Sunday, July 14, 2019

MY SECRET COSTCO CONNECTION TO KIRKLAND, WASHINGTON

That 2.5 faker west of Monroe happened at 11:44:44 am today.
In confirmation of the same day's exact 4.0 on the edge of Manhattan, Montana.
Where the Manhattanite FOX NEWS anchor flipped his rented 4x4 during last winter's DUMB & DUMBER ski resort season.
In confirmation of that 7.3 in Barry's native Lai/wui, Indonesia, that rhymes with every other town and island in the the 50/50th State of Hawaii.
See every Elvis Presley movie ever made in Hawaii at the BYU campus Polynesian tourist center.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS CENTER

PS BRUCE WILLIS: Last night I dreamed over and over ab nausea that you were not that happy with me.
Care to explain why?
BARGAIN HUNTER NOTES: The home delivery Boxing Day war between WALMART and AMAZON started today.
Reportedly, it is supposed to last for about 3 1/2 plus days, depending on which time-zone you happen to live in.
PS CARA MIA: We could always squeeze in some bisexual San Francisco remake of DARK PASSAGE with you as Lauren Bacall and me as Hump/hey Bogart if you want.
You know me, I'm a big believer in two for the price of one.
Anything to keep you and your precious little girlfriend from dying on the vine of boredom during these very very dark days; plus keep my own GSR/TWN ball rolling.
"Children bring new life into our lives..." Jennifer Garner
PS WOODY ALLEN: Please make sure that the transfered Hemmingway dude in your new Spanish fly bullshit fighter Picaso art film looks well enough like me.
Since so many of my newer [Johnny come lately] readers are kind of dumbed down and unfamiliar with all things artsy fartsy.



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