Guys, ever been married and divorced more than two times?
Check out that 3.1 at 3:00:10 pm on the south side of Bitch Creek, Idaho Monday.
Right where I gave up my own private fly fishing guide career in order to marry that lying bitch Laurence Pierson of the Nancy, France area.
Don't get me wrong. It was just what the doctor ordered to cure me of my sick RICK STEVES EUROPE tourist fantasies in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets ROMA.
Hey, everybody sympathises with a loser.
Meanwhile the rainy day Pineapple Express in blowing into funky town today.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!
THINK I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!
ON WITH THE SHOW!!
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JIM CARREY: They are throwing some big born again birthday party bash for me at the 190 bar on January 17, 2020.
Even though I was originally born of the flesh on 10:29.
See you later alligator.
PS MEL GIBSON: Right as your local look alike stand in was standing next to my STARBUCKS cafe table yesterday, a couple of extras from Sodom and Egypt casting walked by in the background.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: Oh for Christ's sake, can't you do anything about that huuge feed bag full of oats that is still hanging under your chinny chin chin?
"There are more Chins in the phone book than me." FAT BASTARD, AP: III.
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