Yesterday I dreamed that the sensitive tip of my boner was stuck in a mouse trap.
And when I looked closer, Taylor Swift was holding it in her hand like some small 666 cell phone devise.
Mouse traps usually being a bit smaller than rat traps.
"Sometimes I do make one too many trips to the cheese tray at these affairs." Jennifer Aniston
So I decided to get my new ORVIS outfitter shirt cleaned and pressed down at Edmonds' FUZZY WUZZY Persian rug cleaning joint.
The one that we will feature in my two back-to-back threeway SON OF LEBOWSKI rip offs.
Noting that the starchy old grey lady at the counter in front of me was paying $13 for just one cotton shirt; specially spot treated and hand ironed.
Oh well, when in Rome.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS LL: That secret vintage 51' sailboat under wraps in Kingston is the one that we will use in the first SON OF LEBOWSKI feature film length series.
Gonna need something that seaworthy enough to sail around the world, making stops at places like your topless MAMA MIA wedding honeymoon harbor resort destinations in Greece, etc.
Think KNIFE IN THE WATER meets KILL CRUISE meets THE WEIGHT OF WATER meets CIDAR HOUSE RULES.
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