copper shells lying around on the ground.
In confirmation of the crazy dictator of San Marcos who had earlier declared that the country's official language will be Swedish.
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NEW READERS: The wide eyed CONSPIRACY co-star Mel Gibson was first in line to buy into the new SMART CAR climat change fad.
Oh yeah, the Jews were at least half responsible for WW:II; all things considered.
Think BANANAS meets HERBIE:3, GOING BANANAS.
The one where Nancy knocks on Mel Gibson's Melish door, no.2 yellow lead pencil in hand.
And then she says that the [tall blond Jewish] Scandinavians, like Rick Steves up in Ed Town, have a natural born instinct for social justice and the American way.
Meanwhile, Woody is wearing the same type of red, white and blue heron shirt that we see in all of those patriotic pix of the late great whistle blower Seth Rich.
Who was also assassinated by the same 42 months [negro sports tv network] mob using those two niggers of Judah and Ephraim.
Them two using an SNL special revolver of course; which leaves no tell tale copper shells lying around on the ground.
In confirmation of the crazy dictator of San Marcos who had earlier declared that the country's official language will be Swedish.
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NEW READERS: The wide eyed CONSPIRACY co-star Mel Gibson was first in line to buy into the new SMART CAR climat change fad.
Oh yeah, the Jews were at least half responsible for WW:II; all things considered.
THE COURTROOM SCENE, TAKE ONE
Talk about going BANANAS...
Jane Fonda starts singing in Italian during the above courtroom trial of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP; but only after that guilty as fuck Jew bursts into the courtroom and declares that she had driven him crazy.
Which he mistook for the trial of EPSTEIN VS. EPSTEIN in 2020.
Her testifying against me because I had expressed opinions that were too different from those of president Obama in SLEEPER meets J'ACUSE!
So then the AG who looks like Ken Star calls Rosie O'Donnel to the witness stand.
Who quickly breaks down under cross examination, exclaiming"
"YES!.. IT'S TRUE! I LIED!" in her earlier testimony against PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
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PS EMMA WATSON: That beautiful young woman who was knifed to death on a bridge by the London werewolf animal looked alot like you darling.
The river that runs through London being that same river in DANIEL 12 meets MARCO 13; symbolically speaking.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Some of my best friends are assholes." Jerry Lewis.
COAST TO COAST NOTES: Those orignal three rivers in the Bible are, more literally; the Mississippi, the Missouri and the Ohio.
See the 1260 days era transfiguration remake tv series trailer for MAVERIC.
The original wild card joker movie co-starring Mel Gibson and his polygamist BIG LOVE HBO tv series wife Jodie Foster.
"I'm confused." Says grandpa in MOONSTRUCK meets ON GOLDEN POND.
Jane Fonda starts singing in Italian during the above courtroom trial of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP; but only after that guilty as fuck Jew bursts into the courtroom and declares that she had driven him crazy.
Which he mistook for the trial of EPSTEIN VS. EPSTEIN in 2020.
Her testifying against me because I had expressed opinions that were too different from those of president Obama in SLEEPER meets J'ACUSE!
So then the AG who looks like Ken Star calls Rosie O'Donnel to the witness stand.
Who quickly breaks down under cross examination, exclaiming"
"YES!.. IT'S TRUE! I LIED!" in her earlier testimony against PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
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PS EMMA WATSON: That beautiful young woman who was knifed to death on a bridge by the London werewolf animal looked alot like you darling.
The river that runs through London being that same river in DANIEL 12 meets MARCO 13; symbolically speaking.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Some of my best friends are assholes." Jerry Lewis.
COAST TO COAST NOTES: Those orignal three rivers in the Bible are, more literally; the Mississippi, the Missouri and the Ohio.
See the 1260 days era transfiguration remake tv series trailer for MAVERIC.
The original wild card joker movie co-starring Mel Gibson and his polygamist BIG LOVE HBO tv series wife Jodie Foster.
"I'm confused." Says grandpa in MOONSTRUCK meets ON GOLDEN POND.
Monday, December 2, 2019
ANOTHER SLICE ANYONE?
The name of Woody Allen's social justice girlfriend in the BANANAS prophecy is Nancy.
Who is introduced in the prophetic film as a younger blond Gwyneth Paltrow lookalike who is gathering signatures to impeach EL PRESEDENTE FOR LIFE SIGNOR TRUMP.
So yours truly invites her into his low rent digs and offers her a cup of STARBUCKS.
Per the future scene when he is first speaking to America from the stage of a white STARBUCKS logo venue.
Then she gives him her private number on two pieces of torn paper.
Meaning I AM is not going to be getting any until the 70 weeks happening is in full swing.
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PS SMILEY: The reason why you are not supposed to be talking right now is Dr. Jesus' way of showing the daughters of Israel how the "...talk about it..." FUNKY TOWN music video is true.
[Doctor's orders!]
Because no one is allowed to openly talk about it in polite society.
Talk about all of those secretive BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR and DEEP THROAT pornos made back in the 70s; when I was still married to that French whore of Babylon.
70 WEEKS NOTES: This week's impeachment schedule was cut off by the CASABLANCA for a DANIEL 9 reason.
Talk about nipping it in the bud.
PS CARA MIA: Last night I had a FLASH GORDON level vision of a vampire bat flying around in my room.
Your frigid orgasm man problems are over baby.
I'm thinking ANDY WARHOLS' DRACULA is all about how delighted and surprised I AM is to discover that you will be one of my first five virgin wives; and your sister too; Paul Nestor writing and directing of course of course.
Share the love and all that shit.
Who is introduced in the prophetic film as a younger blond Gwyneth Paltrow lookalike who is gathering signatures to impeach EL PRESEDENTE FOR LIFE SIGNOR TRUMP.
So yours truly invites her into his low rent digs and offers her a cup of STARBUCKS.
Per the future scene when he is first speaking to America from the stage of a white STARBUCKS logo venue.
Then she gives him her private number on two pieces of torn paper.
Meaning I AM is not going to be getting any until the 70 weeks happening is in full swing.
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PS SMILEY: The reason why you are not supposed to be talking right now is Dr. Jesus' way of showing the daughters of Israel how the "...talk about it..." FUNKY TOWN music video is true.
[Doctor's orders!]
Because no one is allowed to openly talk about it in polite society.
Talk about all of those secretive BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR and DEEP THROAT pornos made back in the 70s; when I was still married to that French whore of Babylon.
