"WAR!.. WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?.."

How about fixing absolutely everything that is wrong with America these days; not to mention England and France. Name me one Hollywood blockbuster STAR WARS movie that did not portray war as the way for the good guys to win in the end; and I will eat my hat. "It must needs be that there was an opposition [research] in all things..." 2 NEPHI 15. Talk about the final solution to America's Jewish problem at the NYT/FBI/DOJ in AUSTIN POWERS III: GOLDMEMBER meets THE NUTTY [NYU] PROFESSOR. ~ GSR|TWN ~ GREG'S BARBEQUE NOTES: The green egg is probably the best BBQ unit for 4 people on the market. But if you are having more than four guests over for dinner you're gonna need to expand your afternoon delight game with at least two of them. Or just do what Nick Cage always does in his backyard summer time parry BBQ feasts. Which usually involve piling up a 10' long alderwood coals [fire walk] that is long enough to grill a dozen full sockeye fillets; a dozen split open chicken, and a shit load of organic bangers imported from England. And fuck all of that roasted grilled vegetables stuff on the side. Just boil a big pot of pink potatoes and serve them up in a deep dish of garlic butter. Which will save you a lot of time and hassles; and the less initiated among you will still think that you are some kind of 4 star French chef. Meanwhile, pile on the medium priced and lesser tasting noirs and gris from Willamit Valley, Oregan of course... No need to throw good money after bad money is what I always say. ~ That said, don't insult your humble guests who have less money than you with a raft of bland tasting so-called "choice" grade steaks. Either serve prime grade meat or don't bother with it. ~ And finally, if you really want to impress all of your black friends, make the coal bed long enough to handle at least a full two sided rack of pork baby ribs. And if that still doesn't get them, pull out all the stops and drop a two foot long 35lb t-bone roast on the grill with the fillet and bone left in; prime grade off course, let's not kid ourselves here. You get what you pay for, money talks bullshit walks, this is not what I signed up for; "Ok that's enough..." paraphrasing Elizabeth Hurley in MY FAVOURITE MARTIAN meets DOUBLE WHAMMY. ~