VAPING THE BIG ONE

"I never met one [cunt] who didn't understand a slap in the mouth, or a [fisting] slug from a 45." PLAY IT SAM.

CUT TO: That future big billboard of the vaping cloud maker no.45 right outside of Virgil's hotel window in TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.
Which just was confirmed by Friday's vaping session at the Casa Blanca in DC.

Whereas Woody's sidekick in PLAY IT AGAIN SAM is a Will Ferrel look alike named Dick.

Hence, the USA flag, the CASABLANCA movie poster hanging on his wall, etc. etc. when Bogy says that, " Somewheres in life, you got turned around."

[Double bogey golf course, two under par age things, of course of course, yada yada.]

Not to mention that his love interest in the above 1972 movie looks just like my wife Kate Holmes.

Who is now all too well aware of the competition from the younger ones.

Such as that underaged blond babe who I try to meet on the disco floor; who looks exactly like Dakota Fanning; and her sister too.

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2020 NOTES: Only after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reelected in 2020, will he have the political powers needed to maintain a regular force of APACHE attack helicopters flying under the radar along the border.
Think GET THE GRINGO meets DIE HARD: 9.

PS JIM CARREY: Oh for Jesus sake, stop the belly aching and just open a showing of your Orange Period paintings somewhere up in FUNKY TOWN.
We know, you don't need the dough.

But what about all of those little indie art film galleries out there who could use the extra 10%?
Just to pay next month's rent and keep their doors open for the next year?

Never forget, Sodom was destroyed by a sudden shower of fiery projectiles from Gaza, yada yada.
But not just because they were queer.
They also had other major issues when it came to taking care of the poor and the needy.
Take San Francisco for example.