70 WEEKS NOTES: This week's impeachment schedule was cut off by the CASABLANCA for a DANIEL 9 reason.
Talk about nipping it in the bud.
PS CARA MIA: Last night I had a FLASH GORDON level vision of a vampire bat flying around in my room.
Your frigid orgasm man problems are over baby.
I'm thinking ANDY WARHOLS' DRACULA is all about how delighted and surprised I AM is to discover that you will be one of my first five virgin wives; and your sister too; Paul Nestor writing and directing of course of course.
Share the love and all that shit.
Sunday, December 1, 2019
THE FIRST TAKE IS USUALLY THE BEST ONE
That big 'union' civil war shootout south of the Mexican border in Villa Union was g-d telling the Jews that the 3:14 BANANAS trailer is a true antichrist prophecy.
It happening on the eve of this week's BANANA REPUBLIC type impeachment proceedings in the House.
Note the above bearded Rabbi character.
Especially the part where that shaved face Jew with a fake haircut wig Howard Cosell [spelled with two Ls] talks like some forerunner to today's squirely communists and homosexual aithiests from Brooklyn, NY at ESPN.
Especially during the hight of winter time football season.
Think THE SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER meets PEOPLE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY.
Ergo, the synogog of satan and magog in REVELATION 3 meets EZEKIEL 38.
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PS NANCY: You do know of course that all of America's real white christian men will only be seeing the naked dirty Jew behind the scene this week.
Which is kind of sad actually. Since almost half of the Jews are good people.
Oh well, better half a loaf than no loaf.
It happening on the eve of this week's BANANA REPUBLIC type impeachment proceedings in the House.
Note the above bearded Rabbi character.
Especially the part where that shaved face Jew with a fake haircut wig Howard Cosell [spelled with two Ls] talks like some forerunner to today's squirely communists and homosexual aithiests from Brooklyn, NY at ESPN.
Especially during the hight of winter time football season.
Think THE SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER meets PEOPLE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY.
Ergo, the synogog of satan and magog in REVELATION 3 meets EZEKIEL 38.
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PS NANCY: You do know of course that all of America's real white christian men will only be seeing the naked dirty Jew behind the scene this week.
Which is kind of sad actually. Since almost half of the Jews are good people.
Oh well, better half a loaf than no loaf.
THE CHAPTER 9 ONE
9 people from Mormon Idaho Falls died on the Sabbath when their twin PC-12 crashed after takeoff in Chamber/lain, South Dakota.
Right between the White River in DANIEL 12 and Rt.45's [Spencer] Kimball.
Even the same President Kimball who received his secret and unpublished negro priesthood revelation from below, and not from above.
All of these things happening directly south of Smith Creek.
And all of those things happening to the north of the legendary GSR/TWN Rt.18 landmarks in Gregory County.
White Lake itself being located right east of there in Aurora County; Aurora meaning the beginning.
South Dakota being the state where the image of Donald Trump facing Crazy Horse will be carved into the white granite of the Black Hills; outside of Rapid City, due west of Elder.
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PS JEREMEY & TAMMY: Talk about a house divided. Will it be the 49ERS or the SEAHAWKS in the SUPER BOWL?
Apple core Baltimore, who's your friend?
Just kidding...
PS BRUCE TROXEL: Now you know why God so miraculously granted you that old scorched paint BRONCO II for only $500; including random '... NFL' plates on it.
And the rest is His story, more or less.
Right between the White River in DANIEL 12 and Rt.45's [Spencer] Kimball.
Even the same President Kimball who received his secret and unpublished negro priesthood revelation from below, and not from above.
All of these things happening directly south of Smith Creek.
And all of those things happening to the north of the legendary GSR/TWN Rt.18 landmarks in Gregory County.
White Lake itself being located right east of there in Aurora County; Aurora meaning the beginning.
South Dakota being the state where the image of Donald Trump facing Crazy Horse will be carved into the white granite of the Black Hills; outside of Rapid City, due west of Elder.
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PS JEREMEY & TAMMY: Talk about a house divided. Will it be the 49ERS or the SEAHAWKS in the SUPER BOWL?
Apple core Baltimore, who's your friend?
Just kidding...
PS BRUCE TROXEL: Now you know why God so miraculously granted you that old scorched paint BRONCO II for only $500; including random '... NFL' plates on it.
And the rest is His story, more or less.
Saturday, November 30, 2019
ONE MAN, ONE KNIFE
That crazy guy who looks like a hairy faced AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON version of the Arab looking Sacha Baron Cohen, knifed those white RICK STEVES EUROPE tourist folks on a London bridge because why?
How about A BRIDGE TOO FAR being about those antichrist EU Jews in DC who are trying to undermine the USA in THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR meets THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST?
"It was an accident!" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, nextdoor at 404 on 4th, up in Ed Town.
"Ominious!" William S. Borroughs, looking up at the TRUMP TOWER in DRUGSTORE COWBOY 1989 meets MIDNIGHT [TWITTER] COWBOY 2020.
Hope I didn't leave anything out, cunts.
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PS MADONNA: Oh for Christ's sake, at least Miley Cyrus still loves Jesus.
Even though she is not allowed to openly talk about it for now.
Don't push your luck baby.
Typically, the Greek house gods of love, war and sex only give us an extra two vodka shots at it during our much too short and meaningless and pathetic and hopeless 70 year lifespan.
How about A BRIDGE TOO FAR being about those antichrist EU Jews in DC who are trying to undermine the USA in THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR meets THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST?
"It was an accident!" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, nextdoor at 404 on 4th, up in Ed Town.
"Ominious!" William S. Borroughs, looking up at the TRUMP TOWER in DRUGSTORE COWBOY 1989 meets MIDNIGHT [TWITTER] COWBOY 2020.
Hope I didn't leave anything out, cunts.
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PS MADONNA: Oh for Christ's sake, at least Miley Cyrus still loves Jesus.
Even though she is not allowed to openly talk about it for now.
Don't push your luck baby.
Typically, the Greek house gods of love, war and sex only give us an extra two vodka shots at it during our much too short and meaningless and pathetic and hopeless 70 year lifespan.
THE ONE SHEET
Woody Allen's one sheet for SLEEPER actually features the same one man helocopter invented by the famous futurist Woody Norris decades later.
