Think BANANAS meets WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?
Meanwhile, about a week before I ever saw that little midnight cowboy in E.10, S.2, I had a strange dream that I was about to get lucky with Scarlette Johansson.
When suddenly he crawled out of her VICTORIA'S SECRET panties and interrupted us.
So then she lovingly told him to go outside and play because mommy and daddy had to do something together; assuring him that, "It'll only take five minutes."
Of course, this was also a week before I knew anything about her hosting SNL tonight with some singer whom I've never seen or heard of before either.
Dangling prepositions intended.
Last I checked, Mrs. Gregory Relf only has one daughter, but no son yet.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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POLITICAL NOTES: The rich white girl with the green hair got cut to death by those niggers for a 2BC: 123 type ending to the green summit in Spain.
Hey, shit happens to shitty people.
True story. Back around 1974, I went to the BYU student medical clinic because I was concerned that my stools were looking a little greenish.
Whereupon the young doctor assured me that this happens sometimes when a person is under stress.
PS WOODY ALLEN: True story. Last month I found a half used bottle of CANOE after-shave in the garage that is attached to where I live.
Ergo, "In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol, 1969, prophetocally talking about my future GSR/TWN blog spot.
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