Tired are we guys of today's sissy looking and unmanly skinny pants fad?
Join the men's only club.
Whereas today's perfect storm of signs and wonders is telling me that the original 1960s 501 LEVIS will be the next big thing; no too thin, not too wide.
"Never be the first one, and never be the last one..." Benjamin Franklin
Better lose those extra 30 lbs in the meantime guys, if you want to get in on this one.
Because there are no shortcuts or excuses to getting back into the jeans of your youth.
Everyone, including the girls, remembers when they got their first button fly 501 LEVIS.
Which required buying a size that was two inches too big in the waist and in the length.
Knowing full well that you would have to run them through the washing machine and drier at least two times before they fit right.
Fuck all of that overpriced and prewashed and preshunk GUESS jeans triangle logo politics fad that happened after the fact.
Always go with your original basic instinks.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS: I saw you walk by my outdoor French cafe table today two times.
So how would you like to make $5000 in about five minutes?
Just to make my other handmaid girlfriends feel jealous and guilty.
"Jesus wants you to give your all and go all the way for Him..." LOVE ISRAEL, Arlington, Wasnington, 1970.
If the money is right of course. Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl is supposed to do.
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