Friday, July 19, 2019

MY SECRET DOUBLE

Uncle Martian tells the two UFO feds that his nephew Tim "...has always been over zealous" in trying to get the next scoop on PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Which explains why the man is so out of his tree.
Therefore in the end, the liberal Hollywood acter meathead gets a handfull of cold hamburger shoved into his face like a cherry cream pie.
Representing today's favorite Meathead liberal who recently called for a special commission of film noir type Hollywood PIs to investigate the Russian spy Donald Trump.
Hey why not?
Trump uses Orange tan makeup.
Richard Nixon came from Orange County too...

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS CHAD: If I decide to spring for the $9,000 born again skin job on my 79 GW WOLF 4X4, I'll probably go with a very light 'sand' colored grey.
PS GEORGE NOORY: More angry American, less angry Mexican.
Stick with me on this one.
Because before it's all over, you will be getting a wild card line call from some guy in Las Vegas, Nevada named Don.
"Sometimes you make me so mad!" THE KING OF COMEDY on late night tv.

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