The one with two levels of stabilizing propeller knife blades going in opposite directions; manufactured outside of the more business friendly scene in 2020 Las Vegas.
Even the same look alike atomic bomb expert in DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
Who we see pop up from time to time in other low budget indie films like A BUCKET OF BLOOD and LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS.
"The bullshit was so thick that you could cut it with a knife." Jack Nicholson, CHINATOWN.
Note the trailer's prophetic HONG KONG car plate.
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NEW READER NOTES: Woody Norris has always worked out of a little shop somewhere; whether in 1960s Seattle, or 1970s Salt Lake City, or 1980s San Diego and beyond.
Kind of like me in some ways; now that I think about it.
Whatever, see the original two 1959 movie trailers for the first one.
The first 1:44 trailer has a rear shot of Woody on folk guitar; who looks like a younger passionate [2BC] Walter from the front in the second 2:00 one.
PS CAPTAIN GARRISON: That 4.5 along Elk Road, near Garrison Lake, over from Hwy.101, Oregon was probably all about the smoked elk jerkey up from Auburn, Washington.
For sure. It was Michael method acting like some evil joker at 1:01 am Friday, when he simply said to me, "One."
The one with two levels of stabilizing propeller knife blades going in opposite directions; manufactured outside of the more business friendly scene in 2020 Las Vegas.
Even the same look alike atomic bomb expert in DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.
Who we see pop up from time to time in other low budget indie films like A BUCKET OF BLOOD and LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS.
"The bullshit was so thick that you could cut it with a knife." Jack Nicholson, CHINATOWN.
Note the trailer's prophetic HONG KONG car plate.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW READER NOTES: Woody Norris has always worked out of a little shop somewhere; whether in 1960s Seattle, or 1970s Salt Lake City, or 1980s San Diego and beyond.
Kind of like me in some ways; now that I think about it.
Whatever, see the original two 1959 movie trailers for the first one.
The first 1:44 trailer has a rear shot of Woody on folk guitar; who looks like a younger passionate [2BC] Walter from the front in the second 2:00 one.
PS CAPTAIN GARRISON: That 4.5 along Elk Road, near Garrison Lake, over from Hwy.101, Oregon was probably all about the smoked elk jerkey up from Auburn, Washington.
For sure. It was Michael method acting like some evil joker at 1:01 am Friday, when he simply said to me, "One."
Friday, November 29, 2019
SLEEPER, TAKE TWO
"In the future only the rich could talk."
Which was the original Kafka trial concept behind Woody Allen's silent comedy idea for SLEEPER.
Thankfully, his more sensible co-writer Marshall Brickmam talked him out of it.
Whereas, today's tall, dark and handsome devil Sacha Baron Co/hen [Eastern European Jewish Baron vampire blood sucker look alike.] is calling for today's 666 billionaires to not let the lower classes speak out in favor of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, circa 1973.
Hope I didn't leave anything out... pitch forks and all.
Which is very understandable on his part.
It was the middle class socialist workers from Brooklyn, NY who put both Hitler and Mussolini into power back in the day.
And who wants that?
What would people say?
Enough already.
Think ROMA meets ROMAN HOLIDAY meets BANANAS.
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Which was the original Kafka trial concept behind Woody Allen's silent comedy idea for SLEEPER.
Thankfully, his more sensible co-writer Marshall Brickmam talked him out of it.
Whereas, today's tall, dark and handsome devil Sacha Baron Co/hen [Eastern European Jewish Baron vampire blood sucker look alike.] is calling for today's 666 billionaires to not let the lower classes speak out in favor of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, circa 1973.
Hope I didn't leave anything out... pitch forks and all.
Which is very understandable on his part.
It was the middle class socialist workers from Brooklyn, NY who put both Hitler and Mussolini into power back in the day.
And who wants that?
What would people say?
Enough already.
Think ROMA meets ROMAN HOLIDAY meets BANANAS.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
SLEEPER, TAKE ONE
Woody Allen's involuntary 666 experiment from "Green Witch" Village in SLEEPER is still walking backwards when they resurrect him from his frozen winter time grave in MARK 13:14.
For when the "resisters" in 2020 would be demanding that he get his AI brain reprogrammed for the good of the deep state.
Meanwhile, the unemployable "Milo" is being forced to serve the hordervedes and green cocktails to the liberal media in-crowd party people in Manhattan just to make ends meet.
While the giant brown skinned [AOC] blob squad is lurking in the background.
No wonder he exclaims that "This is worse than California!"
Much like my bi antihero does in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.
Remember, this is the one wherein the first defrosted frozen friuts of the resurrection specifically include Ken McLeod and Kenny Kemp.
Get ready everybody for take two; please go back to your marks people.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: My acting debut in HANNIBAL:1 features me serving up a nice pink underaged veal roast; all tied up with green beans and garlic carrots, circa Provo, Utah 1974.
For when the "resisters" in 2020 would be demanding that he get his AI brain reprogrammed for the good of the deep state.
Meanwhile, the unemployable "Milo" is being forced to serve the hordervedes and green cocktails to the liberal media in-crowd party people in Manhattan just to make ends meet.
While the giant brown skinned [AOC] blob squad is lurking in the background.
No wonder he exclaims that "This is worse than California!"
Much like my bi antihero does in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.
Remember, this is the one wherein the first defrosted frozen friuts of the resurrection specifically include Ken McLeod and Kenny Kemp.
Get ready everybody for take two; please go back to your marks people.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE WILLIS: My acting debut in HANNIBAL:1 features me serving up a nice pink underaged veal roast; all tied up with green beans and garlic carrots, circa Provo, Utah 1974.
Thursday, November 28, 2019
ONE JOKE TOO FAR
Woody Allen tells me to stuff it in A RANY DAY IN NEW YORK by casting the moon faced cutie pie Selena Gomez as a counter point to his fatal moon pan ending in LEPRECHAN: 4.
The one where I compared his pizza pan look to his Korean moon faced wife in the end.
And I say this as an older professor type who still loves him some young college town deep dish pizza pie.
Hello Uncle Jim.
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APPLE BOWL NOTES: I plan on wandering around down in the bowl tomorrow, cup in hand.
PS BOB REDFORD: Your 1977 movie trailer for A BRIDGE TOO FAR was a WW III prophecy about today's crazy NYC soup Nazi Adam Shiff going too far.
SEIGNFELD was shot out in LA of course.
"Handcock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods!"
