I know, sounds like the humiliating title of some late 1980s, early 1990s Woody Allen [return-to-comedy] period; but you gotta start over somewhere when every place else on earth is nowhere.
Don't laugh, there are probably more family oriented summer camp nudist colonies on Vancouver Island than there are in all of California; including Palm Springs
Meanwhile back at my private dude ranch in Montana...
Where the girls are pretty, and the horses are handsome.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SANDY: I'll take my mask off if you take your mask off; you go first.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Last night I dreamed that you wanted to make THE OLDER LEBOWSKI in a high powered speed boat instead of an old classic restored sailboat.
Whatever floats your boat baby. I'm not exactly in any position to start arguing over rather minor screenplay rewrite ideas from older exectutive producers who still want to act.
PS DANIEL WHITE: I'm thinking we start you out as the swabie deckhand greenie in the CAPTAIN RON trailer. For when today's Cuban revolutionaries would be pirating all of those sailboats on Lake Union, Seattle.
Think SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Full union scale with benefits of course.
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