"I love getting packages!!" Rush Limbaugh.
Like ten years before Dr.Evil took over the world, by way of Seattle, Washington.
I'm putting off my latest secret insider comments about the cast of ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD cutting off Jimmy Kimmel right in the middle of his late show monologue.
Until and when I can get around to seeing the full movie with my own dreamy blue eyes.
Whereas, something this good only comes along once in a lifetime.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO JOKERS NEWSLETTER
PS CARA DELAVIGNE: I was talking about you baby, and not Sandra Bullock, in my dream note about driving that sand colored no.53 Love Bug.
Which makes total sense when you wake up and start thinking about it.
Whereas, Sandy already has her own secret backdoor man.
But you baby still don't got one.
At least not the right one.
"Sometimes you just need one." Britney Spears, AP:II
PS KEIRA KNIGHLEY: Don't worry darling, I got the memo.
You are probably the best cock sucker at the bar in PLANET HOLLYWOOD, Las Vegas.
But don't press your luck baby.
I just road back home on the 4:20 bus with a really young fine ass 23ish blond Scandinavian babe; who would suck my dick off for only $100 bucks a pop; not including tip.
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