THE CRYING GAME

"Funny the way things go... never the way you expected."

 NO.45 got around the same number of votes in 2016 as the surprise dollar box office take for THE CRYING GAME... counting up and until and throughout the 1260 days countdown of the two witnesses starting on January, 20, 1993.

Talk about late run theater box office for 2 bucks a ticket in Provo, Utah.

Better late than never.

Think CRY BABY meets HAIRSPRAY.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS JOHN WATERS: Never say never ever again.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Michael recently made fun of me by impersonating your own snotty high pitched nasal voice. He asking me when was the last time I had a romantic dream about one of my so called wives.

Actually, it was the one last month about me having a threeway with Elizabeth Hurley and Naomi Watts in the back seat of that classic evergreen JAGUAR limo in SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL.

PS BILL GATES: I'm going to need you to pull a few strings to get my housemate Daniel White a good paying job as some video game tester in your research and development department. 

That way nobody gets hurt on my side.

You big dick.

PS MEL GIBSON: By buying out that little white church up in Edmonds, Washington, you will get the attention of the town's dime billionaire villagers who are looking for the next big thing.

That being your temple mount project down in Malibu of course.

Easy money baby.

"It takes money to make money." Jesus Christ, 1999.

PS PETER RELF: Ever heard of a thing called the dark web? Now that I have about 1,250,000 readers per day...