The one where I compared his pizza pan look to his Korean moon faced wife in the end.
And I say this as an older professor type who still loves him some young college town deep dish pizza pie.
Hello Uncle Jim.
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APPLE BOWL NOTES: I plan on wandering around down in the bowl tomorrow, cup in hand.
PS BOB REDFORD: Your 1977 movie trailer for A BRIDGE TOO FAR was a WW III prophecy about today's crazy NYC soup Nazi Adam Shiff going too far.
SEIGNFELD was shot out in LA of course.
"Handcock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods!"
ONE SPECIAL WEEKEND IN NEW YORK
AP reported yesterday that it will be very rainy and windy in Manhattan on Thanksgiving Day weekend; probably including Black Friday and on into BIG BROWN Monday.
Never forget that David Letterman started out as a stand up weatherman joker on tv in Indianapolis meets LA STORY.
And the rest is His shit.
Whatever, in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK a lot of the shit happens at the TRUMP PLAZA HOTEL.
See every news clip out there where the first lady fatale is wearing a classic film noir trench coat.
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PS WOODY: Your inspired line about Dick buying POLAROID stock in PLAY IT AGAIN SAM was a prophetic INSTAGRAM tip.
On another front, this weekend's snow storms in Colorado are my cue to finally review your I-70 weekend movie about our great white leader in SLEEPER.
Don't laugh, a lot of people on both sides are starting to ask serious questions about those very ominious 666 robots and AI telephones, etc.
Most of which are made in mainland China.
Not to mention the movie's huuge genetically grown oranges, bananas and tomatoes.
Never forget that David Letterman started out as a stand up weatherman joker on tv in Indianapolis meets LA STORY.
And the rest is His shit.
Whatever, in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK a lot of the shit happens at the TRUMP PLAZA HOTEL.
See every news clip out there where the first lady fatale is wearing a classic film noir trench coat.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS WOODY: Your inspired line about Dick buying POLAROID stock in PLAY IT AGAIN SAM was a prophetic INSTAGRAM tip.
On another front, this weekend's snow storms in Colorado are my cue to finally review your I-70 weekend movie about our great white leader in SLEEPER.
Don't laugh, a lot of people on both sides are starting to ask serious questions about those very ominious 666 robots and AI telephones, etc.
Most of which are made in mainland China.
Not to mention the movie's huuge genetically grown oranges, bananas and tomatoes.
Wednesday, November 27, 2019
ONE DISH AT A TIME
I'm still not feeling good enough about establishing a genuine one star rated French restaurant in Edmonds, Washington.
Where the more upper class middle income clientele are willing to wait for a good half hour to get their first plate; then wait for at least another 45 minutes to get their second plate; and so forth.
Probably too many impatient got-rich-quick American tourists down there I figure.
Many of whom start to cop a self righteous and arrogant attitude if they have to wait in line at STARBUCKS for only 5 minutes.
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190 NOTES: My brother's 757 flight out of Denver, via Chicago's Uncle O'Hara airport was cancelled on Tuesday.
So I'll probably still be flying it alone at my table for two on Thursday, 2019.
PS WOODY ALLEN: The movie that you so desparately want to make next is not the right career move for you at this time.
Maybe next time.
Seriously, your artistic inspirations are correct like about 90% of the time; but sometimes your timing is a bit off the wall.
MOVIE NOTES: Tom Hank's new simple minded Mr Anderson Republican Party persona is about today's perverted white FBI guys claiming that they were not really spying on Donald Trump in 2016.
Which is like saying that hot young 16 year-old blond virgins are not really that much of a turn on.
Oh well, whatever works, Biblically speaking.
Where the more upper class middle income clientele are willing to wait for a good half hour to get their first plate; then wait for at least another 45 minutes to get their second plate; and so forth.
Probably too many impatient got-rich-quick American tourists down there I figure.
Many of whom start to cop a self righteous and arrogant attitude if they have to wait in line at STARBUCKS for only 5 minutes.
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190 NOTES: My brother's 757 flight out of Denver, via Chicago's Uncle O'Hara airport was cancelled on Tuesday.
So I'll probably still be flying it alone at my table for two on Thursday, 2019.
PS WOODY ALLEN: The movie that you so desparately want to make next is not the right career move for you at this time.
Maybe next time.
Seriously, your artistic inspirations are correct like about 90% of the time; but sometimes your timing is a bit off the wall.
MOVIE NOTES: Tom Hank's new simple minded Mr Anderson Republican Party persona is about today's perverted white FBI guys claiming that they were not really spying on Donald Trump in 2016.
Which is like saying that hot young 16 year-old blond virgins are not really that much of a turn on.
Oh well, whatever works, Biblically speaking.
ONE MORE TASTY LITTLE DISH IF I MAY...
My $70,000,000 fantasy movie in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK will be getting it's first big wave of free publicity from the "perfect" west coast storm this week/end.
Which is now barreling east along the 42 attitude line that comes to an end during the 70 weeks of meat cuts in DANIEL 9.
Forecasters saying that the heavy wet snow [platform release] is supposted to turn into heavy warm rains after it rolls over Manhattan, Montanna and comes out in Manhattan, New York.
Note the David Mamet haircut.
Hope you save a room for desert.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS PAUL GARRISON: Probably the best smoked turkey in America comes from that Indian smokehouse joint located up along the Green River outside of Auburn.
And while you're there, fill your basket full of smoked king salmon and deer sausage.
And their smoked ducks and geese are to die for.
Great selection of hot smoked cheeses too.
Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.
PS SCARLETTE JOHANSSON: Now you know how it feels like to be tried, convicted, and sentenced by the eastern european Jewish press in THE TRIAL meets THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING ME.
"No evidence, no matter..." NATURAL BORN KILLERS
PS BRAD PITT: After BY THE SEA came out, your X FACTOR wife turned on you for the same reason that my own French exwife turned on me in 1979 in Stanwood.
Compare the two trailers for LAST TANGO IN PARIS and KING OF CALIFORNIA if you don't believe it; especially the first one.
Which is now barreling east along the 42 attitude line that comes to an end during the 70 weeks of meat cuts in DANIEL 9.
Forecasters saying that the heavy wet snow [platform release] is supposted to turn into heavy warm rains after it rolls over Manhattan, Montanna and comes out in Manhattan, New York.
Note the David Mamet haircut.
