Hunter Biden just got the good bitter sweet news out of Oklahoma that he is the actual father of the baby Jesus parade balloon that keeps popping up everywhere wherever PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR ETERNAL LIFE holds his next fuck you sports stadium rally.
Exactly in the way that DOCTOR EVIL: 4 also finds out that he has a son in AP: 2.
Which everybody is going to get to see at next week's MACY'S thank you Jesus parade in Manhattan.
Think FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY, circa 2020 Chicago.
And the rest is His story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JERRY SEINFELD: See what happens when you become some nigger rich type NBC NEWS billionaire Jew who still does not pay his tithing?
You end up become nothing but an old bland luke warm bowl of mushy swampy looking oatmeal.
So then your much younger wife starts to make excuses why she doesn't what to go to bed with you at the same time.
Probably because you are looking too much like the mushy Adam Shiff these days.
"Seinfeld stopped coming on my show after he hit the big time, and no longer needed me..." Howard Stern, 1999, a.k.a. Jesus Christ.
For Christ's sake, even after all these years, Mel Gibson is still a believer in me.
Not to mention Jennifer Aniston and her new nextdoor neighbor girlfriend Sandra Bullock.
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