By Sunday morning, all of the Jews will be going bonkers on the talk shows over the new judge in town who looks like Woody Allen's conservative girlfriend in ANNIE HALL meets BANANAS.
The former one probably having a lifetime subscription to the conservative Catholic NATIONAL REVIEW.
Who knows, she may even order her pastrami on white bread with white mayonnaise.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHRIS WOOD: That famous 5 ton [virgin] balancing rock fell down along Rt.16 in Holliston, Mass during the high holy days of awe; just over from Woodland; south of the Rt. 126 Y.
In confirmation of my indie film BOONDOCK SAINTS posting about Mel Gibson.
PS KIT WINN: Michael just informed me that you are "suffering" from something very serious right now. And that's probably the reason why you haven't called me yet at: 801 310 8543.
Who knows, could be stage 4 brain cancer; or it could just be some girlfriend problem.
PS THE TIMES OF ISRAEL: Would it kill you cunts if you stopped Jewing me for at least a week or two?
"Never bullshit a bullshitter." Donald Trump on the Howard Stern show, circa 1987.
PS ST PETER: I'm thinking we snap up CHANTERELLS first thing. Then we build something more original up from the ground later.
That said, I have noticed that there are none of your typical 1970s style heathfood restaurants down in the Edmonds village at the present time.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: That struggling to survive Greek restaurant up in funky town is hoping and praying that some blond haired blue eyed angel like you will come to their rescue.
PS NICOLAS CAGE: Almost seems impossible now that there is not even one good college town pizzeria in business right now down in the Edmonds bowl.
Think MYSTIC PIZZA meets DO THE RIGHT THING.
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