"It all began during the great heatwave."
PASSPORT TO PIMLICO is about when yours truly will become the King of England after I take over most of King County, Washington in the divided 50/50 states.
Talk about dividing and conquering the Kingdom of Florence, Italy in my first fully budgeted feature length movie with Sienna Miller.
Gus Van Sant directing me in the pulp fiction film adaptation of STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER; screenplay by Charlie Kaufman?
Co-starring Rose McGowan?
First come first serve.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MS CARDIN: The first shall be last, and the last shall be first.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Would I ever ask you to do something special for me if there wasn't something extra in it for you; and your crazy sister too?
Talk about having money to burn and no wife to go window shopping with me on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills; not to mention Melrose Avenue, circa 1986.
PS KEN KEISLER: Yeah I know, after getting 15k for every monologue line that I wrote for the Johnny Carson show back in the late 80s, I was kind of full of myself by the time that we were selling satellite dishes at LEISURE WORLD in Buckley, Washington.
Plus I still had a great head of hair and great abs back then; and the body of a 29 year-old.
And no I never did fuck your girlfriend Susan Olson.
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