Hope you save a room for desert.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO FOR ONE NEWSLETTER
PS PAUL GARRISON: Probably the best smoked turkey in America comes from that Indian smokehouse joint located up along the Green River outside of Auburn.
And while you're there, fill your basket full of smoked king salmon and deer sausage.
And their smoked ducks and geese are to die for.
Great selection of hot smoked cheeses too.
Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.
PS SCARLETTE JOHANSSON: Now you know how it feels like to be tried, convicted, and sentenced by the eastern european Jewish press in THE TRIAL meets THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING ME.
"No evidence, no matter..." NATURAL BORN KILLERS
PS BRAD PITT: After BY THE SEA came out, your X FACTOR wife turned on you for the same reason that my own French exwife turned on me in 1979 in Stanwood.
Compare the two trailers for LAST TANGO IN PARIS and KING OF CALIFORNIA if you don't believe it; especially the first one.
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
ONE DISH IS NEVER ENOUGH
I'm starting to lay awake at night trying to figure out how in the world is I AM going to hit the SUNSET 190 prison buffet only two times and get my 40 bucks worth; +20% tip for just showing up on time with the cork screw.
Talk about Jesus suping with those who are willing to sit down at the table with him for a couple of minutes in TAXI DRIVER meets THREE DAYS OF THE CANDOR.
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PS BOB REDFORD: More spontanious free love acting artistry, less forced President Ford politics.
Nobody remembers some 1970s movie star loser in Hollywood these days.
Meanwhile, yours truly remains the captain of the ship; come hell or high water.
FREE RADIO SEATTLE: That angry 2.6 happened near Freeland after those apostate christian Mormons at KTTH started to play their local college basketball negro priesthood reruns during the Rush Limbaugh show on 770 am.
"This kind of stuff usually backfires on them... we'll see." Rush Limbaugh, just last week.
Talk about Jesus suping with those who are willing to sit down at the table with him for a couple of minutes in TAXI DRIVER meets THREE DAYS OF THE CANDOR.
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PS BOB REDFORD: More spontanious free love acting artistry, less forced President Ford politics.
Nobody remembers some 1970s movie star loser in Hollywood these days.
Meanwhile, yours truly remains the captain of the ship; come hell or high water.
FREE RADIO SEATTLE: That angry 2.6 happened near Freeland after those apostate christian Mormons at KTTH started to play their local college basketball negro priesthood reruns during the Rush Limbaugh show on 770 am.
"This kind of stuff usually backfires on them... we'll see." Rush Limbaugh, just last week.
BONEING THE BIG ONE
That 59 year-old chamber pot assistant was bled out in the neck by those wild ANIMAL FARM vampire pigs in Chambers County, Texas in confirmation of my upcoming acting debut in HANNIBAL: 1.
Located just north of Crystal Beach, Texas; where that AMAZON jet full of overnight delivery holiday packages crashed and burned like a deep fried deboned 24 lb. southern fried turkey.
Never tried it myself; but they say it's pretty damn tasty; crispy brown skin on the outside; juicy white Israelish meat on the inside.
Oh well, a lot of folks have burned their houses down when their boiling witches brew tipped over.
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DRIFTWOOD PLAYER NOTES: That 2.6 shaker over by Holmes Bay was for the big 6.4 one in WAG THE DOG meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE within 24 hours.
If you get my drift.
The last time I went by there on Dayton Street; I saw about a dozen younger acters sitting around a long table doing a script reading.
Which reminded me of the last supper of Christ in D&C 58 meets 2BC: 118.
Located just north of Crystal Beach, Texas; where that AMAZON jet full of overnight delivery holiday packages crashed and burned like a deep fried deboned 24 lb. southern fried turkey.
Never tried it myself; but they say it's pretty damn tasty; crispy brown skin on the outside; juicy white Israelish meat on the inside.
Oh well, a lot of folks have burned their houses down when their boiling witches brew tipped over.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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DRIFTWOOD PLAYER NOTES: That 2.6 shaker over by Holmes Bay was for the big 6.4 one in WAG THE DOG meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE within 24 hours.
If you get my drift.
The last time I went by there on Dayton Street; I saw about a dozen younger acters sitting around a long table doing a script reading.
Which reminded me of the last supper of Christ in D&C 58 meets 2BC: 118.
Monday, November 25, 2019
ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHICAGO
Back in the disco 70s, we would always stay at one of those old cheap hotels in North Chicago's Jewish ghetto when in town selling the stainless steel instant reversal "dual polarity" VITA MIX 3600.
So now the one that we liked the most is the new hot spot while in town to see Andy Warhol's latest art tourist show at ACME HOTEL INC.
Usually we were working some pitch joint at the MCCORMICK CENTER; either the home and garden show; or maybe the car show.
Back when the CHICAGO TRIBUNE was still a real solid newspaper that one could trust.
And Paul Harvey was on the AM radio every day at noon; giving us the rest of the story.
Not to mention that PLAYBOY was still being published from there.
And Heff's billionaire Scottish castle [PLAYBOY MANSION] shag pad out in LA was just the frosting on the cake.
For when a billion dollars in free publicity was still a lot of money.
Not like today, when everybody and his dog up in funky Ed Town is some ten cent two bit millionaire.
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SUNSET 190 NOTE: Monday's +190.85 DOW was a DC 85 confirmation of my table for two happening on T-Day at SUNSET 190.
First come first serve.
ANYBODY WHO IS LATE IS A ROTTEN EGG!!
So now the one that we liked the most is the new hot spot while in town to see Andy Warhol's latest art tourist show at ACME HOTEL INC.
Usually we were working some pitch joint at the MCCORMICK CENTER; either the home and garden show; or maybe the car show.
Back when the CHICAGO TRIBUNE was still a real solid newspaper that one could trust.
And Paul Harvey was on the AM radio every day at noon; giving us the rest of the story.
Not to mention that PLAYBOY was still being published from there.
And Heff's billionaire Scottish castle [PLAYBOY MANSION] shag pad out in LA was just the frosting on the cake.
For when a billion dollars in free publicity was still a lot of money.
Not like today, when everybody and his dog up in funky Ed Town is some ten cent two bit millionaire.
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SUNSET 190 NOTE: Monday's +190.85 DOW was a DC 85 confirmation of my table for two happening on T-Day at SUNSET 190.
First come first serve.
ANYBODY WHO IS LATE IS A ROTTEN EGG!!
ONE LOVE ONE HEART ONE TAKE ONE SHOT...
