Little Miss Britney Spears' pet rabbit pussy cat turns into a 6'6.6" creature with jet wing ears in a white 1960s moon landing costume in this one.
Where the little horn devil in DANIEL and his trident pitch fork spear go to Mrs.Brown's Latin America themed masquerade political party with some scandal obsessed house detective in a Spanish western outfit.
Which all ends with Paris Hilton's pet Mexican coochie chowing down on Uncle Martian's diet pills and turning into a giant rat eating Great Dane.
That happening after the party's rummy HAWAIIAN PUNCH bowl mysteriously evaporates into thin air.
No shit, the 35ish Ms Hilton is still a towering white blond blue eyed virgin goddess of Babylon among the filthy rich Persian Gulf States.
Not to mention Britney Spears.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS TROX: Ever considered Bruce Willis for your NICKEL/ODEON series about some sexy senior grandpa telling his sexy ten virgin grandkids the many stories of his life?
Think ALICE IN WONDERLAND meets THE WIZARD OF SEATTLE.
PS DAVID: After checking out that rather strange mod era looking moon landing rock memorial at the Edmonds police station yesterday, an older grey lady walked by me across the street carrying a very long steel tube at house number 211.
Which very much resembled that quaint little picket fenced home in the heart attack opening of BLUE VELVET.
One other thing; a small red green-eco car was parked at the curb there bearing, 'LADYBUD' plates.
Probably some kind of a 1964 Lady Bird Viet Nam war WAG THE DOG thing.
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