Tuesday, November 26, 2019

BONEING THE BIG ONE

That 59 year-old chamber pot assistant was bled out in the neck by those wild ANIMAL FARM vampire pigs in Chambers County, Texas in confirmation of my upcoming acting debut in HANNIBAL: 1.

Located just north of Crystal Beach, Texas; where that AMAZON jet full of overnight delivery holiday packages crashed and burned like a deep fried deboned 24 lb. southern fried turkey.

Never tried it myself; but they say it's pretty damn tasty; crispy brown skin on the outside; juicy white Israelish meat on the inside.

Oh well, a lot of folks have burned their houses down when their boiling witches brew tipped over.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

DRIFTWOOD PLAYER NOTES: That 2.6 shaker over by Holmes Bay was for the big 6.4 one in WAG THE DOG meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE within 24 hours.
If you get my drift.
The last time I went by there on Dayton Street; I saw about a dozen younger acters sitting around a long table doing a script reading.
Which reminded me of the last supper of Christ in D&C 58 meets 2BC: 118.

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