"He was like a brother to me..." Billy Crystal
Robbins Williams hung himself in 666 jail at the same shooting location where BLUE JASMINE had come out exactly one year earlier in a platform release.
Whereas, the shocking political suicide of Nancy er all in 2020 happens after all of the lying and deceiving by the fancy pants NEW YORK TIMES is exposed.
Metaphorically speaking.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: You pretending to be a nihilist is the same thing as me acting like a Nazi.
Great minds think alike.
"We give em what they want." Natalie Merchant, 10,000 MANIACS; cue the trumpets.
PS SMILEY: Just keep quiet and get some rest for now.
All is well that ends well.
The wheels are turning.
Maybe spend a little down time working on your oil painting?
Robbins Williams hung himself in 666 jail at the same shooting location where BLUE JASMINE had come out exactly one year earlier in a platform release.
Whereas, the shocking political suicide of Nancy er all in 2020 happens after all of the lying and deceiving by the fancy pants NEW YORK TIMES is exposed.
Metaphorically speaking.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS WOODY ALLEN: You pretending to be a nihilist is the same thing as me acting like a Nazi.
Great minds think alike.
"We give em what they want." Natalie Merchant, 10,000 MANIACS; cue the trumpets.
PS SMILEY: Just keep quiet and get some rest for now.
All is well that ends well.
The wheels are turning.
Maybe spend a little down time working on your oil painting?
Sunday, November 24, 2019
THE OTHER ONE
Reportedly, Jeff Bridges is now cashing in all of his real estate chips in California and moving on up to funky town.
In Divine confirmation of my inspired 1964 patriarchal blessing by Ray Horn; which says that all of my friends will try to be like me.
Oh well, "...immitation is the best form of flattery." Uncle Martian, 1964.
Which goes for you too Eric Jaderholme; and your prettiest daughter as well.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ANDY: Jesus wants you to hook up with Eric Jaderholm's daughter, per 2BC: 118.
Don't say I never did anything for you.
SUNSET 190 NOTES: I bought the French beaujalaise for my Turkey Day feast at that low rent Greek joint off 76 for only $16.
However, the older bottle is now 3 years-old; which is kind of pushing the envelope when it comes to enjoying the younger purple one with your meat.
Oh well, miracles always follow faith.
Not the other way around.
Pay it forward and all that crap.
In Divine confirmation of my inspired 1964 patriarchal blessing by Ray Horn; which says that all of my friends will try to be like me.
Oh well, "...immitation is the best form of flattery." Uncle Martian, 1964.
Which goes for you too Eric Jaderholme; and your prettiest daughter as well.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS ANDY: Jesus wants you to hook up with Eric Jaderholm's daughter, per 2BC: 118.
Don't say I never did anything for you.
SUNSET 190 NOTES: I bought the French beaujalaise for my Turkey Day feast at that low rent Greek joint off 76 for only $16.
However, the older bottle is now 3 years-old; which is kind of pushing the envelope when it comes to enjoying the younger purple one with your meat.
Oh well, miracles always follow faith.
Not the other way around.
Pay it forward and all that crap.
ONE SLUG FROM A 45 IS ALL SHE TOOK
Most people don't know that the 000 410 shell is just a .45 with ten little .22 size bullets fired simultaniously.
So much for the Isreali made UZI that can fire 10 rounds in under 5 seconds.
When you can pack a cheap SNL special nichol plated DAVIS belly gun that shoots out that much lead in a nano second.
Talk about 22 in the head, and you know they're dead.
Oh yeah, some times in this life you get one shot; so you better make the best of it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SACHA BARON: More Steven Spielberg, less Rob Rhiener; you handsome devil you.
So much for the Isreali made UZI that can fire 10 rounds in under 5 seconds.
When you can pack a cheap SNL special nichol plated DAVIS belly gun that shoots out that much lead in a nano second.
Talk about 22 in the head, and you know they're dead.
Oh yeah, some times in this life you get one shot; so you better make the best of it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SACHA BARON: More Steven Spielberg, less Rob Rhiener; you handsome devil you.
Saturday, November 23, 2019
PLAYING IT AGAIN ONE MORE TIME
"Let me make it simple for you..." suggests Bogy in PLAY IT AGAIN SAM.
In Divine confirmation of Tom Hank's astonishing simple minded Mr Anderson christian Reublican persona in A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBOR/HOOD meets MY BLUE HEAVEN.
Which is exactly what Adam Shiff tried to do in his opening remarks as the judge, jury, and main witness last week.
As if America is finally ready to have her next CASABLANCA President determined by some secretive panel/trial game show using only secret blindfolded witnesses.
Talk about WHAT'S MY LINE?????
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MEL GIBSON: Your little red VW GULF in GET THE GRINGO was parked right in front of my EMERALD PALACE harem shag pad on Saturday.
If you get my drift.
PS MR PRESIDENT: We could always just re-employ all of those old and retired low flying American made "jeep killers" if we need to save a little money.
Hell, why use up a half million dollar FIRECAT missle anyway?
When only a couple of depleted 5" uranium rounds at 50k a pop can do the job.
"It's not the size, it's how you use it." AP: III
In Divine confirmation of Tom Hank's astonishing simple minded Mr Anderson christian Reublican persona in A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBOR/HOOD meets MY BLUE HEAVEN.
Which is exactly what Adam Shiff tried to do in his opening remarks as the judge, jury, and main witness last week.
As if America is finally ready to have her next CASABLANCA President determined by some secretive panel/trial game show using only secret blindfolded witnesses.
Talk about WHAT'S MY LINE?????
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MEL GIBSON: Your little red VW GULF in GET THE GRINGO was parked right in front of my EMERALD PALACE harem shag pad on Saturday.
If you get my drift.
PS MR PRESIDENT: We could always just re-employ all of those old and retired low flying American made "jeep killers" if we need to save a little money.
Hell, why use up a half million dollar FIRECAT missle anyway?
When only a couple of depleted 5" uranium rounds at 50k a pop can do the job.
"It's not the size, it's how you use it." AP: III
VAPING THE BIG ONE
"I never met one [cunt] who didn't understand a slap in the mouth, or a [fisting] slug from a 45." PLAY IT SAM.
CUT TO: That future big billboard of the vaping cloud maker no.45 right outside of Virgil's hotel window in TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.
Which just was confirmed by Friday's vaping session at the Casa Blanca in DC.
