"Own it girl!" PRETTY WOMAN, 1990; directed by Gary Marshall.
"For some reason, people always call me Gary, or sometimes just Ray." Greg Relf, 1995
That major earthquake swarm happening west of Rt.111 at Brawley, California is a Divine interpretation of Tuesday night's RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE brawl between PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP and the dark forces of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 16.
Think SWEET 16 meets LEGALLY BLOND: 2.
The one where Reese Witherspoon is convinced, yet again, that she is going to win the debate again in 2020. And her twin sister on their fake news network debate show on APPLE thinks the same way.
Can I get a second witness?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
GREG'S HOMEMADE APPLE PIE: For Christ's sake go easy on the cinnamon you guys at RED TWIG. I like cinnamon, but just not so much of it. And your shitty thin-downed watery coffee tastes too weak.
PS JEFF BEZOS: I am going to shake you down for every dime you got left in AP: 2 meets AP: 3.
Ever thought about getting into the newspaper business in Seattle?
Rhetorically speaking.
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