Whereas Woody's sidekick in PLAY IT AGAIN SAM is a Will Ferrel look alike named Dick.
Hence, the USA flag, the CASABLANCA movie poster hanging on his wall, etc. etc. when Bogy says that, " Somewheres in life, you got turned around."
[Double bogey golf course, two under par age things, of course of course, yada yada.]
Not to mention that his love interest in the above 1972 movie looks just like my wife Kate Holmes.
Who is now all too well aware of the competition from the younger ones.
Such as that underaged blond babe who I try to meet on the disco floor; who looks exactly like Dakota Fanning; and her sister too.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS.ETTER
2020 NOTES: Only after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reelected in 2020, will he have the political powers needed to maintain a regular force of APACHE attack helicopters flying under the radar along the border.
Think GET THE GRINGO meets DIE HARD: 9.
PS JIM CARREY: Oh for Jesus sake, stop the belly aching and just open a showing of your Orange Period paintings somewhere up in FUNKY TOWN.
We know, you don't need the dough.
But what about all of those little indie art film galleries out there who could use the extra 10%?
Just to pay next month's rent and keep their doors open for the next year?
Never forget, Sodom was destroyed by a sudden shower of fiery projectiles from Gaza, yada yada.
But not just because they were queer.
They also had other major issues when it came to taking care of the poor and the needy.
Take San Francisco for example.
CUT TO: That future big billboard of the vaping cloud maker no.45 right outside of Virgil's hotel window in TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.
Which just was confirmed by Friday's vaping session at the Casa Blanca in DC.
Whereas Woody's sidekick in PLAY IT AGAIN SAM is a Will Ferrel look alike named Dick.
Hence, the USA flag, the CASABLANCA movie poster hanging on his wall, etc. etc. when Bogy says that, " Somewheres in life, you got turned around."
[Double bogey golf course, two under par age things, of course of course, yada yada.]
Not to mention that his love interest in the above 1972 movie looks just like my wife Kate Holmes.
Who is now all too well aware of the competition from the younger ones.
Such as that underaged blond babe who I try to meet on the disco floor; who looks exactly like Dakota Fanning; and her sister too.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS.ETTER
2020 NOTES: Only after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reelected in 2020, will he have the political powers needed to maintain a regular force of APACHE attack helicopters flying under the radar along the border.
Think GET THE GRINGO meets DIE HARD: 9.
PS JIM CARREY: Oh for Jesus sake, stop the belly aching and just open a showing of your Orange Period paintings somewhere up in FUNKY TOWN.
We know, you don't need the dough.
But what about all of those little indie art film galleries out there who could use the extra 10%?
Just to pay next month's rent and keep their doors open for the next year?
Never forget, Sodom was destroyed by a sudden shower of fiery projectiles from Gaza, yada yada.
But not just because they were queer.
They also had other major issues when it came to taking care of the poor and the needy.
Take San Francisco for example.
Friday, November 22, 2019
WHO IS THE ACCUSER?
"Who do you work for?!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
So many of Woody Allen's earlier funny movies were inspired by Kafka's THE TRIAL that it's almost impossible to keep track of them all.
Whereas the above original novel takes place somewhere in Eastern Europe, maybe even Western Russia, but who knows.
Wherefore PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is now demanding some kind of a remake of Orson Welles' own personal favorite indie film THE TRIAL.
Whatever, never forger, Welles suddenly dies from a heart attack in 2020 while trying to figure out how to use his 1980s era WORD PERFECT screenwriter program.
Metaphorically speaking, of course of course.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES WORDS PROGRAM
TRIAL NOTES: The 42 months of brownish pumpkin cow pies in REVELATION 11:11:11 will finally come out after Julian Assange testifies about how he got all of those secret DNC server emails from Seth Rich.; and not the Reds.
So many of Woody Allen's earlier funny movies were inspired by Kafka's THE TRIAL that it's almost impossible to keep track of them all.
Whereas the above original novel takes place somewhere in Eastern Europe, maybe even Western Russia, but who knows.
Wherefore PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is now demanding some kind of a remake of Orson Welles' own personal favorite indie film THE TRIAL.
Whatever, never forger, Welles suddenly dies from a heart attack in 2020 while trying to figure out how to use his 1980s era WORD PERFECT screenwriter program.
Metaphorically speaking, of course of course.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES WORDS PROGRAM
TRIAL NOTES: The 42 months of brownish pumpkin cow pies in REVELATION 11:11:11 will finally come out after Julian Assange testifies about how he got all of those secret DNC server emails from Seth Rich.; and not the Reds.
YOU HAD ME AT FUCK YOU BITCH
Seems like today's media darlings are actually starting to dig it when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP bitch slaps them around, again and again.
Like in every KEY LARGO, Florida beach town movie ever made starring Humphrey Bogart bossing around and roughing up his strong willed Jewish bitch, Lauren Bacall.
Just to make sure that she never does it again.
Which of course is the prophetic year 2020 inspiration behind Woody Allen's PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM 1972 movie trailer.
Now available to see for free in 10 little bite size video clips on YOUTUBE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLY: Bitch, you moved into the same North London neighborhood where they shot SEAN OF THE DEAD for a prophetic reason.
Enough with the Jews and the queers and the darkies already.
Like in every KEY LARGO, Florida beach town movie ever made starring Humphrey Bogart bossing around and roughing up his strong willed Jewish bitch, Lauren Bacall.
Just to make sure that she never does it again.
Which of course is the prophetic year 2020 inspiration behind Woody Allen's PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM 1972 movie trailer.
Now available to see for free in 10 little bite size video clips on YOUTUBE.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLY: Bitch, you moved into the same North London neighborhood where they shot SEAN OF THE DEAD for a prophetic reason.
Enough with the Jews and the queers and the darkies already.
Thursday, November 21, 2019
YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH
They took to the streets and started screaming after Ann Coulter started to speak in the Bay Area.
Per the final mighty line in the trailer for BLUE JASMINE.
That is, after Manhattan society's elite failed to remove PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP at the end of 42 months.
So then blue Jasmine's famous never Trumper actor hubby hangs himself in jail.
Just as Jeff Epstein supposedly does inside of that central Manhattan jail for whistle blowers and finks, circa 2019.
Now I can't wait to see Woody Allen's next movie.
Not to mention the first original virgin screenplay that Adam Shiff ever penned back in the day.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
SCREENWRITER NOTES: "You can only have one totally contrived and unbelievable coincidence in your script." Bo Goldman
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I'm thinking some kind of a filthy rich old sailor dog movie shoot in the Edmonds marina region, like DIE HARD meets DEAD CALM meets KILL CRIUSE.
Only more beautiful and sexy underaged flat chested girls in French bikinis.
"18 is the new 16." ROSEMARY IS HAVING A BABY: 2
Getting all hung up and obsessed with only one middle-aged X wife at a time is sooo yesterday.
I actually can see you wearing that same EU man bikini that Bill Murray wore in his critically acclaimed yellow submarine movie.
And if you can't cut it right now, we can always get Mel Gibson.
Not to mention yours truly.
Who is probably a better ham sandwich with soup actor anyway than the two of you put together.
PS CAMILLE PAGLIA: You said that the legal age of consent should be 14 during the 1260 days period of the two witnesses on the Howard Stern show.
Think Whoopi meets Oprah.
Per the final mighty line in the trailer for BLUE JASMINE.
That is, after Manhattan society's elite failed to remove PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP at the end of 42 months.
So then blue Jasmine's famous never Trumper actor hubby hangs himself in jail.
Just as Jeff Epstein supposedly does inside of that central Manhattan jail for whistle blowers and finks, circa 2019.
Now I can't wait to see Woody Allen's next movie.
Not to mention the first original virgin screenplay that Adam Shiff ever penned back in the day.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
SCREENWRITER NOTES: "You can only have one totally contrived and unbelievable coincidence in your script." Bo Goldman
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I'm thinking some kind of a filthy rich old sailor dog movie shoot in the Edmonds marina region, like DIE HARD meets DEAD CALM meets KILL CRIUSE.
Only more beautiful and sexy underaged flat chested girls in French bikinis.
"18 is the new 16." ROSEMARY IS HAVING A BABY: 2
Getting all hung up and obsessed with only one middle-aged X wife at a time is sooo yesterday.
I actually can see you wearing that same EU man bikini that Bill Murray wore in his critically acclaimed yellow submarine movie.
And if you can't cut it right now, we can always get Mel Gibson.
Not to mention yours truly.
Who is probably a better ham sandwich with soup actor anyway than the two of you put together.
PS CAMILLE PAGLIA: You said that the legal age of consent should be 14 during the 1260 days period of the two witnesses on the Howard Stern show.
Think Whoopi meets Oprah.
TAKE THE WINDOW PANE AND RUN, TAKE 1
That prophetic little DANIEL 9 piece of cut glass in TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN is about the same size and shape of a modern day WINDOWS-EDGE computer screen.
Stolen no less from some jewelry store that stands for the BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS prophecy, circa 2020.
Think A VIEW TO A KILL meets BLUE JASMINE.
And yes, Andrew Dice Clay does look exactly like my plain talking cousin David in the above latter day July 26, 2013 beach town movie release.
Lots of nice little independently owned and operated jewelry shops up in Ed Town. Not to mention all of those little no name banks located on every street corner.
Don't laugh, I'd never heard of RICK STEVES EUROPE either.
Until I was forced to move over there, because I was completely broke and had nowhere else to go.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SALEM, UTAH: Today's Salem, Mass witch hunt has to last for 42 months in order for the mormon men to start talking more openly about THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
As explained in 2BC: 114.
There needs be opposition in all things.
All is fair in love and war for a 50/50 half ass reason.
Stolen no less from some jewelry store that stands for the BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS prophecy, circa 2020.
Think A VIEW TO A KILL meets BLUE JASMINE.
And yes, Andrew Dice Clay does look exactly like my plain talking cousin David in the above latter day July 26, 2013 beach town movie release.
Lots of nice little independently owned and operated jewelry shops up in Ed Town. Not to mention all of those little no name banks located on every street corner.
Don't laugh, I'd never heard of RICK STEVES EUROPE either.
Until I was forced to move over there, because I was completely broke and had nowhere else to go.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SALEM, UTAH: Today's Salem, Mass witch hunt has to last for 42 months in order for the mormon men to start talking more openly about THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
As explained in 2BC: 114.
There needs be opposition in all things.
All is fair in love and war for a 50/50 half ass reason.
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
THE ONE ABOUT THE BLOND BABY BALLOON
Hunter Biden just got the good bitter sweet news out of Oklahoma that he is the actual father of the baby Jesus parade balloon that keeps popping up everywhere wherever PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR ETERNAL LIFE holds his next fuck you sports stadium rally.
Exactly in the way that DOCTOR EVIL: 4 also finds out that he has a son in AP: 2.
Which everybody is going to get to see at next week's MACY'S thank you Jesus parade in Manhattan.
Think FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY, circa 2020 Chicago.
And the rest is His story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JERRY SEINFELD: See what happens when you become some nigger rich type NBC NEWS billionaire Jew who still does not pay his tithing?
You end up become nothing but an old bland luke warm bowl of mushy swampy looking oatmeal.
So then your much younger wife starts to make excuses why she doesn't what to go to bed with you at the same time.
Probably because you are looking too much like the mushy Adam Shiff these days.
"Seinfeld stopped coming on my show after he hit the big time, and no longer needed me..." Howard Stern, 1999, a.k.a. Jesus Christ.
For Christ's sake, even after all these years, Mel Gibson is still a believer in me.
Not to mention Jennifer Aniston and her new nextdoor neighbor girlfriend Sandra Bullock.
Exactly in the way that DOCTOR EVIL: 4 also finds out that he has a son in AP: 2.
Which everybody is going to get to see at next week's MACY'S thank you Jesus parade in Manhattan.
Think FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY, circa 2020 Chicago.
And the rest is His story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JERRY SEINFELD: See what happens when you become some nigger rich type NBC NEWS billionaire Jew who still does not pay his tithing?
You end up become nothing but an old bland luke warm bowl of mushy swampy looking oatmeal.
So then your much younger wife starts to make excuses why she doesn't what to go to bed with you at the same time.
Probably because you are looking too much like the mushy Adam Shiff these days.
"Seinfeld stopped coming on my show after he hit the big time, and no longer needed me..." Howard Stern, 1999, a.k.a. Jesus Christ.
For Christ's sake, even after all these years, Mel Gibson is still a believer in me.
Not to mention Jennifer Aniston and her new nextdoor neighbor girlfriend Sandra Bullock.
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